Chapter 451: 'You Can’t Eat Cat Meat.” That’s What Everyone Around Me Says!

Chapter 451: “You Can’t Eat Cat Meat.” That’s What Everyone Around Me Says!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 451 "You Can't Eat Cat Meat." That's What Everyone Around Me Says!

"Ah, I accidentally..."

"Accidentally your head!" Gintoki pointed at the pile of garbage beside the tomb that was constantly attracting flies. He shouted angrily, "By the way, did you throw all the trash over there when you were passing by?! Do you think this is a trash can?! Can you be a little more civilized?! Is there an idiot in the world who would treat the grave as a trash can?"

"I don't want to be said that by someone casually piss and poop on a grave!" Kawaki retorted angrily, "You are the ones who are even more excessive!"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound coming from the grass behind him. Following the sound, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Katsura turned their heads to look.

Then, Kondo's sobbing voice was heard.

"Why did it become like this?! No matter if it was Miss Otae, Toshiro, or Sogo, they wouldn't have noticed me!"

Looking at Kondo himself lying on the ground in the grassy clearing behind him, beating the ground and crying loudly, Gintoki turned his eyes and spitted loudly, "Why is it a gorilla?!"

"No, this should be his real body, right?" Kawaki crossed his arms over his chest and slowly analyzed with one hand supporting his chin.

"Indeed," Gintoki, who had just reacted, nodded and said with a look of agreement, "He just returned to his original form."

"Kondo, are you cursed too?" Katsura asked aloud.

"What?!" Kondo instantly turned his head and shouted with tears on his face, "You know it's me?! And that voice, could it be... that's great! I finally have a companion! Even if it's Katsura, it doesn't matter!"

As he spoke, Kondo wiped his tears and continued to analyze, "So that's how it is, so that's how it is. It turns out that you were also bitten by the mysterious gorilla..."

"No!" Gintoki argued loudly, "You're the only one who got caught up in that kind of incident!"

"Well, Gintoki is in charge of the sauce. Zura is in charge of making the fire." Kawaki took out a rope out of nowhere and looked at Kondo with a kind face, "As for this gorilla, leave it to me. Today's lunch is decided to roasted gorilla in charcoal."

"I can't help it. I'm hungry too." Gintoki asked, "Although we are acquaintances since he has turned into a gorilla, we cannot be considered human. Don't worry, I will find a way to get the barbecue sauce. What flavor do you like? How about Orleans?"

"Kawaki, I'm ready." Katsura, who was squatting beside a bonfire, turned around and shouted at Kawaki, "The water will be ready soon."

"Ah, I'm almost here too," Kawaki who was holding a piece of rope and stepping on Kondo who was tied up by himself, responded, "Next, use boiling water to scald the hair, clean it up, and put some sauce on it. Then, we can start roasting it directly."

"I got the sauce." Gintoki walked over with two large bags of New Orleans Flavored Marinade in his mouth.

"You guys are too fast!" Kondo shouted crazily, "Isn't it a bit too tacit?! Stop it! The meat of a gorilla is not edible! The meat of a gorilla and a cat is not edible! Hurry up and let me go!"

"Let go your head!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and scolded, "You're just a useless gorilla! I might as well just roast you!"

"In short," Katsura, who sat down again, held his claws and analyzed, You will get retribution because you defiled the grabe. As long as you restore the tomb... ah! Restore the grave to its original state... ah, it hurts! Restore the grave to its original state... it hurts!"

Katsura got up and looked at Kawaki and Gintoki, who were sitting on both sides of him and were still punching and kicking at each other. He rolled his eyes and scolded, "You two brats, can you stop? Why do you always hurt me?! Do you want to be punished by me? You two bastards!"

"Die!" x2

Only then did Kawaki and Gintoki stop their actions. They cupped their hands and spat out mouthfuls of saliva in disdain.

Katsura, who had been spat on the face by the two cats, was silent for a few seconds. Then, he pounced toward Kawaki and Gintoki. At the same time, he shouted angrily, "Go to hell! You two!"

"Calm down! Calm down!" Kondo hurriedly reached out and grabbed Katsura's forelegs, "Don't quarrel at a time like this! We still have more important things to do! It's more important to find a way to recover!"

"Those two brats definitely did it on purpose!" Katsura struggled and cursed angrily, "Let me go! I will definitely kill the two of them today! Ah... so smelly! Their saliva is so smelly! This... is completely the stench of a middle-aged cat!"

"Who is a middle-aged cat, bastard?!" Kawaki and Gintoki stood up at the same time and cursed angrily.

"Stop it quickly!" Kondo shouted in a somewhat collapsed voice.

"You smell so bad!" Katsura said painfully, "It smells like a middle-aged gorilla! Stay away from me! Please!"

"Who is a middle-aged gorilla, bastard?" Kondo shouted angrily with his saliva flying.

A chaotic battle began...

...

The three cats and one gorilla who had just finished venting their anger and became dirty sat down again.

Katsura, who had not completely dried the blood under his nose, said, "Let's continue the topic just now. We will get retribution for tarnishing the grave. As long as we restore the grave to its original state, our bodies may also be restored to their original appearance."

"Restore it to its original state?" Gintoki, whose eyes and half of his face were swollen, looked at Katsura as if he were looking at an idiot. He said snappily, "Are you going to put the sh*t you pooped out back into your butt?"

"Anyway, dig out the garbage thrown here and the buried sh*t first," Katsura suggested.

"What kind of joke is this? That was all done by the two of you, right?!" Gintoki pointed at Kawaki and Katsura and scolded them.

"Tsk, let's give it a try first," As he spoke, Kawaki, who was completely unscathed, looked up at Kondo who was lying on the ground with no good place on his body, "Hey, gorilla, go and clean up the trash next to the grave over there. Also, clean up these two stupid cats that are even worse than trash."

"Do you still want to fight?!" Gintoki cursed.

Kondo slowly got up and walked to the grave. He bent down and began to pack up the garbage.

"Don't show that kind of expression." Kawaki seemed a little unable to bear it, and continued, "After this is over and returns to its original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female gorilla."