Chapter 496: The More Trivial Things Are, the More You Will Find That Everything Is Actually Different but Similar!

Chapter 496: The More Trivial Things Are, the More You Will Find That Everything Is Actually Different but Similar!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 496 The More Trivial Things Are, the More You Will Find That Everything Is Actually Different but Similar!

Kawaki sat cross-legged in front of the TV. His left hand was on his leg, and his right hand was supporting his chin. Although his eyes were staring at the TV, his legs were constantly moving up and down.

'Ah, I accidentally lent him the toilet...' Kawaki thought in frustration. Then, he glanced at the neatly folded changshan on the side, 'What should I do? Should I secretly try it while no one is watching? But... what if he goes out of the toilet at this time? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he saw it when he came out?'

'No! No way!' Kawaki shook his head, 'I can't do it now! Ninjas were very fast! It would be the same whether it was sh*tting or other things! If I were to try it out now, the probability of him finding out was more than ninety-nine percent! So no! Endure! I must be patient! Just wait for him to finish sh*tting and leave! Come on! Kawaki! You can do it! At most, it would only take a few minutes! If you are constipated, it will only take half an hour at most! The possibility of exceeding half an hour was very small! Ordinary people can't be constipated to the extent that they cannot come out for more than half an hour!'

Thinking of this, Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded to himself. The irritation on his body was also put away.

Then, an hour passed...

'Isn't it done yet?!' Kawaki thought to himself, 'It's been too long! It's constipation! It's confirmed now! It's definitely constipation! But isn't it too long? An hour is too long! How big is it? It can't get out? If it can't get out, then forget it! This kind of thing can't be forced!'

'Eh... Wait a minute!' Kawaki suddenly thought of something. 'Wait a minute! This... Isn't this an opportunity?! If constipation takes a long time, then I can take this time to try on the clothes that Sister Kouka personally made for me.'

Thinking of this, Kawaki's face lit up.

'It's good! Good news for constipation! It doesn't matter if he sh*t for a night! I can take advantage of this time to try it out!'

Then, Kawaki turned back to look at the still-lit bathroom. Then, he reached out and carefully picked up the changshan.

However, just as Kawaki was about to take off his clothes, he suddenly thought of something.

'No! No! No!! At this time, no one can be sure whether Poop-kun will squeeze out of that dirty door at the next moment! Because it couldn't stand the squeeze for an hour, the probability of getting out of that dirty door is almost 90%!'

'No! Not now! Absolutely not!' Kawaki put down the changshan in his hand again and clenched his fist with a face full of reluctance, 'Now Poop-kun's desire to liberate himself is very strong! It could happen at any time...so I'll have to wait a little longer! Soon! It'll be out soon!'

Then, another hour later...

Bang!!!

'Poop-kun——! !'

Kawaki slammed his head on the table and then raised his head, revealing his forehead covered in blood. His eyes were bloodshot, and he gasped for breath. He gnashed his teeth in his mind.

So... two minutes later...

'I can't bear it anymore!' While thinking about this, Kawaki angrily got up and went to the bathroom door. He reached out and directly pulled down the door of the entire bathroom.

"Are you... Eh?"

Before he finished speaking, Kawaki was suddenly stunned for a moment. He saw Zenzou, who was still bleeding uncontrollably from a certain part, lying on the ground with his butt sticking out. Zenzou's entire face had lost all color, and his body was constantly twitching.

"I... I knew you would notice..." Zenzou said in a low voice, "I... I can't do it anymore. I don't even have the strength to press the flush button..."

Only then did Kawaki notice that one of Zenzou's hands was still struggling to reach for the flush button of the toilet.

"Hey! Hold on!" Kawaki quickly helped Zenzou up and shouted.

However, Zenzou had completely passed out due to excessive blood loss and the pain of hemorrhoids.

After glancing at the clock on the wall that was just a few seconds away from twelve o'clock, Kawaki gritted his teeth, and a hint of reluctance flashed across his face. Still, he raised his feet, helped Zenzou open the door, and walked out.

Tsukuyo, who had just finished her patrol and was walking toward his room in the corridor, was frightened by Kawaki holding Zenzou, who had his butt bleeding profusely.

"Hey, what's going on?" Tsukuyo asked Kawaki, who had just walked past her.

"God knows," Kawaki replied without turning his head, "It's probably hemorrhoids. I'll take him to the hospital."

After a long silence, Tsukuyo finally spoke slowly.

"Next time... be careful."

...

At 12:30 pm, Kawaki sat on a long chair outside the emergency room of the Oedo Hospital. He lowered his head and silently looked at the message sent by Kouka this afternoon.

[Kawaki-chan, happy birthday~ Have you received the clothes? Remember to put it on and send a photo to your sister today~]

"Sister Kouka, even if yesterday was October 9th, it can't be considered my birthday..." Kawaki lowered his head and sighed.