Chapter 544: These Idiots Keep Showing Up

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Chapter 544: These Idiots Keep Showing Up

"Because those idiots keep appearing one after another, the number of customers is decreasing." Hasegawa, who was patrolling on the shore, gnawing on a watermelon, said, "Not only do we have to watch the kids, but we also have to watch the adults teaching weird games to others."

"Oh yes, this gives us a legitimate reason to monitor Ketsuno, doesn't it?" said Kawaki, holding a telescope and looking around seriously.

Hearing this, Hasegawa's head was filled with black lines, twitching half of his face; he retorted with exasperation, "Looks like this guy is the most dangerous adult..."

Just as he finished speaking, Hasegawa suddenly saw something through the telescope. It was... a pigtailed girl wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit in the children's pool teaching a kid with twin pigtails wearing a blue one-piece swimsuit how to swim.

"What? Teaching kids to swim in the children's pool?!" Hasegawa's expression became somewhat serious, "Adults are prohibited from swimming here!"

"What?! Is that Ketsuno?!" Hearing this, Kawaki became energetic, looking in the direction Hasegawa was pointing.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Hasegawa suddenly noticed something; looking at the girl in the pink swimsuit, he confusedly asked, "Is that kid... a kid? He looks quite big..."

"Nowadays, kids eat well; they just grow tall." Kawaki used his telescope to look up and down at the girl in the pink swimsuit, "See, isn't that Robert Jisshi?"

"Rather than Jisshi, isn't that a man?" Hasegawa replied, "That figure looks like a young man."

"Strange, why did the field of vision darken?" Kawaki wondered.

"I feel the same..."

Just as Hasegawa finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound like something had broken before him. At the same time, Amanto, who was holding the binoculars tightly, stood in front of them with a forced smile, saying, "Who did you say was Robert Jisshi?"

"Sorry... got it wrong..." Kawaki's voice trembled as he weakly replied.

"You're Sylvester Stallone, aren't you? Please give me an autograph..." Hasegawa said in a shallow voice.

After crushing the two binoculars with their bare hands, Amanto grabbed both of them, "Isn't it the same?! This shouted simultaneously; Amanto threw Kawaki and Hasegawa into the pool.

With his head down, Kawaki, after choking on water, struggled to stand up, his hands scrambling to grab something. Of course... so did Hasegawa.

Coincidentally, Kawaki's hand grabbed the chest of Kyubei, who was sitting on the shore with twin pigtails in her hair, wearing a blue swimsuit, while Hasegawa's hand grabbed Kyubei's thigh.

The air... froze.

Before he could finish speaking, Katsura was hit and sent flying by Hijikata, Okita, Kagura, and Shinpachi, who slid down the slide on the same surfboard. The harpoon in his hand also slipped away instantly.

"How was it? Was it fun?" Safely on the shore, Hijikata stood with a surfboard and thumbs up, saying to Shinpachi.

"Well... it was okay..." Shinpachi blushed slightly, turned his head, and replied softly.

"It's so exciting! With lubricant added, it feels just like real surfing!" Sa-chan laughed.

"Right?" Hijikata smiled.

"This time, I want to go alone, Aru!" Kagura grabbed the surfboard from Hijikata's hand and rushed out first.

"Hey! You're too cunning! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi quickly chased after her, "It's more fun to play together!"

"Master! This time, come with me!" Without knowing why, several members of the Shinsengumi, covered in lubricant, approached with their surfboards.

"Haven't we said applying lubricant under the surfboard is enough?" Hijikata said expressionlessly.

"We're ready! Master Hijikata!" Gedomaru, who had recovered at some point, hugged her surfboard and said, "Go! Come on!"

Another kick flew, and Gedomaru, wrapped in a quilt, was thrown out.

"Master Hijikata, you can apply the lubricant wherever you want." In the blanket, Hedoro, who had recovered, pointed to a bucket of lubricant on the side, "Spread it! Come on!"

Another kick, wrapped in a blanket, Hedoro was thrown out dozens of meters away.

"It's, this level is too low," one of the girls from Hyakka sneered, "Such methods are left for us to play with!"

"Yes, compared to us, there's no comparison at all~."

"These levels, just honestly go home~."

Hijikata:...