Chapter 549: Men Always Can't Figure Out Why Women Are Angry!

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Chapter 549: Men Always Can't Figure Out Why Women Are Angry!

One night, Yoshihara.

"Hey! Stop it! You stinky woman!" Kawaki pulled out the kunai tied on his forehead and roared at Tsukuyo, leaning against the door like nothing happened, with blank eyes, "You haven't been there lately. Why? My head hurts!"

"Indeed, Sister Tsukuyo has stabbed Brother Kawaki too many times recently," She on the side nodded and said, "Brother Kawaki still gets stabbed even if he doesn't do anything."

"Recently, there have been fewer and fewer troublesome customers in Yoshiwara..." Tsukuyo explained calmly, "My technique of throwing kunai is a bit rusty, so I can only find a target to practice for a while."

"Kill you, you stinky woman." Kawaki's forehead suddenly popped up with twitching veins, and he gritted his teeth and replied word by word, "If you want to practice, go to the training ground with me! There are many targets. Bar!"

"There is a difference between a real person and a target." Tsukuyo turned away and hummed, "Your head is just right. Anyway, it will be cured soon."

"I can't bear it anymore! I will end it with you this time!" After saying this, Kawaki stood up and rushed towards Tsukuyo.

But before Kawaki could start, with the sound of swishing kunai and kunai piercing into the human body, Kawaki, covered in kunai all over his body, rolled his eyes and fell backward.

"Brother Kawaki, you still have nothing to do with Sister Yueyong as always..." Haruta knelt, complained silently, and began to pull out the kunai one after another on Kawaki's body.

On the side, Nichiren, who was sitting in a wheelchair with his eyes squinting and smiling, suddenly said: "Speaking of which, this situation started after I went to the swimming pool last time. Did Kawaki Sang do it in the swimming pool? Did something make Yueyue angry? "

When she heard the word "pool," Tsukuyo's face instantly turned red, and she turned her face away.

"Swimming pool..." Kawaki resurrected on the spot, sat up, crossed his chest with one hand, and held his chin with the other, thinking carefully. After pausing for a few seconds, he raised his head and said, "It happened a long time ago. I remember I didn't send anything..."

Just after speaking, Kawaki was hit with two kunai on his forehead again.

"It's not over yet!" Kawaki pulled out the kunai from his forehead, roared at Tsukuyo with his eyes rolled, then shook his head and sighed bitterly, "By the way, you don't still care about what happened at that time, right? Aren't you? Didn't I tell you that I didn't see anything? Are you too narrow-minded? Take a step back and say that even if I did see it, it was not my intention but yours. Is that wrong? Besides, you are not a Yoshihara woman, so it doesn't matter if you are seen by a man, right? Besides, didn't you say that you have given up your identity as a woman? Aren't they just men? So it doesn't matter if they are seen, right?

Before he could finish speaking, Kawaki rolled his eyes and fell while piercing several kunai.

"You can see it completely!!" Tsukuyo, who was still in the posture of throwing kunai, roared with a red face and white eyes. After saying that, she started to breathe heavily.

"Pink?!" Harutai squatted angrily and whispered in Kawaki's ear, "Brother Kawaki, what on earth did you see?! Tell me! Brother Kawaki!"

"No...I didn't see anything..." Kawaki replied weakly.

"Stop lying! Tell me quickly!" Haruta helped Kawaki up and shook Kawaki's shoulders vigorously, "You mean pink, right? You said it? What's behind pink? Is it pink? It's pink. What? Tell me!"

"Haruta, I'll give you a tenth of a second to forget what this bastard said just now..." Tsukuyo looked down at Haruta coldly, "Otherwise...I'll help you erase the memory just now."

"No... no need, I've completely forgotten about it," Haruta responded with sweat, then turned around, pushed the sun wheel, and retreated silently.

At the same time as the door closed, Kawaki stood up from the ground, touched the back of his head with a look of displeasure on his face, and said impatiently: "I know, I know, although I didn't see it, the last incident was It's my fault, I know it's wrong, please forgive me."

"There is no sincerity at all!" Tsukuyo, whose face was still red, rolled her eyes and kicked Kawaki out.

Boom!!

"ah--!!"

As soon as Kawaki's screams ended, Kagura's voice suddenly came from the direction of the door.

"Uncle, I brought someone who was beaten over to Aru." Kagura pointed at the man with a short-sleeved sweatshirt and a strong and honest face, facing Kawaki, whom Tsukuyo was still torturing. Explain.

Hearing the sound, Tsukuyo stopped what he was doing, and Kawaki, who had a bruised nose, face, and bruises all over his body, turned his head and looked over simultaneously.

"Um...why do I feel like this place is like a beaten house?" The man named Iwamatsu, whom Kagura called a beaten house, complained expressionlessly.

"Being beaten up?" Kawaki muttered incoherently.

Brother, would you like to use your fists to vent the resentment you have accumulated in daily life? And that lady, do you want to try it? "

"Being beaten up! This is it!" Kawaki's expression was filled with joy, and he broke away from Yueyong and ran to Yansong instantly, "Does it feel good to be beaten?!"

"Ah, yes." he waved his hand and replied with a smile, "But it's only for one minute. If you successfully KO me, not only will all the fees be waived, but you will also get a luxurious gift."

"There is no need for prizes or anything like that!" After saying this, Kawaki returned to Tsukuyo and shouted, "Yueyue! If you are still angry, let's try it on this person! Vent out all the accumulated anger. That's okay too!"

[Huh, woman? You can make a lot of money this time. A woman's soft fist never hurts, no matter how hard she punches her. I'm different from this thin man who was beaten all over by a woman. I'm a former professional boxer! That kind of fist does not affect at all on me, a former professional player! ] he was secretly happy. After realizing it, the others looked at Kawaki, who was walking out of the bathhouse. Veins popped up on their faces in tacit agreement. At the same time, they gritted their teeth and thought to themselves: [I was... fooled!! ]

At this time, Kawaki, who walked out of the bathhouse and gently closed the sliding door, turned around and raised the corners of his mouth, glancing at Gintoki and the others in the bathhouse with interest.

Seeing the playfulness on Kawaki's face and the sinister white teeth revealed in his grin, Kawaki and the others now wanted to rush out and give Kawaki a beating.

However, because of the others beside them, Kawaki and the others could only be helpless and furious. Then, the following few people looked at each other, nodded, and got into the water simultaneously to discuss countermeasures...

...

At the bathhouse entrance, Kawaki handed the coffee milk to Kagura, who stood at the door waiting for Kawaki and then stretched, "Kagura, uncle is back~."

"Oh!" Kagura held up the coffee milk and waved to Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Hyaku, who were waiting aside, "Goodbye, uncle, and Yue Yue."

"Goodbye." After saying this, Tsukuyo turned around and left.

"It's only a little bit close to dig it out..."

"Yes, we can dig through it in ten minutes..."

While the Hyaku discussed something in despair, Kawaki asked expressionlessly: "Hey, did you do anything strange? And I always feel something is wrong when the water suddenly stops. It was also you who did it." "

"How is it possible? How could we do that just to watch Kawakisama's [beep——]?" Hyaku defended.

"Yes, yes!" The other young ladies agreed.

Kawaki:...