Chapter 114 - React.

The Mizukage was having a headache.

Since he decided to enter the war he has been having a pretty bad time, is almost as if something is conspiring against him or something.

Strangely enough, his clans waited for a f.u.c.k.i.n.g war to start to begin their pretty squabble, it was almost like clockwork, like your mom entering your room when the movie starts on the s.e.x scene, or like a pigeon pooping on you brand new formal clothes, and I have only one thing to say, f.u.c.k.i.n.g Kishimoto.

So the thing is that the bloodline clans always had a beef with the village since the first Mizukage created the village unifying a bunch of clan on old times style, a.k.a. beating everyone up until submission, they were acc.u.mulating resentment for years, and while they agreed for the most part until now, he being, on their words weaker than his predecessor, so he must be unworthy, they say this as if they can't see Konoha situation, not diminishing the third Hokage as the man is a monster on his own right, but the first and the second were freaks of Nature.

Talking about Konoha, this war has been a true headache, the moment he has seen that most of the Uchiha clan was stationed near, he almost trowed a tantrum, if anyone says the Sharingan isn't bs they must have defects on their grey mass.

Not that Kekkei Genkai, in general, isn't bs, spitting lava and having bones harder than steel are there to prove anyone who says the opposite wrong, but Sharingan is on another level of bullshit, if the Uchihas had the slight creativity with that eyes I shudder with how much bullshittery they would be able to pull.

Now back to the front, if you can even call it that, apparently with the new strange system Konoha has adopted to their camps, all of their ninjas are way more motivated, and motivation makes a lot of difference in the war.

And while I was musing and complaining to myself suddenly felt a huge pulse of chakra, my squad of sensor burst through the door panicking like the end of the world is near, and with such a huge shockwave of chakra, I don't doubt it much.

Seeing the gravity of the situation I ordered the retreat of my troops and to focus solely on defense. And then I parted to what would be the scariest moment of my life.

The Kazekage is happy.

Since the second ninja war when they had been bitch slapped by Konoha, its been a difficult years of recovery, it wasn't enough for the treehuggers to just inutilize his village poisons, they had to kill one of the leaders of the Scorch clan, he heard shit about that for months on end, thankfully the daughter of the chief is someone reasonable, and a very likable person, and definitely, waifu material that one, huh... food for thought.

After the war, there has been a long, and I mean a long period of recuperation, but thankfully they have been steadily bringing themselves together, some of my aides even found a good scientist or two two research means of getting more food in the desert, the chakra can do miraculous things I tell you.

And then the war came, it wasn't unexpected if there is something that people and nobles alike love are d.i.c.k-measuring contests, and what is a war if not a big d.i.c.k-measuring contest, and of course, most of his advisors are jumping at the prospect of waving their metaphorical d.i.c.ks, the most surprising was from someone that doesn't have a d.i.c.k, but she was the one most adamant about waving it, Chiyo that f.u.c.k.i.n.g bitch was the most insistent about war, and begun putting a bunch of retarded motives into it.

But even with almost all my council wanting war, I simply said no, I am not an idiot, I've commissioned some contract of Konoha to help me raise some fertile land, and they are being our allies they accept to help us, and then I found out about Ocelot, what a f.u.c.k.i.n.g monster that freak is, the guy presence can pressure, distort and severely affect magnet waves just for being around him, thank god I am very proficient on sensing with my magnet release, that monster can easily destroy our village if he wants, so the moment a war against Konoha was suggested I was adamant about being out, I don't want to spend another decade recuperating my village.

Sometime later I would like to kiss my past self for being so wise.