Seeing as the things here at the academy are relatively doing great I decided to contact Tang San via telepathy.
"Sup Tang San, how are you doing."(Aizen).
"... Aizen?"(Tang San).
"The one and the only. So how are things in Dugu Bo garden?"(Aizen).
"We had a rough start be ended up becoming... 'Friends'... well sorta..."(Tang San).
"I already know. I am just asking for the sake of courtesy."(Aizen).
I could see from here at the Shrek academy that Tang San is making a poker face worthy of an oscar. I must say that I had to hold myself a little bit to not laugh like a hyena.
"*sigh* So why did are you-"(Tang San).
"I am simply here to get the news that the Academy campus has been wholly reformed, and you can come back. Ah and before I forget, be sure to rob this dude blind."(Aizen).
"Ah, thanks for the info. And I was already doing this, he said for me to get comfortable and get as much as I would like. Of course I would swipe him clean."(Tang San).
"I am so proud of you my student, taking the initiative to do great things..."(Aizen).
"When I met you I was but a learner, now I am the master."(Tang San).
"Did you just quote Star Wars to me?"(Aizen).
"Well... you made us watch that bunch of movies whatever we had time so..."(Tang San).
"I knew inserting some culture here would be worth it... Now if I heard some prequels quote I could say the day was incredible..."(Aizen).
"How are things going with everyone?"(Tang San).
"Great actually, after they have been sent on some missions so I guess their perspective of the world opened up for a bit, so they sort of understood what I did there. And the new campus was an instant like for everyone too, so maybe it helped."(Aizen).
"Hah, that only makes me more anxious to go back. But..."(Tang San).
"Yeah, yeah. I know. Just finish what you have to do there, swipe the dude clean, and come back. Bye."(Aizen)
"Bye."(Tang San).
*Sigh*, being a telepathic errand boy is strange, but I am in an exceptionally good mood after making the gigantic Shrek statue. So I guess I don't mind much, not hats a lie, I am never doing it again.
But the most fun thing was the reaction of the students to the new campus. Everyone kind of freaked out how confusing and outright insane the buildings could be, Xiao Wu still carrying a lot of a 'soul beast mentality' was stunned beyond belief after seeing where human ingenuity and creativity could carry a simple concept that is building.
That moment they finally understood why the Soul-Beasts more often than not are way more powerful than their human counterparts always lost to them. That day a Soul beast learned to never underestimate humanity's sheer potential at evolution, and that would save innumerable lives when she eventually becomes a god.
Mubai, Zhu Zhuqing, and Rong Rong coming from noble and prestigious families were no strangers to luxurious and gigantic palaces and mansions, but that thing the academy became, it scares them. The sheer internal size and the fact that almost everything was moving and is extremely beautiful at the same time was a good honest assault to their senses.
Excluding Xiao Wu, they were the ones who took the most time to get used to such a thing. They also reached a conclusion that their teacher wasn't just pure muscle, he is rich and resourceful to a scary degree. After that day they started respecting him even more, even if it was just subconsciously.
Oscar and fatty took it in stride, seeing it as an opportunity to have fun exploring everything and selling out of date maps, they were honestly having a blast with the building. I guess I could call it a castle now? Everything is connected and it looks close to one anyway. So castle it is.
Zu Ling had a similar response to both of them, but her emotions were way heavier than anyone. Her dad built this... Such a wonder that will probably go down in the annals of history. Zu Ling felt quite guilt for how she is been treating her dad. So she went to talk with her mother, to know what to do.
"... Mother. I-I have some questions."
"Oh daughter, speak your mind. I am all years."(Allessa).{AN: I know, ear jokes with elves, how "original"}
"Well, I think I kind of was too harsh with dad. But I don't know-"(Zu Ling).
"You don't need to say anything more. Your dad has already forgiven you, he has been a teen too you know. We both have, But our upbringing was slightly different from you."(Allessa).
"How so?"(Zu Ling).
"Well... We both grew in war-torn worlds that barely held peace, so for a long time of our lives we just fought and fought."(Allessa).
"Wait... How old you were when you joined any war?"(Zu Ling).
"We both were young, I entered the war when I was 21 I think, but that was too early because as an elf my coming of age ceremony is when I am 100 years old, so you could say I entered the war as barely a toddler for the elves. Your dad's situation is a bit more tricky... He entered the wear when he was 8 I think? I could be mistaken..."(Allessa).
"WHAT?? 8?? what the heck?"(Zu Ling).
"He said he was lucky and waited patiently, some people on his world entered the war when they were four or five depending on their luck. And if I am not mistaken after the war he entered a black ops division that dealt with the dirtiest missions on his world... If you want some more storytelling you can always ask him... You know he loves his novels..."(Allessa).
"I am kind of dealing with a reality slap right now... But you gave me a good idea for a gift for him. I will write a novel."(Zu Ling).
"That is actually a pretty good idea. Good luck daughter, if you need help just ask."(Allessa).
"Thanks for the help mom. Now I've got to write that piece down."(Zu Ling).
After that Zu Ling exited the office seemly running away searching for papers and a pencil to write a novel.
"What you think about this development honey?"(Allessa).
Teleporting to Allessa's side I spoke with pride and clarity.
"It's pretty good, writing can change someone's life, so if she decided to really do it I can only be proud as a parent. And the fact that she took initiative is also a pretty good sign..."(Aizen).
"I am also proud of her..."(Allessa).
Well, our talk ended up in a cuddling and steamy s.e.x session. But who I am to complain?
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Oh almost forgot the poor Min Ren's reaction to the castle. after he looked at it and explored its halls for a bit he looked exasperated at me and said.
"Hogwarts Seriously?"(Min Ren).
"We both know this one is extremely superior in both space and diversity on its insides."(Aizen).
"But you even have a Room of Requirements... "(Min Ren).
"That is not the Room fo requirements, that is just the Reality Obnoxious Room, ROR for short."(Aizen).
"You are doing this on purpose are you not? *sigh* I gave up... Att least is cool..."(Min Ren).
"Hah, I knew it."(Aizen).
"Let's go finish the James Bond saga, I never had the time to finish it in our old world... "(Min ren).
"Sure, let's got. I should also ask Allessa to bring some more content for us, the ones I have are too little."(Aizen).
"You have literally shelves and more shelves with movies and games... Why do you want more?"(Min Ren).
"Because I need to left some legacy of our old world culture here... This place desperately needs some entertainment."(Aizen).
"That is true..."(Min Ren).
After that, I picked up Allessa and everyone else from eh Original Shrek academy composition+ Liu Erlong and we all when to one of the rooms on the Shrek Castle, this room is the Movie room.