1. Dead

1. Dead

My name is Jake and I am right now staring at the shameless old guy who us sitting right in front of me. Believe it or not but this shameless guy, yes this piece of shit is the god of earth.

"Ahm.. Jake, my man why aren't you saying something? Don't you like my cloud?"

"You !!! How the hell can you be so shameless!???" Jake screamed.

"I get it okay, I get it anyone would be angry if they get hit by a giant dildo in the middle of a day !"

" I fucking died because of your stupid dildo ! Why the hell do you even have the dildo, aren't you a guy ?"

" hey, let's not get into my kinks here, I know what shit you have on your computer."

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"Okay, okay let's see it's definitely my fault that you died so how about I reincarnate you somewhere else?" God asked.

Woah ! I get to be isekaied ! So cool. I am definitely going to ask for all the cheats.

" Then give me amazing cheat Powers and make me a noble and yeah a big penis would be nice too."

" woah ! Woah ! Hold your panties there. I am not going to reincarnate you to those shitty Fantasy stuff you guys enjoy reading and watching so much. It's the same world as before just a little different. "

" everything is same ? "

" Yes, well it's a parallel world so maybe some historical stuff is different from yours but technology and society is almost same as yours. "

" well, good enough, do it. But at least give me some powers or something as an apology. "

" I am already reincarnating you what else do you want ? "

" gimme a cheat skill, like a system or super power..."

"That's not going to be possible ask for something reasonable, I don't want to explain this shit to upper management afterwards."

"Then do a better job at being god and stop masturbating at your job !!"

" geez fine, fine what do you want ? "

I heard a voice directly in my mind like earphones but without anything in my ears. It was even directed towards me like audio distance effect. ' Good job shitty God, at least you did one thing correctly.'

" ahm Mom ? Doctor? "

" yes my sweetie " my mother said.

" if I an alright can we go home ? " I asked.

Doctor - Yeah, but I will keep you for a day just to check up if there are any other effects on your body.

Jake - Thanks, miss Doctor.

Doctor beamed at me with her perfect toothy smile. But other three women looked at me like I was some kind of alien.

'what's with them ?'

I tried to focus on Burnett who seems to be the youngest.

'Did he just thanked the doctor ? This brother of mine ? Am I dreaming? He definitely lost his memories if he is being polite instead of his usual higher than mountains attitude.'

' Ahh seems like this body's previous owner had some attitude problems. Well this would be the fastest way to make them believe that I really lost my memories I guess.'

Mom - Okay if it's like that, you should rest Jake. Let them monitor you for a day. Mommy will come back tomorrow to get you baby. So don't worry about anything okay ? Don't worry about your memories too, we will figure something out eventually.

Those words of my mom were like bolt of lightning for the other two beautiful girls and they started to look like they just woke up from a dream.

Red head girl - Yes jake Don't worry about anything as long as you are fine everything is better.

Brunette girl - Get well brother. We will come to get you tomorrow.

I just nodded and they left. Doctor and the nurse left to leaving me alone in the hospital room. Fortunately my mom returned my phone before she left, which is surprisingly latest edition of i-phone that came out like last month. I guess my family is packing if I got is so early. I can't remember the code fortunately it remembers my face.

After some hour or so of random search and scrolling I was left speechless.

Just some minor differences my ass ! This world is governed by females, and males are minority so much so that even having a baby boy gives you lifetime of privileges and health benefits like some kind of lifetime government guests.

Males were usually worked only as actors and idols or some kind of CEO of some companies all high profile jobs. Like some kind of dying breed which in a way was kind of true.

Only 22% of humans on this planet were males and other 77% were females with some other genders in mix with extra 1%.