Chapter 109：

"Come here, Eva, now let me demonstrate the tradition of the South Wind Secret Service in person, and extend your dominant hand."

"?"

The white-faced owl stretched out her right hand... the right wing with a confused face. Before she could react, Boss Qiao had already slapped it with a flick of a fin.

puff.

"..."

The situation is not ideal. No wonder the Penguin team does not recruit other species. The flying feathers on the owl's wings can't make the crisp sound of the penguin's fins.

But this is not a problem for our boss, I saw him scratching the flat head with the tip of his fin for a while, and then he greeted the angel to spit out a bunch of small bits and pieces prepared in advance, and immediately messed up the ground in a daze It was so smoky that even he himself could not be seen.

Until a penguin fin protruded from above the smoke, holding a small square flat device wrapped in white leather at the tip.

diu~diu~diu~der!

After a burst of sound effects from nowhere, Jogo read out the name of this handicraft.

"Intelligent slapping style Hazura Hidden Sword!"

"It can be easily hidden inside your wing feathers without affecting flight, and it can automatically eject the blade when you flap your wings on the flesh, and most importantly, it will not be triggered by penguin fins, and it can flap out Crisp sound!"

"Of course, although the name is Hidden Blade, according to our consistent tradition, the blade inside is a sharpened yam slice."

This extremely weird weapon naturally confuses everyone present, especially the old general Herag who is familiar with various armaments and weapons.

A specially designed Hidden Blade for owls, and intelligent recognition of penguin fins is enough. Why use yam for the blade? ? ? Isn't this thing for pranks! If it is really used in battle, even if the enemy is not wearing any armor, can your yam really poke into the flesh? ?

And there is another biggest problem that is the maintenance of weapons. Other weapons are regularly polished and oiled to prevent rust. Your Hidden Sword needs to be refrigerated and kept fresh. Do you have to go to the vegetable market to replace fresh seasonal yams? ?

But Boss Qiao didn't give others a chance to refute, but directly handed it to the white-faced owl. When the white-faced owl took it curiously and was about to try it out, he found that the cheap wooden inner frame and white leather of the Hidden Sword Transformed instantly, it became a wing ring full of modern technology.

Hazo style electric shock Hidden Blade.

Because of Eva's exclusive transforming ability, the props of the "I can think about it" series made by Qiao Boss are instantly transformed into special agent equipment, which can also be lightly hidden inside the feathers and activated by smart touch, but can be sent to the human body in an instant. The powerful electric current makes it temporarily incapacitated, which is indeed a professional agent configuration.

"It's amazing! What kind of magical skill is this??"

Saria deliberately volunteered to reach out her hand and was shocked. Even her powerful physique can be instantly paralyzed by the electricity, which shows its powerful effect. Will faint.

But the most amazing thing is not the Hidden Hidden Sword, but how these small animals made such equipment out of a few pieces of wood, a few pieces of leather, a bottle of glue, and a piece of yam. It's not scientific at all!

But its original maker boss is very dissatisfied with this, because after the transformation, there will be no slapping sound effect, which is his original intention.

diu~diu~diu~der!

"M1917 Columbia Smith & Wesson!"

I saw Boss Qiao holding a gun with one hand, pointing the muzzle of the gun at the electric shock ring with a "kind" expression.

"You change back for me, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

…

The wing ring actually shed a drop of cold sweat, and then immediately released cartoon smoke with a bang, and after the smoke cleared, only the Yam Hidden Sword was left.

Snapped!

Boss Qiao asked the white-faced owl to wear it and clapped himself again, and nodded in satisfaction after hearing the sound.

Chapter 308

"I didn't expect, I didn't expect that Chen Huijie, you with thick eyebrows, big eyes and big nose, would ask me for help one day."

"Nonsense, you char siew cat, you owed me the last time, this is called repaying the debt!"

"So you don't deny that you have thick eyebrows, big eyes and big nose, do you?"

"…Shut up."

At this time, a guest who is no longer familiar with the Guards Bureau came to Police Officer Chen's office. Of course, it was our Miss Shi Huaiya Brain Axe. When she walked along, almost all the police officers greeted her as before. , although she didn't add the title of police officer, didn't the subordinates call her Miss when she was still in the Guard Bureau?

She is the foreign aid that Chen Huijie applied for from Wei Yanwu. As for what Police Officer Chen said she owed last time, of course it was the time she was knocked out by a penguin. In fact, it was the doctor's idea. Shi Huaiya just followed the doctor's orders Just a cover.

But considering that Cerebellar Axe himself had the initiative to investigate the traitors of the Guards Bureau at that time, and this assassination list incident involved all aspects of Longmen, even including Lin Yuxia, her father, Mouse King Lin Gerui, and Shi Huaiya. Without much hesitation, she agreed to Chen Huijie's request.

Although Chen Huijie still said that he was a char siu cat, Shi Huaiya rarely retaliated with rice noodle dragon. The reason why Cerebellar Ax was so enthusiastic about fighting with Chen when she was a police officer was because Chen was a stubborn person in her eyes. An unrepentant guy, even if he belongs to a different command team, he has to set up obstacles for her, who is not scolding her?

However, after staying in Rhodes Island for a long time, especially after being "influenced by the mind" by the doctor, Cerebellar Axe's thoughts are quite different from before. His vision jumped out of the dragon gate, looking at the entire Terra.

Now that Cerebellar Ax has withdrawn from the police station, looking at Chen Huijie, she no longer thinks she is hateful, on the contrary, she is a little cute and naive. This is exactly what is said to be stubborn and ignorant of flexibility. Everything in her life is in order, and she never does meaningless things The matter is not only for Longmen, but also for herself.

Just like a perfectionist player in an RPG game who seeks experience points to improve strength and manages her own camp all the time, all she does is not just to satisfy her own obsessive-compulsive disorder, but for the ultimate goal of the game. Chapter, completely defeat the boss of the bottom boss and prepare for it.

But the reality is not a Japanese **** game, and not everyone can have the confidence to be lifted up to the sky by the "Golden Experience Requiem" and say "sincere actions will never be eliminated". It may not be useful in the final decisive battle, no, it should be said that there is a high probability that it will not be used.

She is just a senior superintendent, not Wei Yanwu, the actual controller of Longmen. Although both of them want to guard Longmen, their nature and purpose are completely different. Chen's efforts are destined to be used as sacrifices or bait by Wei Yanwu to achieve the overall situation. , and to seek more power, but Chen still naively doesn't understand.

Because she just wanted Tallulah back...

When Shi Huaiya learned all this inside story, do you think she can't think Chen Huijie is cute?

"I said, are you tired of lecturing here this early in the morning? Why don't I invite everyone to have morning tea together?"

Chen Huijie turned her head and glared at Shi Huaiya, apparently unable to understand her kindness.

"No need! I've already eaten breakfast, how can I have so much free time to spend!"

"Please! Are you really from Longmen? How can breakfast be confused with morning tea? Breakfast is the basic need for social animals to fill their stomachs, and morning tea is the soul that opens up the vitality of Longmen people for a day. This case is not resolved by simple violence. You still haven't got a clue about what to solve, so this is the time to relax your mind."

After Cerebellar Ax finished speaking, a tense low pressure immediately filled the police officers of the on-site investigation team. Even a calm person like Hoshiguma scratched the back of his head involuntarily, probably expecting this. Something familiar and long-lost is about to happen.

Obviously, if it was in the past, Shi Huaiya's proposal just hit the switch of Chen Huijie's swearing, and the two of them would immediately have a "confrontation" between dragons and tigers fighting ghosts, and the two senior police superintendents used confrontation The eloquence of swearing is no worse than that of the renters in the pig cage village, but one of them is the niece of the highest consul of Longmen, and the other is the eldest lady of the Swire Group.

But today's Shi Huaiya did not come here to quarrel, she must have a trump card to extinguish Chen Huijie's arrogance when she is fully prepared, and this is also a means to take the initiative in the investigation.

boom!

Sure enough, when Onixichen took a deep breath and was about to burst out her "dragon's breath", the office door was suddenly kicked open from the outside, and a yellow-orange webbed stopped a few feet from the ground. At a centimeter low in the air, everyone present gasped in shock...

He sucked Chen Xi back again.

"Miss Shi Huaiya is right! When you have no clue about things, it's better to sit down and eat something good to make your body feel full, otherwise your brain will go on strike! Let's go, big cat, you lead the way."

Although the members of the investigation team knew in advance who they were going to cooperate with, the first reaction of all the police officers present was to touch their swords or firearms when they saw the penguin team. All have been raised.

It wasn't until Police Officer Chen woke up from the trance first, and scanned her sharp eyes for a week, that he woke up the other pillars... Police officer, after all, Chen Huijie's impression of penguins is that he is good at sneak attacks and has very strange abilities. Compared with the personal experience of humiliation, it is still too weak.

"It's working hours now, how decent is it for the police officers of the Guards Bureau to go out to have tea together!"

Chen Huijie didn't believe that she was afraid of these small animals when she was facing them, so she must give someone a warning to stabilize her authority. Otherwise, if the investigation of this case is led by the nose by these penguins who claim to be secret agents, it will not be a repeat of the last time. Shame on you?

"Is it inconvenient? It's a pity, since this is the case, there is no way, but I still brought some gifts to the police officers to show my heart, cool!"

As soon as Boss Qiao finished speaking, Liang Liang suddenly appeared from behind the door, and pulled out two kitchen knives from behind. The fruit was thrown violently into the sky.

Swipe!

I saw a flash of bright knife light, and when these fruits fell on the wooden table, they had become almost the same size, with ingenious color matching, bright and attractive fruit cuts, and the fish sushi level of each penguin was at the same level. It can be compared to the Flying Chef with ingredients in Zhonghua Yiyi, so it is not a problem to cut some fruit.

"Okay, who wants some fruit platter first?"

Gudong.

Everyone swallowed involuntarily, but it wasn't greedy at all, but aroused some kind of instinctive psychological fear, as if the dark dishes made by some origin stone radiation mutant beasts were placed on the table.

Especially when Boss Joe brought the fruit in front of them with a kind face, and let the sweet and sour fruity fragrance waft into the nostrils, some people couldn't help but backed away one after another with horror on their faces, until their backs touched the wall and they could not retreat.

"Old Chen, the eldest lady has good intentions. I think we should agree. At worst, we can go out in casual clothes."

"Yes, yes, Chief Chen! We haven't eaten breakfast yet, the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, is he?"

The police officers who were unanimously guarding against the penguins just now turned their heads to persuade their chief, regardless of whether they ate or not, they all said that they did not eat, and even Hoshiguma took the lead. She turned her head and winked at Chen Huijie frantically. De Chen looked puzzled.

Although he didn't understand what was going on, even if he was as stubborn as Chen, he knew that the collective wishes of his subordinates could not be ignored, so he could only reluctantly agree to Shi Huaiya's initiative to treat guests.

Chapter 309 What kind of bad thoughts can cutie have?

"The dragon has left the nest, repeat, the dragon has left the nest."

"Kawaii received!"

When Boss Qiao "threatened" the police officers with a fruit platter, none of them noticed that there were only three penguins on the scene. After all, the guards, including Chen Huijie, hardly knew how many members there were in the Nanfeng Secret Service , and Hoshiguma, who knew there were four, didn't care much about these details.

Because she knows how scary these penguins are, and she can easily deceive people's three views in a seemingly playful game. Do you care about the number of people? Anyway, the Guards Bureau was like a sieve in front of them.

Perhaps only a special elite unit like Longmen Heiluo has the ability to formulate corresponding countermeasures. The frontal battle of the Guards Bureau is okay, but the others are... No, even the frontal battle was lost to these penguins, so it is better not to Struggling, at least you can suffer less humiliation.

"Eva, move!"

"White face... Detected the legacy problems of the previous version, the bug has been fixed, Eva received it, the flight mode is enabled, please fasten your seat belts, the flight is about to take off."

Croissant tied both ends of the rope around his waist, and the other end was tied to the leg of the white-faced owl. As she took off, the two cute animals were like a transport plane hanging a tank, and they were facing the guards in broad daylight. The window of Chen Huijie's office on the office building of the bureau flew towards him. This time, even Police Officer Long didn't have to pretend.

After entering the window, of course, there was no one inside, and they were all "forced" to have morning tea by Joe's boss. Croissant started to use his on-site Blind Jiebao analysis ability again here, Kawaii, as the intelligence tank of the secret service team , able to gain insight into every detail of the scene, and conduct multiple analyzes to draw the final conclusion.

Although this conclusion must be correct, the process must be very unreliable.

For example, regarding the opening of the bear paw balloon jar last time, Kawaii’s deduction process is probably that there are no fingerprints trying to screw the lid on the edge of the jar lid → the perpetrator probably has no hands → Mel is going to the laboratory tonight → the evil dragon is strong Served with reed chicken→Grand sale at Keluxie store...

In short, it needs to go through dozens of seemingly unrelated, in fact, irrelevant and imaginative links before the correct conclusion can be drawn.

But the problem is that the conclusion is limited, and its scope is "who" opened the jar, so the conclusion will only tell you who he is, not how he opened it, and what he did after opening it , even if these clues are obvious in normal forensic inference.

But this time there is an extra helper, that is, Eva White-faced Owl from the North Wind Secret Service and also an intelligence expert.

The difference between the two is that the Beifeng Secret Service is a regular agency in the animal world, and the "people" it cultivates are Victoria 007-level after the protagonist's life is cut off, while the penguins are the wild roads of civil science. But they have a main life and they are still open.

So this time, with Eva's branching supplements in the process of conclusion generation, plus Kawaii to ensure that all conclusions are absolutely correct, the two partners can be said to be perfect, and the level of solving crimes is so high that they can pull the waistband up to the neck.

"Emmm... After the current analysis, it seems that Officer Chen has nothing to do with the behind-the-scenes of the list, but the suspicion of the consul Wei Yanwu still cannot be ruled out. We still need to go to Wei Yanwu's office for further investigation."

Croissant took out a pink children's calculator and pressed it back and forth with the tip of its fins, which was considered to be at the analysis site. While the calculator was playing various cute counting sounds and background music, the white-faced owl's feathers were trembling.

Although she is not a real agent of Beifeng, she is also a researcher of Rhine Life, the most cutting-edge scientific research company in Columbia. When can children's toys be used as tools for secret agents? It's like smashing Bai Cuckoo's three views.

But just when she was about to refute Croissant's inappropriate behavior, she suddenly remembered the "Dragonmaycry" hidden inside her wings.

That's right, it was the yam Hidden Sword I was talking about, because the super brave Serena reached out and was stabbed again, and these few words are the best portrayal of her feelings afterwards, that kind of indescribable feeling is simply It's like being tied to a tiger stool and being scratched crazily by the cuckoo's feathers. Even the calcification can't resist the itching.

Coupled with the fact that Yam Bangzi has some criminal records unknown to outsiders, Boss Qiao readily agreed to the name.

It is obviously just an ordinary yam, but it has "defeated" the former Rhine Life's highest combat power benchmark. Compared with what Croissant is doing now, this "Dragon Cry" is even more outrageous. Bai Gugu's three Guan was shaped by the doctor again, and even felt like he was full of bubbles.

"Eva raised an objection. According to the existing information, the Consul Wei Yanwu has a record of in-depth contact with the boss. Since he agrees to the special assignment of Mr. Great, there is a high chance that he is ready to deal with it. The Consul's Office has 100% The probability of 36% is deliberate misleading, the probability of 59% is a trap, and only the remaining 5% is that others are stupid."

After listening to Ke Song, he also thought about it carefully for a while. What Bai Mian Ou said was indeed reasonable. Although Wei Yanwu suffered no real loss at the hands of Qiao Boss last time, it was not shameful. If he really thought that he would not do anything If you are on guard, you really underestimate this old dragon stick who has been able to resist Ursus for so many years.

But, as the old saying goes... the boss is always right!

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"Hey?"

At this time, Boss Qiao was blowing the flat hair on the co-pilot of the Cerebellar Axe. This is an infant safety seat that Shi Huaiya specially ordered for him. He took out a green plastic seat from under the seat. His big toy brother is next to him, even if it is a toy, it is not much different from his own sitting height.

"Oh, that's right. It's inconvenient there. Don't you know how to go directly to his house? Remember to bring some gifts to greet sister-in-law, that's it, hang up."

Boss Qiao acted nonchalantly as if he was chatting with others, he didn't care that there were Chen Huijie and Xingxiong in the seats behind him, but it was precisely because of his flawless tone that Police Officer Chen just glanced at him and stopped caring …

No more Hoshiguma! What you are holding is obviously a toy phone, and the ringtone of the phone is also sung by yourself while pouting!

Xingxiong glanced sympathetically at Lao Chen, who was sitting beside him with his hands on his forehead, doubting his life. Life is like this, there are always one or two cuties who will disrupt your rhythm.

Chapter 310 If Cao Cao is a Colombian dead house...

When talking about Wei Yanwu, he has to mention his wife Wei Wenyue.

During Wei Yanwu's working hours, Wen Yue was reviewing municipal documents in the study at home. In fact, the highest authority in Longmen is not Wei Yanwu, but Wei Yanwu should be the outsider and Wenyue the inside. The two of them should be in charge together. .

It’s just that before Wei Wenyue married Wei Yanwu, she was Princess Wenyue of the Eastern Kingdom. In order to avoid telling others that Wei Yanwu was a spy used by the Eastern Kingdom to interfere in Longmen’s internal affairs, Wenyue never acknowledged her power in public and flirted with her everywhere. Wei Yanwu is completely different.

As for Wenyue's ancestor race, looking at the horns on her head, one can probably guess that it is the mythical unicorn species of the Eastern Kingdom. There should be different interpretations of myths, which can be regarded as subspecies after cultural evolution.

The unicorns in the Eastern Kingdom are still auspicious like those in the Yan Kingdom. If the unicorns haunt the world, there must be people who end the troubled times. They can also be used to refer to people with both ability and political integrity. For example, the title of "Kirin" is to praise young People have talents that are unparalleled in the world.

The difference is first of all the appearance. The Qilin of the Yan Kingdom is a combination of lion head, antlers, tiger eyes, elk body, dragon scales and oxtail, while the Qilin of the East Kingdom is much simpler. Horses with unicorns, and sometimes even wings, seem to rival Western unicorns.

The reason for this appearance is probably related to the interpretation of the word "Kirin" in the Eastern Kingdom. In the official usage in ancient times, the term "Kirin" refers to a thousand-mile horse. This is the case of the Eastern proverb "A kylin is not as good as an old horse". However, in informal usage, because there was an allusion that the giraffe was mistaken for the unicorn, the unicorn in the common people's mouth mostly means the giraffe.

But in fact, the usage of Chollima still comes from the ancient Yan Kingdom. Xu Shu once compared the talents of himself and Zhuge Liang to "a unicorn with a horse and a unicorn, and a jackdaw with a phoenix ear". , not ten steps" in Qiji has one meaning.

However, with the evolution of history, the usages of "Kirin" and "Qiji" in Yan Kingdom were separated. The unicorn that was born became a "little horse".

This is probably why Princess Wenyue was once the head of the famous motorcycle gangster in Dongguo when she was young. Since she is a Maxima, of course she can't let go of her pursuit of speed in her heart. Speeding through the street in the middle of the night, there is a legend of the "ghost driver" who flashes on the curve.