The emperor can tolerate cute girls like McDonald touching it, and he can also tolerate subordinates like angels touching it, even men like doctors. After all, let humans put themselves in another way. If a cat comes to let you lick it, or just come Fuck you, you don't intend to judge whether other people's cats are male cats or female cats.
Unless you want to cut other people's eggs.
But the emperor can never tolerate this person rua himself, especially at the concert, this is a great humiliation! ,
The reason is simple, the emperor is a gangster **** rapper, so **** that almost every time he appears on the stage, some gangsters will arrange assassins to shoot him twice, because he has no scruples to write the dark side of these people into the lyrics, and put them Make it public through music.
This is also the reason why Colombian **** rappers usually don’t live long. Those who can survive are all singers who can only sing luxury and rich **** and fat buttocks, but the emperor has no fear at all, because he is immortal.
But what it is afraid of is that the style it has specially created will be destroyed. After all, the fact that it is a penguin cannot be changed. If those audiences who are addicted to **** rap suddenly realize this, the result will be the style of the emperor. Once transformed into an idol-style cute singer like Sora, it would rather commit suicide.
Even if you can't die at all.
And Pharaoh has enough popularity, diverse singing styles, and the total number of listeners is more than the emperor, the number one rapper in Terra. Once he came to the emperor's concert to make trouble and successfully implemented his evil rua penguin plan, The collision of topics between the two singers is likely to lead to the worst outcome that the emperor envisioned.
It's just that if Jogo knew that the so-called "hope of the penguin family" in the emperor's mouth meant that only he won this trial could stop the pharaoh rua penguins, how would he feel?
"Don't worry, under the witness of several old friends, I will definitely abide by the bet, but if he can't meet your expectations, you have no reason to stop my action, remember to use the hair guard I gave you before Ointment, I made it specially for you, it can give you the best hand feeling hahaha!"
"..."
boom!
The emperor smashed the phone in his hand with one fin, and was so angry that he killed three pieces of dried fish pizza in one gulp.
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"Why are you telling me this?"
After finishing the morning tea, Chen Huijie did feel comfortable physically and mentally, not as nervous as before, but when Boss Qiao pulled her to talk in private, she felt depressed again.
Because Qiao Ge told her the inside story of the assassination list that he knew almost without reservation, of course, including the original plan in the "Law of Noise", which means that it was all because the Sicilians belched too early, and the giants of Longmen were killed. Had to change a way to close the deal.
"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"
"Of course it's the truth!"
"The truth is that I'm going to do something big next time. In order to ensure success, no accidents can happen. The biggest possible source of accidents now is you, the police officer, so I want to reach a real mutual understanding with you before I act. Is that true enough?"
Boss Qiao picked at her... the hairy hair above the eyes, this behavior obviously couldn't make the suspicious Chen Huijie believe him, let alone the issue of wanting to do something in Longmen.
"You think I'll believe it? And it means you want me not to hinder you from disturbing the order of the Longmen? Impossible! With me around, you don't want to be fooled!"
"Don't rush to refuse, I understand everything you want to protect, but everyone has a price in their hearts, your price... I happen to have it."
Boss Qiao handed Chen Huijie an envelope, the contents inside were exactly the same as the one given to Princess Wenyue. Sure enough, when Chen Huijie saw Tallulah's photo, the belief that she had categorically rejected Qiao Ge immediately began to waver. It turned into an agitation that could be seen with the naked eye on her face.
"How did this come about!?"
"Do you still believe me when I tell the truth?"
"Stop talking nonsense! Tell me!"
Chen Huijie even gave up her reserve and demeanor, picked up Qiao Boss's whole goose and pressed it against the corner suddenly, such a posture with a visual sense but no ambiguity at all, it was like Nini and her mother pressing the doll against the wall The beating scene.
But Qiao Ge didn't panic at all, and immediately took out a bottle of penguin hair conditioner from his armpit and poured it on his flat head, and then slipped out of her "dragon claw" with a stabbing sound under Chen Huijie's astonished gaze.
This trick is learned from the stunt of a tiger in the circus, and it can even be used to make a brain ax weighing several hundred kilograms through a keyhole as big as an old-fashioned mechanical lock with just conditioner or lubricating oil. Hole, even with people through the hole is no problem.
Penguins probably can't do that outrageously, but they are still very skilled at breaking free from restraints that are slightly smaller than their bodies.
"Hey! Don't worry chick, as I said before, I will come to a real understanding with you, and most importantly, I need the nimble fingers of you stupid mammals, ah sorry, accidentally said that I am used to it , the deft hands of you officers."
Chen Huijie was not stupid enough to try to hug Boss Qiao who was as slippery as a sausage, she could only watch him make a speech on the spot, but the content that followed was beyond her expectation, so she was speechless at all Yes.
"I once defeated the integration movement in Qiecheng, and I was entrusted by Tallulah to send you the jar containing her past. Unfortunately, I was used by a despicable villain, but in the end I dealt with the aftermath. That's why you were used to invade the Guard Bureau last time, so we should have a common goal..."
"That is to completely smash Ursus' war intentions, kill that old immortal snake, and let those who should go home find their place. Now, do you believe that we can understand each other?"
Boss Qiao raised the tip of his fin and pointed at Chen Huijie's tense face. The leader's aura exuded from his whole body did not look like a cute little girl who was only as high as her knees.
If he wasn't so slick, the atmosphere should be a little more solemn.
"...Who exactly are you?"
"Who else could I be? A resolute man who fights against the strong and supports the weak, an adventurer who is not afraid of danger, and the terminator of conspiracies and tricks, the eldest brother of the Penguin Gang from the Antarctic villagers, the captain of the South Wind Secret Service Team, the boss!"
Chapter 314 Longmen Leopard Cub Rice
"What's your plan?"
After being silent for a long time, Officer Chen still couldn't say that I agree with you to do things in Longmen, because it means completely standing on the opposite side of her previous duties, but judging from the fact that she still couldn't help asking, the psychological defense line should also be It's crumbling, it's just because of face.
Now Qiao Ge only needs to pull out the monkey rubber band from Chen Huijie's waistband, and she can... No, hey!
It should be that as long as Qiao Ge follows the trend, she can be his helper, and even completely improve the relationship between the two in the future.
"The key person now should be Shu Wang, because anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is not the time for him to abdicate. Even if the integration movement temporarily ceases due to unknown reasons, this turmoil has not passed yet. Once integration or even Ursus invades Longmen, and only the Mouse King can protect the slums."
"So the Shu King should be the coerced passive party in this so-called exchange of benefits. This is not the first time that Wei Yanwu has done the thing of forced buying and selling. Although complete centralization of power also has benefits in terms of war resource allocation, but in the current era If the bureau operates in this way, the people in the slums will inevitably make great sacrifices for it."
Although Chen Huijie personally supports Wei Yanwu's withdrawal of the power to manage the slums from the gangs, this does not mean that she is divorced from the masses. On the contrary, the serious case investigation team led by her has many informants from the slums, although she usually does not come forward. Contact, but Hoshiguma, the big sister.
So she can fully understand the situation that Boss Qiao is describing now. The authority to manage the slums must be withdrawn, but not now. Otherwise, once the war comes, the Guards Bureau will be severely understaffed, and it is not right to expand recruitment and train police officers. Over time, who will protect the people in the slums?
Wei Yanwu? I believe him a ghost!
Police officer Chen would rather believe that the fat parrot chief superintendent than Wei Yanwu would send a black moose to protect the slums. He must be betting every possible chip on the absolute victory over Ursas.
"So are we going to aid the Mouse King?"
"No, no, if you go to aid the Mouse King, it will be a disadvantage. Since the person who made the list dared to let my team join this trial, he must have considered these tit-for-tat resistance, so... we not only do not resist , but to get mixed into it!"
"Mix, mix into it?!"
Chen Huijie is also a graduate of the Royal Victoria School of Guards. Strictly speaking, she is a senior of the Cerebellar Axe. The orthodox guard tactics are not a problem at all, but when it comes to those dirty ideas, she is no better than Qiao Ge when it comes to shooting aunts. .
"That's right, isn't there an assassination list here? If you think about it a little bit, everyone on it may be falsely assassinated, and those who are confirmed to be Ursus spies may be killed directly, but only Who is the safest and least afraid of being assassinated?"
"Wei Yanwu?"
"That's right, it's Wei Yanwu, so what we have to do now is to sneak in to fill this position, and stab Wei Yanwu in the butt! Stab him until he has no time to take care of the slums and transfer Hei Mino back to protect himself, and stab the black hand behind the scenes to come out himself Make peace with me!"
"…puff."
Even though Boss Qiao's proposal was such a rebellious thing as assassinating her own Shangguan, Chen Huijie couldn't help laughing out loud, as if a penguin holding a toilet tool and stabbing Wei Yanwu's **** had already appeared in front of him.
After all, the so-called assassination of these penguins...is nothing more than some bananas and apples, or even pineapples, right? The damage is not great but the insult is extremely strong, it is indeed perfect for dealing with Wei Yanwu.
But she immediately calmed down, pretending that nothing happened just now.
"So what can our investigation team do? You also know that it is impossible for the police officers of the Guards Bureau to come forward to do this kind of thing, so don't even think about getting involved."
"Of course, I just need manpower to replace my little penguin's fins and make some small parts. Your subordinates should be able to do it, and you yourself... You should have had a problem with Wei Yanwu for a long time, have you considered it?" Join our Nanfeng Secret Service Team as a part-time job, and go out and poke him in the **** to vent your anger?"
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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…"
When Qiao Ge assured Chen Huijie that it was absolutely impossible for Wei Yanwu to recognize him during the operation, and there was an absolute limit that he could not injure anyone to death, she still couldn't resist the temptation after all, but she didn't expect that the "makeup" technology in his mouth would be so powerful. So amazing.
That's right, Chen Huijie is now a soft and tender white seal. Shi Huaiya even pointed at her forehead and laughed so hard that she didn't even have time to care about the unexpected exposure of her tiger-print underpants.
Even Hoshiguma, who has always been stable, covered his face with his hands, seeing the redness that was about to spread to his forehead, it was obviously very uncomfortable to hold back.
"Old, old Chen, you look...very cute!"
Well well! ?
I saw Chen Haibao's forehead bulge out several groups of blue veins one after another, and then he jumped up in embarrassment and slammed his tail at Xingxiong, hitting her knee hard.
HP-1
"Explosive Leopard": White Seal, a member of Beifeng Secret Service, Explosive Leopard is a feared bomb expert. Some people think that it may have been a super criminal, but Explosive Leopard is indeed creating explosions to protect the peace of the animal world. Don't call it cute without permission, otherwise its temper will send you to heaven like a code name.
Additional skills: ①Professional racial transformation: Any weapons, equipment or appliances that come into contact with a weight of no more than 100 kilograms will be temporarily transformed into a standard suitable for the seal body, which will last until the end of the skin experience on the day, and there is a high probability that it will become Professional secret agent equipment, but be careful, don't let the penguins touch it again!
②Limited version of special agent skills: Explosive Leopard: As long as there are suitable special-level bomb materials, Explosive Leopard can embed explosives in almost any item and precisely control the explosion intensity and range. If you are the enemy of Explosive Leopard, please put Throw away everything that makes a ticking sound, and at least buy time to get into the flying position before your **** takes off.
General attributes of entertainment mode: ① Immortality: You are the guy who brings happiness to everyone. As long as there are people in this world who want to laugh, your mission will not end.
②Wuxiu: There are children watching! It is not good to be injured and bleed like this, and the bad influence on young people is immeasurable!
③Harmony and Friendship: Any direct or indirect attack on a person cannot cause injury or death, but it will cause double pain and force them to faint after exceeding the lethal dose. '
Chapter 315 The False Dragon Police Use Dragon Claws, The Real Dragon Police Use Yam
Wei Yanwu was still sitting behind the desk in the office as usual, with Erlang's legs raised and the tobacco stick pulled out, but what was different was that his usual behavior was only for "guests" to see, which invisibly highlighted his His calm and majestic attitude exerted great psychological pressure on the other party.
But now he is alone in the dark, not only no "guests" come to visit, even the windows are tightly covered so that no light can come in, even if it is an affair, it is not so invisible, there is a reason What a ghost, I'm afraid I won't be able to find the hole if I make a mistake.
He seemed to be waiting for the classic scene in the movie. When the protagonist broke through many obstacles and came to the last dark room, suddenly the light came on, and the big boss slowly turned around from behind the table to face the protagonist. With a charming smile, he released an unrivaled aura of victory within his grasp.
But the question is... why the **** no one came? ? ?
Although this is also expected in many situations, it is not the reality that Wei Yanwu himself expected, which makes him very embarrassed now, and he does not go out directly if he continues to stay, even though Hei Mino will not take the initiative to ask Wei Yanwu about his confusion move, but his wife Wen Yue will definitely ask!
Later, if Princess Wenyue asks, what are you doing in the office all this time, how should he answer?
Low EQ: Pretend to fail.
High EQ: Men are teenagers until they die.
Neuropathy: I am watching the virtual anchor locust coco.
Fortunately, not all the Heiluo troops are tool people. Some of them even hold public positions in Longmen, and they are not ignorant of the affairs in the officialdom. Perhaps someone felt Wei Yanwu's embarrassment at this time, so they knocked on Wei Yanwu's door .
Boom.
"Come in."
"Wei Gong, the time has come. We will immediately set off to 'protect' Mr. Lin as planned. Do you have any other arrangements?"
In the dark, Wei Yanwu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally had an excuse not to waste time here, otherwise he would be a joke when talking about that hairless guy afterwards.
"Since that's the case, I'll follow along and play a few games of chess with that old boy, so that you won't have to divide your troops into two places to protect me."
Of course, this is just an excuse. Wei Yanwu is well aware of the ability of the Mouse King Lin Gerui. Although his skills are not as fast as when he was young, his Originium skills are more profound and terrifying. Will give face.
But it's different when Wei Yanwu comes in person. Even if the Shu King wants to tear his face away from him, as long as he uses the name of playing chess to keep him within ten steps, Wei Yanwu's proud sword drawing skill can surpass any Originium skill, even the stars. Even a peak reloader like Xiong couldn't stop him from coming.
You must know that Chen's Chixiao swordsmanship was taught by him, and even the Chixiao sword was his previous saber, but it is no longer needed. Wei Yanwu has already practiced the Chixiao swordsmanship with just his fingers, and Why bother with weapons?
Presumably Mrs. Wenyue must be very happy too, right?
After Wei Yanwu finished speaking, he got up from the chair and was about to walk towards the door, but at this moment, there was a strange sound from the French window covered by curtains behind him, as if a child had thrown a big piece of chewing gum onto the window. The sound of pasted chewing gum sticking to it.
But how could Wei Yanwu, who has experienced many battles, deceive himself that it is chewing gum? Of course it could only be...sticky dynamite!
"Lie down! "
Boom!!
As expected, the violent explosion knocked off the bulletproof glass of the office, and the sunlight mixed with smoke and dust rolled into this dim place, bringing a shocking brightness.
Both of the two people in the room were unharmed because they evaded in time, but Wei Yanwu, who stood up again, was not so lucky. Instead, he stretched out a dragon face and looked out the blasted window trying to find the attacker, but was blocked by smoke and dust. Hold the line of sight.
But judging by common sense, this place is still a small high-rise, and the bomb was probably shot from a nearby building.
Although it is also possible to use a rocket aircraft, the movement will definitely be discovered and shot down by the sniper operators of the Guards Bureau and Hei Mino at the first time. Even if it is not discovered by luck, the thing cannot stay in the air for a long time. It can only be regarded as a super jumping aid, and the opponent should have "jumped" away after the bomb is placed.
However, just when Wei Yanwu was about to turn sideways and order the Hei Mino subordinate to search for the criminal immediately, reality slapped him hard in the face.
It's a real slap in the face.
"Dragon Claw Flying Fist!"
Boom!
A fist with a mechanical chain on the back suddenly came in from the window. Wei Yanwu felt the gust of wind from the side of his face at that moment. If there was a slow motion shot at this time, his eyes could be seen Gradually bulge outward according to the distance of the fist attack.
boom!
Looking at Wei Yanwu who was punched in the face and smashed through several walls one after another, the black minion next to him was completely dumbfounded. Even if he was so elite, it would be okay to be attacked by a bomb, but this one with a peculiar shape What's going on with Flying Iron Fist? ? ! Where did you play Demon God Z?
If you abandon the position issue and make complaints about it, wouldn't it be nice to have an etched ammunition with the leisure time of this rocket flying fist? !
So much so that Hei Mino was stunned for a long time, until he took the initiative to retract the fist, and he didn't think of going to rescue his lord.
"Duke Wei!"
"I'm fine! Activate the Longmen emergency plan and do what you should do!"
Wei Yanwu is indeed fine. He is a Yan Guolong himself, and a top master who has practiced martial arts and swordsmanship for many years. His physique has advanced to an unimaginable level. La ran to fight him hand-to-hand, and he would also suffer.
The attack that can break a normal person's tendons and bones is just a little soft tissue contusion on his body. The pain in his body not only failed to make Wei Yanwu feel afraid, but instead made him more angry.
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