"Woo!"
"..."
Just as Wei Na expected, when Dr. Gengar, who was wearing a Rhodes Island uniform jacket, led a group of people behind him who could make various sounds, jumping around alive and well, calling them Pokémon in the original words on the "combat information" When the little animals of Meng appeared in front of her, Xiao Xiji was dumbfounded.
What, what, what, what are these! ? ?
Are all the things I learned at the Victorian Institute of Higher Education fake? The appearance of two ghosts that have never been discovered in biology may be barely acceptable. After all, ghosts are elusive in legends, but what the **** are ten magical creatures of completely different shapes appearing in a row?
Maybe only that fleshy red-bottomed black-striped puppy is still in Wei Na's eyes... Fuck! How can you still breathe fire! ?
Of course, what Xiao Xiji was talking about was the most energetic Katie dog since it was born. At this time, it seemed that it especially wanted to play with Liuwei, which was similar in color to itself and also belonged to the fire system, but the arrogant Liuwei didn't want to care about this at all. Stupid, so the katti dog started to roar around the six tails in various ways, a bit like the male showing off himself in front of the female.
It's a pity that at its current level, it can only squeeze out a handful of sparks from its mouth.
Ibrahimovic, who didn't understand the situation, thought that Katie was going to fight with Six Tails, so he tried to stop Katie with its cute barking, but unfortunately it only made the scene more chaotic.
The other elves with timid or shy personalities are close to Geng Gui's "mother", observing everything around them with curious eyes, namely Lucky Egg, Lalu Lasi and Baby Bear.
Qingmianniao stood on top of Geng Gui's "mother", like a domestic sparrow, but it attracted Mengxi's very unfriendly eyes and loud protests.
There are also two children who don’t seem to be very gregarious. The Buddhist walking grass is not very interested in the new things around it. The elf’s joys and sorrows are not connected. leaves.
And the other kid was the iron dumbbell that Jogo had promised to give to Kelucier in advance. It seemed... thought it was a dumbbell.
Anyway, he didn't want to move much, so Dr. Geng Gui could only hold it in his hand like a dumbbell, but of course he used his thoughts to make it float.
"Are you ready to start being your child king? Instructor Wei Na."
"...Can I say that the preparation is still far away?"
Although Wei Na has a calm and lazy temperament and has always been polite in dealing with people, in fact Aslan should be born with arrogance. She just hides it deep in her heart, but it will still be reflected in other aspects. For example, when the doctor arranged a job for her just now, she agreed without even asking about the content.
This is a manifestation of pride, because Wei Na feels that no matter what kind of combat missions she will be able to trouble her.
But now... She is really a little timid again.
"Is there any difficulty?"
Dr. Geng Gui asked the question knowingly, judging from the corners of his mouth that were becoming more and more upturned, he must be teasing others.
'There are difficulties everywhere! I just raised three lions once. Do you think this experience can be applied to these elves who have never seen it before? '
Wei Na thought so in her heart, but she must not be so direct in her mouth. The correct attitude should not be to complain, but to discuss the matter as it stands.
"I haven't figured out where to start."
"It doesn't matter, everything is difficult at the beginning, and none of us know how to do it. You can try it step by step. If it doesn't work, it's okay to try it with the idea of training pets, but it must be summed up into long-term experience that can be used in practice. Although the first Most of the children in this batch are well-behaved children that I specially selected for you, but it may not be so in the future."
Yes, most of this refers to the two high-IQ children except Mengxi and Iron Dumbbell. Mengxit likes to play pranks, and Iron Dumbbell has a bad temper. Well, it's not a big problem. These precautions are clearly written in the "combat materials".
For example, Mengxi likes to eat irritating food, a spicy candy or sour candy can make her happy for an hour, and an elf like iron dumbbell, which is composed of magnetic cells all over the body, likes magnetic minerals, just like a small Children love dolls, give it a magnet and play with it all year long.
"And don't underestimate their intelligence. There is absolutely a reason to treat them as children. You just have to believe in them. Maybe there are elves among your little students who can be your right-hand men. You don't need to do everything yourself, ah, speaking of assistants, the adjutant I arranged for you should be here soon."
As soon as Dr. Geng Gui's voice fell, there was a loud noise from the corridor in the distance, and even the thick Ursus tongue-tapping sound in the voice of the loudest person among them could be heard very clearly.
"Put me down! [Super loud Ursus battle cry]! Everyone said I don't want to do this kind of thing anymore, but I want to be a general! Let me kill the enemy, how can I take care of children nanny?!"
Obviously, the adjutant assigned by the doctor was not very willing to accept this job, and it may have something to do with him deliberately not explaining clearly at the beginning, because his original words were "to help take care of the new children in Rhode Island".
"To be precise, we are still underage children. Rhodes Island saved and accepted us. Of course, we have the obligation to take on this responsibility to help other children who are younger than us. As a member of the self-governing group, Lin Dong Shouldn't the boss set an example? Also, please don't make a scene in such a quiet place, it will scare the children."
Even if you don't need to check it out, you know that this immature but bookish voice is the truth of the blue-haired bear from the Ursas Student Self-Government Group. Even though she looks particularly weak compared to other bear girls, it is the leader of the group, Lin Dong, who can never ignore it. It is not an exaggeration to claim to be the second head of the self-governing group.
Or... Madam Yazhai?
"Is this a matter of setting an example? My short temper is not suitable for such a job at all! Truth, you are obviously the best at telling stories, why don't you let you take care of the children?"
"Trust the doctor's judgment. He must have a reason for his choice. Besides, if you really can't adapt, I will have time to apply to replace you after today. Otherwise, the doctor will definitely think that we are all wayward girls. , so... Gumi, carry Lindong over there."
Truth patted the yellow-haired bear **** the shoulder, and Gumi, who was carrying a bundle of cold winter meat on the other side, immediately responded with an Ursus military salute.
"Okay, wrap it on Gumi, and I will definitely deliver Sister Lindong safely!"
"Ahhhhh [whispering Ursus battle cry], you, you traitors, let me down quickly!"
Chapter 333 So, you are very brave, Lin Dong? (Please refresh this chapter in the upper right corner)
In terms of fighting skills, Gumi is of course impossible to compare with the "General Winter" who dominates all the clubs in Qicheng City, but in terms of pure strength, Gumi is the runner-up in the youth group of the Ursas Boy Scouts National Competition. With a ruthless character like Ghost Sister Xingxiong, Lin Dong is really inferior to confronting him head-on.
Moreover, although Lin Dong looks like a bad girl in her style and words, and even keeps saying that Truth and Gumi are traitors, the truth in her heart is very clear. The leader of these bear girls had to set an example, how could she be willing to get serious with Gu Mi?
Just because Rhodes Island rescued her and her cherished partner from the place that fell into hell, Lin Dong was actually willing to sacrifice his life, and now he is just a little arrogant and stinky because of habitual face.
But it doesn't matter, the Doctor likes the tune.
"Gumi, Sister Lindong has been delivered safely. May I ask Bo... hey, isn't the doctor here?"
In the impression of the three little bears, the appearance of the doctor still stays on the super-giant "bear man". Of course, they guess that the doctor is probably sitting in the huge machine and manipulating it, but they have never met the doctor's real body. have met before.
But at this time, there was only one person in the office, but that wasn't the doctor's secretary Shi Huaiya who came to see them before, and it shouldn't be the doctor himself.
How can the doctor have such big chest muscles!
Ah, no, it should be said that the doctor is obviously a man, how could he have such big breasts?
Needless to say, the person staying here is of course Wei Na.
"Hello, I am Wei Na, the new instructor appointed by the doctor. Which one of you is my adjutant?"
Wei Na held a lollipop in her mouth, and looked at the three little bear girls with different colors in her heart curiously. Na could tell by looking at people that these girls in student uniforms were by no means just ordinary students.
Although they don't have the military temperament of iron and fire, they must be carrying some heavy things, something that makes them dare to face the battle.
"It's too early for you to say that. I haven't admitted to letting you be my chief officer yet... Hey! Don't you think I'm not ashamed enough? Let me down Gumi."
"Huh? Oh oh!"
The one who answered Wei Na was naturally Lin Dong, but she was supported by Gu Mi holding her legs on her shoulders with her hands, so the posture when she spoke was probably... with her **** facing this way.
"puff."
Xiaoxi almost didn't laugh out loud.
Lin Dong, who was finally untied, had his hair very messy due to the previous struggles, as if he had just woke up in the morning and had not combed his hair. There were a few flakes floating on his cheeks. The floating Hongxia, in short, there are only two words in her heart at this moment...
shame.
But Lin Dong didn't get angry at Truth and Gumi behind him, but handed his unfriendly eyes to Wei Na, who seemed to be a little sleepy with half-opened eyes. Two floors weaker, 10 centimeters weaker in height...
Oh long-winded! In short, it is impossible for General Dong to admit defeat so easily! Since one must be a nanny, one should be the head nanny anyway, how can one be inferior to others for such a trivial matter?
"My code name is Winter, and the doctor can command me because Rhodes Island saved us, but if you want me to be your adjutant, you have to convince me, otherwise you can let me sit your position!"
After hearing Lin Dong's speech, Wei Na raised her eyelids a little bit, and she popped the lollipop out of her mouth, and twirled the stick with **** and put it aside.
"Okay, what do you want to compare?"
"Huh? I, I think..."
Wei Na's straightforward and straightforward attitude made Lin Dong's claws go numb for a while, not to mention that she thought that according to the previous process of fighting in the club, the two sides had to have a harsh word in advance, or a few paragraphs to boost morale Ursus' battle cry of "Eat my sword, China's first sword" will do.
Even if she skipped the prelude and went directly to the main topic, how would she know what to compete for as a nanny? Changing diapers?
Wei Na saw Lin Dong's embarrassment, and graciously relieved her.
"That's right, you didn't understand the situation just now, so let me give you a few options. According to the doctor himself, if you want to be a good instructor, you must have the talent of a leader, the temperament of a friendly person, And enough patience to teach children, you choose one of these three, and we can compete."
"Okay! I will compete with you in leadership!"
Lin Dong doesn't need to think about the latter two items at all, even a proud person like her is somewhat self-aware, and she is not completely lacking in amiable temperament, but that is only limited to the circle of members who know themselves well, and it is not so in the eyes of outsiders It's the same thing, after all, if you are not vicious as the head of the group, how can you suppress the bad clubs in other campuses?
As for teaching patience to children, it is even more impossible. Lin Dong herself has no choice but to become this nanny. All she can think about is how to learn the skills of a general in Rhodes Island, and how can she teach others? What about the bear kid's patience?
But when it comes to leadership skills, Lin Dong is full of confidence. Although "General Winter" is only a name in the circle of student associations, it is also a real honorific name, which just shows her leadership talent that is revered by the students.
"…Are you sure?"
By now, Wei Na probably has figured it out. In fact, judging from the proud leadership of this bear girl named Lin Dong, she should indeed be able to serve as her adjutant, but if such a position is placed in a kindergarten, it seems It's not very appropriate anymore, is it possible to sing bad faces to the elves one by one?
This is not the interrogation room of the Guards Bureau.
What does the doctor mean by this arrangement?
"Of course! Why, are you afraid?"
Wei Na waved her hands indifferently, and did not respond to Lin Dong's provocation, but walked towards the door and signaled the three bear girls to follow her. After a while, she came to the door of a warehouse that had not yet been listed. She used her own As soon as the ID card was swiped on the access control, the door opened with a beep.
"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"
Zizizizizizizizizizizizizi~
"Buy~! Buyi!"
"Jie jie jie jie... woo!"
There were all kinds of strange calls and sounds in the room, and there was even a cloud of smoke like a battlefield, as if you left three mature Erha at home when you went to work, and then you didn’t come home on time after working overtime all night , As a result, the home I saw when I got home the next morning.
Anyway, it should be possible to contact the furniture city to start a new set.
"If you calm these children down, I will let you be the chief officer."
"..."
The whole bear in Lindong was dumbfounded.
Chapter 334 The Tradition of Rhodes Island is Down to Down! (Please refresh this chapter in the upper right corner)
Even Wei Na who has read the "combat materials" can only understand a little bit of the current scene. The lively and active Katie dog must be annoyed. Being chased around by the iron dumbbell angrily, there is no need to think that most of the furniture damage in the room should be caused by the chasing battle between the two elves.
Although the newborn elves basically don't have any very lethal skills, they either bite people with their mouths or hit people with their bodies, but the iron dumbbell itself is composed of magnetic cells, and the skin is like rock minerals, which will be activated once angry field, becoming a floating columnar magnet.
That meaty katti dog that has not yet learned the flame skill can only be abused, bumped and bumped but unable to bite or bite. The dumbbell pokes the buttocks.
But the so-called "smog" has nothing to do with these two people, but Mengxi, who is not controlled by Dr. Geng Gui, is releasing her nature. Of course, she is using illusion to scare other elves.
In terms of grades, the eldest daughter Mengxi, who was trained by Qiao Ge alone, is undoubtedly the tallest. Although she is not high enough to lift her belt, at least she has learned the phantom light taught by Geng Gui's mother (skill machine) , This has already dominated a group of children.
As for the "Jie Jie Jie" laughter, of course, Mengxi is deliberately imitating Geng Gui, because in Mengxi's impression, Geng Gui's mother is the champion of the scary league, maybe she thinks that learning this kind of laughter is the way to become the king of pranksters First step, right?
"You, are you kidding me? Hey? What are these! Do you know the truth?"
Strictly speaking, Lin Dong just looks like a bad girl, and she didn't skip classes when she was in school, but at this time she still began to suspect that she had missed a college course, such as "Terra Magizoology" or something, So subconsciously, I wanted to ask my literary girl, Truth, for help.
But how and how did she know the truth? Both she and Gu Mi were so shocked that they couldn't even speak, and even shook their heads for a while.
"This is what the doctor told you about the 'children', don't think they are pets, I heard it from the doctor's mouth, they will help Rhode Island support the future of Terra, so you know that you are given What kind of burden is it?"
In fact, Wei Na herself was only coaxed into the "thief ship" not long ago, but learning and selling now is definitely enough to coax the little bear.
"This... how do I know what to do? Do you know?"
"Of course I don't know, otherwise how can it be called fair, but I think you should be troubled by it."
Wei Na handed a copy of the simple elf illustration book in her hand to Ling Dong who was still in a daze. At this time, she probably also experienced the "joy" that the doctor gave her the job at that time.
There is a kind of fun for the old MIB agents of the men in black to watch the new agents make a fuss.
"Read it as fast as you can, and then start working."
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In fact, the doctor at this time should have personally molested Xiongmei, but he was called away because of a temporary incident. Of course, the only person who can do this kind of thing is the Queen Mother of Rhodes Island, Kelsey.
"About Wei Yanwu's wife, Wen Yue, who is coming soon, do you have any idea?"
"She can come whenever she wants. Don't we still have food here?"
Snapped!
Because Amiya is working at the command center, Kelsey no longer has to worry about Dr. Geng Gui's face. Immediately, he clapped his hands together, causing a wave of purple "flesh" on his face, and then picked up a sticky mass. Gao Lai pulled hard towards the sides, making Geng Gui flatter and flatter like a ramen sheet.
It's just that the perfumer who was discussing with Kelsey about cultivating berries was really stunned. Even her fox radish was shaking at high speed under her skirt, just like the windshield wipers of the vehicle.
Even the peaceful perfumer couldn't help gossiping at this moment. When she saw such a scene for the first time, she thought it was just playing tricks in front of Rhine Life. Unexpectedly, the doctor and Dr. Kelsey turned out to be real. Is it such a relationship?
"Don't talk nonsense, although you did say that Wenyue would come to me for Talula, don't you think it's a bit too early? Wenyue and Wei Yanwu are not impatient people, so they should be It is better to use other methods or let other people contact us first, instead of handing over a greeting card and coming directly to the door."
Although the whole body was stretched into a big cake by Kelsey, Dr. Geng Gui's face was not deformed at all, and he could even stretch out a bunch of small hands from the big cake to make gestures to match his own speech.
"Jie Jie Jie, even if Dr. Kelsey said so, I still mean the same thing. She comes whenever she wants, and we just take care of the food. Now what does she want to do and what does she have to do with Rhodes Island? She should ask for help." It's her."
"…Right."
Kelsey was suddenly awakened by the doctor, so he squeezed Geng Gui's body into a ball again, and the perfumer called him an expert. Obviously, according to the proficiency of this technique, it must not be the first time That's it.
I can't blame Kelsey for being too neurotic. When Rhodes Island was weak, she had to be cautious in everything she did. Before negotiating with others, she would do her intelligence work as if compulsively perfect, trying to grasp all the weaknesses of the other party, and for her Rhodes Island has won every interest, no matter whether the other party represents a certain organizational force or just an individual.