Chapter 127：

There is definitely something weird about this sentinel, and the aura of being stupid will not change people's instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages. If he is usually afraid of Tallulah, even if he becomes mentally handicapped, he will not dare to act like this, unless he has no fear of towers in his heart. Lula means.

Thinking of this, Dr. Bugs Bunny immediately turned his head to the left, put the back of his left hand against his right face as a shield, and clenched his other hand into a fist. He just pointed his thumb in the direction of the sentinel, as if he was blatantly facing the sentry. "Whispering" to a non-existent passerby next to him, but no one at the scene felt that something was wrong.

"Look, buddy, let's see what kind of monster this guy is."

So he immediately held his head high and put his hands on the flesh of his belly to his chest, pretending to be aggressive and dignified.

"Do you suspect that I will poison the leader of Tallulah! Why don't you come and taste it first?"

"Taste it!"

The sentinel reached out and hugged the golden carrot in Tallulah's hand, unaware that such an offensive act aggravated his suspicion, but just as he brought the carrot to his mouth, the movement of his hand suddenly stopped.

"Hmph, do you think I'm stupid? Take a bite first and I'll eat it later!"

"No problem, buddy, don't go back on your word."

Dr. Bugs Bunny accepted the carrot nonchalantly on the surface, but actually secretly took out a jar that had been opened once behind his back.

The three big characters "Old Ganmao" are clearly written on it, and on the other side is an orange flying dragon flying high.

Chapter 357 Does this bottle of hot sauce stink?

"Inner ghost, hit! Inner ghost, shit!"

In the midst of Chu, no, the snow monster squad that was beating Neigui violently was full of laughter, and the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic. Everyone lined up and waited for their turn to kick Neigui's ass. Line up on the other side.

Because they want to ensure that the inner ghost will not belch in advance due to the serious injury, the team doctors have to take turns to use medical spells to heal his injuries. Although it is only superficial if there is no medicine, it should at least last for all the members of the snow monster team Everyone takes their turn.

But when it was the turn of the ice-cutter team led by the leader of the ice-breakers, they squatted down, stepped forward, put the back of the long knife in the tiger's mouth, and pointed the tip of the knife at the ghost's Ass, ready to give a "tooth" Sudden Zero Type" when the King of Trains, a sudden change occurred.

It was an outrageous and long-sounding sound that did not resemble a human voice. Its humming sound was like complaining or admiring, like weeping and complaining. The lingering sound was lingering and endless. They were all trembling for it, like a scene where a huge monster is about to appear in a movie or special feature drama.

So the specific sound is probably...

"Uh, hum! Uh~ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ↑ ah ↓ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah..."

Such a strong abnormality will naturally arouse the vigilance of the snow monster team. How could there be such a piercing "air defense siren" in this uninhabitable wilderness? So the team members made fighting postures one after another, and immediately someone discovered the abnormality.

"Look, there's a big fire ahead, it seems to be from the leader!"

As soon as this remark was made, a reconnaissance team with superb eyesight, or with a telescope, looked in the direction pointed, but even if they used reconnaissance equipment or even Originium skills, they still showed doubts, as if they were not sure about themselves. What exactly did you see.

"What's the situation, tell me quickly! Eldest sister just went to the formation, should we go to support immediately?"

Under the anxious questioning of his teammates, the scouts hesitated to say the results of the scouting just now.

"It seems...someone is experimenting with a new jetpack?"

"Yes, yes, no, no, what is it like?!"

"Because I didn't see the backpack and equipment behind that person! But he did fly into the sky with tail flames behind him, so it couldn't be propelled by the p-eye!"

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Jorge really likes a saying that Sherlock Holmes once said, "When you eliminate all the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how unbelievable, must be the truth."

It's a pity that the snow monster team doesn't know this famous quote from a famous detective in another world, but Jogo probably doesn't want to know either.

"Oh my God, Columbia should ask you to be a rocket engineer. Flying out of Terra to conquer the universe is just around the corner, my old man."

When the shock wave generated by the soaring "fart fire" blasted all the surrounding leader guards into the air, there was only Tallulah, who was immune to flames, and a welding mask in one hand looking up at the sky. Bugs Bunny who is sarcastic.

That's right, it's Bugs Bunny, because the suit disguised as Frost Star has been burned just now, and there is only one bunny in red thermal underwear left. Tallulah looked at Dr. Bugs Bunny in astonishment, although Dr. He stood where "Frost Star" was just now, but Tallulah couldn't equate the two with such a big difference.

So Talula would rather believe that Frost Star was blown away by the fire just now, but she seems to have forgotten the setting of "beautiful girl in a fat house". ?

"Who are you?"

"Good question, big sister, I can tell you, but you have to eat this carrot first."

Since the carrot "contaminated" by the charizard hot sauce had already gone to the sky with the person concerned, Dr. Bugs Bunny casually threw away the welding mask, then reached out and extinguished the flames on the tips of his ears, bringing out a trace of smoke before He took out a new golden carrot from his body and handed it over.

But after seeing the scene where the sentry was fired into the sky by a radish, how could Tallulah dare to be greedy? As Draco with extremely high flame skills, it is not wrong that her surface fire resistance is high enough, but who knows if the fire resistance of her intestines and internal organs is also high?

In many stories and movie plots, the means by which a small brave man slaughters a huge dragon is usually to throw explosives into the mouth of the dragon or the wound without scale protection, which shows that even the real dragon cannot make it The internal organs are resistant to damage, not to mention the humanoid Tallulah.

"Take that thing away! Don't come here!"

"Okay big girl, as you said... what the hell, he's coming down!"

Dr. Bugs Bunny raised his head and exclaimed in surprise, Tallulah followed him subconsciously, but the second she raised her head, a hard frozen carrot appeared in front of her eyes, and she slammed it into her mouth involuntarily. go in.

It happened so suddenly, under the blessing of the aura of being silly, she didn't even think of using skills to fight back for a while, but could only open her mouth wide and let out a muffled sound.

In order to ensure that Tallulah could eat the golden carrot, Dr. Bugs Bunny slammed a pan on the carrot and stuffed it down his throat. Tallulah was immediately blushed until Dr. Bugs Bunny Then there was another pot on top of her head.

With the sound of an extremely cartoonish "boom", the golden radish has finally reached its stomach in one step. It is very embarrassing for Tallul to not have a section protruding from the back of the buttocks, but such a rude and unreasonable behavior still makes her feel uncomfortable. She fell to the ground on the spot, covered her throat and kept panting and coughing.

Dr. Bugs Bunny, who had accomplished this feat, finally showed a satisfied smile and haughty dead fish eyes, and then...the head guard who was driven back to **** him put the tip of his knife around his nose.

"Don't get excited guys, I surrender, do you want to hurt a cute and weak rabbit like me..."

Before he could finish his sentence, a big-armed Ursus bear-man pinched his neck and lifted him up, as easily as lifting a broom at home.

"Hey~ I think I understand what you mean, but before you kill me, can you ask a small question... Is it too late to kneel down and beg for mercy?"

The other party turned a deaf ear to Dr. Bugs Bunny, and when a fist bigger than Bugs Bunny's head was about to hit, Tallulah suddenly stopped his guards.

"Put him down, I will interrogate him myself!"

"Let me just say, dude, the rabbit is so cute, how could your boss be willing?"

Chapter 358 The North Ember Rabbit Sends You a Team Invitation

Tallulah was really tortured by Dr. Bugs Bunny. It stands to reason that she should wish to compare this dog to a rabbit, skinned and boned, plus onion, ginger, garlic and chili stewed in a pot of spicy fresh pot rabbit, but it seems that it is not the other way The way people imagined.

"Can you tell me, who are you? And why did you come here?"

Tallulah's tone softened a lot at this time, and the look on her face was no longer as terrifying as before, which seemed to be covered in black all the time. To be precise, it should be more human-like.

Such a change was completely expected by Jogo, but it shocked everyone in the chief guard, and even forgot to let go of his hand to put Dr. Bugs Bunny down from the air.

Who in the integration movement knows Tallulah best? It's definitely not the cadres, but their personal guards who are almost inseparable from Tallulah except for their private space.

The personal strength of the leader of the guards is based on elite-level integration personnel. Perhaps it is because their talents have been raised to the limit, and they cannot become cadres after all. At the same time, they probably think that they do not have the leadership ability to be a cadre.

So I just want to be Miss Tallulah's dog.

Therefore, the chief guard will not think too much like the cadres. For example, they choose to defect because Tallulah runs counter to the integration movement. In other words, they may not come for the so-called integration concept at all. La's charisma is more believable.

And when they noticed Talula's sudden change, it can be said that some people were happy and others were worried. Of course, they were happy because they had joined the chief guard before the Qiecheng Incident. What they longed for was the original Talula. pull.

Most of the worrying ones are latecomers, probably...Talulah who prefers to see the tyrant or the vicious queen. It would be even better if he could put on a "Sima face" and step on their faces with high heels. up.

"You may or may not know me, depending on who I'm talking to, girl."

When the big-bodied guard finally remembered that he was still holding a rabbit, he turned his head and suddenly found that the Bugs Bunny in his hand had turned into a broom head with a sticky rabbit face on it, and his own rabbit was He had already come behind Tallulah, shaking his proud eyelids at everyone present.

Tallulah seemed much calmer in the face of Dr. Bugs Bunny, who was so unpredictable to ordinary people. She turned around and thought for a while, then ordered to her guards.

"All of you retreat, and convey the order to the others to rest in place, and at the same time search to see if the guy who just flew into the sky has landed!"

Even though the order to keep the guards away might put Tallula in danger, none of the guards objected, but faithfully carried out the order, which was in stark contrast to the presumptuous sentinel .

It wasn't until everyone around her left that Tallulah spoke again to Dr. Bugs Bunny.

"Now you can tell me, who are you, and what was that thing you gave me? It can't just be carrots."

"You really know the goods, big sister. Of course, they are not ordinary carrots. They are freshly imported from Casimir's classic cellars. At the same time, they have been carefully prepared by me, such as brushing with a layer of edible gold paint. Now this masterpiece, ding ding ding ding! Golden carrots!"

'Extended function: Unlock "Enchanting Alchemy: Carrot": Golden carrots can be produced, and after eating, they will gain a "super immune" state, isolating all existing or upcoming negative effects, which lasts for 30 minutes.

High-end magic items often only need to use the simplest synthesis method, otherwise, why do you think the people in the animation are poisoned and comatose in the first scene, and work overtime with full blood and full state in the second scene?

This alchemy product has absolutely nothing to do with the golden radish and golden apple in a square world. If there is any similarity, please write to Warner Company to report.

PS: Please include your real and effective address in the letter, and we will send the most amiable salesman in the company, who has maintained a record of zero complaints from customers, to deal with any of your problems one-on-one. '

As Dr. Bugs Bunny himself said, for him, making golden radishes only needs carrots and some food coloring. He can make as many carrots as there are in the cellar of his aunt’s Casimir Manor. You can also fill a large wooden bucket with food coloring and throw it in.

But this sounds a bit nonsense to Talula, isn't that just a dyed ordinary radish? It's not as expensive as wrapping a layer of chocolate shell!

But she didn't take the golden radish seriously, she just thought that the other party was concealing its true origin. No wonder Dr. Bugs Bunny forced her to eat it just now, because only by personal experience can he count it. Untrustworthy.

Just as she was eating the radish, Tallulah suddenly felt that the world in front of her eyes was broken from the darkness and haze, as bright and dazzling as if the clouds could be seen. Although the dark thoughts in her mind still existed, they were far away. The long-standing human nature was completely suppressed.

Only at this time, the icy cold that Tallulah feels comes from the real outside temperature, not the strong malice from all directions in her imagination. In that case, she must always be on guard. For the first time, the idea of ​​wanting to destroy everything in front of him in order to find peace appeared.

And thanks to the golden carrot, she finally woke up from this terrifying "dream". This feeling seems to be similar, but Tallulah is not too sure. After all... the difference between the two is true. big.

However, to an outrageous extent, there are fights, but the directions are completely inconsistent.

"Don't think about it too conveniently. The golden radish can only make you not afraid of all negative states for half an hour. If you don't get rid of the root cause, you will still be the same after half an hour."

The state description of "Super Immunity" uses "isolation" instead of "elimination", which means that the negative effects are only isolated from the body within half an hour. If it is food poisoning, you need to quickly wash your stomach at this time In order to be safe and sound after the effect ends.

Dr. Bugs Bunny's "treatment" on Frost Star was like this before. First, he used golden radish to temporarily block the erosion of the infection on her body, so that her "broken" body could better absorb the energy in the berry chili sauce. The root of all this is still the Originium Disease which is currently incurable.

The root of Tallulah's disease is the lingering Kosche. The super immunity is like a temporary firewall, which can prevent her from being controlled and forced by the mind, and can also suppress the negative spiritual hints in the brain that have taken effect. But it is certainly not possible to kill Kosche directly.

"What the **** are you..."

"Oh oh oh oh wait, don't ask who I am if you want to get back on track, and I won't tell you, because there is a question that needs to be answered as soon as possible. Mess with your heart, have you ever heard of... a great and excellent art called acting?"

Dr. Bugs Bunny took out a white mask from the hole under his feet, which once made countless werewolf heads turn pale, and handed it to the bewildered Tallulah.

"This is my token, and it is also the blessing of the God of acting to you. Believe in yourself, and for the clear and blue future of the infected, now hold my hand tightly and step onto my stage... Sister Tallulah!"

Chapter 359 On behalf of Rhodes Island, thank you, Miss Gungun

The most painful thing in a man's life is not falling out of love, but being hit by an explosive egg. Unless you are a Kryptonian, the power of an ordinary woman is enough to make a world boxing champion fall to his knees on the spot. Crying has no spare energy to take care of.

But if this feeling is painful, another inhuman experience can only be described as torture, yes, it is hemorrhoids.

As the saying goes, nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids. Although this ratio is obviously exaggerated, it also properly warns how easy it is for modern people's sub-healthy habits to cause hemorrhoids. It is because of fear of this kind of torture that Qiao Ge has been in college since he was in college. Became a big fan of daily levator ani exercises at the suggestion of a medical school friend.

Can you imagine that when you accidentally squeezed the hemorrhoids with too much force when you were on a tuba, the delicate chrysanthemum burst open, and the blood splashed like a water polo bomb? It was like stabbing your body directly It's like injecting salt water into the wound.

But what if what you spray is not blood, but... high-temperature jet flames with a propulsion force that almost surpasses the speed of the first universe?

Under normal circumstances, it should not be as painful as imagined, because it is like exposing the whole person to a nuclear explosion and being vaporized. Before you can feel the extreme pain, you have already been reduced to dust and your soul has returned to the sky.

But people under the terms of the Bugs Bunny entertainment model can never die, so the sentinel was honored to experience the "pleasure" of the castrated version of flying with farts. The reason why it is a castrated version is because the terms stipulate that when the pain reaches When the limit of what a person can bear, that is, the degree of pain to death, he will be forced into a coma.

So in the end Tallulah's leader guard successfully searched for the sentinel who fell from the sky. The place where he fell was extremely spectacular. In addition to the huge crater that shattered the trees in the snowy field, the affected trees outside the edge of the crater ignited an explosion. The large flame ring is like the scene of a large fire festival of the Colombian KKK party.

But this is not the most shocking. After all, everyone saw the exaggerated launch at that time. Even the strongest heavy shield guard was blown away by the shock wave. It is reasonable to have such a scene after the fall, but When they crossed the ring of fire and looked towards the center of the crater, they discovered the most outrageous place.

Originally, the big guy estimated that he could only find a few remains at most, such as origin stone crystals or gallstones, but it turned out that apart from his lower body being in a mess and sparks from time to time, he was only seriously injured. To a certain extent, even the "parts" on the body are still complete, which is completely within the range that can be rescued by medical origin stone skills.

"What kind of monster is this guy? With his undead physique alone, he is enough to become a big shot in any country. Even being a cadre is easy. Why would he be willing to be a sentinel?"

Maybe it's because the distance from Bugs Bunny is a little far away, and the effect of becoming stupid aura gradually fades, and the Tallulah guards finally began to doubt this former self, but they are just guards after all, and no one has the ability to see through the overall situation Talent, can only faithfully carry out Tallulah's order.

"Take him back for treatment, and I'll report to Chief Tallulah."

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"What's the good thing to take care of this time? Let's talk about it first. Playing mahjong is fine, but making movies is fine. I still want to make a good name before I retire."

A silver-haired Ursus woman with two round black bear ears on her head sat on the bench boldly, with one foot directly on the other end of the bench. She was wearing a traditional Yan Kingdom style She wore a women's one-piece short jacket skirt, but she wore a fashionable jacket on the outside, and her lower body exposed a pair of extremely **** yet toned white legs.

It is precisely because of this dress that people can easily see the scenery under her skirt in such a rough sitting posture, but unfortunately there is no male creature in the room, only the same silver-white hair sitting opposite her year.

"Hey! Is the movie I made that bad? But wait a minute, you just said you're retiring? How old is this, little girl of the iron-eating beast, your career is on the rise, fame and fame are just around the corner, why do you want retire?"

Of course, a Yanguo person would not have a name like Iron Eater. This is just her stage name in the Yanguo showbiz as a pandaren, just like someone whose original name is Chen Gangsheng and Fang Shilong but whose stage name is Jackie Chan.

As for the movies that the Iron Eater complained about to Nian, that was Nian's second biggest hobby after eating chili peppers. She had a dream of becoming a great director, but it was a pity that most of the movies she made were bad. Nian has the atmosphere of Yan country, and she is actually out of touch with the real residents of Yan country.

She is an almost immortal "God". Of course, she will not have too much contact with ordinary people. The unequal lifespan will only bring about a life that is like a dream. God also has feelings. In order to avoid putting too much burden on herself, The year can only be chosen in this way.

As for the friendship with the iron-eating beast, that is another matter. The specific reason is probably that a certain director suddenly wanted to make a real blockbuster movie, but he could only hire some 18-line and amateurs who were hungry. As an actor, this didn't meet her expectations at all, so she used a little tricks willfully.

For example, kidnapping a movie Kung Fu star who is also a fellow from Sichuan, the iron-eating beast, this kind of behavior has already put him in prison in another world.

But in the end, things can be said to be successes and failures at the same time.

The success is that when the Iron Eater learned of Nian's true identity, not only did he not report to the Yan Kingdom officials to arrest her, but he took the initiative to agree to be the starring role in her movie. Therefore, it went smoothly and perfectly shot according to Nian's idea.

Failed... Of course it was the box office, no, it should be said that there was no box office at all, just one internal preview was completely ruined. In order to preserve the reputation of Iron Eater, her agent even forced the film to be released. The screening was very embarrassing, and I had to give up in the end.

But after a while, the iron-eating beast has become one of the very few people who can be regarded as "drinking and meat friends" with Nian. This is not derogatory, but it is indeed only maintained at the level of occasionally drinking, eating meat and playing mahjong together.

"It has nothing to do with you... Hey, I almost forgot who you are, and it's okay to tell you. I was infected by the origin stone, and now I am an infected person. There is no other way but to retire. Before you contact me, I will Someone has already arranged a retreat, and if you want to find me in the future, you have to go to Rhodes Island in Longmen."

Iron-eater Beast showed great generosity in front of Nian, but her heart was bleeding from pain. The film career was her everything in life, but now she has to give up completely. How can it be said so easily?