"...Didn't you say that you would go together and ask Dr. Rhodes Island for help?"
"Oh, you said that, it's no longer necessary, the doctor came over in person."
"What! How do you... others?"
Xi tiptoed to look behind Nian, but she didn't see a single figure in the yard outside the window.
"Because he said before that he wanted to experience your picture scroll for himself, so I left him in the picture scroll enchantment that you used to block outsiders."
"You, how could you treat him like this! Didn't you say that he is probably a foreign demon god? And we still have to ask him!"
"Oh, don't worry, he will definitely not be angry. You will understand when you see him later, and I have already negotiated the terms."
"Conditions? What conditions, you should at least discuss this kind of thing with me first..."
Xi's voice hadn't finished yet, and the door of her studio room suddenly had a circle of ink ripples like a dragonfly. Maybe Nian didn't realize what it was, because every time she broke into the enchantment, the special firecrackers she used exploded directly. .
But Xi knew very well that this was a sign that someone was about to walk out of the picture scroll, but the problem was that she hadn't opened any access passages, so there was only one possibility left.
Xi held her breath and was as focused as a female fan looking forward to the Uranus superstar coming out from behind the curtain.
After only a few seconds, the ripples of the ink spread rapidly, and a burly figure who was not tall, but whose whole body was as transparent as a diamond and shining with pure light stepped into the studio.
" This... is the doctor? "
Dang Xi blinked unconsciously, only to find that the figure of the diamond had turned into a brown-skinned man with thin braids in a dark blue martial arts uniform, but Xi was sure that the scene just now was definitely not a hallucination, but something. An almost substantive aura.
And he really walked out of the picture scroll barrier by himself. Although Xi's barrier is not invulnerable, Yan Kingdom's top formation barrier masters may be able to break it after some time research, but the doctor just used How long has it been?
Counting the time spent playing Nian Baobao and Xi scolding people, it was less than five minutes.
The only problem is that the person in front of him is just a very capable local warrior of Yan Kingdom on the surface, and it is completely impossible for Xi to connect him with the word "foreign demon god".
But Nian didn't care about Xi's doubts, but walked towards the doctor on his own, then gently took his arm, and rubbed his chest up intentionally or unintentionally, looking like a pair of hands Intimate couple shopping.
Because this movement was so proficient and natural, Qiao Ge, who was immersed in the realm of martial arts, couldn't even notice the strangeness, but Xi really saw it in his eyes.
'My God, my God! Her... elder sister talked about the condition, could it be... to exchange her own body for...'
The house girl's brain began to have extremely rich associations for a while, and even changed the name of Nian to sister automatically, which shows that she was indeed deeply moved.
Unexpectedly, my sister would not hesitate to "sacrifice" her body in order to help herself! As my younger sister, I even spoke harsh words to my older sister just now...
Xi quickly covered her mouth and nose with her hands, for fear that she would cry out on the spot.
On the other hand, Nian turned his head and seemed to be talking to the doctor, but in fact, there was a bright smile on the side that Xi Xi couldn't see.
"Oh~! It took 4 minutes and 32 seconds, yes, twice as fast as I expected. You didn't cheat and use brute force, did you?"
"Of course not. How could such a rare opportunity be wasted like this. I just handed over my body completely to Wushu, and threw myself into his embrace with sincerity. The enchantment can block creatures, so can it also block Wushu?"
"I don't understand, but you are awesome!"
"Huh? Why do you..."
Qiao Ge just wanted to ask Nian why you speak like a woman, but suddenly Nian poked his **** on the back with the tip of his tail.
Because he experienced the embarrassing scene of being read by Kelsey, Jogo immediately understood what Nian meant.
"Cough, hang up, I mean, why is there the sound of flushing the toilet here?"
"...Ah! My painting!"
Chapter 640 Saga: Look at this Huaihu, he is really inferior!
"What! You're going to Dayan Shangshu for a business trip? I thought you were just... a part-time holiday worker in Rhodes Island."
As usual, he was squatting beside his seafood stall with his eyes closed and meditating. When he suddenly heard Huai Hu's farewell, his dead fish eyes, which could not be opened for thousands of years, turned into teacups.
It's a pity that Huaihu himself is the only one who doesn't realize what this is a sign for the solitary, just as he is usually a little elusive about Huaihu's "behavior expression" on his ribs. Women and iron straight men.
Only the proprietors of the nearby stalls and the neighbors passing by the vegetable market seemed to be shocked when they saw the magnificent scene of the mountain without edge, the river dried up, the thunder in winter, the rain and snow in summer, and the combination of heaven and earth.
Then they all gathered around and muttered in low voices, and when they reached a certain consensus, they began to smile strangely at this side.
"It's indeed a part-time job, mainly to help Hum take care of that guy, but this time it's different. I went to Shangshu to practice martial arts. If I have the chance, maybe I can meet my father, and then... try to defeat him !"
"Ah... I wish you the best of luck."
"...Well, thank you."
Zi was instinctively thinking of something to keep her, but when it came to Huaihu's father and daughter's housework, which was not easy to interfere, the words suddenly became smooth sailing, and both of them were very embarrassed.
The elders and aunts in the neighborhood were so angry that they beat their chests and stomped their feet, wishing to grab this guy by his bear ears and drag him over to beat him violently, so that his obsidian head would be blessed.
Fortunately, Zi is not a complete straight man, and after that, he suddenly had a premonition that he would regret it, so he hurriedly opened his mouth to make amends.
"Well, do you need me to give you a ride? There are quite a few land boundaries near Longmen now."
"No need, there is Sister Saga walking with me, safety is definitely fine."
"..."
This time, the uncles and aunts almost died of anger because of Huaihu. It felt like the breeder in charge of breeding saw that a pair of giant pandas were almost past their mating period and didn’t call for a long time. Demonstrate the panda film to them.
Xiao and Huaihu are indeed bears and giant cats, and together they are giant pandas?
So when both of them had a trace of regret in their hearts but didn't know how to express it, or even sort out the clues, Huaihu had no choice but to turn around and leave. I will.
However, when an old man in the crowd had a heart attack because of witnessing this "tragedy", he had to call the Longmen Hospital for an ambulance, when Furui suddenly descended from heaven...ah no, it was a miracle.
"Wait a minute! Junior Sister Huaihu."
"Senior Sister Saga? Why are you here? Didn't you say you were waiting for me at the station?"
Saga jumped down from the ceiling of which stall, just in time to block the road in front of Huaihu.
Don't look at Saga, who usually looks like a violent beggar team leader, and his actual age is probably younger than Huaihu, but Saga has been in Rhodes Island for more than half a year after all, and his strength must be worthy of Huaihu's senior sister.
At this time, it is the critical moment for Saga to prove that this senior sister is not in vain.
"Junior Sister, have you forgotten something?"
"Huh? I shouldn't have forgotten it. My luggage has been packed, and I have brought all the necessary items with me."
Hearing this answer, Saga just shook his head, and looked at her calmly like a pool of clear water, making Huaihu inexplicably ashamed and flustered.
"Hey, of course I don't mean this vulgar thing. I mean, since we are going to go to meditate and practice, have you brought your heart with you?"
"I, my heart...?"
"Yes, your heart, the presiding grandfather often said that the troubles in life are nothing more than the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, the heart wants to be calm but the roots are not clean, although this is the cultivation that a true monk will need, but for you and me The way of martial arts is similar.
In the eyes of the little monk, I only see a person who still has his heart here. You must still have something to do. The time is not up yet, so I ask Junior Sister Huaihu to think about it again, and don't give Wushu any trouble. and life regrets. "
Saga's words made Huaihu feel like being struck by lightning. She suddenly fully understood why Saga was so highly valued by the doctor and master, because Saga obviously didn't understand love between men and women, but he was able to call herself in a few words at will.
Just this amazing understanding and attitude of being wise and foolish is enough to convince Huaihu.
"...I see, thank you for reminding me, Senior Sister."
"You're welcome, Master always said that fellow disciples are like brothers and sisters, and the monk is just raising his own questions."
Huai Hu immediately turned around and walked towards Xiao's booth again, and the crowd of onlookers in the vegetable market suddenly became commotion again.
The uncle who was about to be carried into the ambulance was "Wuhu!" After a strange cry, an old carp jumped up from the stretcher, and ran back briskly under the doctor's eyes full of question marks, as if seeing a police officer Hoshiguma. took his bench viewing position.
At first glance, they are old-fashioned people.
Only Zi didn't notice the situation, just squatted on the spot with his head down blindly thinking about something, and didn't even notice that Huai Hu was walking back towards him.
Until his collar was suddenly pulled up by someone, Zi just subconsciously wanted to reach for the fish knife on his waist for self-defense, but was even more caught off guard and met Huaihu's eyes.
For some reason, at this moment, Zi's heartbeat accelerated unprecedentedly. Even Huaihu invited him to dinner at home before, and even the danger of accidentally breaking into the Ursus spy stronghold last time didn't make his heartbeat so fast.
This is probably the indifferent fate of the fish killer.
"You, why are you back again?"
"...Listen to me, Ah Zi, before I come back from Shangshu, you are not allowed to stay up all night reading and playing video games, and you are not allowed to eat with fish **** and instant noodles. I will tell you that every meal will be given to you Keep a copy.
Most importantly, don't hook up with dubious people, especially women! have you understood! "
"...???"
Xun was stunned by Huaihu's whole set of tricks, and the last sentence was even more puzzling. When did he hook up with a dubious woman again?
But when Huai Hu clenched his fist and shook it in front of his eyes, his survival instinct came online immediately, and he immediately nodded his head in agreement.
"Ah yes yes yes, I would like to obey the order of the heroine Huai, and the villain will definitely obey!"
"You are wise... When I come back, I will bring you Shangshu specialties, remember to come to my house for dinner, don't refuse!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Only the last sentence is still the same as Huaihu's usual style. The two parted just like before. It seemed that they didn't say anything substantial, but they had quietly tied the two hearts together. where.
…
Saga, who watched this scene from a distance, nodded silently. She didn't know what the relationship between Zi and Huaihu was, but they must be very important people.
Just like before she came to Dayan Yunyou, she and the host grandpa used one stick and one answer to answer and answer all night in the courtyard. Although Saga didn't understand why she did this, her heart did feel at ease.
But when Saga turned around and was about to return to Longmen Station, he was suddenly surrounded by a group of uncles and aunts, which shocked Shiba Gouzi a lot.
"Ah! Ladies and gentlemen, what do you mean by this? Is there something wrong with this little monk?"
However, the enthusiastic uncles and aunts did not answer Saga, but went straight up and stuffed something into her hand, and chanted something like "the living Bodhisattva appears" and "Avalokitesvara is alive".
Someone even ran back and dug out their own treasured daughter Hong, while the old man with heart disease moved his own incense altar, burned three sticks of incense on the spot, and then worshiped three times.
When the crowd dispersed, only Saga was left, a dog sitting at a loss among a pile of sumptuous food offerings, his head full of doubts dripping from the corner of his mouth.
Chapter 641 Qiao Haiwang: Martial arts, amazing, right?
"Senior sister, why do you bring so much fresh food in your luggage? Shouldn't you only bring dry food?"
When Huaihu saw Saga again at the post station, Saga carried a huge package on her back that was two or three times larger than herself, but thanks to Saga's own hard work and tireless eating, she did not have any difficulty carrying it. look.
It's just that when Huaihu was a little worried and checked for Saga, he found that there were pork heads, barbecued pork, sausages, salted fish and other meats, fresh fruits such as bananas, apples and peaches, and even a bowl of freshly steamed meat. Cooked glutinous rice eight-treasure rice with residual temperature.
Compared with these things, it is not surprising that there are several large gourds in it, and the high-quality rice wine with a strong and rich aroma is not too strange. Fortunately, Huaihu didn't know that it was actually buried and brewed by the neighbors in the slums of Longmen for her "marriage". daughter red.
Anyway, Nurhong usually buried three jars down, so it's okay to take out one jar as a tribute to "Saga Bodhisattva".
"These are all donated by the well-meaning Longmen benefactors. Although they are not expensive, they have deep friendship, probably because Rhodes Island is what the people want.
Don’t worry, junior sister, I’ve done the calculations, you and I can eat it within two days, and it won’t rot on the road. After reuniting with the master there, I will honor the master with those few gourds of wine. up. "
As Saga spoke, tears of emotion "pull" from the corner of his mouth again, leaving Huaihu speechless for a while.
Are people in Longmen really so enthusiastic? Although there are quite a few people who can make Huaihu feel kind, the treatment given to the two operators of Rhode Island is too exaggerated, right? They are not warriors who are going to assassinate Emperor Ursus!
Is there fraud in it, maybe poisonous in it? Huai Hu hurriedly touched her pocket, which contained all kinds of potions specially given to her by Qiao Ge before leaving, including Pokémon's antidote, as long as there is this thing, you can rest assured.
As long as the poison is not fatal and causes irreversible damage to the body, it can basically be completely detoxified in the general poisoning stage.
However, until the end, she couldn't find any signs of poisoning. If she had to say it, it was that Saga, who originally wanted to practice on foot from Longmen to the next post station, could not rent a car directly at Longmen because she was too full to eat. took a pack animal.
So Huaihu drove the car, and Saga, holding his round belly, was responsible for turning his head to guard the surroundings, while his face was full of happy remorse.
"I didn't expect this little monk to overestimate his own belly. Insufficient self-awareness is a big taboo in martial arts. When we reunite with the master, we must ask the master to punish him, but... it is really delicious."
Although Saga was still regarded as a Bodhisattva just now, Gouzi is still a Gouzi, and he never loses his true heart...begging for food.
"Who would punish you for this kind of thing! Sister, don't think too much, there are still plenty of delicious food in Shangshu."
"Really, really?"
"Of course it's true. It was known as the Land of Abundance in ancient times. That's why Master chose Shangshu. You can only eat and practice to become stronger, right?"
"It turned out to be like this. To practice martial arts, you have to learn how to eat. Thank you, junior sister, for your guidance...Jin."
"Ah, this is not a guide... Forget it, just say so."
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"Master Shen, although I am not an expert in business, I do know a little about Fengshui. I must be quite troubled by the production and sales of peanuts in the boundary of the Three Mountains and Seventeen Peaks in Shangshu."
"Oh, how did you see that?"
"With such beautiful scenery on such a beautiful day, and the wind and the moon as companions, why do you need to drink with other things?"
"...Mr. Li is really humorous, but no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is not enough for the people to live and work in peace and contentment. For us locals, the geomantic omen of the land, mountains and rivers is not as important as Master Liang, the magistrate of Shangshu."
On the Dayan River that flows in front of Shangshu City, a man sitting astride the bow of a small boat with a koi, with a koi tail behind him, dressed like a modern-style swindler, is chatting with the boatman .
The images of the two can be said to be diametrically opposed. The clothes and objects on the "charlatan" are obviously luxurious and complicated, but he made them inconspicuous by himself, only showing a sense of slipperiness.