"Enemies? Maybe you are right. They are a group of enemies who broke the Law of Lateran, and they declared that they will continue to destroy, but what did they bring to Lateran? Look back, those who we have never An expression I've never seen before."
This time, Andorn heard it very clearly. The Pope was talking about those guests from all over the world who were either satisfied or eager. In the previous summits of all nations, they were just a show. Only this time, they have an urgent reality. need.
Of course, he also understood that what the Pope said about looking back was just an image, those guests were still at the bottom of the stairs in the distance, and he couldn't see them when he really looked back, but even so, Andorn still subconsciously looked back.
"Andorn! You have to pay back, oh my goose magician's red!"
I saw a penguin with a round head and a round brain, smaller than the one just now, appeared behind An Duoen at some point. She made a sound that An Duoen was very familiar with, and jumped up and down with her bright yellow flippers. Get up, and then flick the small fin.
A mass of fiery red unknown matter was thrown towards Andorn's face, and even the dragged flight path turned into a small miniature flame bird. Just by looking at this posture, one knew that it should not be underestimated.
But its flying speed is definitely not as fast as the bullets fired from gunfire, so it shouldn't be considered a threat to Andorn, it only needs to turn his body to dodge it.
"It's now!"
But who is Fiameta, in every free time when she is not chasing Mosty's ass, she is almost fantasizing about how to beat Andorn violently. Dorn's tactics.
Whether it's fighting head-on or plotting, or even turning into a penguin and jumping up and smashing his knees.
Then, amidst the indescribable penguin scream of the rookie Fat Duck, the flame that contained her phoenix skills and unknown strange things exploded in the air almost within a short distance from Andorn.
Boom!
Countless bright red crumbs like rotten tomatoes splashed out in all directions, even the Pope was within the range.
But at this time two penguins suddenly got out from under the seat next to him, one from the left and the other from the right. Kawaii Mostima immediately activated her skill of slowing down the flow of time, and then lifted the Pope's two penguins together with Cool Lemuane feet, and quickly moved it away from the church hall as if it was holding a sculpture.
Only Andorn was left with his face covered in surprise.
"Huh!? What is this... ah!"
Andorn's face felt the heat of the flames first, and then smelled a natural sweet fragrance, as if... being hit by a bowl of fried tomatoes.
Because that's really just a bunch of tomatoes, just heated up and blown up by the flames of the rookie fat duck.
However, this was just a false move deliberately to put Andorn on guard, so that he could not help but open his mouth when he was startled by someone using a tomato as a hidden weapon, and then stuffed another thing into his mouth.
That is the cactus **** made by the Pope.
"…Ok!?"
Andorn, who ate the cactus tart, suddenly became ferocious, with bulging veins on his forehead, his face turned from white to yellow, then from yellow to red, and then from red to green, like a traffic light.
He pinched his neck desperately and knelt down on the ground, and then even picked off the chopped tomatoes stained on his face with his hands and stuffed them into his mouth, probably hoping to relieve the pain in this way.
Because on the surface, although it is just a cactus **** made by the Pope, the filling has been replaced with a lot of hot sauce.
Most sakotas have a high sweet tooth, and even Andorn is no exception, and his acceptance of spicy is at best mildly sweet and spicy.
On the other hand, Fiameta, who is of the fire department, is far less than Nian's spicy-eating pervert, but she can be said to have no spicy food. When she was still in the guard, she even had a hot sauce jar on her ammunition belt. Dedicated location for adding spice at any time.
It is worth mentioning that this operation of stuffing hot sauce into Andorn's mouth was actually one of the early revenge plans planned by Fiameta himself, but it was abandoned because he felt that it was too outrageous. Who would have thought that he would be able to get paid today wish.
She even replaced the hot sauce she had prepared with the Rhode Island specialty that Joe brought, Fire Dinosaur Hot Sauce.
The rookie Fat Duck didn't really believe that Rhodes Island would have a more spicy food than her "Fire Pokémon", so she tried a big spoonful of it herself.
Not long after, I saw a round penguin with a red body like a burnt **** hair, staggered and jumped into the fountain pool of Rutland Square and dived for five minutes before jumping out wet with a head of steam, lying on the ground with soft The small tail of Rhodes Island is the best in the world in making sauce.
As for why it is not the charizard hot sauce that can make people dermatitis and breathe fire, of course it is because this is just an appetizer. If the appetizer tastes too strong, won't it make people unable to eat the follow-up dishes?
But Andorn was indeed a man. A few minutes later, the priest's uniform he was wearing was completely soaked with sweat, his eyes were bloodshot, and his hands were clenched until his nails were almost embedded in his palms.
Even the "fluorescent lamp" above the head was flickering on and off, and from time to time, there was an inexplicable rotating red light like a police vehicle.
Except for the muffled grunt that sounded like being shot at the beginning, he almost didn't say a word during the whole process, his whole body was tense like a rock and silently endured the ups and downs of pain, and he didn't even look at the person who plotted him to this point. A glance at the culprit.
"This...you are so cruel! Just wait for me, we are not finished yet!"
It wasn't until the rookie Fat Duck left angrily that An Duoen raised his face covered with bangs to look at her plump back, but there was no hatred in his pupils, only relief.
After nearly tens of minutes, Andorn, who slowly stood up from the pool of water, let out a soliloquy sound as dry as rubbing old tree bark.
"Originally, it turns out that... cough cough cough... the Lord's forgiveness is not enough to pay for the sins that were not blessed by the Lord. As a martyr, this is the price that should be paid.
Well, I accept! "
Andorn took off the priest's robe that had become extremely heavy and the boots that were covered with sweat all over his ankles, and threw them on the floor regardless.
Then he casually twisted the only pair of trousers left on his body, took the gun around his waist, straightened his bare solid chest, and walked resolutely towards the entrance of the lecture hall.
If you don't look at the two "Harbin red sausages" hanging on his face, he is still very handsome.
Chapter 689 What is happiness? Happiness is catching the water moon!
"I'm so sorry, old man, you still want to be crazy with us at such a great age."
"Presumptuous, how did you talk to His Excellency the Pope?"
When Kawaii Mostima and the cool Lemuane successfully evacuated the Pope back, she immediately apologized to the Pope.
It’s just that the term of address, emmmmm… is a bit too polite, so Vierlife politely thanked her on behalf of the Pope.
"He didn't even mind the old man. Could it be that the cardinal is jealous? It's not wrong to want me to call you an old woman."
"you!?"
If it was in the past, Mostima would definitely give Vierliv some face and accept it, but today she has nothing to be afraid of being kawaii.
"Okay, Vierlive, it's just a title. It's not the first time you've heard children give me affectionate nicknames. They are all kind children, so there's no need to get angry like this every time."
Obviously, Mostima also knew that the Pope had seen through their true identities. After all, no one had deliberately changed their voices, and even if they became penguins, some behavior patterns would still not change.
For example, Liangliang Lemuian sometimes forgets that she has gotten out of a wheelchair, jumps up and sits back, and starts to slide with her buttocks, but the speed and maneuverability are comparable to that of belly slides, and some stunts even only slide with her buttocks come out.
"As for what happened just now, I was just trying to make up for my own mistakes. I thought that I only cared about the feelings of you and Lemiouin back then, but I didn't expect that the children who weren't there back then would accumulate such a lot of resentment.
No, this is not a reason for me to shirk myself. My biggest mistake was ignoring the fact that Fiameta is not Sakota. I can’t get the good boy favored by the law. Forgotten by me, it's really..."
The pope has been trying to level the water in Lateran all his life, but this is almost impossible. After all, the pope has great ambitions but time is limited. Sakota, who has empathy, can save him. time.
The cool Lemuane and Kawaii Mostima who were present seemed to want to say something to the self-pitying Pope, but after thinking about it, they themselves were also Sakota people who failed to understand Fiameta's heart.
Therefore, even if they themselves were the two sufferers of the incident that year, they have no position to represent Fiameta to comfort the Pope.
The only one who has this qualification and ability is the big goose, but he is not from Rutland, but Dr. Rhodes Island, who is "old and under" Dr. Rhode Island. Why did he come to Rutland to solve it for free? What about mental health issues?
"It seems that you are quite self-aware, old man with a white beard, so you can only be the pope of Sakota, not the king of Lateran."
Boss Qiao turned in from the window at this moment, and then drew the curtain again. A flying goose landed steadily in front of the other two penguin agents, and looked up at the Pope with his classic cynical and frivolous expression.
Hearing such nonsense from Boqi, Cardinal Valliv was of course the first to have an opinion, but considering that he was the "principal kidnapper" of his group, the tone he used was obviously not as aggressive as teaching Mostima.
"The Pope is the lord of the Lateran! It is precisely because all the congregations of the Lateran Church built this city with all their strength, that the grand scene we see today will be there."
"No, no, girl, you misunderstood, the so-called 'lord' is just a noun to describe the relationship of property ownership, the Pope may be the owner of Lateran, but it's like money in your pocket Unreliable.
It can be lost, stolen, robbed, or even damaged, such as the group of guards outside must have thought I was doing something similar. "
While talking, Boss Qiao took out a snack bag of banana cheese sticks, tore it open and took out one sticking to his beak, and then handed the whole bag to Lemuen and the two of them to share. Er Lifu's complexion changed drastically immediately, her pupils constricted and then trembled violently.
Because this pack of cheese sticks is the snack she hid in her private locker for her lunch break, you see, isn't this just being stolen by someone, and there is nothing wrong with the thief? Therefore, Valliv cannot be called the king of cheese sticks, at best, it is just its former owner.
Obviously, on the issue of sweets, the Sakota people's understanding of foreigners has improved several levels in an instant.
"As for how to do the 'king', I won't say much about it. In short, from the results, old Pope, you are not very successful.
Ask yourself, how much of Lateran would survive without the support of the only pillar, the true law? What can you do about it?
If you can't even figure out these things, how can you expect countries that don't have their own real laws to follow Lateran's example? "
After hearing this, the Pope did not fall into deep thought, but directly asked Boss Joe a question. Obviously, he had already thought about this question countless times.
"Then may I ask your Excellency Doctor, what do you think Rutland should do?"
"Huh? Didn't I already say the answer on the stage of the Conference of Nations?"
"Here, is Your Excellency the Doctor talking about... destroying the law?"
"It goes without saying! Could it be that you all think I'm just playing around?"
As soon as this remark came out, the scene was suddenly silent. Even the two penguins behind him suddenly stopped eating snacks, and kicked out small eyeballs from the cheese powder all over their faces. Take it seriously.
After all, Boss Joe himself said just now that the law is the only pillar of Lateran, but now he brings up the matter of destroying the law again. Does this mean that Lateran will go to ruin?
"Well, look at your foolishness, it seems that I have to explain something more clearly. The reason why the law is broken is that Lateran must break it before it can be established. If the reason for a certain force to survive is too simple, then It is undeniably morbid.
Look at Rhodes Island, the reason why I am a doctor is to ensure that even if one day I, the boss of the war department, accidentally burps, it will still be able to release light on the land of Terra and eliminate all bitterness and darkness!
But all of this has a premise. You must learn to use a "weapon". Not to mention how to make the enemy fearful, at least you must give your citizens a sense of security. "
This statement is quite novel. Even though the Pope still didn't understand whether it was feasible or not, he was instinctively following Boss Joe's thinking and trying to think independently.
"As for 'weapon', isn't Lateran's firearm a weapon? Even though the law only protects Sakota people, we don't regard firearms as exclusive to Sakota. The child Fiameta is the best proof. "
"No, that's just a conventional weapon, it's not enough to carry a real sense of security, just like Letania's origin stone skill, the Witch King is said to be the strongest magician in Terra, no, it's still following his high The tower fell together? Even the man who defeated and replaced him is now unknown.
So the "weapon" I'm talking about is of course something of a higher level. I don't know, old man, have you heard of Candela, the mayor of Dosoles? I have worked with this lady before. "
And let Lynx Superman scare her.
"Of course I know. Ms. Candela has also been to the Conference of Nations. It is indeed impressive that she can create a tourist city far away from wars during the years of war in Bolivar. Philosophy...I really disagree."
"There is no need to agree, but you can't deny that she does hold a "weapon" like this in her hands. As long as Terra still has the "desire" of capital, she will always have her Candela do Sores of a place. "
"...indeed, but what does that have to do with Rutland?"
"Of course there is a connection. Since Dosores' "weapon" is an indispensable "desire" for human beings, Lateran can naturally follow suit, such as... "happiness". "
The pope's eyes widened immediately, as if he wanted to see the shining point floating on the penguin's flat head, but in the end even if he couldn't help but reach out his hands to fish for it, he couldn't get any inspiration, only a living boss.
"Happiness, what is happiness?"
"Hmph, isn't it easy to be happy? Let me ask you, old Pope, what kind of person do you think Lemuen is?"
"Ah, of course Lemuane is a..."
The Pope probably wanted to answer some clichés used to praise his children, such as being strong and kind-hearted, but at this moment, he happened to meet the cool guy whose face was full of banana cheese powder and could hardly find the focus. Crazy peas.
"...crazy penguin?"
"That's right, isn't that happy enough!"
Chapter 690 Andorn: Fiameta, why are you avoiding me?
Gooses are similar every year, but ducks are different every year. When Joe boss ran to the Pope to pretend to fish, our new rookie Fat Duck fell into a hard fight.
"Come on! I'm ready for martyrdom! What about the pain and suffering you promised? Make me feel remorse!"
Andorn was drenched all over. He was bare-chested and only wore a pair of trousers. In addition, his complexion was pale due to a large amount of dehydration in a short period of time, and his figure became thinner and thinner. Here come the water ghosts.
But probably because of his strong willpower, or the stimulation of chili peppers and the fruit energy contained in the fire dinosaur sauce, Andorn's spirit is extraordinarily excited, and it can even be said to be very...
abnormal.
"Fiametta, I know it's you, and I know you're here! I don't expect your forgiveness, but this is the trial I'm going forward, so I'm willing to pay the price for what I did back then,
come! Hit all your anger on my chest! "
Fat Duck, a rookie who thinks he is a hunter, never imagined that he would be driven away by his prey and hide in hiding.
Her desire for revenge against Andorn is unquestionable. After all, she watched him "get away with it" for five years, and was inexplicably forgiven by her comrades who were personally victimized. It can only be said that during this period of time, Fiameta's hatred not only Instead of being weak, it fermented more intensely.
However, the revenge that Fiameta wants does not mean killing the enemy. She wants to punch Andorn's smug face in the filter of her eyes, but the premise is... not to let him So cool!
In this situation, no matter how you look at it, he will feel happy!
"shock! The old boss in a beastly dress exposed his masochistic nature when he met his former female subordinate! "
"Fiametta, why, why are you avoiding me?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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The rookie Fat Duck couldn't bear it anymore, so she jumped from the ceiling behind Andorn, holding a toilet tool equivalent to "Nanji Star RPG", and according to the opponent's (*) it was a penguin charging tornado!
"Ah... it hurts, it hurts so much!"
Although An Duoen's expression did look extremely painful, but the doubled pain he has endured so far, if it were someone else, he would have passed out long ago, but An Duoen seemed to be getting more and more energetic with the pain.
As if breaking through the limitations of Sakota and the entertainment mode, it is generally terrible.
The rookie Fat Duck naturally also noticed the abnormality, so even if her sneak attack tactic was successfully implemented, she was still shocked by Andorn's performance. Is this guy still a person?
So she used her belly to run away without hesitation, and at the same time took out the green toy walkie-talkie dedicated to Agent Penguin.
"No, this guy is too evil, I have to call for reinforcements... Help, boss, I can't handle this pervert with a single goose!"