I was king of the movie world: unlimited bulldozer
Iron Man: I have a steel suit, and my IQ is super high.Zhou Ye: I sleep with your wife...
Spider-Man: I have a genetic mutation, so I can walk on the ground between tall buildings.Zhou Ye: I sleep with your girlfriend...
Hulk: I have great strength after transforming, and I can jump high and hit airplanes.Zhou Ye: I sleep with your girlfriend...
Captain America: After I injected the serum, I became a super soldier.Zhou Ye: I sleep with Agent Carter.
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Everyone said: Kill this shameless man.
In general, this is the story of a man saving a woman after gaining the ability to travel through the world of movies...probably!
Chapter One Film and Television I am King
On a scorching summer day, there was a flash of lightning and thunder in the cloudless sky in City Z.In an instant, dark clouds covered the top, and in a blink of an eye, heavy rain mixed with flashes of lightning fell like a pouring down.
On the second floor of an independent small building in Chengzhong Village, a fat figure was cursing and grabbing his clothes on the second floor corridor.
"God damn it, it's so easy to get a rest day without letting people go for a while!"
Zhou Ye, a single dog in his early thirties, as a post-80s, he has not gone to college.After graduating from high school, I dropped out of school due to family reasons, which is not true.With his grades, even three books are a bit difficult.
Coming to society at the age of seventeen, he had no skill.He has worked as a security guard, a kitchen helper, and a small stall on the street. He is currently a glorious online merchant.
To sum up the first half of his life in one sentence, it is not enough to do nothing and eat nothing.
Originally, the income from street stalls was pretty good, but I barely managed to earn five or six thousand yuan a month. If you count it like this, maybe after ten years of work, Zhou Ye can still buy one in third- and fourth-tier cities where housing prices are not too expensive. Not too big a house, marrying a wife who is not too beautiful, and since then embarking on the peak of life is not too high, I still feel a little excited when I think about it.
It's a pity that the city management in the country where I am a big foodie is too strong. As early as two years ago, I cleaned up the small merchants and hawkers in this city.
So Zhou Ye had no choice but to follow the trend of the times and follow the development of the society. He joined the boss of Ma and became a glorious online merchant. He sold some small accessories produced by a friend’s small factory on a certain treasure website, earning so-so. Z City, a first-tier city, can barely make ends meet, and he is basically out of touch with such extravagant love affairs.
Speaking of it, Zhou Ye is not bad in length. He is 1.8 meters tall. He has become a little out of shape due to lack of exercise in the computer for the past two years. He has big eyes and a chubby face. Something has become fatter. Will give people an inexplicable sense of joy, including Zhou Ye of course.
It's a pity that people don't talk about emotions in this era, they only talk about money. There is money and emotion, and there is no money and no emotion, so Zhou Ye, who has a mediocre income, is still a single dog.
At this time, Zhou Ye had already rescued his clothes from drying on the aisle and returned to his rented house, which was less than 20 square meters.He took out a bottle of Coke from the second-hand small refrigerator he had obtained from the waste collection station in the house, opened the lid and went down in one breath, and it was more than half of the bottle. As the frozen Coke was eaten, Zhou Ye seemed to feel that he was much cooler. .
Although there was already thunder and heavy rain outside, there was a canopy on the windows and there was no wind outside, so Zhou Ye dared to open his windows at this time to save himself some electricity bills.
"Huh!" With a long breath, Zhou Ye sat at his computer desk against the window.Looking at Ali Wangwang who was still motionless on the screen, he knew that he probably didn't have a single transaction this morning.
"Forget it, watch movies for fun!" As he said, he clicked on his movie software, and wanted to find the latest movie to pass the time.Suddenly, there was a continuous sound of thunder outside.
"Boom-boom -!"
Zhou Ye, who was frightened, shook his hand to the small advertisement on the movie playback page, angrily he cursed: "Which fellow Taoist is doing this? It's murderous, wild, bloody, and wandering!"
At this moment, the explosion of thunder from outside made a louder sound, as if it was floating towards Zhou Ye. Looking from the sky, I saw a beam of light like a comet dragging its long tail from the sky, a flash of lightning. Bombarded on the beam of light, as if swearing to destroy it invisible, while the beam of light swayed down and flew down unyieldingly. When it finally fell to the ground, a bolt of lightning that was as thick as a bucket struck. Come down.Split the light group to Zhou Ye's open window.
"I'm going, could it be that I'm crossing the catastrophe...!" Zhou Ye felt a pain in his whole body in the glare of thunder, followed by a numbness in his whole body, and he didn't know the personnel.
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I don't know how long it took, the black human-shaped object on the ground next to the computer in the room squirmed, and then, the black human-shaped object like an African refugee slowly climbed up.
"I'm just saying it!" Zhou Ye opened his mouth, spit out a puff of black smoke, stood up swayingly, slowly came to his small bathroom, and looked in the mirror.Muttered in his mouth: "Don't be disfigured. I didn't have any money. If I was disfigured again, I won't find a wife anymore..."
A non-mainstream black uncle with black hair all over was reflected in the mirror.
"I said, is this the rhythm of adding talent skills to the buddies?" Zhou Ye looked at the uncle Hei in the mirror, speechless for a while: "But buddies really don't want the talent skills that sneak in the dark!"
As he said, I turned on the faucet and washed vigorously, and muttered as he washed: "If you give Uncle Hei's talent to buddies, it's almost the same. Whoever wants stealth skills, buddies don't...!"
After washing for a while, Zhou Ye finally recovered to his original form of white fat.Randomly found a piece of underwear that was half-dry in the bathroom, put it on, and walked out of the bathroom.
At this time, he saw his house like a typhoon passing by, and there was a scream."Ah!!! All my belongings... my goods... my eating guys!!!"
It took a long time for Zhou Ye to clean up the house from the typhoon to after the earthquake. Anyway, the bachelor’s dormitory was like that, unless the bachelor had obsessive-compulsive disorder or cleanliness.
"It's really a heavy loss!" Zhou Ye said, opening a bottle of Coke habitually, sitting next to the computer, and pressing the power button casually.After pressing, he couldn't help but laughed at himself: "I'm so stupid... Obviously I saw Thunder first-"
"Di--" A power tone before the computer started interrupted his self-deprecating.
"My computer! ... I said, this miscellaneous assembly goods are so durable? Or did I turn on the protagonist mode?" Zhou Ye stared at his computer screen intently, as if to see a flower.Think about [Scheming Computer] [Think about my computer being able to pass through] and a series of familiar YY novels, Zhou Ye's heart can't help but get excited, do you guys have to be the protagonists from today...
As the familiar WIN7 welcome interface came into his eyes, Zhou Ye's heart that was throbbing with excitement finally calmed down. He who thought he could get some golden finger, leaned back on the chair in disappointment."Forget it, sure enough, I still don't have that protagonist's life!"
But he didn't give up and opened his Taobao shop. What if his golden finger is [Wanjie Shop]?It's a pity... Ali Wangwang is still silent, Zhou Ye reluctantly searched for it several times, but Ali Wangwang in front of him has all the functions that he should have, and what he shouldn't... still has no hair.He shook his head in frustration. It seems that he is really not a pig's feet. He clicked on one of his favorite movies in Tokyo. Street amateurs talked up and prepared toilet paper. He planned to make a spontaneous generation to relieve it. Depressed in my heart.
But I don't know why, the movies he had been able to watch in the past have nothing to say.
"Yeah, my buddy is not being turned into a saint by electricity!" Zhou Ye, who became more irritable, lit a cigarette and threw the lighter on the keyboard. At this time, an accident happened—the lighter was countered by the keyboard. It bounced toward the computer display screen like a small stone floating on the water, and then swayed layers of water on the display screen like a falling stone, and disappeared in front of Zhou Ye.
"...I said!!!!!!!!!"
Chapter two
"Where's my lighter?" Zhou Ye was completely dumbfounded, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, stood up, fearing that it was because of his dazzling, the lighter just fell behind the display screen. He has been disappointed once. He really didn't want to usher in the second disappointment so soon... So he checked the computer desk carefully, no, OK!
Turning around again, looking at the back of the computer screen, there is still nothing.Enduring his excitement, Zhou Ye slowly turned his gaze to the hot Tokyo series that was playing on the screen. With a sharp eye, he found his familiar small advertisement on the pillow of the woman screaming on the screen. Disposable lighter.
"I said, my buddy is really going to develop!" Zhou Ye opened his mouth wide and stared at the woman on the screen who was screaming hoarsely. If there is an acquaintance next to him, he would think how exciting this movie is!
"Calm down-calm down! Zhou Ye, you can do it!" While he was breathing in the air, he pressed his chest forcefully, trying to smooth his heart that was about to jump out because of excitement... "Don't be excited , It’s still not sure whether to travel to the movie world or to the filming location..."
After a while, Zhou Ye calmed down his mood and stabilized his mind. He once again opened an amateur accomodation, which was also a small movie in Tokyo's hot series, but it was just a seaside accusation series.
Zhou Ye tremblingly stretched out his hand to the computer screen, watching the ripples of his hand as if reaching into a mass of water, and then a huge irresistible suction came. Zhou Ye only felt that the world was spinning. , In a moment, a beach appeared in front of my eyes. In front of me, girls in bikinis were coming and going. There was a sound of waves and Yingyingyanyan’s Japanese words...
"I'll take it, buddy is really going to send it!" Zhou Ye clenched his fists excitedly, completely ignoring the fact that he was only wearing underwear,... well, he ignored it, but some people did not.
There was a whistle, and a girl in a life jacket quickly walked towards him, yelling as she walked.
"What? What did you say?" Zhou Ye looked at the girl who was quickly speaking Japanese in front of him, completely ignorant of what she was shouting excitedly in front of him...
"Heavenly people?" It seems that the girl can also speak a few words in Chinese.
"Yeah!" Zhou Ye nodded, and he understood these words."Problems?"
"Here--" The girl thought for a long time and didn't know how to express Neiku in Chinese. In desperation, she stretched out her hand to pick up Zhou Ye and walked quickly to the big bulletin board next to her.
"Don't pull me, buddy is not a casual person!" Zhou Ye kept secretly cool, while pretending to be serious, this is the legendary Mengsao.
"Here!" The girl pointed to the bulletin board, which read [Underwear Prohibition] in traditional Chinese characters, then released her hand and pointed below him.
"..." At this time, Zhou Ye realized that he was so excited that he was wearing an inner cool and ran in, and his face was flushed. "This old Nima is embarrassed and thrown abroad, I really want to die! "
The girl looked at Zhou Ye's big red face, she couldn't help but laughed while covering her mouth. In her opinion, this uncle was so funny, he even blushed. Could this be the legendary herbivore man ?
Hearing the girl's laughter, Zhou Ye couldn't help being depressed. "I want to disappear here! I want to leave!"