The music sounded, Jiang Hao walked to the stage with a smile, standing in the middle of the stage, and the audience cheered.
"Welcome to the show, what's your name?" Asked Baldhead Hoy Mandel.
"Jiang Hao."
"what do you do."
"I'm still a student, New York University Department of Music and Performing Arts, studying opera." Jiang Hao said.
Melanie Brown, a former member of the crazy hottie group, immediately excitedly said, "Oh, I like opera. Are you ready to perform opera?"
"I'm going to perform, uh ~~~"
Speaking of this, Jiang Hao suddenly covered his stomach with an uncomfortable expression. The four judges on the stage were all surprised, and the audience was surprised.
Jiang Hao took a breath and showed a hard-pressed expression, but everyone's face was uncomfortable.
Supermodel Heidi Klum immediately asked: "Are you uncomfortable."
"Ahem," Jiang Hao said awkwardly, "Oh, I ~~, I feel that my stomach is a little uncomfortable, maybe something was broken at noon."
Jiang Hao bent slightly to close his abdomen, his legs slowly moved closer and tightened, with an uncomfortable and strong expression on his face.
Long-haired brother Howard Stern poked his lips and said to the microphone, "I suggest you go to the bathroom immediately and stop the show."
All the audience watched the scene on the stage with a chubby face. Some people sneered and shrugged. I am afraid that this is the first time in the show's history that they have encountered the show. How bad this actor was.
Jiang Hao reached out and shook his hand. "I think I can continue."
Then he tried to straighten his waist and took a deep breath, but within a second, the painful expression on his face became more serious, and he bent down again, his legs were tightened tighter, like the break dance , With a little trembling.
The four judges on the stage looked at each other, and finally Howard, the long-haired brother, said, "Dude, I think you'd better solve it. Your spirit is very touching. Maybe we can give you 5 minutes."
Jiang Hao lowered his head and yanked his hand forward, saying loudly, "No, I want to perform. My professor said that missing a performance is the biggest sin of a performer."
Several judges had wonderful expressions, and said to themselves, we are afraid that you will spray directly onto the stage, man, so that the talent show is really famous.
Bald-headed Hoy gritted his teeth. "Dude, wouldn't you want to solve it on the stage."
Jiang Hao raised his head, his eyes lit up, and said to several judges, "Well, it's a good idea."
There was a sudden uproar from the audience. Several judges froze, especially the two female judges, covering their mouths disgustingly, leaning back unconsciously.
Jiang Hao looked around, as if looking for a suitable place. His two hands had reached the position of the belt of the pants. The audience was even louder than the audience. Many women did not consciously pout and closed their eyes. More crooked.
Jiang Hao looked at the middle position. There is a five-pointed star here, which should be the most central position on the stage. He squatted down and tried, and it seemed that this position was right.
The audience screamed even louder, and some even shouted the slogan, "Step down, step down."
When the host Nick saw this situation, he was ready to step forward to stop Jiang Hao. At this moment, Jiang Hao suddenly took off his suit gown and swept the ground.
Some people thought he was afraid of getting dirty on the ground, so he took off his clothes and then pulled them onto his suit. The audience shouted louder, and some people even broke into swearing and shouted.
"Beep ~~"
"Beep ~~"
Two times in a row, a judge pressed the fork, trying to stop Jiang Hao and ousted him from office.
Just when the other two judges remembered pressing the button,
But in the next second, the curse turned into a scream, because people saw that a portable toilet appeared in the place where Jiang Hao's clothes passed.
"Wow wow wow wow ~~~ how did he do it."
"Is it a magic show?"
"Hey, so big toilet, where did he get it from, can anyone see it?"
Nick walked halfway and found that it didn't seem to be that way. He stepped back again. The audience looked at Jiang Hao expectantly, and several judges looked at Jiang Hao in surprise.
Jiang Hao opened the toilet and made a move to pretend to take off his pants, then slowly sat on the toilet, facing the audience and the judges sideways.
Coax ~~
The audience immediately laughed, and the four judges also laughed. All of them were played by Jiang Hao, but the performance he just performed was very realistic.
"Huh ~"
"Um ~~~"
"Well what ~~~"
The sound made by Jiang Hao's nose was like the sound of **** in the toilet. The people on the stage immediately laughed again. The laughter seemed to overturn the roof.
Long-haired brother Howard Stern said with annoyance, "This guy looks at Wen Zhibin, but he plays all of us."
Supermodel Heidi Klum covered her nose and smiled back and forth, "I'm the first time I've seen a stranger pooping in front of me, hahaha."
At this moment, Jiang Hao made a crackling sound in his mouth, and then he took a long breath, and the sound was soothing after being resolved.
The audience laughed again, and some even issued a "Yayaye" taunt, but the atmosphere of the entire scene was extremely joyous.
Jiang Hao faced the audience without looking at the audience's performance. A happy expression appeared on his face, and a humming tune was in his mouth. The humming tune was not addictive, he even sang a song, and it was an Italian opera. .
Jiang Hao just sang a few words, and the backstage remembered the music. Of course, Jiang Hao had given it to the show team before.
With the music, Jiang Hao's voice became louder and louder, and then he sang an aria, "Ah ~~~~~~~~".
Jiang Hao's voice was loud and loud, and people even quietly appreciated it. The hot girl group of Melanie Brown stood up excitedly, yelling with **** at Jiang Hao, "Wow ~~ Awesome," Magic Flute " The "after-night aria" here is definitely professional. "
Supermodel Heidi Klum said: "It's the first time I've seen people sit on a toilet and perform an opera, but it's really nice."
The audience laughed loudly.
Just then, Jiang Hao suddenly stopped singing and took a long breath. It seemed to be over, and Mei Lanni sat down with disappointment. "Speaking, it's really uncomfortable to sing."
"I think he's finished pulling it ~ www.novelhall.com ~ You want to appreciate it, and it's estimated that he will wait until the next time he shit." Long-haired brother Howard Stern said.
The audience couldn't bear it, and laughed.
At this moment, the rabbit, oh, Dell, came up again holding a sign, still in a rabbit costume, still a proud step, walking forward without looking at the road, everyone noticed this time See what is written on his brand.
"Scented magic."
Hahahaha ~~
The audience laughed, so did the judges.
"This is really a tasteful show."
"Comedy magic is very interesting. It is indeed from a theater."
"I like that rabbit, very creative."
Ps: I'm busy with work tomorrow. I have five chapters today. I can't guarantee a few chapters tomorrow morning.