C499 Alien Princess 10

Because someone in the audience was watching, and he couldn't ask about Yuhan's line directly, so he could only say, "I don't have money!"

Yu Han's beautiful eyebrows creased, and he secretly broke into a cold sweat for her. "But after you eat my roasted sweet potato, you must pay for it, otherwise it will be robbed!"

Yue'er became a little anxious. Why didn't she hear what her big brother said?

Because he had forgotten his lines and had never heard of his brother, he didn't know what to do next. He could only bite the bullet and continue, "Hmph!" This princess is giving you face by eating your sweet potato! Stop talking nonsense, let's have another one! "

Yu Han crouched down to protect the box, "No, these roasted sweet potatoes are my life, I can't let you steal them!"

Who would have thought that Yue'er would still try so hard? She lifted her skirt and kicked at Yu Han, causing him to fall to the ground. "Aiyo, the little girl hit the old man …" "Is there anyone who cares …"

"Ahaha …" This is a pengci, right? "It's too funny …" The audience burst into laughter once again.

Lin Muge's face turned red, it wasn't like that when the two little fellows told her yesterday.

Wasn't it about the love story between the alien princess and the Earth prince? How did it become the story of the scoundrel and the old man?

Did something go wrong?

However, if something went wrong, Yu Han would definitely stop him, right? But now, not only did Yuhan not stop her, he even acted along with Yue Er …

She didn't dare to think any further …

Yue Er forgot all her lines, she only remembered that Yuhan said he would let her kick him. So he just casually kicked it. He never expected the effect to be pretty good. The audience laughed.

Seeing how her performance made the audience so satisfied, Yue'er became even more proud of herself.

She reached out for another sweet potato to continue eating. Now, she was no longer acting, she was actually eating it. Because the taste of the roasted sweet potato is really good, even sweeter than usual.

"Hmph, just scream. Even if you cry your throat out, no one will come to save you." Your roasted sweet potatoes have all been contracted by this princess today! "

Yu Han who was lying on the ground suddenly changed his words and shouted loudly, "Cut the throat, cut the throat …"

"Hahaha …" It's so funny, what if I can't control myself... "Hahaha …"

This sentence shattered the throats of everyone in the audience, causing them to fall over laughing.

Lin Moge was annoyed and amused at the same time. Just who wrote this script? How could it be so ridiculous?

Quan Yueli felt all the muscles in his body twitch. How could he have expected that this son that he was so proud of, would actually accompany Yue'er to do such a ridiculous thing! Moreover, these kinds of words were not funny at all.

Yu Han's small face was also red. Luckily, his face fell inside, so the people below the stage couldn't see him.

Actually, he had merely followed Yue Er's casual words and turned it around. He didn't expect that he would actually come up with such an interesting line in a flash of inspiration …

Teacher Lin, who was backstage, was so anxious that she was on the verge of tears. How could he have ever imagined that the children's drama he directed would turn out like this?

It was still fine this morning, but what went wrong?

But it was too late to get the children down.

If he stepped down halfway, it would be considered an accident. Thus, even if he was wrong, he had to force himself to continue acting. However, in the future, he would most likely become the laughingstock of the entire school …

The school director, who was sitting at the side, looked at Quan Jian Li nervously. He knew that the two children on stage were Quan Jian Li's children, so he did not even dare to breathe out loud, afraid that Quan Jian Li would be angered.

In his heart, he thought that after the ceremony ends, he must fire the teacher who directed this children's play!

How could he let the two babies in power act out such a mess? On the other hand, Quan Chen's expression was becoming more and more unsightly … If this goes on, will his financing plan be affected...

Actually, how could he know that Quan JIngli did not intend to work with him from the start …

Now, almost everyone was waiting to see how this children's play would go on.

The lights dimmed again, and a young voice sounded, "On Earth, there lives a brave prince, his greatest specialty is the hero saving the beauty …"

Now, even the narration could cause laughter.

But the little fellows on the stage weren't affected by the laughter at all as they continued to perform.

On the originally dark stage, a beam of white light suddenly appeared. Under the light of the white light, a prince in armor appeared.

The Prince walked over step by step, lovingly looking at the Princess of Mercury who was gobbling up the roasted sweet potato in large mouthfuls, and slowly said, "Oh, beautiful Princess of Mercury, it's my honor to know you." Your beauty has already conquered me and I am willing to do everything for you. I even offer my life … "

Hearing this, Lin Moge finally felt relieved. It seemed that the plot was going as it had been before.

That's good. She was afraid that Yue Er would mess up this show.

Who knew that in the next second, she would open her eyes wide in shock and overturn the idea she had just had. Because this little girl, Yue Er, would never take a normal route.

"Pui!" This princess doesn't care about your life, I just need to give you your purse. " Yue'er had a disdainful look on her face as she raised her delicate face up high like a proud little peacock.

Everyone thought that the prince would refuse. But who would've thought, the Prince actually pulled out a black wallet from inside his armor. Opening it, there was a stack of red bills inside.

"My beautiful Princess Mercury, this is all my wealth, I am offering it all to you now, then, are you willing to marry me?" The Prince kneeled down on one knee and confessed affectionately, "From the first time I saw you, I had already fallen deeply in love with you. Oh, my beautiful Princess of Mercury, without you, my life would have no meaning. I will definitely be loyal to protect you, and I will be loyal to you alone! "

Actually, the class rep who played the prince was speaking according to the lines that Yu Han gave him. It could be said that of the three people on stage, he was the only one who was acting normally.

Yue'er did as she was told, and Yuhan mobilized all of his brain cells to try and pull Yue'er onto the right path.

Yue'er originally didn't like the class monitor, but after hearing his words, she felt even more disgusted. With a twist of her face, she coldly snorted, "Hmph, so poor that you still want to marry this princess? Do your dreams! "

With that, he stretched out his hand to snatch the wallet from the Prince, then with another kick, kicked him to the ground.

Then, he deftly took out a few red tickets from his wallet and threw it at the old grandpa who was selling the roasted sweet potatoes, he arrogantly said, "The cart of sweet potatoes all belongs to this princess!"

Saying so, he simply pushed the small cart off the stage.

"Don't ah …" "That's my life …" The old grandpa who was selling roasted sweet potatoes shouted desolately, "You're giving too little money …"

At the same time as the laughter from below the stage, it was the familiar narration, "The arrogant princess of Mercury, after eating the roasted sweet potato, decided to attack Earth and take over the entire Earth as her territory. This way, she would be able to eat the most delicious roasted sweet potato … However, the news that the Princess of Mercury was attacking Earth was still known by the people of Earth. Because in the old grandpa's cart selling roasted sweet potatoes were hidden bugs … So, the old grandpa decided to save Earth... "First, he went to discuss with the Prince …"

The two people left on stage had already stood up.

No matter how loud the laughter below the stage was, it was still a solemn performance.

Yu Han was like a little old man walking up and down the stage with his hands behind his back, "Prince, let us save Earth together."

The Prince shook his head. "No, I love the Princess of Mercury. I can't do anything to her. "I can't do it!"

"Sigh!" "The love affair is always ruthlessly forgotten …" Yu Han sighed, no longer forcing him, and walked off the stage with his back to him.

The lights dimmed again.

The always expressionless Quan Jianli raised his sword-like eyebrows. Was his infatuation always mercilessly forgotten?

Where did this brat come from?

Did he know what love was?

The young and tender voice rang again, "Finally, the day when the Princess of Mercury attacked Earth has come. She led the soldiers on Mercury to Earth … "

As soon as she finished speaking, the lights on the stage lit up once again. Yue'er was walking in the front with an imposing manner, followed by a few soldiers dressed in the same uniform.

With a wave of her small hand, she shouted, "Today, I will snatch Earth away! After that, all the roasted sweet potatoes will be ours! "Hahaha …"

"Wait!" Following the angry shout, Yu Han's old grandpa pushed another cart up to the stage, only this time, it was even bigger than the previous one.

He walked to the center of the stage and took out the roasted sweet potatoes one by one. He handed them to the soldiers behind Yue'er, but didn't give them to her.

And then he said seriously, "This is the roasted sweet potato that captivates your princess. "If you still want to continue eating roasted sweet potatoes, come to my side!"

When the soldiers heard this, they started to eat anxiously.

Then, everyone revealed a happy smile.

Without any hesitation, he walked to the old grandpa and stood behind him. To show that they had rebelled.

Yue'er immediately flew into a rage out of embarrassment, "Well done, old man!" "You actually used roasted sweet potatoes to bribe my soldiers, this princess will fight you to the death today!"

As he spoke, he rushed forward with bared fangs and brandished claws.

However, it was easily dodged by Yu Han.

Afterwards, Yue'er attacked again, and the two of them clashed.

It looked like a struggle, but in reality, it was something that Yuhan and Yue'er had agreed on.

That was because Yu Han would never fight with his little sister.

She had been on guard the whole time, but Yue Er was like a small kitten, restlessly scratching at Yu Han's body.

Yue'er's wig had been stepped on and torn off. Yue Er had also thrown Yu Han's hat to one side. A few soldiers were happily eating roasted sweet potatoes. For a moment, the entire stage was a mess.

At this moment, Yu Han winked at Yue Er, who understood and said, "Wuu …" "The people of Earth are bullying us …"

Then, she turned around and ran off the stage while crying.