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"Lin Moge!"

Master Li's face darkened to the extreme, and he finally couldn't hold it in any longer and vomited until tears almost flowed out.

"Damned woman, if you dare make such a disgusting joke again, I'll give it a try!" "I don't mind letting you experience it yourself …"

Before he could finish, he retched a few times.

Seeing Master Li's reaction, Lin Moge's smile was full of satisfaction.

The grievances he had suffered today instantly vanished into thin air.

However, she still knew to stop when the situation was good. Otherwise, if she really angered this god of death, she wouldn't even be in a hurry to cry.

He wiped the tears from his eyes, patted his sore butt and sat back down on the sofa, finally calming down.

"Alright, alright, let's be serious this time."

"Humph, if you're not afraid of death, you can continue challenging my patience!"

Master Li let out a cold snort. The disgusting and terrifying scene in his mind couldn't be wiped away no matter how hard he tried …

However, someone as calm as him could only endure it with great difficulty.

Master Li is omnipotent, nothing can beat him.

If one disgusting joke didn't work, then two.

However, due to Master Li's prestige, Lin Moge did not dare to risk her life again. She could only bear with the pain and give up this perfect opportunity to instantly kill Master Li.

After calming his mood, he rolled his eyes and thought of another joke.

"There is a bird that flies over a field of bracts every day. It can see that the bracts in the fields go from little young seedlings, to farmers' uncles' fertilizer, to watering, to weeding, and so on. After a series of hard work, after a hot summer's day and a cool warm autumn, it is finally the day of harvest. But the day before the harvest, the bracts caught fire. It was a fire that burned all the bracts. "

The story was told in her soft voice, but it was pleasant to hear, as if it were a sad story.

Master Li's mood was once again attracted to it …

"Early morning after the fire, when this bird flew over the land of bracts once again, it suddenly fell and died … Do you know why? "

After Lin Moge finished, her gaze shifted to the man who was listening intently on the sickbed.

Master Li used all of his brain cells to think of countless possibilities.

Killed by a hunter? Have feelings for the bracts, so sad to death?

Or else, the temperature after the fire was too high and the bird was roasted?

However, they were all rejected by Lin Moge.

Master Li spread out his hands, indicating that he had given up, "Speak, why did you die?"

Lin Moge's big watery eyes blinked as she spat out an answer, "Because the bracts became white popcorn after being burned by the fire. When the bird flew by, it thought it was snow, so it froze to death."

They thought it was snow, so they froze to death …

Frozen to death …

"Hiss …"

Master Li could not help but shiver. It was so cold!

"Hahaha …"

Lin Moge started laughing again, but this time she was amused by Master Li's expression.

The fact that such a conflicted expression could be seen on the face of a peerless beauty was simply laughable!

Master Li's expression became darker and darker, faintly sensing that something was amiss.

He was supposed to be amused by this woman telling him jokes, but why did it seem like the opposite?

Now, this woman was laughing so much that the flowers on her body were quivering. On the contrary, it was him who was torturing her instead?

As time passed, Lin Moge's cold laughter continued to ring out in the classroom …

It was only when her mouth was dry and she had moved all the stock out of her little head that the conversation came to an end.

When it ended, it was already late at night.

It turned out that mocking wasn't just a matter of skill, but a job of physical strength. Her small body was about to be torn apart.

His stomach, in particular, was aching whenever he moved. It was obvious that he was laughing too hard.

Master Li's cheeks were too sore. Tonight, his face was full of emotion. He had put on an expression he had not shown in decades. It was all thanks to this woman.

Forget it, there is still a long way to go. This damnable woman will definitely come to beg for mercy from Master Li one day.

Because Master Li didn't allow her to leave his sight, she could only hug the blanket and sleep on the sofa.

Fortunately, the room was warm enough and the sofa comfortable enough.

Plus, he was laughing so hard that he fell asleep not long after. He even forgot that there was still a pervert in the room.

After sleeping for an unknown period of time, in a daze, he heard a slightly hoarse voice that was barely audible.

"Lin Moge …"

It must be a dream. The person in the dream was talking.

She arched her back and went back to sleep.

"Lin Moge!" Help me to the bathroom! "

The voice, however, did not give up, as if urging on his life.

He shut his eyes tightly and remained motionless, continuing to pretend that he didn't hear anything.

Wasn't it just the washroom? He could go there by himself during the day.

Oh, that's not right. Yue Yong seemed to be helping him during the day.

So what? Wasn't it possible for his grandpa to do anything? A small matter like going to the washroom would definitely not be a problem.

Master Li took a deep breath, and his cold tone made her shiver.

"I'll count to three. If you keep playing dead, I don't mind letting you wash your stomach again!"

Gastric lavage!

Remembering how he had been "debased" in the washroom before she had washed her stomach, Lin Moge got up and sprinted to the sickbed at a hundred meters.

As the saying goes, a woman can bend and bend, but this time, she had to endure it!

Using her slim body as a human walking stick, she helped him stand up and moved towards the washroom with great difficulty, one step at a time.

Lin Moge couldn't help yawning with a face full of dissatisfaction, "I thought you could fly in the sky and escape into the ground, you can do anything, why do you have to be waited on even when you go to the washroom …"

Master Li coldly glanced at her. If it wasn't for the fact that he felt a bit dizzy when he woke up, he wouldn't have woken her up.

This damned woman, she still talks so much in the middle of the night.

She was just tall enough to be a human walking stick, holding his arm.

"Quan Jian Li, you should lose some weight now, right? Heavy death! Like a dead pig. "

"Shut up, my figure is the most standard. "Unlike some people who are skinny like a bag of bones, I really have no idea how to look at them."

Grandpa Li's face was expressionless. With a casual word, he choked her to death.

She pouted and muttered in dissatisfaction, "I didn't let you see it anyway!"

Opening the bathroom door, she was about to retreat when she was pulled into his embrace by his powerful arm.

The two of them squeezed into the small bathroom, feeling a little awkward.

"You can do it yourself, right? "Let me out!"

She struggled to get out, but at the same time his body staggered and he almost fell, scaring her.

He hurriedly helped Ye Zichen stand up, but didn't dare to move recklessly anymore.

Forget it, on the account of his legs being damaged and his brain being damaged, she would not bother with him anymore.

At most, he could just close his eyes.

Thinking about this, he mumbled, "You …" Hurry up, I'll just endure for a little while. "

Seeing her tightly shut eyes, Master Li's handsome face twitched a few times.

This damnable woman, did she really despise his little brother so much?

One must know that other women were like treasures, they were eager to give it up.

Why was she so annoyed and unpopular when she came here?

In the narrow space, the two of them tightly pressed against each other. In that moment, there was an ambiguous factor that was being fermented.

Lin Moge's eyes were tightly shut. After a long time, she heard a hoarse voice coming from above her head, "Hold him …"

Ah?

Help him up?

Could it be that this fellow wanted her to help him up as well?

Lin Moge could not help trembling, but then she thought, wasn't he like this all day?

From the time they had breakfast, even though he clearly had hands, he still wanted her to feed him.

It seemed that he was starting to torture her again.

Forget it, just pretend he was paralyzed and brainless. She couldn't see anything with her eyes closed.

Helping his younger brother and pouring tea for him were both the same thing.

Yeah, she's just taking care of a patient...

Thinking of this, his heart felt better.

With his eyes still tightly shut, he took a deep breath and held onto his waist with one hand, while the other groped his way into the pants of his hospital gown …

Master Li was startled by her bold move, but immediately understood that she had misunderstood his meaning.

However, he did not explain anything. The corners of his eyes were raised, along with the corners of his mouth, as he revealed a playful smile. He wanted to see just how breathtaking it would be.

However, with such a breathtaking smile, Lin Moge was doomed because she had kept her eyes closed ever since.

"Eh? "How come I can't find it?"

The pants of her hospital gown were too wide, to the point that she couldn't find her target even after a long time. She couldn't help but mutter, "It's really too small, it's simply like looking for a needle in a haystack …"

Looking for a needle in a haystack?

Creak creak creak.

It was the sound of Master Li gritting his teeth.

This damnable woman actually called his little brother a needle!

If a uncle could endure, even an aunt could not!

However, her eyes were still closed, and she couldn't feel the distortions on Master Li's face, so she tried her best to comfort him.

"My words are a bit too direct, but don't mind me. It's been decided since we were young, no matter how hard we try, we can't change it. If you want to maintain a good attitude, you have to face up to this weakness... "There's nothing bad about it if it's small. It's not short and it's profitable, it's small and it's fine, right …"

"Lin Moge!"

Master Li couldn't hold it in anymore. What was this damned woman talking about?

"I'll let you support me!" It's not to support my little brother! "

"Ah?" You... Is that what you mean? That... "Why didn't you say so earlier …"

She faltered, and her little face turned bright red and hot.

Fortunately, he did not touch it. Otherwise, he would have to use his hands hundreds of times today.

Damned man, he was obviously messing with her! Can't you speak more clearly?

Looking at her blushing face, one couldn't help but want to take a bite out of her.

Master Li's mood improved as the dark clouds dispersed and his phoenix-like eyes lit up once more.