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Why me?

I crawled up from the bed, and as soon as I opened the door, something immediately smashed onto my body, I screamed out in fear. I took a look, and saw that it was a fork that was used to fork out clothes, and immediately knew that it was Cao Fangyi who did it without asking, because she was the happiest, laughing while saying to me: "Chen Xi, I've taken my revenge, I forgave you for the matter two nights ago …"

I said, "Did you overdo it?"

"Is that too much?" Cao Fangyi laughed sinisterly, "If I'm too excessive, I'll use water. The moment you open the door, you'll be splashed all over."

I didn't want to argue with this unreasonable woman, so I picked up my fork and put it back on the balcony. Then, I returned and sat beside Fang Liqun, picked up the bowl of rice Xiao Qian helped me carry and gave it to me as I was about to start eating, but when my chopsticks almost reached the plate of Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs, Fang Liqun suddenly used her chopsticks to hold them down, saying, "Oh no, I forgot about one thing …"

I said, "What is it? It's time to eat. Is it okay to eat first? "

Fang Liqun said, "Is it time to drink some red wine to celebrate?"

I said, "What do you want to drink? Who's happy? Let's hurry up and eat!"

Fang Liqun said, "I want to drink."

Xiao Qian said: "I'll go get it. Where is the red wine?"

Fang Liqun shook his head: "No, let Mr. Chen buy it."

I had another objection. "Why me?"

"My stomach, do you want me to go? "I'll take the stairs …"

"You drink red wine with a big belly?"

"You can't drink red wine with a big belly? As long as the amount is appropriate and it is still healthy, you can go and not say a word. "

"I'm not going. I'll be going for at least 15 minutes. The dishes are already cold when I get back …" Xiao Qian didn't know that Cao Fangyi was coming, so she burned three people's food. Now that there's one more person, and the more people like to torture me so much, I think by the time I finish buying the red wine, the food would already be filled with bones and dregs …

Cao Fangyi said: "Who said it would take 15 minutes? If I go, I can settle it in 10 minutes. Do you believe me?"

I smiled and said, "I believe you, so go ahead!"

"I can go, but I can't stand your low opinion of me. Let me tell you, not only can I do it, I can also drive."

This, I really don't believe, walking faster than driving, because there's a twenty-four-hour convenience store just across the block, only a few minutes walking, driving, backing out, driving out, making a big curve across the street, and then buying a big curve and taking the time: "You said, what if you can't?"

"If not, I'll wash the dishes." Cao Fangyi asked, "What if it works?"

I said, "I'll scrub, wash the toilet, and clean my room. I'll have to be supervised until the other person says I'm satisfied. It's the same if you lose."

Cao Fangyi's eyes were wide open as she slapped the table and said: "Deal, give me the car key."

I quickly ran back to my room, took out the car key and gave it to Cao Fangyi: "Go, once you open the door, I will start counting down."

Cao Fangyi took the key, said "Okay", took two steps, then turned around and added: "You can't eat first, you have to wait for me, or else I'll be eaten up by you."

F * ck, why didn't I mention such a request when I was told to go? Stupid. But, it's fine now, I'm happy, because I'm definitely going to win, and I'm not worried about Cao Fangyi driving fast, the road is winding, and it's impossible for me to drive fast …

I looked at the time and patiently waited. Xiao Qian and Fang Liqun did the same as well, and Fang Liqun still looked at me with a meaningful smile, as if she thought I was an idiot but was extremely happy at the same time.

I said, "Fang Liqun, what are you doing? Are you hungry? "

Fang Liqun said: "I'm not hungry, I think it's fun. Hehe, Chen Xi, do you think you can win? Besides, do you think winning is equal to winning? Could it be that he won on the surface, but he actually lost to someone else? Or, let's put it this way, do you think that Cao Fangyi is an idiot? "It's not the first time she's been to our house. It's not that she doesn't know how long it would take to get out of the neighborhood and cross the road, but she promised you."

After hearing what Fang Liqun said, I started to sweat a little. "Really? Could she be borrowing red wine next door? She has to know people, but I haven't known her for so long. Even if I had to borrow her, she had to have some red wine. What if she didn't? Nothing in the next room? Was she that confident? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no In her car? "

"This, I don't know."

"Damn, I remember now. I had it in my car, but she didn't know I had it in my car …"

"Do you have it in your car?" Fang Liqun looked very surprised, "Why is there red wine in your car?"

"Holy shit, it wasn't me who placed it, it was actually just a bottle of poor quality red wine. One time when I went to the shopping mall to buy stuff, I used the bill to draw the lottery, it was something that Cao Fangyi definitely wouldn't know." Cao Fangyi definitely wouldn't know that she sat in my car, but I definitely didn't drive the car to let her see it, unless she's an immortal.

"You're really lucky, but this is very ironic. If your previous luck turned into the one that you will lose today, would it be luck or misfortune?" Fang Liqun sighed, and continued, "Chen Xi, actually, there are many things that are destined, but at the same time not fated. It's fated to be because we all want to obtain it in our hearts. With such a thought in your mind, you have a fifty percent chance of obtaining it at least. "It's not fated, it's because we don't really want to obtain it, so your efforts might not be at full power, but if you overdo it, you will not be able to reap the rewards."

"Why are all of you so philosophical? Fine, even if you have reason, since you said it like that, I will insist. I want to go get it, for example Ling Wei, wasn't I destined to do it in the end? Isn't that right? " You want to persuade me, but I've found a loophole, right? But wasn't it too easy to find a loophole?

Think about Cao Fangyi, her attitude toward you and toward Ling Wei is the same. Then, tell me, according to your understanding and logic, should she also have obtained it? Then, who obtained it in the end? Or have you all lost it? Can't answer? "You think I'm invulnerable? I thought you were immune to poisons, but in reality, both are made of flesh and blood. You would be injured, she would be injured, and everyone would be injured …"

It turned out that it wasn't a loophole, but a trap: "I won't argue with you about this problem, it's the same as first having a chicken or first having an egg, I can't explain it clearly."

"Are you really unable to explain it clearly? "Perhaps, this is the law of nature …"

As Fang Liqun was speaking, Cao Fangyi suddenly came back. Anyone who opened the door without making a sound would only know when they sensed wind. She was empty-handed, but her expression was so cheerful that she said, "What are you arguing about? "What natural law?"

Fang Liqun said, "Chen Xi said, whether there is a chicken or an egg, he cannot explain it clearly, this is the law of nature."

"Who said that?" Cao Fangyi had an expression of opposition, as sshe walked in, he said, "I think there should be chickens and chicks first. Women are the oldest profession. Do you agree? I've never heard of eggs being the oldest. "Well, you can understand it this way. The egg is not the oldest egg, but the chicken is the oldest chicken. That means that the egg was older than the chicken and appeared earlier, don't you agree?"

Fang Liqun was speechless, but Xiao Qian wanted to laugh yet did not dare to. I said: "Isn't that a rogue logic? It's full of contradictions. Are you talking about chickens or humans? "

"Chicken is man, man is man, man is chicken, they are all inseparable. With the poem as proof, there are two or three roosters outside the bamboo, and the spring river water is warm to the chicken." And who knows, chickens crowing in the country in the morning, chickens crowing in the city at night. Look, isn't it? Many animals have a great deal to do with humans, bear men, ox men, and just like you, bird men. This is very contradictory. You have contradictions that you cannot explain and you have contradictions that all people have contradictions that no one has ever heard of. When you have no money, you scold rich bastards, when you have money, you curse poor bastards, when you ride a bicycle, you curse cars that fly by, when you have a bicycle that affects your speed, when you have no power, you curse corruption, you have authority that is even worse than your predecessor … "Defeat …"

If I tried to reason with her, I would spit blood. "I don't want to argue with you, I just want to know, where is your wine?"

"Without red wine, I've lost. Can I lose?" Cao Fangyi handed over the key to me as he said smilingly, "Eat. After eating, I'll wash the dishes and wash the toilet. After that, I'll help you clean up your kennel …"

Suddenly, it was so easy to talk, and he could even laugh?

Honestly speaking, I am very perturbed. Cao Fangyi was laughing so happily, no matter how I looked at it, it looked like he was acting after his conspiracy had succeeded. Just like what Fang Liqun said just now, she knew that she would lose, why would she go? Unless you know I have red wine in my car. And now that she's back empty-handed, she obviously doesn't know I have red wine in my car, and there's no red wine in her own.

No, she took my car key, f * * k, would she do anything to me? A bug? A mini video camera? Or put some guns and ammunition in jail? Not so despicable: "Cao Fangyi, did you do anything to my car?"

"What do you think? You just thought I was a thief before you ate, what do you think I am now? I didn't do anything, okay? " Cao Fangyi gave me a flirtatious glance, and then said with a very sweet voice, "I love to sleep in my house, so do you know how friendly I am with your car? I can't wait to kiss him, can I? Will it? Will it? "Will it?"

I didn't want to waste my breath with her. I could tell from her gaze that she didn't do such a wicked thing. Furthermore, her personality was actually very open and fair.

Fang Liqun said, "Alright, alright, let's temporarily stop the discussion and quickly eat. We're all hungry …"

Xiao Qian said: "Listening to all of you talk is very happy, very funny, haha, very happy, and I also learned a lot of things …"

Cao Fangyi picked up a vegetable stopper and stuffed it into Xiao Qian's mouth, "Eat, little girl sure has a lot of words to say, you're not polite at all …"

I was the fastest to finish my meal, and as soon as I was done I took a chair and sat behind the door. I have to guard the door, because I am afraid that Cao Fangyi will take the chance to escape the moment she finishes eating, and won't live up to the punishment of losing.

Cao Fangyi said: "Chen Xi, do you need to go that far? "Has this old lady not always been this generous in his life?"

I proudly said, "I like to sit. What about it? "You don't like it?"

"Tsk, I'm in a good mood. No matter where you sit, I'll clap and cheer for you even if you sit on the balcony and drink in the northwest wind …"

"That's amazing. Shut your stinky mouth and eat and wash the dishes."

Cao Fangyi did not refute him, and as expected, quickly ate. After Fang Liqun finished eating, she very straightforwardly cleaned up the dishes, brought them into the kitchen, and even brought someone to sing, "When the time comes, let's do it.

Fang Liqun burst out laughing, and of course, Xiao Qian did the same.

This was because this song was very good to begin with. When it was sung through Cao Fangyi's voice, there was no need to mention how awkward it would be. Besides, she had deliberately wriggled her ass into the kitchen. If a woman can sing such a domineering song, then forget it. It was like seeing a muscular man on the street. He was very domineering and very manly. When he went to ask for directions, he found out that the man's voice was that of a baby.