Mike kept complaining into the microphone, only to find out later that Ye Lingtian had hung up the phone long ago.
"Damn, tease my nerves!" Mike turned over, hugged a pillow in his arms, and said happily, "Dear Hanhan, come on, let's continue to sleep and make people."
I never thought that in the dream, Mike and Wu Hanhan finished the prelude, and when they were about to carry out the glorious and arduous task of creating humans, the door was kicked open, and then the lights were brightly lit.
Mike reacted extremely quickly, and the Glock 27 pistol under the pillow was aiming immediately. When the light was turned on, Mike put the pistol under the pillow again, got up and pointed at Ye Lingtian's nose and yelled angrily: "You despicable Ye! What exactly do you want to do? Do you still feel that I am not tired enough! Do you know that I was in love with Han Han just now, the love is deep and the rain is drizzling, and the adultery is strong, no! The love is sincere."
Ye Lingtian was too lazy to talk to him, glanced at Mike's dormitory, found a chair to sit down, and asked puzzledly: "Why don't you sleep on a good bed, why are you sleeping on the floor?"
If you don't mention this Mike, you won't get angry. As soon as you talk about this Mike's complaints, he immediately jumped out, kicked the bed hard, and said angrily: "Ye! Open your eyes and take a good look. Is this also ****? The coffin is even more comfortable than it! I don’t understand how I know you, a miser. I’m an instructor and a distinguished guest from afar. Not to mention that you enshrine Lao Tzu as a Buddha, at least prepare a better bed. ?You should understand that I can't sleep without a big comfortable bed."
"Don't be so fucking hypocritical, don't you sleep in a pig's nest when you're working?" Ye Lingtian rolled his eyes, lit a cigarette, and said seriously, "Mike, something big happened here, someone is going to fuck me .”
Mike smiled brilliantly, clasped his hands together, looked up to the sky, and praised: "Great God, you are finally at work! I praise you! But why didn't you strike him with lightning before that man did it, like this The heinous guy, if you don't get the punishment you deserve, it will damage your reputation of punishing evil and promoting good."
"Stop fucking nonsense, something really happened to me." Ye Lingtian rolled his eyes and said in a deep voice.
Mike was taken aback, took a can of beer from the dilapidated refrigerator, opened it, took a sip, took a pistol from the pillow, and said while playing with it: "The Phantom has started messing with you, I really can't imagine you messing with it this time." Who is the character? Dear Ye, please don't tell me that the Chinese government is going to kill you. If it is true, I have only one suggestion, dodge! Dodge quickly! We are very powerful, but absolutely not So awesome that you can compete with a country."
"I'm stupid, to have a pk with the government?" Ye Lingtian took a deep breath on his cigarette and said, "As a good brother, you have to help me this time."
"Nonsense!" Mike finished drinking the beer and rolled his eyes, "As a brother, there is this life or the next life, who will I help you if I don't help you? Tell me, which group or organization is it, what do I need to do?"
"This is the brother!" Ye Lingtian patted Mike on the shoulder, so moved that he was in a mess, and quickly told the whole story.
Mike shook his head and looked at Ye Lingtian blankly: "Is this the big fucking thing that happened to you?"
"Isn't that big enough?" Ye Lingtian threw the cigarette on the ground, stomped it out heavily, and said through gritted teeth, "I just took the position of head of the Propaganda Department, so I'm going to do this to me. It's a typical example of not letting me live a peaceful life! "
"If you really want to live a peaceful life, you shouldn't be in the Qin Group!" Mike rolled his eyes and curled his lips. It looks like the surface of a lake, I want Shining Light to be the protagonist, but I have no chance."
"Don't talk about these useless things, you have to help me." Ye Lingtian stopped Mike's brain nerves that were about to open again.
Mike stretched his waist, squinted his eyes and looked at Ye Lingtian: "This is such a small matter, can't you handle it all by yourself? Isn't it just Tianhai Chu's family? Now you rush to those guys' bedrooms with a knife. As soon as it hits the neck, I don't believe that the other side can still be hard? Nima, who is not good, it's not the woman of the god of death, uh, Ye, don't look at me with such eyes, you have to not hook up with Qin Xueying , it’s no wonder you’re working so hard.”
Ye Lingtian was too lazy to explain the extremely complicated relationship with Qin Xueying to Mike, so he directly interrupted Mike: "It's been so many years, don't you still understand me? How can I do such a rude thing like forcing people to submit with a knife? I'm a gentleman."
How dare you say it out loud! When I advertised an elegant gentleman, my little heart was beating a little bit. Is your fucking heart going to explode right now? Mike gritted his teeth: "Tell the truth."
"Mike, I'm the person on the scene, you know that I really want to save face, and all the talk at the dinner table is out, if I don't make a bright and blinding advertisement, how can I face the subordinates of the propaganda department?" Ye Lingtian put his arms around Mike's shoulder, and said in a persuasive manner, "Hey, I know your ability. You are very good at playing the piano, and you have achieved much more than being a killer. After so many years of mixing, you must have intersected with people in the art field. Thinking about whether you can use your contacts to invite a director from abroad to help the company shoot a commercial."
Mike turned his head and looked at Ye Lingtian, as if he was looking at an idiot: "You asked the director to shoot commercials? They are all filmmakers, how much is a fucking commercial? Isn't this killing chickens with a sledgehammer? Besides, they can't stop That figure, who the hell has seen a movie director shoot an advertisement?"
"Uh, it doesn't matter if you're not the director. Anyway, I entrust you with this arduous task. All in all, I need to be creative, tasteful, and influential in this commercial. It's best to create an unsurpassed model of commercials." Ye Lingtian Patting Mike on the chest, he said loudly, "I have full confidence in you. This is a great opportunity for you to perform. You must seize it."
Macbeth glanced at Ye Lingtian, and went straight to the crux of the problem: "How much are you going to pay?"
"One million remuneration! Uh, don't look at me like that. It's Huaxia currency. It's already a lot for an advertisement!" Ye Lingtian looked very distressed.
Mike rolled his eyes and asked tentatively, "Can't you float up a little?"
Ye Lingtian shrugged his shoulders and sighed helplessly: "That's all, it's not that I don't take care of you, it's that the company has been really difficult recently."
"Find someone yourself!" Mike Horan stood up, pointing at Ye Lingtian's nose and cursing, "A reward of one million Huaxia coins? It didn't even come to two hundred thousand dollars, you asked me to find a director all the way here Shooting commercials for you, I can't afford to lose that person."
Ye Lingtian tilted his head and thought for a while, then said in a good voice: "Mike, don't get excited, you have to learn to think from a different angle, during the commercial shooting, who is responsible for the reception? It must be you, so you will have time to lead Han Did Han walk around and play? Maybe when the relationship between the two of you heats up, you don’t sleep alone on the cold ground, but hug Xiao Hanhan, and the two of you sleep on the cold ground together, uh, I also Just kidding, I know you have money, you can buy a decent villa, buy a luxurious big bed, and then unscrupulously roll the sheets, start a very sacred human creation plan, but Yuanshen Pharmaceutical is your home Ah, I know you have a lot of affection for this place."
"Get out! I'm only angry about this place!" Mike nodded Ye Lingtian's chest, and said righteously, "The two of us are sleeping on the cold ground. Only a lewd person like you can imagine the relationship between Hanhan and me. So impure, I have pure love for Hanhan in my mind, and I never have any blasphemous thoughts, cut! I can't talk about noble topics with a vulgar person like you."
Ye Lingtian took a deep breath and didn't say anything.
"Stop talking, hurry up and transfer one million to my account." Mike said angrily.
"This is a good brother." Ye Lingtian smiled happily, and quickly turned one million over.
Mike's facial muscles jumped twice happily, he called up a number from his phone, and dialed it.
"Fran, I'm Ida Wangks. I'm in a little trouble in Huaxia. The situation is like this. My friend's company needs to shoot a commercial. You should know my unique aesthetics. Obviously I am very dissatisfied with the advertisements shot by those low-end advertising companies, so I would like to ask you to come over and help me, do you have time?" Mike said slowly into the microphone in an elegant tone.
On the other end of the phone, Edward Fran was a little excited, and said: "My dear Ida Wangks, of course I have time, no matter how busy you are, as long as you open your mouth, I have time, I think this time our Cooperation will be more successful, well, there happens to be a flight to Huaxia in the afternoon, and I think it should be noon when it arrives."
"Well, then I'll pick you up at the airport." Fran's answer was obviously in Mike's expectation, and he was proud of his excellent judgment.
"No need, just tell me what the company is called." Fran laughed.
"Qin's Group." Mike spit out four big characters without hesitation, and hurriedly said, "Fran, I almost forgot, since it was my idea to ask you to shoot a commercial this time, I'm cooperating on a voluntary basis, considering Qin's Group It's just a Chinese company, and the economy has been a little tight recently, so please don't care about the rewards given by the Qin Group, I will send you the money when the time is right."
Fran laughed loudly: "My dear Ida Wangks, for a director of my level, it is obviously very strange to shoot a commercial. Your friend is my friend. This commercial I'll just treat it as a friendly sponsor, um, it happens that the movie at hand is going to be filmed in China, so we'll deal with it together."
"Well, I'll wait for you at the Propaganda Department of the Qin Group." Mike hung up the phone after finishing speaking.