"Wait, why did Xiao Qiu's girlfriend work in your company, and how did you know that you told me clearly, what are you hiding from me?" Lu Shouyi reacted and grabbed Fang Yuan's neck. .
"Let it go, let it go, what are you guessing? My character is not at ease!" Fang Yuan broke his hand.
"I used to feel relieved, but now I feel a little worried." Lu Shouyi let go of his hand depressed.
"Buddy for so many years, do you doubt my character?" Fang Yuan pretended to be heartbroken.
"I don't doubt your character, I doubt the character of all men. No man can be trusted. They are all animals thinking in the lower body." Lu Shouyi disapproved.
"Hey, you are like this yourself, you think everyone is the same as you." Fang Yuan stared in dissatisfaction.
"Others just don't have money with me, they will be the same when they become rich with me." Lu Shouyi said shamelessly.
"I want to be as rich as you, and I won't be the same as you." Fang Yuan said, patting his chest.
"That's because your nature has been suppressed by morality and reason. It is human nature to like beautiful things, and it is also human nature to possess beautiful things. Beautiful things are also beautiful things. It is normal for men to want to possess them. Is it right?" Lu Shouyi's fallacies are different.
Fang Yuan suddenly realized that he was a bit speechless.
Lu Shouyi is even more proud, "Moreover, men have tyrannical factors in their nature. They want to destroy her when they see beautiful things, ravage her, rub her..."
"Okay, don't talk about your misconceptions anymore, just treat me as a person who is bound by morality and reason, okay?" Fang Yuan interrupted him hurriedly, fearing that he would say nothing more.
"Before you were poor, fat and dick, you didn't have the capital, but now it's different." Lu Shouyi squinted at him.
"What is the look in your eyes? I tell you, no matter when, I am not that kind of person?" Fang Yuan said with air.
"Who knows about this? Maybe you will not be human by then." Lu Shouyi continued.
"Do you know what I want to do most now?" Fang Yuan said viciously.
"I told you that you were thinking about it. You want to hit me, right?" Lu Shouyi pushed his non-existent glasses with his fingers.
"You are not Conan, and you don't wear glasses, and don't push with your middle finger. Now I not only want to hit you, but also want to kill you." Fang Yuan strangled his neck.
At this moment, Zhang Xiyue suddenly opened the door again, and the atmosphere was a bit embarrassing for a while.
"I didn't disturb you!" Zhang Xiyue still held a cup in her hand. It was not the disposable paper cup that Lu Shouyi had just poured water, but the cup that Fangyuan placed in the company.
"No interruption, we are just playing around." Fang Yuan reacted and hurriedly let go of Lu Shouyi, and smiled awkwardly.
"Ms. Fang, I will put your water for you?" Zhang Xiyue said, putting the cup on the conference table, and then hurried out.
As soon as she left the meeting room, Zhang Xiyue, who had been cautious, became angry.
"What a scumbag, even if he has a wife and children, he still likes men. Xiao Qiu is really blind. How could he like such a man."
She whispered and walked to her seat at the front desk, and halfway down the road, she suddenly reacted, "Fang Zha is a multi-function plug, and so is Xiao Qiu, is it because Xiao Qiu likes him, then I want to Don't find a man to try it too?"
"It's all you. There are a lot of misunderstandings. Now let Zhang Xiyue misunderstand, right?" Fang Yuan complained when Zhang Xiyue went out.
"What's wrong with me, let me tell you, this is the summary of my many years of experience." Lu Shouyi tidyed up his collar, disapprovingly.
"It's still a summary of experience, so what else have you summed up?" Fang Yuan opened the water glass on the table and took a sip.
"I also summarized why you suddenly became a genius." Lu Shouyi said triumphantly.
"You can sum it up, say it, and listen to it." Of course Fangyuan knew the reason, but he still wanted to hear what Lu Shouyi summed up.
"Because you ate soft rice." Lu Shouyi was holding a Zhizhu, and I had seen you through.
"..., where did I eat soft rice? You don't have a reason today, I really beat you up, and what does eating soft rice have to do with me being a genius?" Fang Yuan asked.
Lu Shouyi didn't care, but continued, "Based on my research on ancient and modern human history, I found that you have one thing in common with certain people."
"Rousseau was taken care of by Mrs. Warren and created "Confessions."
"Voltaire was taken care of by Mrs. Chatelet and wrote "Philosophical Communication"."
"Tchaikovsky was fostered by Mrs. Meke and created "Swan Lake."
"Balzac was taken care of by Mrs. Hansga and created "Comedy on Earth."
"And you were raised by blue color clothes, that's why the robot Dabai was invented." Lu Shouyi came to the final conclusion.
"Fart, where did I be raised by Lan Caiyi? I didn't ask her for a cent." Fang Yuan said angrily.
"Why not? When I was at school, Lan Caiyi invited you to eat and drink, and accompany you to sleep. What did you do to help you raise a child like this? Did you give me a tadpole?" Lu Shouyi despised. .
"And aren't you also a genius after returning from Lan Caiyi?"
Fang Yuan suddenly felt a little speechless. He was a logical genius, but he couldn't help but ironically said, "Why don't you say that rich women are the primary productive force of geniuses."
"It's a good summary, I want to write down this point." Lu Shouyi said seriously.
Fang Yuan laughed angrily by him, "So, the reason why you are not a genius is because you lack a rich woman to support you?"
"I think so too. I'm going to find a rich and good-looking rich woman to take care of me." Lu Shouyi said seriously.
"Pull it down, your mother has been supporting you for more than 20 years, so you are still so stupid." Fang Yuan said immediately.
This time it was Lu Shouyi's turn to have nothing to say. He was a rich, super rich woman, but he didn't see him as a genius.
"I just said there is such a chance, but I didn't say it is inevitable." Lu Shouyi said stiffly.
"Don't talk nonsense with you, I'm going to work." Fang Yuan stood up and said.
"Wait, you haven't told me why Zhang Xiyue is with you? How did you know that she is Xiaoqiu's girlfriend." Lu Shouyi grabbed her.
"It's all you interrupted, a lot of nonsense, I forgot to tell you." Fang Yuan sat down and said the whole story from beginning to end.
"That said, Zhang Xiyue regarded you as me and mistakenly regarded you as Xiao Qiu's concubine, ah, bah, as Xiao Qiu's boyfriend?" Lu Shouyi sat down and thought about it.
"What are you going to do? Go to a showdown with Xiao Qiu?" Fang Yuan asked.
"Don't be busy now, since she didn't tell me, I pretended not to know, and she didn't come to the company to avoid Zhang Xiyue? It happened that I took this opportunity to catch up with Zhang Xiyue, haha..." Lu Shouyi said here. Laughed proudly.
"Are you sure you can catch up with her, really catch up, what about Xiao Qiu?" Fang Yuan knew Yang Qianqiu after all, and they were friends, so she was naturally worried about her.
"What is ok? There is no woman I can't handle with Lu Shouyi." Lu Shouyi glanced at him disdainfully.
"As for Xiaoqiu, of course it's a lot of fun. Isn't this attention from you? How do you say this now?" Lu Shouyi contemptuously said.
"I just talked casually at the time, who knew you really did that?" Fang Yuan felt a little sorry for Yang Qianqiu for having such a bad idea.
"If it hadn't been for your attention, Xiao Qiu wouldn't have gotten me. In general, she also made money." Lu Shouyi said shamelessly.
"I don't care about your troubles, I'll go to work." Fangyuan decided to ignore him, and solve his own troubles by himself.
Looking at Fang Yuan's back, Lu Shouyi whispered: "You don't care about the best, but you manage to do bad things, hehe..." Then he laughed.