339 339 What to do if my wife dies

As a relatively professional Q&A website, not all questions are thought-provoking, but all answers are thought-provoking.

For example, someone asks if you can eat on an empty stomach?

Can I drink water when I am thirsty?

Can I sleep when I am sleepy?

Can I eat shit when I am hungry?

Can walnuts squeezed by the door nourish the brain?

Can oysters be called oysters after they are cooked?

...

There will be professional elites to the above and other questions, from a professional perspective, to give everyone a professional answer.

So when someone asked his wife what to do when she died, professionals gave many suggestions.

For example, inflating and charging his wife.

Buried in the soil waiting for the second harvest.

Quantum acupuncture for father-in-law and mother-in-law to activate the wife's nervous system.

It's all some big takers who give some professional advice.

Of course there are some, thank you, people who are abroad, and it is a pity that they have not responded in time.

The most professional one is to change the original chip for the wife.

Lantian Machinery’s intelligent "Sweeper" is worth having.

All "Sweeper Ji" using non-blue sky machinery brands began to strike and paralyzed one after another.

At the beginning, it was only a reflection of one or two users, but then a large number of hand-operated users and users of Silvo's intelligent sweeping robot reported that their products were not working at all, and it died.

Let you know what you can do, it won't move.

Then began to explode, all condemning the two brands of "Silvuo" and "Love Home".

As a well-known old brand, "Silwo" has the fastest response speed. All users who purchase Silwo's intelligent sweeping robot can get a full refund.

But there is one, disassembled users are not within the scope of return.

Because they sell sweepers, not chips, who knows if there is a problem with the user during the dismantling process, it is reasonable, right?

Those users who bought the "Silvo" machine dismantled dumbly ate coptis, and could not tell the pain, so they could only recognize it by themselves.

This has stopped the loss of "Silv" a lot, but the brand reputation has plummeted, and the Internet is full of condemnation and abuse, and users who cannot return the goods vent their emotions everywhere.

If Silvo's loss is still smaller, then "Loving Home" is a loss to the end. Whoever lets them sell directly is the chip, which is guaranteed by quality.

As a new brand company, Aijia originally wanted to make a fortune in the market share of smart sweepers, but unexpectedly, the company’s warehouse had a large backlog of smart chips.

So I just stopped talking, and prepared to wait for the wind to pass and change the brand to go public. It is not surprising that many companies have done this.

As for losing money and returning goods, it is impossible. Can I vomit out what I eat?

Now the users who used the "Love Home" chip quit, and the Consumer Association receives a large number of user complaints every day.

In addition, there are many well-known people among the users of the game, all of them are on Weibo @Consumer Association. Various news reports and people who eat melons have kept the Baidu index high, which finally attracted the attention of the government.

But when there will be an investigation result, no one knows.

But finally there is a result, everyone can only wait, the situation begins to calm down.

But at this moment, Lantian Machinery formally sued the two companies "Silvuo" and "Love Home".

The previous two companies also quibbleed, claiming that the intelligent sweeping robot was independently developed and Lantian Machinery was made out of nothing and slandered the company's reputation. The company reserves the right to pursue the matter and accompany it to the end.

Now they all huddled up and silent.

So as long as you have a brain, you can see that these two companies have problems. I am afraid that, as "Blue Sky Machinery" said, they have stolen their technology. The key is that "Blue Sky Machinery" is also very good. Stayed behind.

But no matter what, for users, if you fight with gods, mortals suffer, and now it is us who are losing.

Therefore, although the "Lantian Machinery" stands alone, it does not stand alone.

For this reason, the "Blue Sky Machine", which originally thought that the fire would not burn them, was also devastated.

"So I originally planned to go to Deer City in a few days, but it seems that I can only postpone it for a while. Now there are too many chores here." Dad Lan said to Fangyuan on the phone.

"In fact, this problem is also very easy to solve." Fang Yuan thought about it and said after understanding the whole story.

"Do you have a way?" Dad Lan asked happily.

"I can make an online unlocking program to unlock these locked users. As long as they can use it again, they won't have so many opinions and grievances." Fangyuan explained.

The packaging system originally made for Lan Caiyi did not support online networking, and many operating functions certainly cannot be submitted to users.

"This is a good idea." Father Lan was overjoyed.

But then I remembered something, and said: "I'm afraid it still won't work. We are in a lawsuit against Silvo and Aijia. If it can be unlocked online, then they will definitely unlock the products they have produced."

"You don't need to worry about that. We can deal with the program and unlock users who were locked before a certain period of time."

This is also his habit as a game programmer. All code runs will be logged. If something goes wrong, it can quickly locate the problem.

"This is good, but it's still not perfect. Because the chips are burned in batches, it is impossible to sell all of them at the same time. There are still loopholes for them to drill. This time they will not be nailed. It's a chance." Dad Blue considers the problem more comprehensively.

"That's it!" Fangyuan was also a little embarrassed.

After thinking about it: "After the sweeping robot runs, in order to make the user a better experience, there is a self-optimizing function, which can be adjusted according to the user's habits. Can we use this to determine who are the real users."

"Let's add the previous time judgment and it will be perfect." Father Lan is really happy this time.

Unexpectedly, Fangyuan gave a perfect solution with a random call.

What a genius, now he is more satisfied with Fang Yuan, but unfortunately he only has one daughter, otherwise he will marry him.

He doesn't have the key, so he can only think about it.

Father Lan put down the phone and asked the secretary to call Li Zhaofeng over.

"President Lan." Li Zhaofeng can be said to be proud of the spring breeze these days.

It was a winning lawsuit, so he has been consulting professionals these days to calculate how much compensation is needed.

I'm not afraid that I don't have money. I don't have money to pay for it. Anyway, they are hoarding the goods in the warehouse.

The only thing that makes him feel a little annoying is the Internet. Although it has little effect on them, as a new brand, word of mouth is the most important thing. Although they have won the benefits, if the word of mouth is bad at the beginning, It's not worth the gain.

"Do you have any good solutions for things online?" Lantian Heng did not come up with his own solution.

Li Zhaofeng heard the words: "Now there are two ways. One is that we ignore it. Internet users are also the most forgetful group. After a long time, they will naturally forget.

There is another way, that is, after this time, we can carry out after-sales to the users who bought these two products. Of course, this is based on the premise that we have won the lawsuit."

"These two methods are indeed feasible, but they are not perfect. The first method is to forget only those who are good. Those users who are involved in their own interests will not forget them, not to mention that they are all our potential users.

The second method not only requires a lot of manpower and material resources to be invested in the follow-up, but the lawsuit will not be completed for a while. Over time, the company's reputation and reputation will not be greatly affected."Lian Lan Heng immediately found out the shortcomings of these two methods.

It's not that Li Zhaofeng's ability is insufficient. In the case of unequal information, these are already two relatively safe methods.

"What does Mr. Lan mean?" Since Lantian Heng denied his two methods, he must have his plans, but Li Zhaofeng really couldn't think of any other better method.

So Dad Lan said Fangyuan's method.

"So now you send someone to make an announcement, and the time is based on today's node. The users who purchased and used "Silvuo" and "Love Home" before can unlock it online through our official program later." Lantian Heng smiled .

"No, Mr. Lan, add one more, it needs to be pronounced after the court." Li Zhaofeng smiled sinisterly.

The reason for adding this item is just to use the user's eager psychology to put some pressure on some people. After all, it is the Internet age, and the power of public opinion is sometimes very powerful.

"Good idea, then you can do it now." Lantian Heng patted the table and said.

Li Zhaofeng reacted after leaving the office of the chief of mentor. Lantian Heng probably had such an idea a long time ago, but he just wanted to test his ability.