802 Chapter 799: Funny Little Fatty

When the little guy finished singing and hopped and ran down, Fang Yuan hurriedly greeted her and put her in his arms.

"Little baby, you sing so well." Fang Yuan said, holding her on her lap again.

"Of course." The little guy was incredibly proud.

"Her talent for singing must be inherited from me." Lan Caiyi said with a smile beside her.

"Yeah, Mom's singing is also super nice." Fang Yuan nodded in agreement.

"I think it's better for me to sing better." The little guy retorted.

"Children can't be proud." Fang Yuan pinched her little face lightly.

"Sister Xinxin really sings really well." Xiaoshan said with some envy beside her.

Doudou also nodded in agreement.

"You two can sing very well, but you are still kids and you still need to continue to learn. You will definitely sing better in the future." Fang Yuan encouraged by the side.

While they were talking here, Du Tianhao came on stage and it was time for him to perform.

He is also the only one who does not perform singing and dancing.

"I... I'll tell you... a cross talk." The little fat man was also a little nervous, stammering.

"Son, don't be afraid, speak boldly." Lin Qiaoyun encouraged in the audience.

"Yes, you are a man, there is nothing to be afraid of." Du Yutang also came, sitting next to Lin Qiaoyun and cheering for him.

And Du Tianhao's grandparents also came.

The three generations of grandfathers and grandchildren are simply carved out of a mold, just the size.

Perhaps because of the encouragement of his parents, the little fat man finally calmed down.

Then he said: "I... I will tell everyone a cross talk and call my mother."

"Huh?" Lin Qiaoyun in the audience suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Everyone should know my mother.

My mother’s favorite thing is to go shopping for clothes, buy a bunch of them.

My mom wanted to buy something delicious and fun, and she said I was wasting money.

Isn't she a waste of money?

And every time she buys clothes, she is afraid that I will make trouble. She always says to take you to buy food when I buy this one, but one after another.

She didn't know, she had a serious crisis of trust now, and I didn't believe her anymore.

And she always thought that she was very thin, so she never ate a lot of the delicious food that my father made. Once she ate, she couldn't wear the clothes she just bought, and then she started clamoring to lose weight."

Everyone in the audience couldn't laugh, but Lin Qiaoyun didn't stand up to stop her son. Instead, she covered her face with embarrassment.

"And I think my mother doesn't love my father anymore, and doesn't love me either." The little fat man said seriously.

"Why?" the people in the audience roared with a smile.

"Because my mother likes to be skinny, she shouts to lose weight when she has a little fleshy body. Of course, she has never lost weight, but what do these behaviors show?"

"What does it mean?" Everyone in the audience was very happy.

Even Fang Yuan laughed and asked, he had never expected this little fat man to be so funny.

"It means that she likes to be thin. My dad and I grow up like this. Can she still love us? Thinking about it, it's impossible..." The little fat man said, and stretched out his hand to squeeze his belly.

Everyone in the audience was already laughing.

Lin Qiaoyun finally couldn't help it, thinking about getting up several times, but was all held back by Du Yutang, and she gave her a thumbs up.

The little fat man's grandparents are even more unhappy.

The little fat man actually wanted to say something, but seeing Lin Qiaoyun gritted his teeth and stared, he was afraid of offending her mother too hard.

So he hurriedly said: "I feel that my life is threatened, so my cross talk is over."

"It's okay, we will protect you." the audience shouted.

"I don't believe my mother, I still believe you." The little fat man leaned across the crowd and said, then hurried off the stage.

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter again.

"Qiaoyun, what your son said is great, but don't hit him because of this. If you want to hit him, you have to wait until you go home and close the door before hitting." The crowd roared.

The atmosphere of the party reached a climax for a while.

The little fat man is also very smart. After stepping off the stage, he squeezed into his grandfather's arms, just not making contact with his mother's eyes.

That look really made everyone very happy.

"Thank you, Du Tianhao, for bringing us such a wonderful stand-up comedy." The host said on the stage.

Then he couldn't help but laugh.

"Next, we have prepared some simple meals, and there are also some small games for guessing lantern riddles. We will give you some small gifts. Please participate actively."

With the voice of the host, the show finally ended.

Start serving dishes for everyone.

Du Tianhao didn't dare to have a table with his mother, and came to Fangyuan. Adding Xiaoshan, Doudou and the little guy, there were four children at once.

A few others saw it, but luckily they all ran over.

At the end of this table, except for him and Lan Caiyi, all the others are children.

However, the few little guys are very familiar with Fang Yuan, and naturally they have no scruples, eating and drinking, chatting while chatting.

Appetite seems to have improved a lot because of this, and the little fat man is not affected at all, and he is also very hearted.

After dinner, everyone took part in the riddle game.

Lan Caiyi is a master of guessing, not only won the little guy the little rabbit lantern, the little fish lantern, but also Xiaoshan and Doudou got the lights they wanted.

The happy time always passed quickly, and gradually the crowd dispersed in twos and threes, and Fang Yuan led the three little guys back home.

Although Fangyuan is great here, Xiaoshan and Doudou still want to return to their mother.

So Fangyuan could only ask Liang Feibai to send the two of them back.

Of course also bring their harvest tonight.

Watching Xiaoshan happily carrying the rabbit cage out, Fang Yuan glanced back at the orange curled up on the sofa, it seemed that it had been completely forgotten.

However, there are more and more animals in the family, which is not enough.

There were originally two dogs, a cat, and a chicken. Now there are a rabbit and a duckling. If this continues, the family will become a zoo sooner or later.

So think of a way!

Of course Fangyuan decided to find a way without thinking of it himself. When Fang's mother comes back tomorrow, let her consider this issue.

"Okay, the little rabbit is going to bed at night. Don't toss it anymore. Come over and take a bath and sleep with mom." Fang Yuan said to the little guy who was still teasing the little rabbit.

"Dad, can I take the little bunny to sleep with me at night." The little guy came over and asked.

"Of course not, you take the little rabbit to sleep, where do I sleep?" Fang Yuan asked silently.

"You can sleep underground, but no, you can sleep on the sofa. The house is so big, is there no place for you to sleep?" the little guy said plausibly.

"Really? I have a way, do you want to listen." Fang Yuan grinned.

"What way?" the little guy asked happily.

"You can sleep in the hallway outside the house at night, don't you just be with your little rabbit?" Fang Yuan teased her deliberately.

"Okay, okay," the little guy said excitedly.

"Uh……"

Fang Yuan was joking, but she took it seriously and was extremely excited.

That’s not how we talked today!

How do you let people pick up the following words?

"Okay, stop teasing the child, how can you sleep outside? Come take a bath with me." Lan Caiyi walked over.

"But I think it's good to sleep outside." The little guy said innocently.

"There are a lot of mosquitoes outside, which will bite you." Lan Caiyi pulled her into the bathroom.

"What packet? Red packet?"

"Yes, red envelope."

"Wow, I want a red envelope."

"Are you a fool?"

"Hehe, I'm mom's little fool... ..."

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PS: I'm not very comfortable, and I feel so weak and weak. Today is a chapter, sorry.