With Qin Ze's increasingly powerful waist, even if I let off Su Yu once today, I will let off sister Zijin again later. Maybe I can let off many times.
But this kind of remark is at best a joke, mainly because he doesn't dare. My sister just bought a sharp fruit knife yesterday, and there are several expensive kitchen knives in the kitchen. One of them is terliso for cutting bones, which must be very sharp for cutting salted fish.
In the past, he used to joke about brother Cheng and couldn't repeat his mistakes. Maybe in the future, everyone will laugh at him instead of brother Cheng.
Moreover, sister Zijin's conservative thought, even if it's going to be slapped, must meet her parents. When the time comes, he may go to the king's house in the capital.
After drinking Yamazaki water in the cup, Qin Ze wiped Xu Jiazhen out of his mind, and his mood immediately brightened.
To be a good salted fish, you must first learn Ah Q spirit.
Wang Zijin blew a sneer on the balcony for a long time, shivering coldly. After returning to the room, he shrank in the quilt, revealing a small brain.
"Go to bed early!" Qin Ze helped her close the door.
He took off his clothes, put on a bath towel, took clean underwear, and walked into the super luxurious bathroom. The bathroom doors were soundproof. When he opened the door, he heard the rumbling noise of his sister's hair dryer.
Qin Baobao sat on the leather sofa stool, cocking his head and blowing his hair. The slender and tight long legs are exposed from the hem of the bathrobe, close together, slightly bent, reflecting the light, crystal white.
If this long leg is carried out for auction, Qin Ze feels that he has all ten wives.
"Where are your eyes?" Qin Baobao glanced at him and gently rubbed his legs.
In fact, she has known this kind of thing for many years.
That's why she seldom wears silk stockings.
"Pretend to look around." Qin Ze looked left and right.
"Dead." Qin Baobao rolled her eyes charmingly, turned off the hair dryer, and the noise disappeared. She got up from the sofa stool and hid her attractive long legs in the bathrobe. "Take a bath, and the hot water will help you put it away."
"Nice sister." Qin Ze said happily.
My sister twisted her hips and left the bathroom.
Qin Ze opened the curtain, and the hot water was indeed put in the bath. There were still petals floating on it, all of which were dried roses. Others bought dried roses to drink tea, and my sister, a black sheep, bought them to take a bath.
Qin Ze took a ride with his sister and also took a rose bath. Well, there seemed to be essence in the water. He smelled the faint fragrance on the balcony of sister Zijin.
Qin Ze swam and swam in the bathroom, various postures, and diving. Soon after, he suddenly reacted that his sister gave him hot water, which was unscientific and not baby. Then, why did he, a big man, put petals and essence, which was also unscientific and not baby.
There is only one truth: day!
So, he swam to the edge of the bath, took out his mobile phone from his bathrobe, and sent a text message to his sister: "Bao, I have something to ask you. I hope you can answer honestly."
"Bao is your name? Sister." Qin Baobao didn't sleep, so he sent back his message in seconds.
"It doesn't matter whether it's Bao or sister," Qin Ze sent a picture of "look at my face seriously": "I just want to ask, bath water
Before he finished, he gave his sister a chance to confess and be lenient.
My sister was very knowledgeable and replied, "yes, sir, there must be something strange about this."
"What's strange."
"That's the bath water for me and Zijin. Hahahahahaha!"
make love!
My sister sent me pictures of three thumping and laughing.
"Surprise is not surprise, surprise is not surprise?" Qin Baobao was laughing in the room, and her soft flesh trembled in front of her chest.
Qin Ze stared at the mobile phone screen dully, as if he could imagine the proud smile of his sister's little fox at the other end of the screen.
For the first time in my life, I tasted someone else's bath water, but it was still a double set meal.
Yes, he tasted it carelessly while snorkeling.
Now tell me, is this your bath water?
Life suddenly despair.
Qin Ze jumped up from the bathroom, wrapped in a bath towel and killed Qin Baobao's room, but he didn't open the door for a long time, and the door was locked.
"Qin Baobao, come out and I'll kill you."
"So that you can know how terrible a fifteen centimeter magic weapon is."
"If I don't fuck you, I'll take your last name from tomorrow."
"Mom, I'm so angry."
There was a knock on the door.
"You have my last name, not Qin." My sister shrank in the room and didn't forget to roast.
"It's good to have a last name with anyone. Anyway, I'm going to shit you today. Come out and get shit."
"If you don't come out, you'll be so angry." My sister laughed inside.
"Believe it or not, I broke in?"
"Then I'll call my mother and say that you broke into my sister's room in the middle of the night and raped her."
"My brain is shaking..."
"Slightly..."
In the next room, Prince Jin shrunk his head, buried his head in the quilt, and whispered, "fifteen centimeters...?"
......
The next day, the video of Qin Ze's oral performance was posted online.
The number of clicks exploded within an hour, forwarded hundreds of thousands of messages, and increased with terrifying numbers.
As the new year approaches, everyone is relatively idle and has time to surf the Internet.
After this video was posted, countless netizens were stunned.
"This is unscientific, is it false? Is it true that someone can simulate so many sounds at the same time?"
"The world champion of b-box is not as good as him, is it? Are you kidding? It's absolutely false."
"Is this our traditional oral skill?"
"Traditional oral skills are as funny as traditional martial arts."
"Hey, did you find that the content of this oral performance is very familiar?"
Soon someone saw through the truth.
"Isn't it classical Chinese in our junior high school? There are eloquent people in Beijing..."
"Shocked, it's really" oral skills ", which is a big hit."
"Junior high school textbooks have been restored?"
"Sleeping trough, really, 666"
"Is this true or false?"
The young cameraman sat in the office, with dark circles under his eyes, watching the video he sent out. In more than an hour, he received thousands of replies and tens of thousands of forwarding.
Then he saw the reply of netizens and finally opened his doubts.
Suddenly tears came to my face, and I finally got a good sleep tonight.
Then, he crackled typing, and then sent a microblog: "swear by integrity, it's definitely a real eloquence, Mr. Qin is so awesome."
"Impossible. If it's true, I'll eat Xiang live."
"World champions are not so good."
"Boast, hype."
At noon, the official wechat of Tianfang entertainment sent a microblog: the annual meeting was held smoothly, and President Qin gave us an unforgettable oral skill experience. Yes, it's true.
Accidentally, Qin Ze searched again.
#Qin Ze turned classical Chinese oral skills into reality#
In addition to the crazy and cool oral performance, the most important thing is the content of oral performance, which is a familiar junior high school textbook. The topic is too high, and everyone will subconsciously point in when they see the title.
Then a group of people joined in the excitement with emotion: "in my lifetime, I can still see textbooks become a reality", "it's not worth reading in this life", "thank Qin Ze for letting me go back and recite textbooks again", and so on.
Then there are many stars forwarding, and the popularity naturally remains high.
A villa in Shenzhen.
Ge Ling held his mobile phone and sighed like a flower maniac, "Qin Ze is so powerful that he surprises and freshens me every time. I love him to death."
Beside her, Ding Lexin, lying on the sofa with a facial mask, didn't have a good way: "come on, you just want to catch a golden turtle son-in-law, and then be your rich wife."
"Fart, I'm not only interested in his money." Ge Ling said with a smile, "he can play the piano, have oral skills, and be handsome. Even if he has no money, I also want to associate with him."
"I play the piano because of my talent. I can understand why I'm good at it." Ding Lexin was at a loss.
"If you know shit and can play the piano, it means that his fingers are flexible." Ge Ling moved his fingers and beamed: "the flexibility of men's fingers is very important."
"Good eloquence means that he has a smart tongue, which is even more important." Ge Ling solemnly taught her best friend, "a pair of flexible hands with a flexible mouth will definitely make you fly."
"Get out of here!" Ding Lexin picked up the pillow and smashed it at her.
Ge Ling caught the pillow and rolled on the sofa: "but what should I do? Qin Ze is so hard to fish. I almost didn't send him naked photos, and he didn't know to call me. In order to fish for this golden son-in-law, I haven't had a boyfriend for half a year. Na, Xiaoxin, sleep with my sister tonight, and I'll send it to you."
Ding Lexin didn't bother to talk to her and twisted her little ass to her room.
Bang!
Close the door.
A few seconds later, he opened it again and poked his head out: "Ge Ling, don't blame me for not reminding you. Qin Ze is a person you can't control. You can control ordinary local tyrants at most. Also, his sister is so hot and beautiful. You can imagine her aesthetic outlook. Don't go to South Korea to try?"
"I'm not going, sister. My appearance is enough to mix with the entertainment industry. Why go to Korea and recite negative news?" Geling kept rolling.
Also seeing Qin Ze's oral skill performance, there is another comrade, who is called by the Jianghu: Master Feng!
In the luxury hardbound apartment, Mr. Feng stood in front of the mirror and looked at his shirtless upper body. He was lean and vigorous, and his muscle lines were perfect. During this time, he worked hard in the gym, turning his previous small belly into six abdominal muscles.
Mr. Feng hasn't spent half a year drinking and drinking. He made these changes in order to catch up with the goddess Qin Baobao.
After learning that Qin Ze was controlled by his sister, Mr. Feng experienced the stage from "high morale" to "disheartened". During that period, he was particularly desperate, because he found that no matter how hard he tried, he could not surpass Qin Ze.
The difference between the rich first generation and the rich second generation.
The rich generation is a capital cow, and the rich second generation is a father cow. There is no comparison.
During Feng childe's depressed days, he used to drink to relieve his worries every day, and even his girlfriend was too lazy to snap.
He called Huang Yichong and cried: Lao Huang, my brother is suffering, just like drinking American coffee.
Huang Yichong asked him what happened.
Feng Gongzi said, I love Qin Baobao deeply, but Qin Ze is a sister, and I can't compare with him. I never hope to catch up with my goddess in my life. By the way, don't disclose this matter, or the goddess will turn against me.
Huang Yichong said that I had known for a long time that Qin Ze was in charge of this matter. But what does this have to do with your pursuit of Qin Baobao? They are sister and brother. He doesn't even have the qualification to become your rival in love.
Mr. Feng suddenly opened up. He thought, yes, what if Qin Ze is a sister controller? Why should I be tough with him? What I pursue is Qin Baobao, as long as Qin Baobao is not a brother controller.
I don't know why. When he knew that Qin Ze was a sister, he subconsciously regarded Qin Ze as a love enemy that must be eradicated. He always felt that if Qin Ze was not excellent, Qin Baobao wouldn't like him.
So during this period of time, he tried his best to improve his external beauty and make his body strong, from an over indulgent Playboy to a sunny man.
He is approaching the image of Qin Ze.
"Boss, the director is waiting outside." The assistant knocked on the door and shouted outside.
Childe Feng's honest voice: "I know, let's go to heaven now."
Young master Feng thought that the cold bench was enough for him.