Qin Ze cocked up his ears to listen to the movements in the kitchen and mended the picture by himself. At this time, the old mother scolded with her hips on her hips, and the old man bowed down with a headache and nervous explanation. The dignified image disappeared!

I really want to rush in and take photos, hahaha!

Other people's children are eager for their parents to respect each other and love each other all their life, but Qin Ze knows that their parents quarrel... No, their parents won't quarrel. Generally, their father was scolded unilaterally. At first, the old man was opposed to his uncle's business, and felt that he couldn't connive at his uncle, but Qin's mother loved her brother dearly, and was afraid that he would really be chased into the Huangpu River. Don't look at the law society now, which was yelled every day, put aside more than a decade ago, The loan shark is like a Gangster (harmonious) gang. He is extremely vicious.

Qin Ma cried and scolded. All night long, the old man was fed up with it. He ran to his son's room and occupied his little bed. Xiao qinze dared not complain, and happily threw himself into his sister's arms and slept on her fragrant bed all night.

Before long, the house was sold.

Eh, it's been a long time. Why haven't you quarreled yet?

My mother has a good temper, so I can't bear it if she's a wife, right? You must question loudly.

Could it be that the old man's eloquence is the same as his own 666, and a clever tongue comforts his mother?

"Liar, where there is a quarrel." Qin Baobao craned his neck and nervously paid attention to the movement in the kitchen. It was calm.

Wang Zijin and Su Yu did not comment on the matter, but looked at Qin Ze with questioning eyes.

"No, it's bound to quarrel. I'll count three, two, one..."

"Bah, do you think so? Do your parents quarrel?"

Just then, the old man came out of the kitchen door and waved, "Azar, come here and help your mother cut some vegetables. She can't spare time."

Qin Zeyi looked at his father's face and felt something wrong. Eighteen years of experience in being beaten professionally made him have an intuition similar to a woman's sixth sense.

Qin Baobao arched him with his big ass, "go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Qin Ze was confused. When he stood up, his sister kicked him in the ass.

Needless to say, Su Yu came home on the eve of the Spring Festival, and her sister felt that her territory had been occupied by flirtatious Jian goods outside.

So he poured his anger on him.

Qin Ze went into the kitchen. Seeing her graceful figure in those days, Qin Ma you stood by the cutting board and cut vegetables.

"Mom, I'll help you." He walked over.

Qin Ma smiled, "No."

"Bang!"

In the soft sound, the kitchen door closed.

Qin Ze turned his head and saw the old man staring at him like water, and his heart suddenly burst.

I may... Be in trouble!

Or maybe I went into the kitchen in the wrong way, but the old man certainly wouldn't give him a chance.

The kitchen is quite spacious, with mom in front and dad behind. Qin Ze made sandwich cookies for his parents.

"Dad, just now I was joking with mom. Forgive me." The witty Qin Ze directly admitted his mistake. It's useless to be hard spoken. It's impossible to be reasonable. He won't be reasonable in his life. If it's useful to be reasonable, why do you need Dad's magic weapon.

"Pa!"

Without saying a word, the old man shaved his scalp.

"Dad, why did you hit me during the Spring Festival?"

Qin Ze was subconsciously beaten and stood at attention. He hated this damn instinct.

Spicy old radish is really heavy.

The old man didn't speak, and the second slap came over.

Qin Ze blocked it.

"Mom, look, dad hit me again." Qin Ze asked his good mother for help.

After the third slap of the old man was cut, Qin's mother made a sound in a timely manner and whispered, "don't hit the child, it won't solve the problem."

Qin Ze cried, "maybe I'll marry my daughter-in-law in a few years. Dad can't always do things."

"Marry a wife?" The old man sneered, "how many do you marry? How many do you want to marry? Qin Ze is good at it. If you step on two boats, you won't be afraid of splitting your legs too much and pulling eggs?"

"Cough!" Qin Ma coughed twice, indicating her husband's civilized use of words.

The old man snorted coldly, "I ask you, what's the matter with Su Yu? What's the matter with Prince Jin? Who is your girlfriend in the end."

Qin Ze: "......"

After calving, he can basically make up the conversation between his parents in the kitchen:

"My son found a girlfriend, so happy."

"Yo, my son also found a girlfriend, so happy."

"My son's girlfriend is Prince Jin, and you."

"My son's girlfriend is Su Yu."

"Hehe, we only have one son?"

"Yes, kill him!"

When I was writing the script just now, I must have written the wrong name. The original name was "a frank pit for Comrade Qin Jianzhang", which was wrongly written as: "today I will die in a fancy way"

This year can't pass.

Qin Ze's heart is cold.

The old man pointed at him and said angrily, "if you don't explain this clearly today, you can't imagine what I will do to you."

What a terrible line.

Qin Ze felt like a dog cornered. He had no choice but to bite.

I have to find a way to save myself. I can't say such a thing if I die.

It's a joke. My mother's girlfriend and my father's girlfriend don't match the model. I can't argue.

"System, it's time for you to come out. Come on, help me figure out what I can do." Qin Ze has a communication system in his mind.

If there is no task, the system basically doesn't speak. When it's low, it may be desperate for the saltfish host: forget it, the host is happy, and the task doesn't matter!

Such mentality.

System: "sorry, host, in this case, unless there is a hanging force system to help you forcibly reduce your parents' IQ, you don't want to fool the past at all. Although your heart desire is very strong, the system won't release impossible tasks. Host, take care, goodbye!"

Qin Ze: "...."

Dog take it low force system, you are out to be funny.

In despair, Qin Ze's brain twitched and said, "but I want to die!"

In response to him, the old man slapped his hair into chicken feathers.

"Dad, don't fight, don't fight, I've done it all." Qin Ze is very flexible.

"Sister Zijin is my girlfriend. There is nothing wrong with that. Su Yu..... Is also my girlfriend."

The old man slapped up again. Qin Ze stepped back and explained, "listen to me slowly."

Qin's mother behind her knocked over with a sudden chestnut. She was rarely angry: "say it quickly."

Finally, I was mixed doubles.

Qin Ze rubbed his head, and his brain ached.

"The matter between Su Yu and me, speaking of old dog blood, is to delay things after drinking. After the stock market crash, we made a lot of money. That night, the company organized a party, everyone was very happy, drank a lot, Su Yu was drunk, of course, I also drank a lot, I sent her home. After sending home, I wanted to go back, but Su Yu said she liked me, liked me very much, and then..... You know!"

"I know your sister!" The old man waved his hands to his son and said angrily, "you use drinking as an excuse, even if it's the first time. Why do you still maintain a relationship now? You have a girlfriend and she also has a boyfriend. What's the nature of this? You had to criticize it decades ago, you know."

What annoys him most is this. It's a very bad nature to step on two boats.

"What boyfriend?" Qin Ze was confused.

"Doesn't Su Yu have a boyfriend?"

"Who said that?"

"Your sister and Zijin."

Qin Ze: "...."

It turned out that while he was hiding in the kitchen, there had been a fierce fight in the living room. Looking at the posture, his little teddy was completely defeated.

Playing tricks, Su Yu really can't fight sister Zijin. She may not even fight sister Bao.

"Dad, Su Yu has no boyfriend." Qin Ze explained while parrying his father's slap.

"What?" The old man slapped and stopped.

"Su Yu has no boyfriend, I promise."

"How did Zijin and your sister say she had."

"Maybe, maybe... It's a misunderstanding."

What can he say? The palms and backs of his hands are all meat. He can't say: sister Zijin and your daughter are working together in the Black family.

"Seriously?" The old man looked surprised and suspicious.

Qin Ze nodded vigorously, "I swear."

Qin Ma squinted and made it clear. If her son was telling the truth, then Zijin and the baby would be interesting. The hostility was obvious... Zijin, a girl, couldn't see it. She was quite a dignified and clever girl, tut tut!

Of course, the old man can think of what Qin Ma can think of. He was shocked. He always thought that Zijin was very dignified and gentle, but he didn't expect to trip up secretly.

The old man remembered the impeccable performance of Prince Jin just now, which made this girl powerful.