“How do we stop him?”
Xiao Lu thought for a moment and saw the two children beside the adult. He suggested, “He’s with two kids. Let’s reason with them and ask them to stop him!”
The woman in the distance had stars in her eyes about to overflow, and Xiao Long frowned, “No, that’s too slow. We must take action immediately!”
Ning Ji and Ning Yi were already six years old. They looked exactly alike, and even their mother couldn’t tell who was the older brother and who was the younger brother without them speaking. Ning Ji and Ning Yi often played this game, with Ning Ji claiming to be Ning Yi’s younger brother and Ning Yi claiming to be Ning Ji’s older brother. Watching the adults believe them, they would return to their room and laugh all day!
They played this game every day, but gradually, they found it no longer fun. Their parents were too busy and rarely took them out to play. Others were afraid of losing them, so they didn’t dare take them out. Since birth, Ning Ji and Ning Yi had only been out of the Ning family a few times. Despite the large mansion, the two children felt bored.
Their favorite person was their second uncle because he always appeared on the teleportation platform, claiming to be going to the Spirit Clan one moment, the Orc Clan another moment, and the Dragon Clan yet another moment. Their second uncle, who traveled around all year, was the person they admired the most, and they wished they could go to those places with him.
Today, their dream came true. The second uncle, whom they hadn’t seen for a whole year, suddenly appeared at their home and said he would take them out to eat something delicious!
The two children were extremely excited, and they wanted to chatter non-stop, but their second uncle said he didn’t like noise. So, they widened their eyes and watched carefully, occasionally exchanging whispers when their second uncle wasn’t paying attention.
In fact, the two children didn’t have high expectations for the food. They just wanted to see more outside and have fun. However, the places their second uncle brought them to were so cool! They were in a spatial rift, and there were several people queuing up! The two children had never stood in a queue before – they were so excited! It’s going to be so much fun!
They looked left and right, at the people queuing in front of them, and then at the people queuing beside them.
Ning Yi: “Big brother, is that the Orc Clan?”
Ning Ji looked over, and behind an adult was a long tail swaying and fluttering. He exclaimed, “Such a long tail!”
The adult in front of them heard their voices, turned around, and glanced at the two children. The two children covered their mouths. After the person turned away, they saw the shock in their eyes.
Ning Ji: “Little brother, such a long nose!”
Ning Yi: “Yeah, so long, big brother!”
It was the first time the two children had come out to see so many people, and they found everyone fascinating. At this moment, they noticed two other children walking towards them.
“Hello.”
Ning Ji and Ning Yi greeted the two children, who were their age, with excitement. However, when they saw the expressions on the two children’s faces, they took two steps back. Wow, they look so fierce, like teachers giving them a lesson.
Xiao Lu and Xiao Long politely nodded at the two kids, then walked past them to face a boy and a girl. Xiao Long placed Xiao Lu behind him and used a loudspeaker to shout, “The person with blue hair, we’ve seen through your methods. Stop hurting this sister immediately!”
Ning Yun, who was signing autographs for fans, touched his newly dyed lake-blue hair and thought, Hurt?
He looked over at the two kids standing not far away – a boy with black hair and black eyes, with small horns on his head, and a girl with green hair and green eyes. They were none other than the two cute kids who had suppressed his hot searches.
He quickly found his two nephews and found that they were no less impressive. A smile appeared on his face as he quickly finished writing the last part of the autograph and signed his name. He said to the fans, “Excuse me, someone is looking for me. I’ll go check it out.”
Under his smile, the fans were already fascinated and could only nod continuously.
Xiao Long and Xiao Lu glanced at each other and thought that the sister was not doing well. Xiao Long used the loudspeaker again and said, “Uncle with blue hair, stop seducing this sister! Your actions will cause great harm to her family! Her children will lose their father and mother. You are doing something bad!”
Ning Yun: Seduce? Doing something bad? What’s going on?
Although the people queuing around were not Ning Yun’s fans, when they heard the girl call out Ning Yun’s name, they naturally knew his identity. Now, upon hearing the explosive accusations from the kids, they immediately took out their communication devices to record it.
The female fan blushed and quickly stood in front of her idol to clarify, “It’s not like that. The situation isn’t like what they said. Husband, no, Mr. Ning was just giving me an autograph!”
Xiao Long and Xiao Lu stared at the woman, and both blurted out “husband”! They knew that “husband” was the special term for the mom to refer to the dad!
Xiao Long and Xiao Lu asked, “Sister, is this man your husband?”
Noticing the cameras around them, the female fan quickly shook her head. No way, “husband” was just their affectionate nickname for their idol among their group of fans. If she dared to say that the idol was her real husband in front of everyone, the other wife fans would tear her apart!
Xiao Long and Xiao Lu were puzzled. If he wasn’t her husband, why would she call him that? Could it be… this man had already ruined this woman’s family!
At that moment, a voice came from behind Xiao Long and Xiao Lu: “Don’t bully our second uncle!”
Two children who looked exactly alike ran over and stood between Xiao Long, Xiao Lu, and Ning Yun.
Ning Ji: “You’re not allowed to bully our second uncle!”
Xiao Long: “He is your second uncle? We didn’t bully him!”
Ning Yi pouted on the side and said, “We all saw it! You were pointing that big thing at Second Uncle and shouting. Plus, the two of you were ganging up on one person, which is not honorable! If you’re brave enough, come at the two of us!”
Xiao Lu raised her head proudly, “Why should we come at you? It was your Second Uncle who seduced that sister!”
Ning Ji retorted, “You’re talking nonsense! My Second Uncle didn’t… seduce anyone!”
Xiao Lu insisted, “I’m not talking nonsense!”
Ning Ji countered, “Yes, you are!”
….
Ning Yun on the side couldn’t help but find it all laughable. He was just signing autographs for his fans, and now they accused him of seduction? If it were two adults saying this, he wouldn’t let them get away with it, but unfortunately, it was just two kids. Arguing with them would make him seem petty, but ignoring the situation left him feeling frustrated. Fortunately, his two nephews stood up for him and confronted the situation bravely.
The commotion outside the door was too loud, and Tu Linlin quickly came out. As soon as he stepped out, he overheard the argument between Xiao Lu and another kid. He couldn’t believe what these two kids were saying. What on earth were they accusing him of?
“Xiao Lu! Xiao Long, come back!” Tu Linlin called out. The two kids, still indignant, snorted at Ning Ji and Ning Yi, hurriedly ran to Tu Linlin’s side. At this moment, Tu Linlin also recognized the person with blue hair as the famous star Ning Yun. The two kids beside him must be his nephews. Looking at the woman holding a notebook on the side, she understood everything. It was evident that the big star was just signing autographs for his fans, and his own kids mistakenly thought it was something else!
This… this was simply too outrageous! If those two kids weren’t his own, Tu Linlin wouldn’t know how to handle the situation!
Since it involved the two kids, Tu Linlin didn’t dare to make decisions on his own. So, he said to Ning Yun, “Mr. Ning, the two kids don’t understand and spoke without thinking. I’m really sorry!” Ning Yun smiled gracefully and pretended to be magnanimous, “Indeed, they are just kids. I was simply signing autographs for my fans, but I didn’t expect to be misunderstood by these two little ones.”
While he said this, he appeared to be looking at Tu Linlin, but in reality, he was signaling to those who were recording with their phones that he couldn’t clarify the situation right now. If this video got out, he wouldn’t know how much effort it would take to explain the truth.
Tu Linlin smiled awkwardly, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”
From behind Tu Linlin, Xiao Long stepped forward and asked, “Why did that sister give you her number?”
Ning Yun felt awkward. Taking advantage of fans was a common thing for celebrities, but being caught in the act was not something to be proud of.
Before Ning Yun could reply, the female fan hurriedly said, “It was voluntary on my part. Ning… is my idol, and I wanted to give him my number willingly.”
Xiao Long and Xiao Lu still didn’t fully understand, but from the reactions of those around them, they knew they had done something wrong. Feeling a moment of panic, their first instinct was to run away. They took a couple of steps back, but Xiao Long grabbed Xiao Lu’s hand and said, “Let’s apologize.”
So, the two of them encouraged each other and walked out from behind Tu Linlin. Looking at the tall and handsome man, they said, “Uncle, we’re sorry!” They even bowed sincerely.
Xiao Long felt guilty and said, “I’m sorry, Uncle. It’s all my fault. I misunderstood you. Please punish me!”
Ning Yun thought, “I wish I could punish you and make you trend immediately, but can I?”
With a light and indifferent smile, Ning Yun said, “It’s okay, you’re still young.”
Xiao Long felt extremely guilty; he had spoken without understanding the situation, and now he felt like a bad kid! After some thought, he pulled Xiao Lu and rushed into the store. The onlookers, witnessing the explosive topic turn into a misunderstanding, put away their phones. Tu Linlin stepped forward and said, “Please delete any footage taken on your phones. It concerns Mr. Ning Yun’s reputation. Please cooperate!”
At this moment, Bai Xianzhi, who had been observing the situation and saw the two kids running out with something in their hands, sensed that something was amiss. He came to the store entrance and could only see the view of Wutong Lane; he had no idea what was happening outside. Trying to remain composed, he said, “Linlin, come inside first.”
Tu Linlin, busy checking if customers had deleted the videos, didn’t doubt the boss’ words and quickly went inside the store. “Boss, what’s going on?”
Seeing him, Bai Xianzhi let out a sigh of relief. “Tell me what happened.”
….
Tu Linlin explained the situation, and at that moment, Xiao Long led Xiao Lu to Ning Yun and handed him his favorite coconut milk and sandwich, saying, “Uncle, I’m sorry. This is my favorite coconut milk and sandwich, for you!”
Ning Yun felt a bit repulsed but put on a smile as he took the items and handed them to his two nephews, saying casually, “Okay, I’ll take them.” Xiao Long and Xiao Lu felt relieved.
Ning Ji and Ning Yi looked at the strange things in their hands, wondering how to eat them.
Seeing their confusion, Xiao Long and Xiao Lu quickly opened the packaging for them. As they saw the two of them eating the sandwiches and drinking the coconut milk bite by bite, the two little ones couldn’t help but swallow their saliva. They only had one sandwich and one coconut milk each for the whole day.
Trying to avert his gaze, Xiao Long nervously asked Ning Yun, “Uncle, have you forgiven us?”
Ning Yun replied, “Yes, I have.” Yeah, right! I’d forgive you if you promise not to snatch my hot searches again!
Meanwhile, Bai Xianzhi, after hearing the whole story, was speechless. He asked Tu Linlin to invite Ning Yun and the female fan inside, and he personally apologized. As a gesture of goodwill, he prepared a table of delicious food as compensation. Before leaving, he fulfilled Ning Yun’s request and posted a group photo of the four little ones on the official account. Although he didn’t know the intention behind it, it seemed harmless to him, so he did as requested.
….
After leaving Three Thousand Food House and returning to the Soul Clan, Ning Yun eagerly opened his communication device. The truth was, the online insults and accusations against him were much worse than what the children at Three Thousand Food House had said. However, he didn’t really care about the apologies he had received. One thing he appreciated was that the food at Three Thousand Food House was really delicious, and he wanted to go back again sometime. Of course, he couldn’t let the relationship get too tense!
The most important thing was that his purpose for this trip was achieved! Through the help of others, the news about Three Thousand Food House’s cute kids reached the public. He wanted everyone to know that the real adorable kids were from his family!
Eagerly opening his communication device, Ning Yun indeed saw that Three Thousand Food House’s news about the cute kids was trending at tenth place. He smiled proudly, but as he scrolled further, his whole body stiffened.
#Ning Yun appears at Three Thousand Food House, suspected of seducing married women?#
Didn’t they delete all the videos? How is it still being spread?
Just then, his assistant called, “Yun Ge, quickly check online! You’re finally trending in first place!!”
He finally made it to the top of the trending list, but it was in this way…
The Time-Space Forum was flooded with discussions about Ning Yun and Three Thousand Food House’s news. “Ning Yun seducing married women?” This headline was truly sensational, and countless people clicked into the article. After watching the video, they realized it was all just a misunderstanding. The sight of the black-haired and black-eyed little boy warning with a megaphone, and Ning Yun, who usually appeared elegant and proud on screen, showing a bewildered expression, left countless netizens in fits of laughter!
【”Hahaha, it’s so funny! I’ve never seen Ning Yun make such an expression! Good job, little kid!!”】
【”Hahaha, I’ve used up my year’s worth of laughter today! The invincible Ning Yun in the entertainment industry was defeated by a little kid! Hahaha!”】
【”Who is this kid? He’s amazing! At such a young age, he knows about seduction and even used a megaphone because he knows his voice is small! Hahaha, this kid is so entertaining!”】
【”Hahaha, my head is going to explode from laughing so much! This might be the biggest joke of the year!”】
【”Haha, this joke will keep me laughing for a whole year! Everyone, keep this ‘Seduction Gate’ going!”】
【”Hahaha, Seduction Gate, hahaha, the comment above had me in stitches!”】
In the midst of laughter on the internet, someone edited the video clip of Xiao Long using the megaphone to address Ning Yun and made it into a GIF, which quickly went viral. Ning Yun, who was already famous, became even more widely known. If you asked someone on the street, “Do you know Ning Yun?” a large portion of the replies would definitely be, “Oh, I know! He’s the male celebrity involved in the Seduction Gate!”
Some people even conducted special interviews. After watching them, Ning Yun fell into contemplation. After a long time, he came to a conclusion: This generation of netizens isn’t good! They really aren’t! Their judgment is so poor. How can’t they see the shining points on him?
Whether Ning Yun had shining points or not, Bai Xianzhi didn’t know. But he did know that his son, Xiao Long, had become very popular. Moreover, he became popular in an extremely charming way. If Xiao Long had been a mischievous child in the video, that would have been alright. However, he spoke with reason and even realized his mistake in the end, bowing and apologizing, and finally offering his favorite snacks!
With such a well-behaved child, how could netizens not exclaim about his cuteness! He was simply too adorable and sensible! Even though he made a mistake, his attitude in admitting it was good, and his intention was to protect the female fan. A large group of “Mom Fans” emerged online, calling out in joy for “Xiao Long”!
This was not the end of it; what left Bai Xianzhi speechless was the fact that his own son had apparently gained “girlfriend fans”! Can you believe it? Little Long is only five years old! How can he have a girlfriend? He’s still drinking milk every day!
A large group of women online were calling his five-year-old son “little husband” and even posted pictures of their boyfriends or husbands appearing indifferent and driving away someone who approached them, as if they were imitating Xiao Long’s actions. In no time, Xiao Long became an online model boyfriend, with countless women expressing that Xiao Long’s “boyfriend power” was off the charts, and they should all find a boyfriend like him!
Bai Xianzhi: “…” Isn’t driving someone away a normal thing? How does using a megaphone to shout make him a model boyfriend? Women’s minds are really hard to understand!
In the end, this incident didn’t cause much harm to Ning Yun, but Xiao Long and Xiao Lu still made a mistake. Bai Xianzhi punished them by having each of them copy five big characters from a book as their penalty, and the two little ones accepted it without bargaining or making a fuss.
Watching the two little ones walk upstairs, Bai Xianzhi also realized another issue. Xiao Long and Xiao Lu were from the Three Thousand Worlds, while he was from the Hua Country. Just like what happened this time, even if they were right at the store’s entrance, he still couldn’t know what happened to them, let alone help them resolve any problems. If, in the future, they encounter something in the Three Thousand Worlds that requires their “dad” to appear, how can he do that? How can he protect them?
Before this, Bai Xianzhi didn’t think there was a problem with him not being able to go to the Three Thousand Worlds, but now he urgently wanted to resolve this matter. He must go to the Three Thousand Worlds!
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