"Eh! Beauty!"
Seeing a beautiful woman and running away, Jia Wenxuan is a little anxious, beautiful women are not difficult to see, but such a delicate beautiful woman is absolutely impossible to meet. At the moment, he didn't care about looking for a parking space, so he opened the car door and walked down. He was about to go forward to chase the beauty, but both hands were on his shoulders.
Jia Wenxuan was taken aback and turned his head to look, but saw two middle-aged men dressed as plainly as rural farmers standing on his left and right, one hand on his shoulder, his face couldn't tell how beautiful.
Jia Wenxuan wondered who these two goods are? Don't you know me? MD, delaying finding a beautiful woman, immediately cursed: "Who are you guys?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, and Jia Wenxuan immediately persuaded: "Heroes forgive me!"
One of the men asked him in a deep voice, "Why did that girl look for you just now?"
"She, she asked me for directions, and asked me where there are the most people around here."
"What did you say?"
"I said there are many people in the Bird's Nest. Tonight Mu Qingcheng will hold a concert in the Bird's Nest. There are 100,000 people." Jia Wenxuan said weakly: "Big brother, this, is this making a movie?"
The middle-aged man did not answer him, but asked, "The bird's nest? Where is the bird's nest?"
Jia Wenxuan was taken aback and laughed aloud: "Hahahahaha, brother, are you too funny? You are a Chinese standing in front of the bird's nest but don't know where the bird's nest is?"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was another pain in his shoulder. Jia Wenxuan shrank his head and raised his finger to the bird's nest not far away: "Where is there, right there, that beauty is going over there. "
After getting a satisfactory answer, the two finally took their hands away from Jia Wenxuan's shoulders, and then ran forward with quick steps.
Jia Wenxuan's mouth twitched while sitting back in the car and cursed: "Damn, it's really bad for blood mold. I've got these two neuroses, and even the beautiful woman is lost and unhappy."
After that, he started the car to leave. He was in a fit of anger and stepped on the accelerator pedal. The acceleration of the sports car was extremely fast, and the speed of the watch was 60. However, this is the city, so he dare not really. Driving so fast, I was about to slow down, but I saw two people rushing out from somewhere, and they stopped in front of his car.
The acceleration was too fast, and the appearance of the two people was too abrupt. Jia Wenxuan couldn't react for a while, and even forgot to step on the brakes in a daze, and rushed towards the two people. The passers-by and the driver who drove by the side looked dumbfounded. When the car was about to hit the two people in front, the two people actually kicked towards the car that rushed.
Kick the accelerating sports car with your foot. Isn't this the light in the latrine?
Everyone thought that the two were crazy, but the picture that appeared in front of them in the next second completely subverted their three views.
Only hearing a "bang", the car collided with the two people without any accident, and the two kicked feet steadily kicked on the front of the car. However, the two people were expected to be hit by the car. The crash did not appear, but the car made a dull sound, and then it was nailed to death.
When people saw the two people kicking the front of the car, they stepped down again. Those two feet seemed to be not human feet, but elephant feet. They actually stepped on the front of the accelerating sports car. Go down. The front tire of the sports car exploded in an instant, and the front of the car was pressed down at the same time, the rear body of the car was tilted up like a seesaw, the rear wheels were still rotating, and the front cover of the car had been stepped on by the two feet of the two. .
This scene stunned everyone. The originally noisy street suddenly became quiet like a ghost. Everyone looked at the scene in front of them with a bewildered expression. Their eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, undoubtedly pinching their own flesh. , I just want to tell myself that this is a dream after I can't feel the pain, but the pain tells them that all of this is true, and no matter how much it hurts, they can't pull them back from the shock to reality.
This Nima... let's make a movie! ! ! !
Yes, everyone thinks so, but they can't see the camera and staff when they surround themselves, and there is no drone flying in the sky. This Nima is very unscientific.
Am I crazy or the world is crazy?
Everyone is dumbfounded, and Jia Wenxuan is undoubtedly the most dumbfounded among this group of people. He now has the heart that wants to cry. He thought that Lu Yumei was not lonely tonight, but he didn’t want to meet two first. Uncle neurosis, now there are two humanoid Terminators, Nima rushed out and showed that her car was two feet, banging, and the front of the car was squashed! The tires have been stepped on and blown up!
I, Nima, this is someone who has provoke someone!
However, there was always a lot of anger in his heart, and he still urged not to want it. The two people in front of him were too terrifying. He didn't dare to make trouble at all. He didn't even dare to get out of the car. However, he did not move. It was impossible for the two of them to stay still. As soon as they raised their legs, the cocked tail of the car fell again, and the rear tires fell heavily on the ground with a muffled bang, shaking. Jia Wenxuan in the car trembled.
He looked at the two people in front of him coming by with horrified eyes. Since it was a convertible, they easily put their hands on Jia Wenxuan’s shoulders, still the familiar touch, or the familiar pain, but The people are different, and the strength is different... He was picked up by one of them by the shoulders, and the body of more than 100 catties was carried in the hands like a chicken, with no dignity at all.
The key point is that he still can’t see what these two people look like. They have short hair and are dressed in plain black clothes. They are similar to the two uncles who are suspected to be rural farmers, except that they are wearing black masks. Except for revealing a pair of cold eyes, all other places were covered, making it difficult to see their true colors.
Someone was taking a photo with a mobile phone, and the person who did not carry Jia Wenxuan picked up a stone from the ground and threw it towards the person who took the photo with the mobile phone.
With a "bang", the stone hit the phone accurately, smashing the phone to pieces in an instant. The owner of the phone was taken aback and sat down on the ground two steps back with a frightened face. When other passers-by saw this, they were once again confused.
Damn it! Say good filming! Hurt even passersby? Do you want to be so cruel!
If just now they were still finding excuses to convince themselves, then now they really don’t even have the thought of making excuses for the scene before them. In panic, they called 110 in their hands, shouting "help", and moved towards All around fled.
The person who threw the stone seemed to want this effect, his mouth under the mask grinned with a sneer, and he turned to look at his companion. The other person also squeezed Jia Wenxuan by the shoulder, carrying him with a cold look in his eyes and a cold tone.
"What did those people looking for you just now?"
Fuck, this scene is so familiar...
Jia Wenxuan said tremblingly: "He, they asked me for directions, women asked me where there are the most people, and men asked me where the women are."
"What did you say?"
"I said there are many people in the Bird's Nest. Tonight Mu Qingcheng will hold a concert in the Bird's Nest. There are 100,000 people." Jia Wenxuan said weakly: "Big brother, this, is this making a movie?"
The mask man did not answer him, but asked, "Where is the bird's nest?"
...Intuition tells Jia Wenxuan that if he laughs like before at this time, what will be waiting for him in the next second is the shattering of his shoulder blades, so he decisively looked forward and said: "It's over there!"
The two masked men raised their heads to look at the bird’s nest, then released him, and ran away if they didn’t agree...One of them picked up a stone from time to time and threw it at a passerby holding a mobile phone to take pictures. Jia Wenxuan, who can add fuel to this farce, is just like a kid who can't help but watch Jia Wenxuan.
He felt that he must have forgotten to read the Chinese calendar when he went out tonight...