Chapter 309： Chopping durian with bare hands

The sudden speeches of these two people instantly exploded the live broadcast effect of Chen Yifa's live broadcast room. The water friends exploded one by one, and the barrage continued to flash like crazy.

"Puff ha ha ha or laughed at this baby."

"Indestructible sisterhood? Puff, plastic sisterhood is similar."

"Sister Zhou·Surface·Erke, Sister von·Surface·Timmer."

"After tonight, I'm afraid there will be one more Chen·Durian·Yifa with his bare hands."

"The two people upstairs are you guys trying to laugh at me so that I can inherit my unfinished hair hahahahaha!"

"Bawang anti-dropping shampoo, hurry up and wash your bald head."

"My brain fills up Mu Qiu's feelings when he heard the words numbly saying those words...Puff, no, if I had said that, I would have to laugh out loud at that time."

"Sit down and wait for the tingling to split the durian with your bare hands."

"Quickly, I can't wait, the front row sells melon seeds, beverages, magazines, comics, condoms, popcorn, Maza, and silicone sticks."

"?? Did you get into something weird upstairs?"

"Don't care about the details~"

Either there are tens of millions of talents in the world, and half of them are online friends. These are all jokes, and the girls around Mu Qiu are laughing to death just watching the bullet screen.

Seeing that the white-pressed barrage almost covered the entire screen, Mu Qiu hid the barrage and looked at Chen Yifa's face in the live broadcast room. He smiled and said, "Come on, Chen · hacked with bare hands. Durian Yifa, as a major anchor, you can't believe it, do you?"

Chen Yi took a deep breath when he heard the words, and the corners of his mouth curled up with difficulty, revealing a very reluctant smile, and said in a voice that almost squeezed through his teeth: "How can I say nothing? Isn't it just splitting durian with bare hands? , Hacking durian with bare hands..."

Mu Qiu resolutely said: "Please start your performance."

"..."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! I must make you look good next time I see you! ! !

The villain in Chen Yifa's heart roared up to the sky, and a volcano erupted in the background, showing her extremely angry heart.

She stood up, disappeared in front of the live camera, and did not return for a long time. However, just when the water friends thought she was hiding, she came back, holding a durian one size smaller than a basketball in her hand... and it was The whole durian, yellow-orange-orange body is covered with barbs, like a meteor hammer.

She put the flow on the table, her face looked unlovable.

Mu Qiu Qiang suppressed his smile and said, "Come on, come on, please start your performance."

The barrage was also exploded, and each of them was so laughed by Chen Yifa's expression that they couldn't take care of themselves, one by one, they looked forward to Chen Yifa's cleaving the durian with his bare hands, and kept sending out barrage to roar.

Chen Yifa hesitated holding the durian for a long time, then tentatively raised his right hand, stopped in the air for a few seconds with a hand knife, and then slammed it down... the moment he was about to touch the durian, he instantly slowed down and gently Touched durian.

Then she looked at the live camera with a grieved expression: "You have also seen the roar, it's not that I don't chop, it's because the durian is too hard for me to chop."

Mu Qiu stared at him, vomiting, "Is there still such an operation?"

The water friends also agreed.

"There is still this kind of operation?"

"With my vocabulary, I can hardly describe the scene I saw just now."

"Does it feel like jumping up and hitting the opponent's knee?"

"Oh, **** it! Upstairs talent! Tell me what I really think!"

"Eh, right now, with the heavy blow, I was shocked internally through the screen, so why is the durian okay?"

"I'm afraid it's not the piece left by Nuwa's repairing stone that has become refined."

"Other stones can hatch a monkey, what can this durian do? Hatch a tanpaba?"

"Enough of you guys hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahahaha

Of course, the barrage is not one-sided to tease Chen Yifa. Those loyal fans of Chen Yifa are still very close to her. Although it is interesting to see Chen Yifa cleaving durians with bare hands, durians are not soft persimmons after all. They were also very distressed when they were injured, so they spoke one after another.

"Okay, okay, everyone can make a fuss about it. You can't really let the durian be chopped with your hands."

"Yes, durian is so hard and has barbs. What if you get numb and hurt?"

"If you are injured, you won't be able to broadcast it. You will have to be buried with you!"

"Mu Qiu, you have to say something too, we will help Fa Ma Ma begging for mercy, so you can spare the Fa Ma Ma this time."

Many people helped Chen Yi plead, even with the refresh rate of dozens of items per second in the comment area, Mu Qiu saw several of them. On Tuesday, Ke and Feng Timo who were hidden were very upset, thinking that you should not make trouble, and quickly let this coquettish **** be punished as it should be!

And Chen Yifa was touched and confused, and said sincerely: "Thank you all for pleading for me. If I, Chen, can survive today, I will draw ten people to share the durian for you."

"Fuck? Divide durian?"

"Stop it when you are numb, you guys!"

"Let's go, I'm not as numb as you are."

"Durian, emmmmm, although expensive, but I can't accept the taste!!!"

"Last time I heated the durian in the microwave, the neighbor came to hit us and asked if I was cooking shit. Since then, I swear that I and durian are not at odds."

"Forget it, let the durian smash the durian with his bare hands."

"Well, I agree."

The bizarre abilities of the water friends are also stronger than one another. The new round of speech immediately stunned Chen Yifa, and after a while, Mu Qiu said: "Okay, okay, since so many people give you Plead, then I will spare you a horse, but... the death penalty is forgiven, the living sin cannot escape."

Chen Yifa sat down immediately: "Please punish your majesty."

"Yes, for the sake of your correct attitude, I'll be punished lightly." Mu Qiu thought for a while, glanced at the guitar next to him, and said, "Why don't you have a song?"

Chen Yifa confidently said: "Okay, I'm strong in singing, just do it casually. Now I don't know how to sing popular songs than Chen Yifa. I don't know how to sing and I lose. I just hack it with my bare hands..."

She paused before she finished speaking. Xu was thinking about receiving the flag in seconds before, and now she has lingering fears, but she is too confident of herself, how can she not believe that Mu Qiu would say a song that she is unfamiliar with. Song, she usually likes to listen to songs, whether it's popular songs or other songs, she is very familiar with it, so she is very confident.

So she added what she hadn't finished saying: "I'm chopping durian with my bare hands!"

"Majestic and mighty!"

"Sixty-six-sixty-six!"

"Be careful, don't collect the flag in seconds."

"I'm afraid that the gods won't be able to save you this time."

"Hahahahaha, all newcomers who send numbs and receive flags are newcomers? It's a small library of walking numbs, I believe it will not be difficult to get numb this time."

"Yes, that's right, this time I must have won with numbness, but sending durians is free. I really don't want to be said to make **** anymore."

Seeing so many water friends supporting him, Chen Yifa is even more confident, while Mu Qiu is holding back a smile and saying: "Okay, let's keep it simple. How about a fairy tale town?", , ..