Chapter 217 - 217. Chat With A Tiny Goddess.

I set myself up a few nice looking crop plots making sure they are nice and even. I like some farming as its relaxing. The kingdoms farming system doesn't let me do anything. I could grow stuff tons of times faster in the kingdom but I don't feel like it.

I fill the crop plots with soil and good fertilizer. I plant me some of my favorite fruits like cantaloupe. I take out my custom watering can that looks like a squirtle and fill it from the pond watering my fruit seeds. before moving on to plant some potatoes and veggies. Each plant gets its own crop plot which are set up in nice rows.

Something about random fruits, veggies, and herbs throw together in a pile just bothers me on a massive level.

Looking up I notice I forgot to put in the sun and quickly have the system do that giving us night and day cycles.

I notice jasmine has woken up and is just watching me next to hestia. I pull out a small table and chairs and set it down for the girls and give them some snacks and juice before heading back to work.

I buy a few plant pots and shelves from the system before setting them up and adding herbs and spices to my ever growing garden. I add a nice waist high fence around the area and put in a small zone for flowers because I know hinata loves flower pressing and kurumi also loves gardening. in the corner I finish my work off with a little shed filled with gardening tools and gloves and a place to put watering cans.

Wiping off my hands on my jeans I head over to sit down with the girls.

Jasmine starts asking me questions. "So how do you know so much about me?"

I reach under my shirt and pull out the mirror of samsara. "You know what this is right? Well I have abilities that make this trinket look like absolute garbage. This thing let's you reincarnate 1 time every million years in the same universe you are usually in. My abilities let me do that anytime I want anytime I want anywhere in the mutiverse I want."

She looks on in shock at the item I just threw her. Seventh among the seven mysterious heavenly treasures. Although ranked last among the heavenly treasures, its power is the most mysterious of all. Can pass through the cycle of rebirth and distort cause and effect, the time and conditions for its activation are unknown. After every use, it'll enter in hibernation.

"Your probably wondering why I'm telling you so much information right? I mean who would spill out secrets like this so easily? Well the answer is what could you even do besides make my life a little harder which might even be more fun. I have multiple bodies and souls hidden away in a different dimension. I can't be locked down by anything in this universe as I can just poof off to a different area with my thoughts alone. You see the place your in right now? This place has different time flow to the outside world I'm sure you've heard of items that do that on your heavenly items list." she just nods at me dumbly.

"I can literally just close myself off and buy mystical items and wait and grow stronger before going on an absolute killing spree. Your probably like oh but what about the gods of this realm can you beat them?" Enkidu slowly slides out of the gate looking like a sinister black and silver snake.

Jasmine has an instinctual fear of these chains and so does hestia. "I can buy god slaying weapons like I'm picking up cabbages at the market. However that ruins all the fun of things." my chains slide back into the gate making the girls sigh in relief.

"As for anyone like your father or someone else finding you here and getting you out unless I let them? Impossible. This dimension is the safest place right now besides maybe to creators own home. It was made by the creation god who created your creation gods. not even them could get in here and even if they did I could tear away their divinity and sell it for bacon sandwiches if I pleased." I say sipping my juice. Mmmm melon flavored.

I give jasmine a big smile and reach out and brush her hair. "So don't worry okay? As for your father and that little cunt goddess you hate so much how about I bring them to you in chains and let you deal with them personally how does that sound?"

She looks at me with millions of emotions running through her eyes mostly being relief, hope, reliance, and happiness. "This princess will allow you to bring them before me. In exchange I'll give you this." out of her soul floats a single drop of blood.

I bring out a vial and pop it inside before storing it in the gate. She looks at me in confusion. "My gate is special it allows me to replenish items once used at a rate depending on their rarity. But I have to store them first."

Telling the poor girl even more terrifying abilities only furthers her relief. My gear let's me do some scary stuff with the right tools.

"Since I'm extracting the god slaying poison from you I'm also going to be storing it in my vault for later uses." I give a sinister smile which makes the girl tremble thinking about unlimited god slaying poison.

"Well since your here you can teach me some nice cultivation moves later on and just enjoy your time here you can stay as long as you want. I'll even introduce you to the wonders of cartoons." I say with an air of mystery as Hestia chuckles off to the side.