"Well, Genzheng said that he has a hundred opinions, and there is always one that you can't help," he read another line, "I want to intercept a man named Jining. He is like a coward. If I defeat you, I will fly away with Wenya and become a couple. She is the wind, I am the scum, no, I am the sand..."
"Don't read it. You're stupid. I'm Jining."
Actually provocation my bottom line, for such a provocation, any man with the will will will stand up to defend their dignity.
Not even if it's a joke!
The big man closed the book and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.
"Look, I scared you like that!" I sneer.
"Go away. As soon as I study, I sweat. I'm afraid I'll encounter some unknown words. I'm tired of learning when I'm a little girl."
The big man was a little shy, then suddenly shook his huge body, put his posture open, and yelled: "let's move."
If I try my best, then I can guarantee that I will not be able to fight this guy 100%. It is obviously not effective for the overlord to bow hard. At this time, it's time to test my mind. I just meditated for a while, so I thought to myself: "are you not intelligent?"
"Who said that?"
"Why do you always like violence?"
"Because I'm the one who practices martial arts."
He is a martial arts practitioner. I've seen that for a long time, not to mention his strong muscles, but from his walking, I know that he is a practitioner.
"It's because of intelligence. Well, let's compare intelligence quotient first to see if you are qualified to fight against people with high intelligence quotient like me. By the way, you really don't have intelligence quotient problem as I guess, OK
I spread out my hands and tried to say it was fair.
"Why do I listen to you? According to the script, I bluff you for two hours in such a posture. If I can't pass, I'll finish the task." He took out the script and looked through it again.
Although normally he won't hurt me, I don't have time to accompany this fool. I stare here for two hours. It's really painful.
In my life, I only serve the wall and look at beautiful women. If I look at these rough and strong men for two hours, I will be blind.
"It's ok if you don't compare. First you admit that your IQ is not good. I'll look at you for two hours and let you finish the task." I'll do it.
"Compare, compare!"
The big man was angry. Everyone had shortcomings. The onlookers could only express themselves. This has always been bad for the learning of the big man, at least there is still some self-esteem.
"To be fair, each of us will give each other an intelligence question. We will win or lose in three rounds, but to be more fair, our questions must be similar, that is to say, similar. For example, if I give one plus one and you give two plus two, that's similar. Do you understand? Do you dare to fight? " I continue to motivate.
"Dare, grandma, I'll give up." The big man is furious.
"OK, let the people with low IQ come out first, I'll come first." I don't care about those self defeats. I'll take advantage first.
"I have a friend named monkey. He once sent seven letters to his friend, but his friend fat told him that he only received one when he wrote back. Why?"
"Because the messenger has lost the letter!" Big Han Li straight gas strong reply way.
"I sent seven letters to my friends, because I didn't get one." When I finished, I looked at the man in front of me and said nothing.
He frowned and said, "you take another test. I understand this time."
"Yes." I said with a smile, "monkey sent out a letter yesterday and another one today. How many letters have he sent out in the past two days?"
The man narrowed his eyes and looked at me, thinking, this is a trap, absolutely a trap, can't be wrong.
"Time is up." I shook my head helplessly, "let me tell you the answer."
"One yesterday, one today. It must be two in all. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"No, I didn't think it was that..." The man was so anxious that he scratched his head. He could see that although he was brave and brave, his intelligence was not flattering...
well, this time I don't need to plant any more. He realized that there was something wrong with his intelligence.
The big man held my arm tightly, feeling almost torn off: "please be my master, you see I have a martial arts skill, but I still can't do it."
"Well, that's fine." I have some hesitation, I really lack such a strong man.
Eh? How does it feel strange?
"Master, please accept my apprentice's worship!" Then he really banged his head three times, tamping the ground in front of him.
"If I ask you a question, I'm a little hungry as a teacher because I've consumed too much energy." He should be able to understand what I mean.
Ha ha a smile, take out a plastic bag from the bosom, inside unexpectedly have a whole fried chicken. He broke off two drumsticks and gave them to me. Then he took out a bottle of beer from behind and opened the bottle with his teeth.I didn't expect that I could eat fried chicken and drink beer after only a few minutes. This is life. You never know what will happen next. It's really exciting!
It seems that I'm not satisfied. I took out my mobile phone to play his Korean love drama. I ate and watched it with my smiling face. Unexpectedly, the wild man cried and muttered: "it's so touching. How can there be such love? This episode is so touching..."
Wow, this is cute enough. Is it a mascot? I'm really convinced!
How could Genzheng have thought that I had received the goods as an apprentice, and was offered for free?
After eating, I licked my fingers clean, for fear that the man would repent, and asked tentatively, "in this case, should you open a back door for me?"
"Of course, master, if it wasn't for Genzheng, I should have sent you to the end." The big man agreed very readily, and then pasted it on me. It was a bit of iron man tenderness. It seemed that the big bird depended on people.
This trip is not in vain. It's worth it that a few primary school math problems have fooled a loyal apprentice.
"Tell me, who else is on the way back? Is it your father and your mother in the script? In this case, your family of four will be all together."
I asked quietly.
"I don't know. I didn't write it in this script." He looked at the book in his hand.
"Forget it, I'll leave first. You'll do it yourself. After the test, I'll treat you to a good meal."
I patted my chest and looked like a big bag.
He nodded his head like a pound of garlic. The promise was in his heart.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Zang Wu."
He continued, "I grew up in the League guard when I was a kid, and they all said I was not very smart. In fact, I also know, what the mother is not very clever, is not stupid! Although I grew up in the guard, I didn't understand any exorcism magic unless I had this strength. "
"Zang Wu, OK I patted him on the shoulder, stood up and straightened up, "I'm leaving. Let's say goodbye."
I'm really a little sorry. If you feed him, it doesn't work for vegetarians. If you eat meat, you don't know if you can feed him.
But look at his body, there is always something useful. Please wait for the money.
Just bypassing the Baigujing and admitting an apprentice, why is the play more and more like a journey to the west? Is this journey to the west too much? If there is a daughter country again, will I still go? It is estimated that the goods do not have so much money to hire so many beautiful women as extras.
Ladies and gentlemen, don't be stingy with the recommendation ticket in your hand. Use it to smash it at Shuangdao quickly!
It has been half a day since I left, even less than one third. Genzheng gave me a preventive injection in advance. Although these obstacles will not hurt me, it is enough for me to kill time. The ultimate goal is to reach the destination, rather than simply remove the obstacles.
I think it's necessary to take a detour. Although we may have to take more unjust routes, we should at least walk calmly and not so frightening.
As far as I can see, it should just be around the hill nearby.
But on the three-dimensional map in my memory, the mountain, including the other side of the mountain, was not marked. Is this beyond the scope of assessment?
Can you really enter this area?
Waiting for people, but it doesn't matter when I get to the end.
So I embarked on an unknown journey. At the beginning, I could still see some traces of the road. Although it seems that it is a long time ago and no one has passed by recently, at least it means that there may have been people there a long time ago, and it will not be a dangerous area with few people.
Walking, I was hungry again, so I ate the last piece of beef jerky, and continued to drive fast. Although the steady road was still distinguishable, the dense vegetation around me had blocked the road from above, just like a boulevard. If I became a dwarf, I might be able to walk freely.
While I was chopping the plants in the way with a small axe, I was observing the extension of the road and judging my position. It was a waste of energy. I knew it was time to steal something from the little girl's basket, and the only piece of beef jerky had been swallowed.
The further the road extends, the more dense the surrounding vegetation appears. The branches and leaves all over the sky seem to weave a big net to block out the sun. The dense weeds have completely annihilated the road in front of us.
I can't even see this place in the sky, let alone see any signs of comparison. Now I don't even know where I am.
It's really a mountain and a scenery. The places that I used to pass by are at least some open places. On the contrary, the more I walk here, the more depressed I feel. The more I walk, the more I feel that I can't find a way out.
All of a sudden, it was like I hit the wall, and I couldn't walk any more. After a closer look, I found that the road ahead was completely blocked by a carefully woven wall made of plants and vines, just like a reed mat.I couldn't get through it, so I walked slowly along the vine wall, looking for a gap to pass through, but I didn't find it for a long time. This wall is like the Great Wall spreading all the time.
"What the hell is this place! Is this the legendary ghost fighting against the wall I thought in my heart and swore.
If you go back to the original road now, you can't tell the direction of going back. This lush weed is as tall as a person now, just like the dense reed marshes. It becomes a labyrinth. Only the entrance can you find the way out.
All of a sudden, I saw a sign hanging on the vine wall, with a skull painted on it and a few red words written below: danger inside, please do not enter!
Now I'm really paranoid to a certain extent, and I always feel that the handwriting is like a positive one.
It seems that Duzi has been ready for a long time. Knowing that I would make a detour, he meticulously built such a wall and wrote that there is no silver here for 300 Liang. He really tried his best to let me go home.
I took out my own small axe and began to chop casually. The tenacity of this plant vine is really big. It took a lot of effort to open a small gap, but it was not enough to get into a person.
I can't see anything through the grass.
What's the danger of fooling people? I opened a bigger gap and went through it. I'd like to see what hole the goods dug for me. Anyway, my life is not in danger. I guess I want to test my courage again. I don't believe in this evil.
Walking, the plants become a little sparse, suddenly, the soles of my feet seem to be stuck, and then look down, next to the black mud has not reached the heel.
Next to you, there is a white thing floating on the mire. If you look at it carefully, it turns out to be the skull of a dead man. It is obvious that this place has been drowned. I think of the Red Army grandfather who lived in the grassland, many people were killed by the swamp.
This thing is not for fun. The knowledge I saw in the library is actually useful. Originally, I thought there was no danger, so I didn't read the content about the swamp carefully. However, this little knowledge is not valuable. Now it is actually useful.
Don't struggle! I told myself that in this case, the more I struggled, the faster my body sank.
I quickly took off my bag and threw it in front of me. I also took off my clothes and spread them flat in front of me. Then I tried to lay my upper body flat on my bag and clothes. This mud is the same as water. Water can drown people, and mud can drown people, but the process is different.
I just need to distribute my weight evenly to all the places where I can bear the force, so that I can stop my body from sinking, and then find the time to escape.
Genzheng, you can harm me. I know that you are not kind-hearted. Your elegant eyes are not right. On the surface, you pretend to be a gentleman. But behind your back, you can't tell me anything. Besides, you organized an unnecessary test for me. If I really follow your path and fall into this mire, this technique even omits burying the body.
My yearning for elegance and persistence strengthened my desire for survival. I didn't continue to sink, but it's definitely not so simple to escape from the mire. I still need to do my best to climb out.
At this time, I saw in front of me, there is a fallen plant, the root is still strong. As long as I can try to climb forward for a certain distance and catch the plant, I may be able to escape.
Although it was such a short distance, it looked simple. It was quite hard to get up. I struggled for half an hour to get the plant. Then I moved on my clothes for half a day. Finally, I got out of danger safely.
Finally climbing on the solid ground, there is not so thick vegetation here, it seems more open, I suddenly added a sense of security that I haven't seen for a long time. I leaned against a stone exhausted. Suddenly, I felt that the stone was a little abnormal, too smooth and without edges and corners.
I quickly looked back and saw a tall stone tablet standing obliquely, with several big characters engraved on it: Ancient supernatural realm.
If the swamp is not man-made, then the plant wall and the two meter high stone tablet are definitely real conscience making. I felt the red handwriting on it. The red paint is not completely dry yet. I can drop a little red when I rub it.
The details not in the book that the emperor said are such grand scenes? I am also speechless, just a few words, want to scare me, let me retreat, really only understand the beauty of sister, do not know how strong brother.
Stepping over the boundary line of the stone tablet, I saw some white fog rising around me. The visibility around me was only a few meters away, and I could hardly see the chaotic branches on the high ground. What's the matter? I really want to find out the props who use dry ice to create this atmosphere nearby, and then beat the sea.