Chapter 150 - My SI Stash #50 - Welcome to the (insane) world of Pokémon by CaptainMoonshine (Pokemon)

-Recently published SI Pokemon fic~ MC has Ralts as his starter and I got a feeling this will get quite lenghty soon!

Sypnosis: Well, this is not what I expected, still not too surprising. I've seen too many of those self inserts and Isekai to be surprised. Still, how does one survive in the world of Pokémon? (Self Insert)

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Chapter 1+2 (exceptional)

A/N:

So I decided to write a Pokémon self insert after reading so many of them and thinking: Huh, I could do that too, right? So here I am!

It's not my first fanfiction ever but still kinda nervous.

Its been quite a while since I've played Pokémon so if I get things wrong please don't shoot me.

Also, I do not own Pokémon.

Well, let's get the journey started.

Chapter1: Waking up in a confusing place

I knew it was a possibility.

I've read too many self insert fanfictions and seen too many Isakei anime to be surprised.

I was just so cliché, someone gets dragged into a world and has to survive. I was too familiar with it, so familiar that I promised myself that I wouldn't be surprised if it happened to me.

Not that I expect it to actually happen but still, I refuse to be surprised by such a thing.

So when I woke up a random forest after falling asleep in my own bed I was not surprised.

I didn't waste time freaking out like a lot of other would people do, I didn't waste time suspecting I was dreaming either.

A quick glance at my hand showed that this was all very real.

If it were a dream my hand would look weird, it was a neat trick I learned from a lucid dreaming website.

"So, another world huh?" I muttered, going over myself.

I was not in my own body, my current skin was a bit too pale and I felt a bit too small.

I pulled a strand of hair from my head and saw it was blue. If I needed any more evidence that I was in another body this was it.

I did not have any memories of dying or getting hit by a truck so I could at least assume I was not in the afterlife.

I was in another body, did I hijack it?

The lack of house and family seemed to disprove that theory, though it did not exclude it.

I hope it was a new body or I had to deal with family members who "remembered" me.

That would be quite hard, it would give a few advantages but I also had to fake amnesia.

My new body seemed to be around my age, maybe a few years younger, I estimated my current self at 17 years old.

I glanced around, knowing what world I was in was one of the most important things.

There was a chance I was pulled into a world that was unknown to me, that would be a pain to deal with, not impossible but troublesome.

I looked for some obvious landmarks, I hoped for something recognizable like Hyrule Castle or the Avengers Tower.

All I saw were trees.

No clues there.

Luckily I saw something on top of the trees. It looked like a bird but it was bigger than any bird I've ever seen, it had a combination of black and white feathers.

I immediately recognized it.

"Staravia?" I muttered, the bird that sat atop the tree glanced dismissively at my direction, then it flapped its wings and flew away.

Okay this was an important discovery, couldn't ask for a more obvious one.

It seemed like I was in the Pokémon world, not too bad.

I mean sure, the world of Pokémon was filled with creatures who could tear me to pieces with a mere thought but it was doable. It had its own set of rules and was to some degree fair.

It could've been way worse, at least I was not transported to a world with insane power levels like WORM or DragonBall Z.

I was familiar with the world of Pokémon, I had seen a few episodes of the anime and played some of the games.

Though I knew next to nothing about Sun and Moon, same for Sword and Shield.

Did this world even feature Galar?

I glanced over my body, I kinda wished for a mirror.

I couldn't remember any important Pokémon characters with blue hair but still, it would be nice to know how I looked.

So Pokémon it was, now the next question was: Did I have any powers?

Most Isakei heroes who get transported to another world had some kind of superpower, I did not feel super strong or anything else.

I tried to summon a game menu but nothing really happened, same for trying to summon aura.

I might have a hidden power but I suspected that I ended up powerless.

Nice!

I checked my pockets, I wore some sleeveless blue shirt with a pokéball on it and some default looking pants.

Not even a backpack with items? That sucked.

I glanced around, I tried to decide where North was but quickly realized that it was futile.

In a world where there was a lion/sun pokemon the sky was no longer a reliable compass.

Did the sun even come up in the same place here?

Also, I had no idea where I was.

Like not at all.

A big forest meant not a lot of Pokémon, in fact I didn't even know in what region I was.

I just saw a Staravia, a gen4 Pokémon from the SInnoh region if I was correct.

However this did not mean that I was in Sinnoh.

Pidgeys showed up in every region after Kanto even though they are from Generation 1.

If I remembered correctly, in the I choose you Pokémon movie they had all the later generations show up in the Kanto region.

Was I even in the anime? Was I in the game version?

I decided to leave those questions for later, there was no use to pondering about stuff I wouldn't get the answer to anytime soon.

Okay, first objective, escape the forest.

Seemed esay enough, unless I was stuck on one of those islands in Pokémon that were only meant to fill up the map.

No use in freaking out, I told myself and made a plan.

I took a look at the sun and decided to head in that direction, sure it might not be North but atleast I wouldn't walk around in a circle.

Turns out, the forest is huge.

Not that I expected anything else of a world like Pokémon but still, kinda annoyed me.

It meant that my poor legs had to carry me, not that I was out of shape or anything, my old body and my new body were quite in shape. It was just annoying.

The scenery was beautiful though, the air was fresher than you would find on our earth and seeing Pokémon everywhere was also neat.

I came across a Weedle and Wurmple and a lot more arthropods.

Seriously, there were a lot of them.

I saw a few bird Pokémon in the sky and even spotted one herd of Sawsbuck with a Deerling.

Most pokémon stayed out of my way luckily, they were skittish like real animals so that was at least something.

It would be quite embarrassing to be killed by a Wurmple on my first day in this world. Not impossible mind you, just really embarrassing.

The thing with Pokémon was that almost every creature was as deadly as a machine gun, worst in most cases.

Even a Weedle you would run away from in the game has poison and a stinger that could kill you with just a headbutt.

Not all Pokémon were this peaceful, the aforementioned Sawbuck made it clear to me that I had to stay away from the small Deerling.

I encountered a few Beedrill which I definitely did not want to meet, I made sure to make a wide arc around them.

Foremost the forest was not that bad, as long as you are not retarded I can imagine a child could walk around here without getting harmed.

It still soured me that I hadn't encountered any signs of civilization, I was getting a bit hungry and the forest was starting to get a bit hot.

Was there even a civilization? For all I know I was transported to Pokémon Mystery dungeon.

Now, that would be a letdown, not that I hated those games but I barely knew anything about them.

Just as I was pondering about my place in this universe I heard some fighting going on.

I turned around and heard growling behind the bushes, though it was not directed at me but at something else.

A Pokémon fight?

I heard more growling, followed by a whimper.

Should I check it out? Should I stay away from it?

I quickly considered all the possibilities, checking it out might give me more information about wherever I was or anything else. It came however at the risk of exposing myself, being the meek unpowered human I was it was quite dangerous.

Playing it safe or fulfilling my curiosity?

Curiosity killed the cat...but satisfaction brought it back.

I decided to check it out, I sneaked towards the bushes and saw that they led to a clearing.

The bush hid me from sight yet allowed me to see what was going on, nice!

I peeked over the bush and saw three brownish racoons like Pokémon growling at a smaller white humanoid figure.

Zigzagoon I remembered.

The three Zigzagoon were looming over a Ralts, growling and mockingly tossing it around.

The Ralts looked like it did in the anime and games, a weird human looking thingy with thin arms and weird that looked similar to a dress.

On its head there was a weird helmet/hair thingy that hid a large part of its face.

I took in the situation, the Zigzagoon were obviously toying with the Ralts who seemed to be in pain.

It painfully whined out its own name like all Pokémon did while the Zigzagoon were growling and mock biting at it.

It reminded me of the scene in which Professor Birch was being chased by a Zigzagoon and you had to choose a Pokémon to save him.

I always loved to pick a Pokémon as slow as possible while he was being chased.

However this was the real world now and in front of me was a Pokémon being hurt.

I could just walk away, pretending I did not see it.

I mean, it's just Darwin at his finest right? The strong prey on the weak and I had nothing to do with it.

What could I even do? I did not have a Pokémon nor did I possess any powers.

Still, the Zigzagoon were mercilessly bullying the Ralts, it tried to fight back but it seemed to be helpless.

A purple ray shot out of its forehead but it was slow, the Zigzagoon closest to it dodged it with ease and it laughed, or as close as a racoon could get to laughing.

Did the Ralts just try to use confusion?

Whatever the Ralts did it took a lot of energy from it, its shoulders slumped and it fell to the ground again.

"I should walk away." I whispered to myself, trying to convince myself to do the wise thing.

Still, one glance at the Ralts and I knew I couldn't walk away.

I blame my bleeding heart.

Okay, so how to save the Ralts?

Nothing came to my mind, I had literally nothing on me except my clothes and I was not even in possession of a bug Pokémon.

Thanks whatever force brought me to this world!

Time to do something stupid.

I braced myself and focused on the scene before me.

Though I was a human I still had my own body, it wouldn't uphold in a Pokémon battle but maybe it could still function as a surprise attack.

Deciding it was now or never I charged forward.

A branch swung into my face but I ignored the sting and jumped out of the bushes, all three Zigzagoon turned to me.

No time to lose, knowing full well that they could take me out with a quick attack, I kicked away the first one closest to me before it could fully realize what was going on.

My foot met his side and he was kicked away like a football.

It was surprisingly heavy for such a small creature.

It crashed into a tree with a loud thud that even made the tree shake.

Before the other two Zigzagoon could react I knelt down, grabbed the Ralts in one sweep and ran like hell.

I sprinted through the treeline and prayed to Arceus that the Zigzagoon would decide I was not worth the effort of chasing.

While running I took a quick glance behind me and knew that Arceus was not feeling benovelent today.

All three Zigzagoon were chasing me, a mad furry written on their faces.

I yelped and ran harder, ducking under tree branches and jumping over obstacles.

The little Ralts in my arms, who was surprisingly light, muttered its own name and looked up at me, red eyes met mine and confusion was written on its face.

"Ralts?" It asked.

"Hang on buddy!" I said, not having any idea what the Ralts just said, "We're almost to safety."

According to the Pokédex and anime they had empathetic powers.

I really hoped that it would understand that I'm not trying to harm it, or it would try to attack me.

"Ralts." The Ralts said, sounding like it doubted my statement. I decided to interpret it as encouragement.

Around me I saw Pokémon moving away from my path, making it clear none of them felt helpful.

One of the Zigzagoon came closer to my feet, I managed to kick it away without turning around.

A cry followed and I smiled.

At Least I could still kick things in my new body, though I doubted that it would be anything more than a minor setback.

"Ralts!" The Ralts in my arms yelled and pointed its tiny arm at my right side.

One of the Zigzagoon was running parallel on me through the treeline, it leaped towards me, opening its mouth and revealing a nice row of teeth I did not want to meet.

I ducked underneath it just in time and the Zigzagoon crashed into the ground having a giga impact.

Get it? Giga Impact?

Before I could cheer over my takedown the last Zigzagoon suddenly disappeared.

I only had time to wonder 'where did it go?' before he slammed right into my side.

Quick attack, that was just unfair.

It felt like someone had punched me in the gut and I almost tripped.

I cursed and brought my hand down on the Zigzagoon's head like a hammer.

It did lack the impact of a hammer, but it fell to the ground anyway.

I ran, I did not even attempt to fight that hacking freak of nature.

I made a wide turn left and disappeared into the bushes, hoping I could shake them off.

If I could get away alive I consider it a win.

After running for 10 minutes straight I decided that I was safe, or as safe as I could get in a world filled with Pokémon.

When I no longer saw or heard any of the Zigzagoons I slowed my pace and came to a halt.

"Ralts?" The Ralts said, sounding a bit better than before.

I let out a sigh of relief and gracefully fell to the ground of exhaustion,

I dropped the Ralts at my feet while I tried to catch my breath.

"Ralts?" Ralts repeated its question.

"Yeah, they're gone." I answered, glad that the Ralts did not immediately kill me.

"Ralts." It said again.

"No idea what you actually say," I told the Ralts, it was looking at me with a questioning gaze.

"Ralts." it repeated.

"Are you okay?" I asked, I was almost sure that it could understand me. The anime and the games showed that Pokémon were able to understand human language...which was quite unfair for humans but there's not a lot you can do about it.

"Ralts." The Ralts said, nodding its tiny head.

"I take that for a yes." I concluded satisfied.

Now, that was a good deed done for the day, although now I had no idea where I was or where to go.

Not that I knew before but the idea I did was nice.

Well, at least I had my first heroic moment in this new world.

Step 1 of becoming a generic self insert completed.

Next step, discover I have a broken power and become the most important person in the world.

I looked at the little creature in front of me, "So you have any idea where we are?"

"Ralts." It said, sounding a bit confused.

"Know any town nearby? A city?"

The Ralts shook its head.

"Well, that makes the two of us." I said and silently cursed. I was getting hungry and a bit tired.

Having someone show up conveniently now would be amazing.

I glanced at the sky, nothing.

"Seems like I'm still stuck here." I said out loud, I glanced at the Ralts who was still staring at me intensely.

I looked back into its red eyes...what to do?

I could pull an Ash, considering that I just saved a Pokémon.

If I were an anime protagonist the Ralts would join my team, all the clichés were there.

I blinked, it wouldn't be that easy right?

It can't be that easy.

"Hey," I said, the Ralt's face perked up, "Want to join me? Travel the world, become the very best and so on?"

Not my best speech but I rather wanted to be honest with the Ralts.

Especially since it was a psychic Pokémon who could later read minds if I was correct.

The Ralts tilted it head, and stared back at me.

It became an awkward staring contest and I considered telling it that it was okay to say no but to my surprise it gave me a firm nod along with a happy "Ralts!".

"You really want to go with the person you just met?" I asked a bit skeptical, however the Ralts nodded again showing no hesitation.

"God," I groaned, "This is so cliché."

"RALTS!" Ralts cheered.

A/N

So that's the premise, If you have some nice idea for the plot or something please tell them and review as always.

Cya!

-CaptainMoonShine-

Chapter 2

When the wild Ralts agreed to join I expected something to happen.

Maybe a cheerful "Ralts joined your team!" pop up, or maybe some kind of flashy effect.

Nothing happened, not even a sound effect.

Ralts looked quite satisfied with it's agreement, bobbing its tiny head. Or maybe it was just looking around, hard to say.

"So," I began to start my conversation with my newly acquired Pokémon, "Do you know how to battle? Got any good moves or hidden OP protagonist powers?"

Ralts titled its head, confusion written all over its face.

"Raaaalts?" It asked.

"Do you know how to battle right?" I asked, again.

"Ralts?" It repeated with the same intonation.

I still had no idea how to Pokéspeak. I decided to interpret it as a "No".

"You decided to join me without even knowing a single thing about battling and just having me me?"

Ralts nodded excitedly, guess the Stockholm syndrome kicks in quite faster than I thought. To be fair though, I wouldn't want to spend any longer in this God forsaken forest either.

Or was it Arceus? Helix? Whatever.

"Okay, how to explain a Pokémon battle?" I wondered out loud, glorified dogfights with all the participants having superpowers?

"Ralts?"

"Well," I began, "Pokemon like you team up with a human to fight each other, the Pokémon fight while the humans give them commands from the sidelines." I tried to explain the concept as honest and basic as possible, I wouldn't want to force a Pokémon into battling.

"Ralts Ralts?" It sounded like a question.

I decided to interpret it as "Go on, tell me more about it.". "Well, they do it because they like it, there is also fame and money. The Pokémon themselves seem to enjoy it too, I guess its because they like to become stronger."

Or it's because they're all masochists.

I decided not to share that perspective.

"Ralts, Ralts?" It pointed at himself and then at me.

I really needed Ralts to learn telepathy or something, guessing the definition of "Ralts" every time was bound to cause some confusion. There was a chance Ralts was talking about the weather while I was monologuing like a crazy person.

"Yeah," I went on with my hopefully-not-monologue. "We would be a team, trying to beat the Gyms and challenge the league. Become the very best like no one ever was."

Ralts stared at me.

"Sorry," I chuckled, "Inside joke. You wouldn't get it."

I blinked, realizing I made another reference that no one would understand.

"Anyway," I awkwardly tried to carry the conversation, "That's my short term plan. Assuming I don't die on my way to finding civilization. Still want to join now you know what is required of you?"

I was a bit unsure, I had expected that all Pokémon would understand the concept of battling, apparently they did not.

After a scary silence Ralts surprised me with saying a cheerful "Ralts Ralts Ralts!"

I was 90% sure it was a yes.

"Well, that's nice." I let out a sigh of relief. At least I was not alone in this weird and very dangerous video.

"So...what attacks do you know? Got some special moves?"

Ralts nodded and walked towards a tree trunk, it took a pose in front of, retracted its hand and gave it a Falcon Punch…minus the fire, shouting and being effective.

"Ralts?" Ralts titled its head and gave me a confused look when it noticed my lack of reaction.

I tried to approach it carefully, "You know any Psychic or Fairy moves?"

I remembered Ralts being a Psychic type, although they later made it into a Fairy/Psychic hybrid.

Ralts gave the tree bark a weak kick and fell on its butt.

I sighed, well it did explain how it got harassed by the three Zigzagoon. I saw it use a Psychic move back there but it seemed weak. Was it a newly learned move?

"Silly," I smiled at Ralts, "You're not a close ranger fighter."

"Ralts?" Ralts turned to me. "Ralts Ralts Ralts?"

A new record...4 Ralts in one sentence.

"You're not supposed to fight someone close," I explained, "You're a long range fighter, a mage, blaster or zoner. Whatever you call it, fighting close is not your style. You strike from far away and avoid physical combat."

"Ralts…" Ralts answered thoughtfully.

Still no idea what that means.

I began considering how I should train Ralts...unless, a thought popped up. Ralts had two final forms, Galade and Gardevoir.

Gardevoir was a so called zoner but Galade was a melee fighter with his Fighting/Psychic type.

I hadn't considered that.

"Hey Ralts," I began awkwardly, "Quick question. Are you a boy or a girl?"

Ralts froze, it gasped and stared at me. Eyes widened, shock written on its white face.

"Uh…" I muttered, feeling I had just said the wrong thing. Just had to figure out what part of what I said was wrong.

"RRRRAAAALLLTS!" It said accusingly, its voice filled with disbelief.

"A boy?" I guessed, 50% chance I was right.

"RAALTS!" It yelled, sounding angry?

"A girl?" I guessed for the second time. Ralts stared angrily at me.

"A girl!" I said, "You're a girl of course."

Well that it did explain a few things.

"Ralts!" She said angrily.

I groaned, "I'm sorry, Should've known."

Not really, I mean what was the difference between a male and female Ralts anyway? However admitting my fault seemed to be a better idea than arguing with her/

Ralts stepped forward and gave me a weak kick. However due to her size she didn't even reach my thighs.

"Ralts Ralts Ralts Ralts." she muttered.

"Look," I said, "I'm really sorry for mistaking your gender."

Ralts stared at me and began muttering in her own weird language, it sounded like she was complaining.

"Come on," I cried, "What do I have to do to show I'm sorry?"

I learned a few things about Ralts, first off she really needed to work on her almost non existent move set. Second, she did not appreciate being mistaken for a boy and lastly, she enjoyed riding on my shoulders.

She had a satisfied smile on her face as she sat on top of my shoulders, cheerfully bobbing her head back and forth.

At least she had stopped complaining and guilt tripping me.

And I really didn't mind giving her a ride, she was not that heavy and it allowed me to think and ignore all the red flags.

Ralts would evolve in Kirlia and after that into a Gardevoir. Right now she was still underleveled.

If this were the game I would simply take her to the first patch of grass and grind until I was 15 levels above the wild grass Pokémon.

Sadly this wouldn't work and I had to do it the hard way.

Assuming we would even be able to escape this forest, craft a believable backstory, get enough money to even start an adventure and not straight up die from starvation. Haha, gotta stay positive.

Still, Ralts was a good starter and she seemed determined to do her best, also she was a Psychic which was in my opinion one of the best types. Maybe not in the game but now? It was a blessing.

It was not a powerful perse but it was versatile. I could play with the possible strategies it provided. For example a Fire type was pretty straightforward with what it could do while a Psychic could f.u.c.k you over a thousand different ways.

I of course will use every exploit and loophole I can find to cheat the system.

Also, black holes!

According to the Pokédex Gardevoir creates black holes to protect her trainer. F.u.c.k.i.n.g black holes, in case you don't understand that would be like bringing a nuke to school because your sister is being bullied.

Would I want that kind of power? Hell yeah!

"Ralts!" Ralts said, I really should find a nickname for her.

"What?" I asked absentmindedly, "You're saying I should find a Pikachu and spawm down-B?"

"Ralts!" She insisted and she pulled a strand of my hair.

I looked up and saw the white humanoid pointing forward with its weird hand thingy.

I stopped moving and froze.

I heard sounds coming from ahead, was that coughing?

I looked up at Ralts and she looked troubled.

I walked towards a tree and hid beneath it, trying to be as silent as possible.

I knelt down and grabbed Ralts from my shoulder and put her down.

She had a nervous look on her face.

She stared at the tree we hid behind, a second later I realized she was sensing something in that direction.

Empathy, I remembered, was one of Ralts abilities.

If I were correct she was able to sense emotions from humans and Pokémons.

I had totally forgotten about it.

After a silent 10 seconds someone passed through the clearing we were just walking through. I took a quick peak and saw something you don't want to see on your first day in the world of Pokémon.

A Team Rocket grunt.

He wore the typical black Team Rocket outfit and looked stereotypically evil.

He was just passing by though, it seemed like he was heading towards something judging by the fact that he did not even bother to look at his surroundings.

He had a Pokéball attached to his belt, though I saw he had no Pokémon out.

I held my breath and luckily Ralts was smart enough to stay silent.

It seemed that Ralts had detected the Rocket grunt before he was even in sight. This meant that her Empathy was not limited by sight and could potentially be used to detect our opponents location.

Did it work as a radar or something? If it did it could be used to track down Pokémon who were using Smokescreen and Dig.

Hyper Awareness of the opponent's position could be a huge advantage against Pokémon who liked to strike from the shadows.

It required more research though, test the limits and see how we could apply them.

Putting those thoughts away I considered what to do.

"Ralts?" Ralts asked unsure.

"That was a Team Rocket grunt." I replied, "He works for Team Rocket, an organization who abuse Pokémon to further their own goals. They're evil."

Did this mean I was in Kanto? Or Johto?

For all I know I could be in Galar and this was some stuff that was hidden beneath the lines, best not to make assumptions.

"Did you sense his emotions?" I asked Ralts, she nodded and shivered.

"Was it bad?"

She nodded.

"Well, what do you think we should do?" I asked, "We could try to find out what he is doing here. Though it could be dangerous. Or we stay away and spend more time looking for a town."

"Ralts?"

If it were a video game it would be easy, go after Team Rocket however I did lack any real resources. On the other hand, wasting more time in this forest was also not preferable.

Ralts must have sensed what I was thinking because she pointed into the direction the grunt had gone.

"Okay," I said, "Warn me if we get close."

Ralts nodded and narrowed her eyes like she was focusing on something.

Together we followed the trail as silent as possible. I almost stepped on a Weedle which freaked me out more than it should've but I managed to keep my screams internal.

After a solid 10 minutes of playing Metal Gear solid in the woods we found what we were looking for.

In a clearing someone had set up a large tent, though it looked more like a small villain lair than a tent.

Ignoring the big red R on the side it seemed to be stacked with stuff one would need to survive and technology.

I saw Pokéballs lying on the floor along with a few empty birdcages.

Everything here screamed. "Team Rocket Outpost."

Why did they even put a big R on the side of the tent? Were they really that determined in branding themselves?

My eyes widened as I saw an antenna sticking out of a device that suspiciously looked like a radio.

Bingo.

If I could use it I could contact the police and escape this damn forest.

The question was...how could I do that without dying?

A/N So I'm looking for a name for Ralts, anyone got some good ideas?

As always please review and such 'cause reading reviews does put a smile on my face.