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Synopsis: Immortality, such a rewarding and humble word. The paradisiac opportunity to live evermore. Who in their right mind would refuse such an offer? An infinitely wise one. One who has seen enough, done enough and known enough to acknowledge that Life was but an illusion.
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Chapter 1-3 (exceptional)
Warning: This story contains explicit scenes, unrealistic proportions and actions regarding the human body as well as other contents suited for mature readers only. If such content does not appeal to you and your preference, kindly leave.
Overpowered, eccentric, friendly, but with a bizarre sense of humor main character (Naruto). Filled with smutty goodness but with proper plot. Some surprise characters may appear.
I had plans to write a Food War story (still do) but after seeing the recent episodes of season 3, I had to get this idea out of my head before it ruined my passion for my first story.
One more thing before we move forward, I would like to mention that the story will start from the Episode Infiltrator.
Elemental Nations
There comes a time in life when you are faced with a situation that renders you speechless or devoid of proper words to describe the situation around you. The situation may involve a certain event, an enigmatic person or even a place.
The previously blood-filled and untamed land of the Shinobi was one such place that defied all logic. Gone were the different varieties of geographic locations defining a certain part of the world, replaced by a single never ending expanse of trees, flowers and grass stretching towards the horizon, no end in sight.
Right at the middle of this infinite landscape of grass stood a large fortress of sorts, giving the impression that its existence merely served as a necessity rather than luxury. It was quite large for sure, but created from red bricks that gave it a mild but militaristic appeal.
Apart from this structure, nothing really stood out from the norm … if you could somehow ignore the gigantic size of the fortress.
And nine humongous beasts laying in the soft confine of the grass and flowers in an organized circle.
"Even my boredom is bored" a deep but soft voice groaned in evident laziness, its source being a tall redhead laying in the middle most part of the circle, his facial features blocked by a straw hat dr.a.p.ed over his face. "Can anyone suggest a place to vent out my boredom?"
"How about my chambers?" Matatabi, the two tailed hellcat purred out in l.u.s.t-filled delight, wiggling her two flaming tails in anticipation. "I will drain all that 'boredom' right out of you!"
"Bite your tongue, you horny cat!" Kokuo, the five tailed Horse-Dolphin hybrid hissed out in anger. "Listening to you pleasuring yourself while screaming out Naruto's name is one thing, I will not tolerate you mating with him while I am around"
And cue the catfight.
"Oh yeah? At least I know what I want and how to get it, unlike you" the Nibi bite back in anger "And for you information, you prude, I have already mated with him … several times!"
"So have I!" the five tailed beast retorted without a hint of shame "But unlike you, you s.l.u.tty cat, I didn't return to pleasuring myself with my hands when I had the real thing!"
"Why you…"
The rest of the beasts, beside Kurama, the nine tailed beast, materialized humongous sets of earplugs and serenely went back to their sleep while the two sisters argued over who had mated with Naruto more times than the other.
The person in question had long since awakened from his nap and was openly gaping at the two sisters as they argued, inversely announcing their relationship to the other beasts. What the actual hell?
"I asked about finding a place to vent out my boredom, right?" Naruto asked unsurely, not certain if he had uttered the correct question because from the direction of the argument, it sure as hell didn't look like it.
"Yup"
"Then why the hell are they arguing over how many times I have f.u.c.k.i.e.d them?"
"Ask them yourself"
A tired sigh escaped his lips as his shoulders slumped in depression. "Yeah, thanks Kurama"
This distracting argument was not helping his mood. He was tired, bored and ready to rampage.
At least when this world they were inhabiting still had living things, it was fun but that ship had long since sailed. Now he was stuck with a crazy tanuki, two always horny tailed beasts and one sarcastic furball who used to be his prisoner.
The others were at least kind enough to mind their own businesses and leave him alone … for the most part at least.
Cautiously standing up on his feet, the redhead dusted his clothes and looked towards the two arguing sisters who had stopped their heated debate to settle the issue the old fashioned way… wrestling. Yup, the situation had escalated and he needed to get his ass out of there before he found himself dragged into a bedchamber and rode by two horny constructs of energy.
"Time to man up and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
The sound of a tear appearing in the fabric of space alerted the two sisters to the absence of the redhead they were arguing over, but it was too late, for the man had already closed the portal before they figure out where he had escaped.
"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Watchtower, Earth's Orbit
"By Son's flaming nuts, I shall not do that again… unless I have to" Naruto muttered out with a frown as he stood up from the cold and steel-like ground. Wait, steel-like ground? The earth wasn't supposed to be made of iron or steel. "Okay, where the hell am I?"
To be honest, he hadn't exactly thought up any particular place for his landing when he had made his manly escape. He had just conjured up a portal to the nearest world and hurled himself into it with alarming speed to get away from the sisters.
Looking around, his blue eyes perceived the largeness of the room itself and how it was equipped with technologically advanced artilleries and weaponries. Simply judging from that single aspect, he knew that the room was either used to battle dangerous invaders or as a training room.
He would have continued his observation if his eyes hadn't been gravitated towards the other end of the room where a lovely spectacle welcomed him.
Standing in the other side of the room was a beautiful woman, in possession of divine curves and thickness. Black wavy hair cascaded down her back, unrestrained by any sort of accessory to hinder its sheer beauty, held back by a golden tiara with a star in the middle.
Blue eyes of sharpness hiding the glaring ferociousness of a wild predator under a veil of curiosity and wariness studied his every move and skimmed along his muscular but lithe frame with appreciation and caution.
Full and pouty lips, cute nose and defined cheekbones gave her an aura of royalty. Slender shoulders, muscular but feminine arms adorned by silver bracelets at the wrists as well as the trained way she held her stance hinted towards her training as a warrior.
And then came the part where his mind went into a l.u.s.t-filled frenzy.
'Tit alert! Tit alert! System overload!'
Barely hidden by a golden, red and blue armor, her massive spheres of womanly flesh peeked out of the annoying confines in all their sheer deliciousness. The red fabric of her armor tightly clung to her warrior-like midriff, stretching outwards to accommodate a set of broad h.i.p.s.
The star-spangled base of her armor did little to hide away the utter plumpness of her corpulent behind, nor do justice to the wideness of her h.i.p.s, but it did stop high enough to reveal her thick womanly thighs and long legs.
Shield held up in a defensive manner and beautifully crafted sword poised to cut cleanly through his head with the slightest hint of hostility was what melted his heart. Needless to say, Naruto was not in the right state of mind at the moment.
Wonder Woman or better known as Diana of Paradise Island had no idea how to respond to such a situation. She had been training like she always did _ except this time she was alone and not with a sparring partner _ when she had become witness to the fabric of space being torn apart and a redheaded man jumping out of it.
While she secretly thought that the man needed to be more aware of his surrounding due to the non-ceremonial way of his arrival and becoming acquainted with the ground, she been quite surprised and wary.
Even though people appearing from within portals were quite common in her life of being Wonder Woman, it was still unnerving to see someone walk out of it while she had no knowledge of his or her intentions.
Her wariness was further augmented by the fact that portals were mostly used by Parademons, minions of the mad lord, Darksied. A few others also used them but that was beside the point.
This one was different in a lot of ways.
The man was a tall and substantially muscular redhead with his hair swept back in a glossy manner, a single strand hanging over the front of his blue eyes. His face was, she might dare say, beautiful. Blue eyes, high cheekbones, pronounced eyebrows and thin lips.
He was, surprisingly, dressed in an ornate dark red Armani suit and black dress shoes that even though quite conservative and more formal still showed off his considerable muscle mass. She wasn't sure what to take from his appearance.
The redhead was not emitting any aura of hostility at all. He had no presence. He was there and yet not there at all.
Did that make sense?
To her, it didn't. Even the Greek deities had presences, in fact they seemed hell-bent on showing as much of their presences as possible. This man was different.
"Identify yourself"
"Excuse me for a few seconds, lady" Naruto stated in a somewhat neutral but normal tone, closing his eyes in concentration while Diana looked on with something akin to annoyance, cautious and curiosity.
This woman had a familiar feel to her presence when he really thought about it and … ignored her smoking hot ass and knockers. Becoming one with nature, the former Shinobi reached out with his senses towards the surrounding in all its purity.
Turns out, he was above a planet called Earth in an orbiting structure with quite a few strong life forces swarming inside it. The history of the world as well as the dimension itself confirmed his suspicion.
"Sorry about that, I had to gather my thoughts" Naruto offered apologetically, a thoughtful look on his face as he gazed at the voluptuous woman. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki"
"I am Diana of Themyscira" she introduced warily; shield and sword still poised to either defend or attack the unknown intruder. "State your purpose for coming here"
A smile graced Naruto's lips. "Hippolyta's daughter no doubt"
Wariness and caution was replaced by surprise and curiosity when Diana heard the complete stranger say her mother's name and with such fondness. "You know my mother?"
"Yup, that little spitfire and I go way back". Indeed they went back and he meant way back… like even through her backdoor. That easily annoyed and cranky blonde Queen was irresistible.
"Do not speak so rudely about my mother lest you suffer my wrath" Diana snapped back with a glare, griping her sword tightly.
"You even talk like her!" Naruto gushed out in excitement, surprising the stoic woman with his sudden change in personality. "That is so cute!"
"Excuse me?"
Before she could let her thoughts lead her towards potential disemboweling of a certain rude redhead, the doors to the Training Room opened abruptly and several of her comrades dashed in alarm, led by Superman and Batman.
"Is this a circus?" Naruto asked innocently, eyes blinking repeatedly to adjust to the bright colored uniforms of the newcomers. He hadn't seen these shiny creatures the last time he had been here.
Months Later, Mount Justice
"My job here is done then" Red Arrow muttered through tightened lips, throwing a disinterested look towards his used-to-be mentor before walking into the Zeta Tube.
Not giving the gathered team of Aqualad, Kid Flash, Superboy, Miss Martian, Robin and their newest addition Artemis time to think about Red Arrow's rude and nonchalant dismissal of their proposal, Batman turned towards the team with a no-nonsense aura.
"If the Shadows are after her, then you will need some help" he announced unclearly, inclining his head towards the other side of the cave.
The team's eyes widened in collective surprise when a gorgeously handsome redheaded man, dressed in a formal crimson suit appeared out of thin air without the slightest bit of sound or movement.
Aqualad, Robin and Kid Flash were quick to recognize the newcomer, but his appearance didn't lessen their shock in the slightest.
"Meet Paradox, your new supervisor"
"I call dibs!" Artemis blurted out suddenly, eyeing the new redhead like he was a prime piece of meat ready to be devoured. Who cared if he was a part of the Justice League or that he was many years her senior? A handsome hunk was a handsome hunk.
She conveniently ignored her teammates' surprised looks.
Naruto causally walked up to the center of the cave and looked around the gathered members. He already knew about the three Sidekicks and had seen them sometime fight alongside their mentors.
The one in possession of Superman's symbol did intrigue him. He had been on a mission during the Sidekicks' break-in to Cadmus, thus he had only heard of him in passing.
The boy resembled Superman in all aspects, except his height, muscle tone and significantly low power level. Other than that, some may even suspect him to be Superman if he wore the familiar red and blue suit.
Then came the Martian girl who claimed to be J'onn's niece. The girl had the appearance of a beautiful redheaded girl. She was as innocent as one would expect from a girl who had seen only red rocky landscapes her entire life.
Standing beside Green Arrow was a beautiful blonde girl of average height holding onto what appeared to be a folded bow. The blonde was daringly dressed in a green skin tight fabric extending all the way to her forehead and just below her considerable chest.
Her tight midriff was exposed for all to see in its e.r.o.t.i.c glory, followed by the flare of her wide h.i.p.s and round posterior.
He certainly liked what he saw and judging from the way she was practically undressing him with her eyes, she did too. He already liked her.
"Thanks for the introduction, spooky" Naruto declared pleasantly and patted an annoyed Batman on the back like one would his best friend. "Missed me?"
"No"
"Ouch"
Artemis jumped in surprise and heart-stopping shock when she felt her supple buttcheeks being pinched and patted, prompting her to twirl around with an arrow ready to strike the offender in his nuts only to find … nothing but empty space.
'What the hell!? Who pinched my butt?'
"Artemis, are you alright?" Green Arrow asked in concern, seeing her suddenly reach for her bow and arrow with an alarmed and angry look. Was she on her period or something?
Artemis composed herself and nodded unsurely. "Yeah … I am fine"
Who the hell pinched her butt and disappeared so quickly? Was it her imagination? Hell no! The guy had even patted her fleshy behind after pinching it!
Batman, Red Tornado and Green Arrow were out of the picture since the first was too far away from her to do such a thing, the second was an emotionless robot while the third was her father figure even if he was a playboy.
That left the rest of the team and one enigmatic redhead. Aqualad and Robin were out as well since both seemed more interested in following their missions' objective rather than copping a feel. Miss Martian was too innocent to do so even if her Telekinetic abilities made her the prime suspect.
That left Kid Flash and the mysterious Paradox guy.
While she wanted to suspect the ginger haired speedster for doing such a thing since he was a known pervert and an unsuccessful player not to mention his speed could allow him to grope anyone's ass without getting noticed, but she knew he wasn't the one.
No matter how fast he moved the rapid shuffling of his feet on the floor and the force through which he sliced through the air current always left loud noises which means she would've noticed had he groped her before escaping.
That left the redhead.
She knew too little about him to declare him a pervert who had groped her.
Her musings were cut short as Batman shrugged off Naruto's hand from his shoulder and turned to the gathered team. "Paradox here will be in charge, follow his lead. Dismissed"
She would think about the pervert later. They had a mission to do.
Happy Harbor High
"Even though I am in-charge, you guys and ladies are free to guard whatever post you think is important" Naruto announced cheerfully as he walked in front of the assembled team, while Doctor Roquette, their unwilling client, sat a few meter away from the team in front of a computer. "Now unless you guys wanna admire my handsome manly features all day, get to your jobs!"
"Huh!"
"What!"
"Seriously?"
"Batman would never…"
The stare Robin received after that incomplete sentence would haunt him for live. "I am not Batman"
Some like Superboy and Artemis were happy to be given authority of following in their own instincts and not ordered around like puppets, Megan was too low on self-esteem to deem a place worthy of being important while Robin, Aqualad and Kid Flash had been too used to being ordered around by their mentors to take actions for themselves.
"That is your weakness" Naruto explained neutrally, pinning each of the guilty members with his sharp gaze. "You have become so used to being ordered around by your mentors that you have no idea what to do when a commanding officer willing hands over authority to you"
Robin, specifically, was quite shaken by the reality. While he had done quite a few missions on his own and had pulled all of them in record time, but being with Batman was different.
He had always waited for Batman's instruction before moving on with a plan, never taking a step by himself unless ordered. No wonder the free and nonchalant way Paradox gave away his authority to them caught him off-guard.
Batman would never hand over his authority over a mission to another unless and until he had to.
"I am not only your commanding officer on this mission but also your teacher" Paradox announced with a soft smile, providing the team with a sense of comfort and warmth. "I will guide you, show you the right path but it is you who must take steps to move forward on those paths, understand?"
"Yes sir!"
"Good" he nodded with an eyesmile and pointed to a stupefied Kid Flash. "You chose who should be paired up with whom"
"M-me?" the speedster blurted out in a stutter, heart racing faster than his legs. This new guy sure knew how to make a guy nervous. Normally, he would jump at the chance to lead and show off but now, he was practically shaking in his boots.
"Yes you"
Well, here goes nothing.
"Umm … how about me and Megan, Superboy and … Artemis, Aqualad and Robin?"
The looks Megan and Artemis gave him almost made him want sink into the earth and never show up again. Hey, give him a break! He was a guy who could run fast, not Albert Einstein!
"Excellent choice kid" Naruto praised genuinely, giving the nervous and gaping boy a thumbs up.
"R-really?"
"Yes. You and Megan pairing up will provide your team the necessary amount of muscle and speed. Artemis is a proficient hand-to-hand combatant while Superboy has super strength, balancing out their team as well. I don't need to explain why Aqualad and Robin make a good team"
"Man, I am a genius!"
'I am going to kill you, you moron!' a chibi Artemis stomped around in her mindscape, materializing a person vividly resembling Wally and strangling him to death. 'Why didn't you pair me up with that hunk?'
"Kid Flash and Megan, you are Alpha. Guard the front gates." Naruto ordered briefly, receiving nods of consent as they two sped off outside the corridors and into the front yard. "Superboy and Artemis, you are Beta, keep a close eye on the surrounding from the rooftops. Robin and Aqualad, you are Gamma, guard the lab's door"
London, Naruto's Apartment
The voluptuous princess of the Amazons discreetly flew through the chilly night air, wavy black locks fluttering in the soft wind. The black haired Amazon floated up to the last floor of a tall building and entered into one of the apartments through an open window.
With a twirl that got amused looks from Superman and any other Leaguer every time she did it, Diana changed from her familiar armor into a much casual garb. A black tank top tightly hugging her large b.r.e.a.s.ts and red yoga pants stretching over her supple behind and thick thighs.
The apartment she landed in wasn't much large or fancy for that matter and to be honest neither was the person living in it. It had everything a single man or woman would need for a peaceful and comfortable life.
A large bedroom with its own bathroom, a comfortable Living room, connected Kitchen and a door leading towards a balcony providing a view of the entire city.
It wasn't large but it gave off the aura of comfort and warmth she desperately needed at the moment.
Speaking of the owner …
Looking around she saw no familiar redhead anywhere. The sound of water running coming from the bedroom put a halt to her musings. He was in the shower.
With a tired sigh, the princess glided to the large couch in the middle of the Living room and sat down… or more like slumped down in a un-princess-like manner. Within a few seconds, the seated amazon was no longer seated as she shifted around and laid down on the couch, propping up her feet on the armrest.
"Welcome Diana, how was your mission?"
"Disastrous and tiring" she replied monotonously, draping her hands over her eyes in a lazy manner. "Fighting Cheetah is more tiring than an actual challenge"
"I wish I was there" Naruto announced through the bathroom door.
"I don't need your help with fighting her, she was barely a warm-up" Diana stated firmly.
She could've sworn that she heard him snort but the sound of running water was too loud to hear such a minor sound.
"Not that" the redhead rebuffed with a chuckle. "I simply love watching woman wrestle it up. You know the biting, hair-pulling and my favorite, the clothe-tearing!"
"You should be grateful that I am tired" the princess retorted in a dangerous tone, glaring at the bedroom door with clear venom in her eyes. "Otherwise I would've shown you how a real woman fights"
Her glare intensified when Naruto chuckled smugly. She could almost picture his smug face and smirk.
"Anyway, engaging in some girl on girl action with Cheetah must have been exhausting, so I ordered something for you. It's in the Kitchen"
Whatever anger she was feeling dissipated when her stomach decided to make its presence known and growled loudly, causing the voluptuous princess to blush in embarrassment as she moved towards the Kitchen.
"Don't think that I didn't hear that ferocious growl"
"SHUT UP!"
Stomping towards the Kitchen, the black haired Leaguer almost ripped off the door from its hinges when she heard laughing in the distance, cheeks tinted a dark red. Composing herself, Diana calmly opened the door and peered inside, eyes widening in pleasant surprise when she saw something she simply loved beyond anything else.
Well except her mother and that damned redhead.
Ice Cream… creamy, cold and fruity ice cream! She noticed a pizza on the counter but who cared about that?
"I didn't tell you to open the refrigerator, did I?" Naruto asked from the bathroom, a hint of smugness visible in his tone. "I was talking about the pizza"
'I am not going to listen to him when it's right in front of me!' Diana mused stubbornly, reaching for the large glassy container of ice cream with an anticipatory smile … only for her finger to slip right through the goblet. 'What!?'
"The pizza dear, the pizza. No ice cream until you eat every single morsel of that cheesy circular heaven I have ordered just for you"
The handle of the door suffered her wrath, caving in from her strong grip. 'Damn him!'
She was tempted to just pummel the refrigerator into an unrecognizable piece of jumbled objects but then she would be pummeling her ice cream as well. Suffice to say, she was pissed off but also hopeful.
The moment she figured out the source of his strange powers, she was going to tie him down on a bed and vent out all the frustration she had built up due to his damned antics. Not the pleasurable way… well not for him at least.
"Fine!" she hissed out in anger, snatching the pizza carton from the counter with a displeased frown as she moved towards the living room. Throwing the carton with such strength that it almost smashed through the table, Diana sat down with a displeased look, pouty lips pursed in anger and hands crossed over her massive chest.
"Awww you are pouting? How cute!"
"Shut up!" she shot back angrily. How in Tartarus did he know what she was doing? "Are you going to come out or do I need to send a bed and a few pillows in there in case you need them?"
It didn't take a genius to figure out the sheer amount of sarcasm dripping from her tone.
"That would be very kind of you" Naruto retorted smugly.
"Get out here right now!"
"So what are you wearing?"
That garnered the kind of reaction Naruto was hoping for. Diana blinked several times to properly understand his words before her lips stretched into an angry snarl. "I am not telling you that!"
"Well I am n.a.k.e.d in here" the redhead announced loudly, his voice taking on a husky undertone. "In this chilly night, all you need is a hot shower to calm your nerves"
Vivid images of a completely n.a.k.e.d redhead appeared in her vision. Wide shoulders, muscular arms, a wide torso and washboard abs dripping and shinning in the light. That hot, divine body pressed up against her, a pair of thin lips kissing her neck and hands driving her wild with l.u.s.t.
And that c.o.c.k! Great Hera, that deliciously curved, e.r.o.t.i.cally thick and frighteningly large c.o.c.k always drove her wild with l.u.s.t!
With a smirk that screamed overwhelming hunger, the princess shredded her clothes like a snake shedding its skin and sprinted towards the bathroom in startling swiftness.
Soon enough, the pizza was left forgotten as the sounds of flesh smacking into wet flesh, m.o.a.ns and grunts of pleasure reverberated through the building as Naruto pounded all the tiredness, exhaustion and anger right out of the m.o.a.ning black haired amazon.
Western Mongolia
"Never in fifty thousand years have any living being done enough damage to my plans to compare to what the so called Paradox have done in a few months" Vandal Savage drawled out in a neutral tone, thick with ambition and visions. "Something must be done"
Lex Luthor, as always, was the first to nod his head. Causing chaos was his thing… right after finding ways to kill Superman and make more profit. This Paradox was proving himself to be someone he could neither control nor manipulate in order to make profit.
So, he had to go.
"That is the conclusion" he agreed, glancing around the table to gaze at his fellow enlightened comrades. "The question is, how?"
"Indeed, this man has proven time and again that he is not to be trifled with" Queen Bee's sultry voice chimed in, the l.u.s.t and desire in her tone barely hidden. "I could bring him under my control"
Ra's amused snort caught the rest of the members so off-guard that they could barely believe their ears. The always ambitious man known as the Demon Head, the leader of the League of Assassins and the great Ra's Al Ghul snorted?
"Unless you want to be caught in your trap and die, I would advise you to steer clear of making that mistake" the Demon Head stated firmly, hands placed on the table and fingers interlaced thoughtfully. "His eyes barely leave anything to escape his notice. Even if by some remote chance that happens, his sheer willpower is enough to bend the very fabric of reality"
Vandal gave the contemplating man a scrutinizing stare, curiosity and interest brimming in his dark eyes. "Seems like you know quite enough about him, old friend"
"Something like that" Ra's agreed vaguely. "His ideals and colorless vision of the world is the cause for the creation of my League"
The evolved caveman raised an eyebrow in interest. "How so?"
Ra's knew that the next bit of information would shock the Light right down to their cores. "Before I tell about his ideals, let me tell you one simple fact. From what I know, he lived long before you were even born, Vandal or maybe I should say before the concept of humans existed"
"What!?"
"Not entirely accurate but close nonetheless" a melodiously soft but pungently sultry voice reverberated through the sealed off assembly hall, immediately putting the gathered villains on full alert. Soon enough, dark clothed assassins swarmed into the hall, forming a protective circle around the Light members, courtesy of Ra's.
Within the next few seconds, the room was flooded by an intense stream of vile energy, seeping into the room through unknown holes, licking at the circular walls like a snake searching for heat until the Light could not even feel their own skin.
The telltale signs of heels clicking on the marble floor alerted the Light to the sealed door of the gathering hall. If they were surprised, they kept it well hidden as an unmistakably feminine figure materialized right through the door with effortless ease.
They only heard a delicate snap of manicured fingers sliding against one another before Ra's famed assassins fell to the ground, not a single trace visible to indicate the reasons for their deaths.
"That was to show you who you are dealing with" the figure purred out in sick delight as she glided forward, each click of her heels putting the Light even more on edge than before until finally, their eyes fell upon a creature that could only be described as the very epitome of feminine perfection.
Long tresses of blood red fell straight down her shoulders like the calm waves of a sea, all the way down to her slender waist. Blood red locks kept the right side of her crimson slitted eyes from view … eyes that promised a world of pain but unthinkable pleasure as well.
Delicate nose, pronounced cheeks bones and puffy rosy lips, stretched into a mischievous smile.
A dark red silk dress with black interior and black fur collar adorned her e.r.o.t.i.c body. Black metal chest plates barely contained the colossal round mass of flesh known as her b.r.e.a.s.ts. Similar padded, ornate black plates were wrapped snuggly around her tight midriff, before flaring up into a set of thick womanly h.i.p.s.
The slitted part of her dress could barely contain the sheer width of her h.i.p.s, nor hide away the thickness of her thighs; snuggly hugged a pair of black leggings. Her massive, balloon-like posterior e.r.o.t.i.cally strained against the silk dress.
All in all, she appeared something or rather someone from every man's wet dream. Even Queen Bee, for all her beauty and sensuality felt threatened by her.
"Who are you?" Vandal asked neutrally, hands clenched and ready to summon Clarion should the need arise.
The woman merely chuckled in mirth, gliding towards the center of the room in all her e.r.o.t.i.c glory. Wide h.i.p.s swaying from side to side, thick thighs seductively sliding against one another as she walked until finally she stood at the center of the table.
"My name is Chaos, Lady Chaos …" the woman declared smugly, producing a wide throne out of thin air with the snap of her fingers.
The redheaded woman lowered her plump, doughy bulk of butt-flesh onto the throne with a pleased sigh and rested her head on a clenched hand, observing every member of the Light with a certain glint in her crimson eyes of malice and l.u.s.t.
"… But from now on, I am your Queen!"
THE END
Chapter 2
A few of you asked about Naruto's first meeting with the JL, right? Well I can't exactly explain everything on the first chapter. Some scenes will be revealed in Flashbacks while some on the get go. Another thing, some suggested one character or another regarding who Lady Chaos may possibly be, that will be revealed later on.
In case you have trouble with picturing Lady Chaos' clothes, just search Belial from Seven Mortal Sins and see her first uniform. Not the one after fusing with that strange dog-like creature.
On with the show!
Responses,
Gammagyro: No. No rings, he is an OP character; I see no reason to add a power ring besides making him look cool. I honestly dislike that sort of thing. Keeping his powers a secret is just wonderful.
Phenomenal Ultra Instinct: Inspired from what? I really didn't understand you man, can you explain a little bit clearer?
Western Mongolia
"… But from now on, I am your Queen!"
If the Light had not been pissed off before due to her uninvited and unwelcomed visit, they sure were now, especially Queen Bee and Vandal. The former could not tolerate anyone claiming the title of Queen beside herself while the latter had zero tolerance for being ordered around.
He had lived for thousands of years, planned the complete annihilation of countless civilizations and still had plans to further his ambitions till the day the entire world … no, not the Earth but the entire Universe trembled at the simple utterance of his name.
And suddenly some woman of unknown origin and unknown motives barges in, kill his subordinates and claim that she was to be their queen? Not on his watch.
Needless to say, Vandal was itching to summon Klarion.
And he did.
A bright light from Vandal's ring announced the dramatic appearance of the childish Lord of Chaos. A short and formally dressed boy with an abnormal hair style, closely resembling pointed horns, appeared out of the light, a large cat gently snuggled up his torso.
"Vandal, you better have something for me to destroy because I am in a bad mood" Klarion announced in a rough but childish voice, the cat releasing a soft meow as if to agree with its master.
The evolved caveman barely paid attention to the irritated boy, simply pointing towards a smirking Lady Chaos as she observed the newcomer like a hawk. "Deal with her"
"Who is she?" the personification of chaos asked with a raised eyebrow of interest. Honestly, he didn't care who he destroyed but he felt like this woman at least deserved that privilege due to her beauty.
"Does it matter?" Vandal's dry and unconcerned question washed away any semblance of regret he felt in potentially destroying a beautiful creature as he grinned evilly.
"No, I suppose it doesn't" he countered nonchalantly, a malicious grin threatening to split his face from its wideness as he stepped forward and carefully observed the redheaded woman. "Time to die, lady"
"Really?" the self-proclaimed Queen asked mockingly, placing a delicate hand over her massive chest and trailing it down the curves of the weighty mounds as she closed her eyes in lewd bliss.
That rude dismissal of his threat was not taken well.
Not at all.
A pulsing seal array around Klarion was the only indication of his anger, followed by the darkening of his eyes and the appearance of two large fireballs in his hands. With a roar that did not suit his seemingly dwarf-like size, Klarion unleashed the spheres of flames in a direct course for the still m.o.a.ning and unaware woman.
That was his greatest mistake ever.
Almost as if afraid to interrupt the self-pleasuring woman, the orbs of dark magic shifted direction midway and zoomed right into the interior of the assembly hall, blasting away the gathered members of the Light towards the surrounding walls in a burning pile of barely alive flesh and on the very verge of death.
Among this carnage, among the smoked remains of shattered walls and scorched flesh, Lady Chaos plopped one of her long legs over the armrest and glided to the side of the throne, providing anyone who would dare look a clear view of her undergarment-clad womanhood and exposed womanly thighs.
"The game has officially begun, Naruto Uzumaki, I hope you are ready"
The room almost immediately became home to the reverberations of a tyrannical maniac's insane laughter, devoid of even a shred of sanity or stability, closely followed by the blood-curdling screams of agony from the downed members of the once mighty Light.
Naruto's Apartment
The redheaded Leaguer casually tossed the pancakes onto another side on a frying pan, whistling a jaunting tone while also cutting onions on his other hands in a way that would leave even the most skilled chef green with envy.
It was more like a show of skill than actual cooking if someone was to become its witness. And that someone just so happened to be the still sleepy princess of the ferocious amazons.
"Good morning" Naruto chirped happily, shooting a quick look at her appearance over his wide shoulder. "Nice outfit"
The black haired amazon was dressed in simple black booty shorts which, quite obvious from its name, showed off her plump booty and thick thighs like she was on a manhunt. A black tank top barely stopped her giant funbags from tearing it into shreds and bouncing out into the open air in all their jiggling glory.
Even if her hair was disheveled and not done in their graceful style, she still looked as drop-dead gorgeous as she always did.
"Good morning" Diana answered back in a somewhat sleepy tone, too tired to even offer the smile she was quite known for or think of a respond to Naruto's quirky jab at her choice of dress.
"Coming down for breakfast without a shower first?" He conveniently neglected to add the word 'again' to the sentence.
"What is the point of having a bath if I am going to get sweaty once again?" she retorted in a pointed but vague tone, a tone she knew that the redhead would understand. And he did if his chuckle was anything to go by.
"Point taken"
By the speed of Hermes, he didn't even have the decency to deny that he was going to have s.e.x with her right after breakfast.
Honestly, by now she shouldn't even be surprised since their morning 'delight' was now a must-follow rule in the small apartment and she had gotten so used to having his fat tool thrusting into her quim every morning that she felt oddly depressed just thinking of not getting the same action this morning.
But still…
It would be nice to at least see the damned redhead show a little bit of shame when discussing such a private topic.
"Where is my Ice Cream?"
"No Ice Cream today, just cream" Naruto retorted with a self-satisfied grin as he pilled all of the pancakes, bacons and scrambled eggs, absentmindedly reaching backwards to grab a chair from smashing into his head. "And you wonder why I call you a hopeless prude"
"I tolerate your perversion in other things simply because you are at least somewhat … good at what you say and do" Diana began in a threatening tone, rosy lips stretched into an angry frown while the golden dark flesh of her cheeks glinted a dark red. "But I will not tolerate anything lewd directed at my favorite food"
"Thanks for the compliment princess" the tall redhead countered with a cheeky wink. Who wouldn't want to hear that he was good in perverted goodness from a woman, especially when she is angry at you for said perversion?
"Don't call me that!" How she hated that nickname, especially when he said it.
"Ok sheesh, I can't even tell you to get laid" the redhead murmured under his breath as he grabbed the chock-full platters of food and cautiously strode towards the table, where a cranky amazon was glaring a hole through his head.
They say that a woman has a certain glow around her in the morning when she has intercourse. He failed to see that glow around Diana and he had been pounding into her soaking wet cunt for the better part of the night and would've continued even further had she not collapsed from exhaustion, which is why she appeared so sleepy.
Where was the damn glow?
There was no denying the fact that she always looked absolutely gorgeous, whether she was sleeping like a cute kitten, battling a strong opponent or even when having a thick slab of man-meat inside her Amazonian love-channel, but he was searching for the mysterious glow that he had read about in some of the books Diana loved to collect.
Whoever had said that would pay and he would pay dearly.
"Did you say something?"
"Nope, just muttering to myself" he neutralized smoothly as he slipped into a chair, arranging the plates full of food onto the table one after another. He arched an eyebrow when the touchy amazon crossed her hands under her enormous tits and looked away in an immature huff. "What's with the pout?"
"I am not eating breakfast without my ice cream" she grumbled heatedly, planting a little more force into her pout for added effect. It always worked. Something about her lips being so damn irresistible and such, according to Naruto.
If someone had told her that one day she would get a boyfriend who had been with her mother before she was even born, who had lived for who knows how long and one who would make her do these … juvenile actions, she would have sent them straight to the deepest pits of Tartarus without a second thought.
Diana and pouting? These two shouldn't even be put in a single sentence, but it was the truth nevertheless. He was compelling her to do things she hadn't ever imagined herself doing and the most disturbing part was that she loved it.
For once, she wasn't the great Wonder Woman who could rival the greatest of heroes and even match the legendary strength of Superman.
For once, she wasn't the ambassador of her home island with a goal of spreading understanding and peace among Man's world.
For once, she wasn't the graceful and beautiful princess of Themyscira who had won the Tournament of Champions and sent into Man's world to represent her people and fight against the forces of evil.
For once in her entire life, she was just Diana, a woman with all the needs, temperament and insecurities of a normal woman. He didn't feel threatened by her status, quite the opposite in fact when you considered that he _ much to her chagrin _ had also been with her mother before her birth.
He surpassed her in power, thus easily able to handle her angry outbursts. To put it simply, he loved her for who she was and she would be damned if she didn't love him even more.
"Come on Diana, eating ice cream first thing in the morning is not healthy" Naruto started in a placating manner, earning a piercing glare from her in return. "I know I shouldn't be the one talking about healthy food and whatnot but you can see that I am not having ramen either"
She could see that. A round bowl of noodles sloshing around a dense, salty and unhealthy broth was nowhere to be found, a refreshing sight she had to admit. Then again, so was her ice cream.
Naruto was the same when it came to ramen, maybe even worse. Give him a friendly advice about forgoing ramen for just one day and you may find yourself in the hospital faster than you can say 'ouch'.
"You have no idea how hollow a morning sounds without my fill of ice cream" she argued stubbornly, slamming her open palm against the table in a show of fake anger.
The redhead could feel a massive sweatdrop sliding down the side of his face as he gaped at her. "And you think I feel all sparkly and bubbly without my precious ramen?"
She ought to keep up her stubborn attitude and force him to bring her some ice cream but damn if those strips of bacons didn't look absolutely mouthwatering.
"Come on, just this once. For me" he pleaded in a whiny tone, though on the inside he was practically begging her to refuse his offer because the previously mouthwatering bacons and eggs were appearing much less appealing than he thought they would.
Sighing in resignation, the black haired princess muttered something incoherently under her breath and grabbed the plate full to the brim with bacons with a dry look expression. "Fine"
Damn, there goes that idea. She was practically going to attack him a few minutes ago for suggesting that she eat something other than ice cream and now when he was ready for her to refuse one last time, she went ahead and accepted it!
First bite, the second then the third and before he knew it, Diana was devouring the bacons like she was one a mission, in a manner that would give her stoic mother a heart-attack. Juicy and meaty stripes of bacons disappeared one after another into her mouth while a gaping Naruto looked on with round comical eyes.
"Where the hell does all that food go?" the redhead blurted out in surprise, receiving a haughty smirk from the occupied beauty. He was almost tempted to forget about breakfast, bend the e.r.o.t.i.cally smirking princess over the table and hammer into her like a man possessed by the devil.
"Where do you think?" Diana countered in a suggestive tone, darting a quick glance towards her milk-tanks with an alluring smirk.
"Considering how big those tits are and how fat that ass of yours is, I guess I don't need to think much harder over that topic" Naruto countered with an equally lecherous snicker as he slid the plate of eggs away, no longer feeling the urge to eat. He was in the mood for something else. "Speaking about tits and ass, we haven't even done our morning ritual"
"Not until I eat my ice crea… hey!"
By the time Diana had composed herself enough to notice that she was sprawled on the table she had just been eating on, it was too late. The redhead was already in his birthday suit and his not-so-little friend was stiffer than an iron rod, no doubt ready to go exploring.
And it just so happened that the sight for said exploring was her snug p.u.s.s.y. Oh to Tartarus with it, who cared anymore? Breakfast and even her precious ice cream could wait.
At the end of the day, it didn't matter to her whether the cream was cold or scorching hot and whether she ate it through her mouth or had it directly pumped into her fertile w.o.m.b.
Cream was cream after all and by Zeus' beard she loved it!
Watchtower, Monitor Room
A dark frown adorned the Dark Knight's face as he grimly watched the large computer adjusted into the wall of the room, taking note of a small red dot flickering a few times before vanishing completely.
It was bad news, not for him alone mind you but for the entire League as well as the safety of human kind. Whether he believed in magic or not was up for debate but he was still a cautious man by nature and knew that a powerful weapon such as the Helmet of Fate was not a good thing in the wrong hands.
He may agree with Superman's idea of leaving Kent Nelson, the caretaker of the Helmet, to his own devices but nobody said anything about keeping an eye on him.
He had put a tracker on the elderly wearer during one of their meetings in order to monitor his travels and to ensure that nothing out of the ordinary happened.
It seems his worries were coming to pass. The tracker was no longer functional. It meant it had either been destroyed or tampered with. Kent's last location read 'Salem' which may provide enough information to track him down and get to the bottom of the issue.
Batman barely took note of the automatic door sliding open or rather he ignored it in favor of checking on the cave.
"Hey there Spooky" Naruto announced casually as he and a thoroughly satisfied Diana walked into the room.
"Greetings Batman" Diana greeted politely, nudging a smirking Naruto in the ribs. The jab to his ribs did little to dissuade the redhead from continuing with his activities.
That oh so important and essential activity was gently fondling Diana's meaty ass-cheeks and teasingly trailing his middle up and down the crevice of her covered buttocks.
"Diana, you were supposed to be on monitor duty an hour ago" Bruce droned out in an emotionless tone, not even bothering to look at the couple he was addressing. And good thing too.
The voluptuous princess could ignore the rude way he waved off their greetings but her warrior-like mindset would never allow her to be ordered around by anyone. "Let me remind you that I volunteered for the shift in Paradox's place since he had a meeting with the young Sidekicks, no one has the right to tell me when and how I should do it, not even you"
Naruto had to give the broody man credit for not reacting in any way in response to Diana's infamous temper. He could clearly sense Batman's unease and a hint of defensiveness which showed that he was a victim of fear like all beings are but still it was something.
Only a select few could brag about ever withstanding her anger and apparently Batman was one of them. Must be because both were the founding members and thus knew each other's temperament well enough.
"And besides we were held up due to an unavoidable matter" she added softly, glad that the detective wasn't looking at them. The blazing blush on her cheeks would have revealed too much at once.
"Actually, she was held up" Naruto chimed in pleasantly, gentling patting one fat, doughy cheek at a time as he teasingly dig his middle finger into the crack, almost threatening to tear away the star-spangled fabric and embed itself in her backdoor. "I was the one doing the 'holding up' thing"
"Shut up!" the princess hissed out in a mixture of anger and embarrassment, all the while trying to ignore the way the redhead was groping her meaty ass and practically fingering her rosebud.
Indeed they were held up or more like she was held up. She vividly recalled the feeling of his strong arms holding up her lithe form like a weightless doll and spearing her down on his throbbing shaft.
The feeling of a long, stiff and pulsing pillar of meat thrusting into her tight opening, reshaping it with every single plunge and unloading thick spurts of scorching s.e.m.e.n that could only be measured in the gallons directly into her insatiable and anticipating w.o.m.b was simply out of this world.
No wonder Man's world was filled with such debauchery.
If Batman noticed the hidden meaning of their words, he didn't comment on it as he turned around with a neutral look on his cowl-covered face. "The place is all yours, Wonder Woman"
Diana nodded firmly, inwardly sighing in relief when Naruto removed his daring hand from her jutting ass before the detective could spot him. "Thank you"
"And stay away from each other when you are aboard the Watchtower"
The Dark Knight didn't stay long enough to see the effects of his comment as he marched out of the room and into the Zeta Beam platform, teleporting away to tend to his duties and … avoid being on the receiving end of Diana's anger once again.
"Damn, I didn't even make a crack at him" Naruto grumbled depressingly. Seeing Batman and not annoying him was like forgoing ramen for a few hours, which basically amounted to pure torture.
"He knows" Diana muttered out in disbelief, several scenarios going through her mind before everything reached a single conclusion. "And it's all your fault!"
Yeah, that caused the normally ready redhead to take a few seconds of thinking before he blinked and answered the way any intelligent man would answer when faced against the unknown. "What?"
"I told you to control your hands!" The voluptuous princess plopped down on the comfy chair reserved for the member in-charge of duty, unconsciously giving a tempting jiggle to her fleshy b.r.e.a.s.ts. The redhead's eyes instantly gravitated towards the wobbling twins. "My eyes are up here"
Naruto lewdly licked his dry lips; conveniently ignoring Diana's twitching fists as he stared at her still softly jiggling tits. "Don't know why but I suddenly want to drink some milk"
No matter how tempting that subtle offer was and no matter how her womanhood tingled in excitement, the black haired amazon knew she had to put a stop to his advances before they went too far into their l.u.s.t to return. "Not a chance"
"Aww come on, I just wanna gently suck on them"
"No"
"Just a tinsy winsy little lick?"
"Absolutely no and that's final" she retorted quickly, far less force in her words than before while her cheeks flushed bright red. He wanted milk from her? Did he even stop to think what that insinuated? "I thought you had something to do, something about a whiny kid with a cat?"
"Oh right, I almost forgot" Realization dawned on him as he sprung up swiftly, grabbing a blushing Diana by her hand as he forced her to stand on her feet before turning her around.
With a firm slap that sent glorious ripples through her fat, meaty globes of flesh she called her buttocks, Naruto vanished into thin air with a snicker before she could register the slap.
"See you later, princess!"
"Don't call me that!"
Oh how she hated that name. She wasn't angry because he had spanked her ass, he always did that and she had long since stopped being angry over it. That nickname simply drove her crazy!
Unknown Location
"Damn those brats! Damn that old fart! Dammit all!"
Klarion barely paid any attention to his familiar, Teekl, as he continued to vent out his anger on an unfortunate boulder that had been in his sight after his embarrassing defeat.
He was the physical embodiment of Chaos. He was destruction incarnate. He was unstoppable. Then how? How could a brat in possession of Fate's helmet defeat him? That old fart, Nabu, shouldn't have been able to stand a chance against him due to possessing a human with no affinity for magic whatsoever.
"So should I help you in defeating the evil boulder?"
Klarion snapped his head towards the source of the sound, eyes squinting in an unnatural way until they resembled round little dots of red among a deformed visage, a clear indication of his anger.
That anger tripled when he saw the owner of the voice.
Calmly seated on a large boulder to the side of the landscape was a tall redhead, dressed in a formal blood red Armani suit and nonchalantly waving at him with a friendly smile.
Paradox, the recently inducted member of the Justice League and the prime reason why the Light was now under the control of that sadistic monster hidden under the flesh of a woman.
This redhead was the reason why he, a Lord of Chaos, was reduced to nothing but an errand boy by a woman of all creatures. He was the reason why the Light was forced to be practically enslaved by that beast. He was going to pay!
"YOU!"
Naruto blinked cutely and pointed at himself "Me?"
"I will kill you!"
"No monologue about you being superior to me and how painfully you are going to make my death? Straight to the killing part?" Naruto commented offhandedly, not the least bit concerned about the dark clouds gathering above the growling boy. "You work fast kid"
"I am not a kid!" Klarion shouted in outrage, bringing down his raised hands in a crisscross fashion.
Naruto nodded sympathetically, well aware what the kid was going through. Denial, a great thing really.
"I understand kido, but I have to ask you one question" Naruto voiced out casually as he calmly dodged continuous lighting strikes raining down upon him from above. "Do you have a sister?"
"How dare you!"
"Ok, so no sister" the redhead mused out loud as he stroke his chin. "A mother then, I am a bit of a milf lover"
That did it for the childish Lord of Chaos as specks of dark magic erupted out of his small form like a broken faucet, eroding any semblance of life from the surrounding due to its sheer tainted nature while Naruto observed the spectacle with a smile.
"You. Are. Dead!" it didn't take a genius to figure out the fact that Klarion was pissed off and likewise, it didn't require a person of unmatched intellect to realize that Naruto was ready to beat him into submission.
"No, I am not" the redhead retorted pointedly, flashing him the middle finger as a form of 'motivation'. "Still pretty much alive and kicking"
A stream of dark magic rushed at him from all angles, effectively blocking any way of escape. The former Shinobi took the attack head on, not even trying to block it or make his escape.
The Witch Boy, seeing the undisturbed way the redhead took on his attack, decided to further solidify his belief of actually incinerating the redhead by sending countless shards of spear-like energy into the smoking center.
It didn't take long before the smoke dissipated to reveal a shocking sight. Klarion watched in shock as a completely unscathed Paradox walked out of the crater and much to his astonishment, was using one of his energy spears as a toothpick.
"Thanks kid, I really needed that toothpick" Naruto stated in a friendly tone, offering a polite nod before discarding the energy sphere to the side, much to the continued shock of the Witch Boy. "That damned thing was being a pain in my ass … a pain in my tooth actually but you get the idea"
"H-how?"
"I don't know exactly how but I ate roasted beef for breakfast so I think that strand of meat got stuck during that time" Naruto explained 'helpfully', further agitating the already fuming Lord of Chaos.
Actually, he barely ate anything even though he cooked quite a lot… unless you counted exploring Diana's Amazonian p.u.s.s.y with his tongue as eating.
"I didn't ask about that!" the pale boy yelled in anger, clenching his fists as he remembered how that damned woman known as Lady Chaos had defeated him so easily that he barely registered it. Now this man was reproducing that scene of shame and dishonor. "You should be vulnerable to magic!"
The redheaded Leaguer blinked owlishly. "Are you telling me what I should and shouldn't be vulnerable to? Seriously?"
"Just shut up and die!"
"Just chill kido"
This was what the supposed Lord of Chaos was capable of? Really? Just energy spheres, lightning strikes and spears of dark magic? This was really turning out to be a major disappointment.
That is until he saw the cat.
"I see" Paradox muttered in realization, nodding his head in understanding before he snapped his finger and a puff of smoke blasted around his shoulder. These two so called Lords were not directly connected to the mortal plane and needed an anchor to make their appearances.
The Helmet of Fate was Doctor Fate's way of making a place for himself in the physical plane while the cat represented Klarion's connection. It seems he would have to fight the Witch Boy on the magical plane to see his full power.
Klarion shifted wearily when numerous reddish orange tails appeared out of the specks of smoke before the body of a small fox, almost as big as his familiar, made itself known to the dark world.
"Kurama, be a dear and turn that cat's furry butt into your personal punching bag, will you?" Naruto requested in a sing-song voice, making the nine tailed fox grin like a … well fox.
"Trouble follows your ass like a moth to a flame …"
"Hey watch it, fuzz butt!"
"But at least I get some enjoyment from it" Kurama finished with a large grin, rolling his neck in anticipation for the torture he was going to put the little furball through.
"What's with the whole cracking your neck thing? It's not like I asked you to battle Superman" Naruto interjected sarcastically, prompting a massive tic mark to appear on the fox's forehead. "It's just a cat!"
"I know it's a cat, you moron!" Kurama yelled in irritation, slapping the redhead with his tails. "I was just pausing for dramatic effect!"
"There is nothing dramatic about fighting a cat"
Another tic mark soon joined the first one, throbbing with intensity. "Do you want me to skin that furball or not?"
"Yes, I do"
"Then shut up and let me do my job" the nine tailed fox muttered out in impatience, slumping into depression when he saw his 'formidable' opponent hissing at him as he jumped down from Naruto's shoulder. "I can't believe I am about to fight a cat of all things, I am the Great Nine Tail fox dammit!"
"I see nothing great from where I am standing" Naruto commented cheekily, dodging to the side when a fireball nearly blew his head off.
"Will you shut the f.u.c.k up? Can you at least let me imagine that I am fighting an army instead of this shitball?" Kurama shouted in frustration, stomping around the clearing like an angry bull. He used to fight the likes of Madara Uchiha and Kaguya, how could he sink so low?
"You can imagine whatever you want but it's not going to change the fact that you are fighting a cat" the redheaded Shinobi countered irreverently.
The once giant beast sighed in depression. "I hate you"
"Stop ignoring me!"
The two partners snapped out of their musings when they realized that they had been in the middle of fighting a certain Lord of chaos who was not looking very happy at the moment.
"Who the f.u.c.k is that?" the energy construct asked with a frown, not liking the fact that someone was bold enough to interrupt their argument. He had been too busy with his partner to notice that there was someone else as well.
Seriously, this guy must have balls of diamonds if he was willing to interrupt an argument between him and his partner.
Only one person was bold enough and frankly powerful enough to interrupt them.
This little brat was either incredibly confident or astoundingly stupid.
"Actually, I was asking him if he had a sister or mother" Naruto answered smoothly, ignoring Klarion's glaring stare. "He says he doesn't have one. Do you think he was found in a flood or something?"
"I am never going to understand your tastes" Kurama stated dryly, eyeing the small kid. "You seriously want to sleep with this brat's mother? If he looks like a burnt log, I shudder to think what his mother would look like"
"WHY YOU…"
"I think you pissed him off" Naruto revealed sagely.
Seeing the way Teekl transformed into a giant saber tooth tiger and how Klarion was suddenly looking much taller than before, the two gave each other strange looks before nodding firmly. "Yep, I definitely pissed him off"
"Nice job, partner" the redheaded ninja praised, giving his foxy friend a thumb up for good measures.
Kurama slapped his tiny chest in pride. "Thanks, I am really good at pissing people off"
"But…"
Kurama palmed his chibi forehead in irritation when Naruto dashed towards the transforming Witch Boy with an unreadable look on his face before punching him square in the face with enough force to send him soaring into the distance like a ragdoll. "Seriously?"
Oh right, the cat.
The nine tailed fox grinned widely and turned towards the transformed Teekl, waving his tails in sick glee. "Come here you little shit"
ROAR
Within the next few seconds, an irritated Kurama was sitting on a bruised Teekl with a twitching eyebrow and pulsing tic mark on his forehead. That was it? What the actual f.u.c.k?
"KURAMA!"
Whatever irritation he was feeling washed away instantly when he heard Naruto's maddened shout. The cat was connected to that little shitstain, so if the cat was down then obviously it meant that Naruto's opponent was also down… before the redhead could vent out his anger.
"I seriously love this f.u.c.k.i.e.d up logic!" Kurama remarked cheekily, as he blissfully lay down on the cat and waited for his annoyed partner to appear.
THE END
Chapter 3
Watchtower, Gallery
"I am telling you, buddy, the guy practically shouted out his entire master plan to me" Flash gushed out in childish excitement as he narrated the tale of his recent bout with Mirror Master to Naruto who was seated opposite to him in chair with a glass of Ice Cream … which he had 'borrowed' from Diana's collection.
She was not going to be happy about said 'borrowing' when she found out that was for sure.
"Please don't tell me you spared him?" Naruto groaned out, painfully ready for the outburst of 'hell yeah' from his friend. This was one of things that irritated him about the Leaguers, forgiveness.
On the plus side…
Who knew he and the speedster would hit it off so well? He sure as hell didn't.
"Nah, I kicked his ass extra hard for being stupid" Barry retorted with a grin as he took a long sip from a juice carton, causing his redheaded partner to smirk like a Cheshire cat and slap him on the shoulder.
"That's my boy!"
"Naruto"
The aforementioned man hummed in thought and turned towards the direction of the voice, bright blue eyes coming to a stop upon the approaching form of a tall and muscular man dressed in a red and blue armor suit, a stylized S emblemized on his chest.
"Yes, Big Blue, what can I do for you?" the redheaded Shinobi asked in a sing-song voice, inciting a loud whistle from Flash.
"That rhymed man!"
"I know right? Am I a freaking genius or what?"
Superman coughed into his hand to interrupt the duo before they descended into their own world of wonders and … insanity, no matter how amusing and entertaining it was.
Flash used to be a light of hope for the grim and unpleasant atmosphere of the watchtower, one who would always try to induce some sort of normalcy into their lives with his amusing antics, even after being scolded by the much stricter and uptight members of the League.
Even Diana had scolded the always grinning man a few times.
However since Naruto's arrival, everything around the League changed and for the better he might add. The redheaded man just had this aura of friendliness about him that simply compelled others to gather around him. He was casual, friendly and funny.
He had even caught Bruce smiling a few times after witnessing Naruto pull off some rather … disturbing pranks on the Leaguers. If that wasn't an accomplishment, then he didn't know what was.
The biggest and perhaps most surprising accomplishment of the redhead had to be his relationship with Diana. The relationship itself wasn't the real surprise but rather the events that led to it.
Each and every single man on the planet knew that Diana was and still is a woman of principle, discipline and grace. Anything outside the boundary of these three aspects was unacceptable. She valued order and regularity like her own life.
Naruto was the exact opposite of her personality. Anything that made him smile, freaked the living daylights out of people and gave him a kick of sensation was acceptable. He valued the thrill of the unknown and loved challenging that which was thought to be unchallengeable.
During the first few hours of Naruto's eventual induction into the League, Diana rejected every single aspect of his personality, deeming him unworthy of the position of a protector. Naruto, being Naruto, only took that as a challenge and started what was later dubbed by Flash as the 'War of Confession'.
The redhead started doing exactly what Diana hated most… right in front of her face. Delivering the first blow by calling her the one nickname she utterly despised, Naruto started a ferocious combos of verbal attacks on the Amazonian princess that would sometime leave said woman speechless.
Challenging her to spars and then escaping just as the fight would reach an acceptable heat. Stealing her Ice Cream collection, eating it in front of her and then vanishing into thin air to escape her wrath. These were some of the more 'colorful' things Naruto had done to the black haired heroine.
However, the most embarrassing to both the woman herself and those around her was Naruto either groping her … frontal assets or slapping her behind before escaping in a mad dash. Needless to say, the first month had been one neither he nor any of the Leaguer would ever forget.
Times flew by and before they knew, their strict and always disciplined member started acting … weird. She no longer admonished Flash for being irresponsible and acting childish. She no longer insisted on the rules being followed strictly and most surprising of all, she no longer acted venomous towards Naruto as she used to.
In fact much to the surprise of everyone, she warmed up to him considerably … but not much since Naruto remained as he was. It wasn't long before they announced that they were in a relationship. Most of the Leaguers took it in stride; others such as Flash … fainted.
"Naruto, did you say something to Kara … again?" Clark asked in a blank but dry tone as he stood in front of the redheaded man, who was looking anywhere but into his eyes.
"Umm no?"
"Are you sure?" he probed firmly, crossing hands over his chest. "Because she is currently wrecking the Training room and shouting something about a redheaded pervert"
"I may have… probably … sort of gently tapped her back" Naruto explained innocently, conveniently ignoring Superman's dry look.
"THAT WASN'T A GENTLE TAP, YOU PERVERT!" a loud voice tore through the corridors and reverberated through the gallery. "YOU SLAPPED MY ASS!"
"Damn" Barry muttered in surprise as a massive sweatdrop slid down Naruto's head. If there was one thing Barry absolutely adored and hated about his new buddy, it was his perversion. The redhead had the balls to even slap Diana's ass which basically amounted to being sent to Tartarus in pieces.
He was a man who admired the gifts that God had bestowed upon the female kind from afar but Naruto was even more 'religious' than him. He was inspecting every single aspect of those gifts with his unworthy hands every opportunity he would get.
Basically, no heroine's assets on the Watchtower had been spared from being 'inspected'.
Kara's heroine outfit was short enough to show off her luscious backside. If Naruto had slapped that bubble ass, then there was no better person to teach him the ways of the pervert than this redheaded master.
A certain reporter was trying hard to both hide his irritation and amus.e.m.e.nt. Irritation because the redhead kept doing these things no matter how many times he was caught or chased after.
And amused because the redhead's reaction after being caught and his sorry excuse of an explanation always made his day. Plus, he was keeping his wayward of a cousin in line.
"Big Blue, you gotta believe me, I am innocent!" Naruto pleaded comically, Flash nodding his head in confirmation to aid his friend, even though he knew that Naruto was guilty. "She is just accusing me like the last time. Do you really think someone as innocent as me would want to steal the panties of a hormonal teenager like her?"
'Does this guy have a death wish or something?' the male Kryptonian mused in deadpan. Everyone knew who was responsible whenever a heroine's panties or other private possessions were stolen. One of these days, he would push the blonde Kryptonian too far and there would be consequences.
"I KNOW IT WAS YOU, YOU SICK PERV!"
Naruto gestured towards the tall hero as he leaned forward as if trying to unveil a great secret. "That time of the month, eh?"
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Shit!" Naruto cursed loudly and stood up from the chair, wildly looking around the gallery. The blonde Kryptonian was on her way and he could feel it. "Sorry to cut this charming conversation in half, but I gotta go. See you later!"
Naruto's abrupt departure from the room was soon followed by a red and blue blur speeding through the chamber and out of the door in breakneck speed.
"Aren't you going to help him?" Clark asked curiously, staring at a casually grinning Flash.
"Nah"
"I thought you said you two were best buddies?"
"When we are trying to prank people" Flash explained firmly. "Not when he's got a pissed off teenager after his ass"
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Mount Justice
"Phew, that was close!" Naruto panted out in exhaustion as he appeared into the cave out of thin air. He had almost been caught, mostly because he had slowed down enough for the pissed off blonde to catch up but still it was something.
He had to admit one thing though, slapping that teenage booty and feeling the sheer softness of her bubble buttocks was so worth the trouble. Honestly, she should have expected her luscious butt being spanked by now, all of the others had done so, why not her?
If someone like his drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend could get used to being groped or spanked unexpectedly, then why not her?
Simple.
She loved it, that much he knew and sensed, not to mention smelled. She could show anger physically but her eyes could not hide the l.u.s.t behind them nor could she stop herself from getting wet.
Speaking about anger, what was this depression hovering around the cave? The redhead Leaguer shoved potentially dangerous thoughts about one day f.u.c.k.i.n.g a certain teenage Kryptonian into an unconscious mess and leaving her with a bloated belly of baby batter to the back of his head and focused on the source of the depressing sensations.
"What's with the long face?" Naruto asked casually as he walked up to the seated form of a sulking Aqualad. The boy was sitting in such a way that the Leaguer almost suspected that his mother or father had died … and then he remembered that Aqualad's mother had died quite a long time ago and the poor boy didn't know who his father was.
"Greetings Paradox" the boy greeted in a detached tone, hands hanging limping by his sides. "I am not sure what to do?"
Naruto smiled cheekily, patting the dejected boy on the back. "Love problems?"
"Am I really that transparent?"
"No, I am just that good at telling such things"
Kaldur couldn't argue with that. They only had a few missions with the redhead and he was hardly around these days but those few missions were enough to make them understand that Naruto was an enigma, short and simple.
"Spit it out already"
The Atlantean couldn't keep the chuckle contained when he heard the man's indignant comment. "When I was a child, I used to hear stories regarding the surface world and its wonder. It was my dream to one day walk the earth and engrave my name onto the pages of history in the name of my king. Now that I am here, I…"
Naruto nodded understandingly. "You are feeling doubtful"
"I… am just not sure if I belong here."
The redhead sighed heavily before staring out into the farthest side of the cave with a faraway look on his face. "Look kid, love is very complicated. It can turn a courageous man into a coward and a coward into a hero. Trust me when I say I know what you feel"
"Your relationship with Wonder Woman is not the same as mine, I am afraid" Kaldur retorted blankly.
"My situation is a lot different than yours, Kaldur, I love Diana more than I can put into words as I do her mother" Naruto explained calmly, causing the Atlantean to widen his eyes in surprise when he said 'her mother'. "I can give you a thousand reasons as to why my situation is a lot different than yours but I'd rather not."
"What should I do?"
"Doubts are never healthy for a relationship or in your case for the potential beginning of a relationship. I suggest you return to Atlantis temporarily, the familiar atmosphere of your home would provide you with enough calmness to make a rational decision and while you are at it, go and talk to your love interest."
With his part done, Naruto floated through the cave and disappeared into the room assigned for him.
Uzumaki Island
Bright early morning sunlight streamed into the large bedroom a certain former Shinobi was occupying, prompting said redhead to stir from his sleep. Bright blue eyes, glowing like the glittering surface of an ocean, opened to scan the surroundings before noticing the extra weight situated upon his chest.
A soft smile tugged at his lips as he idly observed the blissful expression of his partner sleeping like an innocent kitten, not an ounce of discomfort or worry on her face.
Bright flame-like sweeping hair extended all the down, covering the right side of the bed in a flame-like design of pure feminine beauty, a few strands hanging in front of her sharp but delicate features. Plump lips were subconsciously stretched into a satisfied smile as she slept atop his chiseled chest.
The familiar feeling of her large, swollen b.r.e.a.s.ts mashed against the stone-like muscles of his torso as well as her still erect n.i.p.p.l.es scratching against his dense skin was causing his lower buddy to throb.
Speaking of his lower buddy, the foot long slab of c.o.c.k meat was cozily embedded into the woman's still damp and milking cunt, occasionally squeezing down on the meat pillar to milk out what had remained from their last night beastly rutting.
Extending his hands down her slender waist, Naruto grabbed the sleeping woman by her wide h.i.p.s, tenderly digging his finger into the tender flesh of her thick meaty ass before delicately hoisting her up from his pelvis as he pulled out his pulsating c.o.c.k from the snug opening, eliciting a whimpering m.o.a.n from the sleeping beauty.
His chest welled up in manly pride when, as soon as his c.o.c.k was pulled out of the stretched and well-f.u.c.k.i.e.d hole, wad after thick wad of c.u.m poured out of her p.u.s.s.y in a continuous stream, effectively soaking the bed sheets.
While he was tempted to just leave his d.i.c.k inside the hole that he had thoroughly f.u.c.k.i.e.d last night and maybe repeat the occurrence once she was awake, the presence approaching his island needed his attention at the moment.
Besides, it's not like he couldn't just come back and pound the orange-haired woman known as Volcana into a drooling mess after dealing with his guest.
Planting a soft kiss on the woman's lips, Naruto stood up from the bed and strolled out of the master bedroom in all his n.a.k.e.d glory. It wasn't long before the redheaded Leaguer stood on the shores of the island in simple black boxers, bare feet planted firmly on the wet sand as small waves of cold water rushed around him.
Someone was approaching his island in ways that no normal human or even the gifted could do. The presence, the aura and the sensation he wafted off made his identification quite easy.
"Welcome to my island, Spectre" Naruto declared softly, eyes not even bothering to witness the arrival of the cosmic entity known as Spectre. Dark green light flashed softly, an unnatural force slammed against the atmosphere and the air around the island thickened as a hooded figure appeared out of the light.
The cosmic entity known as Spectre, the Divine Wrath of the one known as The Presence presumed the appearance of a middle aged man dressed in green pants, gloves, a long green cap and hood covering his head, casting shadows over his facial features.
An ominous green light radiated around the floating figure, occasionally flashing in intensity. A long cap following in a flame-like pattern and the power behind a set of glowing emerald eyes enhanced the weight of his presence.
Honestly he had expected them to show up as soon as he had stepped foot into this dimension, but apparently he had overestimated the top dogs. They had only noticed his presence after he had flexed a sliver of energy into the cosmic plane last night to deliberately alert them to his appearance in their playground.
Fighting crime was good and all but he missed the interference of the big bads. Super villains could only entertain him so much before he got bored. Messing with the cosmic food chain was much more thrilling, especially when the competitors were hell bent on thwarting the success of their brethren on every turn and seeking to expand their influence.
"You have been expecting me?" the cosmic entity rumbled out in a hoarse but emotionless tone as he floated before the nonchalant Shinobi who wasn't even bothering to look at him.
A cheeky grin adored the redhead's lips as he shrugged. "Don't flatter yourself; I wasn't expecting you specifically, but the lapdogs of your master"
A subtle narrowing of eyes from the personification of Wrath ignited the entire east portion of the sea on fire as Spectre floated near the grinning redhead. "You would do well to control what you speak lest you suffer my wrath"
So predictable!
With a snap of his fingers, Naruto dismissed the flames roaring around the ocean before turning to stare into the eyes of the cosmic being. "And you would do well to remember who are speaking to"
If the cosmic being was disturbed by the unexpected show of power, he didn't show it. A glint of curiosity glimmered in his eyes, increasing in intensity with each passing second. "Who am I speaking to, then?"
"Your master sent you here without informing you of my identity? How unfitting of a so-called ultimate ruler" the redheaded Leaguer stated in a mocking tone of concern, provoking a burst of energy from the emotionless entity. "Unfortunately for you, I am not in the mood to tell you who I am, so let's get the matter of your arrival here on my turf"
This … human-looking entity was insulting beyond words. If he was willing to blatantly mock the ruler of the Multiverse, then obviously he was no ordinary being. The Spectre could only try to understand this being in a non-violent way and not let his anger burst forth.
"You are to abscond this plane of existence… for good" the blazing figure thundered in a deep, commanding tone. "Your presence here is initiating too many irregularities for the balance to be maintained. Your actions are entirely out of the influence of Fate, consequently altering the realms in ways that threatens everything the cosmos stands for"
A chuckle escaped Naruto's mouth, followed by a loud roar of laughter that even surprised the emotionless personification of wrath. "To think I stumbled onto this realm while running from two horny sisters trying to bed me. Go and tell your coward of a master to f.u.c.k off. I was only planning to stay here for a few years, but now that I know how much my presence irritates your foolish lord, I plan to stay"
The cosmic entity moved to raise his hand and evaporate the redhead where he stood, only to find his entire body paralyzed by an unseen force. "W-what have you d-done to me?"
"You lapdogs are all the same, so willing to carry out the whims of your master without the slightest bit of judgment on your part" Naruto drawled out in a lazy tone as he turned towards the frozen form of the Spectre, eyes glowing a dark blue and lips stretched into a cruel smirk. "Tell your foolish lord to try the best he can in stopping me. He may have faced the likes of Anti- Monitor and Great Beast but I assure you that I am quite different"
Anti-Monitor? Great Beast? None of this made sense! It was like this redheaded being knew more about their multiverse than even HIM, the physical personification of divine wrath.
Seeing the specks of confusion flickering around the eyes of the suspended being, Naruto shook his head in amus.e.m.e.nt and gently patted him on the cheek.
"Oh you poor boy, you weren't told anything, were you? Goes to show how much your master trusts you." The mock concern in his tone spoke clearly of his disinterest as well the sheer malice wafting off his words. "Now unless you want to have breakfast with me and my scorching hot partner, leave my sight"
Spectre wasn't given much time to give a proper answer as his body was disintegrated into tiny specks of energy and carried by the winds.
The redheaded Leaguer turned his piercing gaze towards the vast reaches of space, letting a dark smirk of malevolence and dreadful intentions graced his lips. "Cosmic game is a delicate but dangerous tactic to seduce the beast within. I hope you are ready for the consequences"
Bialyian Desert
"I still don't understand why you would need my help on this mission" a curiously frowning Wonder Woman asked as she and her redheaded lover flew through the desert of the rogue state of Bialya. "You are more than capable of handling it"
Admittedly, she wasn't complaining or anything since having alone time with him was exactly what she needed in her stressful life. Whether they were on a mission or simply relaxing in his apartment or the Embassy , she loved the effects he had on her.
However, she would have preferred simply relaxing on the couch she had been resting on before he had interrupted her and brought her into this desert. While she knew that there was no resting while with Naruto since he was keeping her busy by one thing or another … mostly f.u.c.k.i.n.g her into unconsciousness.
Her favorite part _ right after the overflowing creampie _ she had to admit, but not to Naruto of course. The smug redhead would never let her live it down.
"Would you rather I left you on that couch all alone?" Naruto retorted blankly as he looked around the vast dunes of sand with a critical look.
"Answer the question"
"Fine" the redhead sighed in resignation before flying closer to the Amazonian woman, wrapping an arm around her slender waist as he pulled her closer. "I just wanted you to accompany me"
A mischievous glint sparkled in Diana's eyes as she leaned forward, rotating midair until she was straddling the redhead while still keeping their speed. "Someone's trying to get on my good side"
"I am already on your good side" Paradox replied cheekily, moving his hands past her waist to grab at her massive ass cheeks, fondling the round and chunky globes like kneading a dough. "So?..."
She had been his lover long enough to know what he meant by certain words in certain situations and frankly it didn't take a genius to figure what Naruto wanted at the moment, if the giant f.u.c.kpole poking against her fabric-covered p.u.s.s.y was any indication.
"We never have f.u.c.k.i.e.d in the sand, have we?" she inquired in a sultry tone, desire and l.u.s.t practically dripping from her words as she grinded her gradually soaking cunt against the straining c.o.c.k.
Nothing could wipe off Naruto's stupid grin at that moment. "I don't believe we have"
BOOM!
Except the sound of a tank firing at something and causing sand to fly all over the place.
"DAMN IT!"
Hiding away the amus.e.m.e.nt she felt at Naruto's constipated look as well shoving her own irritation of being denied the rutting she deserved, Diana untangled herself from her lover's embrace and flew towards the source of the commotion, a grumbling Naruto following suit.
Her eyes narrowed significantly when she witnessed a topless Superboy fighting against Bialyian forces in a way that resembled a wild and wounded animal trying to break free from some kind of invisible chains.
A few meters away from the skirmish were the familiar forms of Kid Flash and Artemis, looking on in something akin awe and dread as Superboy battled the army like an animal.
"What is that Flash says in a situation like this?" Diana voiced out curiously, gaining the attention of a contemplating Paradox as he raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, dibs on handling Superboy and the army!"
A sheepishly blanking Naruto opened and his closed his mouth in shock as his drop-dead gorgeous lover dashed towards the middle of the battle with a smug smirk, shooting him a wink over her shoulders.
"She learns fast" he commented in amus.e.m.e.nt as he watched the amazon princess quickly dispatch the Bialyian army like they were nothing before effortlessly dodging a maddened punch from Superboy. "Time to reintroduce myself to the kids"
Kid Flash and Artemis were too engrossed in their staring contest to notice that a redheaded man dressed in a formal red suit was standing beside them and watching the show.
"She is a feisty one, ain't she?" Naruto commented idly, draping a hand over Artemis's shoulder like an old friend as they watched Diana dismantle Superboy with practiced ease, rendering him unconscious with a chop to the back of his neck.
The blonde teenager's heart almost burst out of her chest cavity when she felt the new comer suddenly appear so near them that he could dr.a.p.e his arm around her shoulder and still get unnoticed. With enough skill to even impress Naruto, Artemis shrugged of his hand, back-flipped a few meter away, already in the process of taking aim with a readied arrow.
Whatever obscenities, curses and threats she had prepared in her head for throwing at the brave intruder stuck in her suddenly dry throat when her eyes became witnessed to the physical manifestation of every women's wet dream.
'OH MY GOD!' a chibi Artemis, much more scantily clad than the original ran around the blonde's head holding a banner that clearly announced 'In love!'. A redheaded, charmingly handsome and deliciously muscular hunk right of in front of her impressionable eyes? Was she dreaming? Who in the nine bloody hells was this stud? Where the hell had he been all her life?
"W-who are you?"
'F.u.c.k! Smooth Artemis, real smooth! You meet a gorgeous hunk and what do you do? Oh yeah make a complete fool out of yourself by stuttering!'
It was at time that Kid Flash snapped out of his funk… only because Diana had dealt with Superboy and was floating towards them with said half Kryptonian on her shoulder in all her sensual glory.
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