Chapter 391 - My SI Stash #91 - Shook Me All Night Long by Jackie Avocado (MGEXDailyLifewithaMonsterGirl)

-Another lewd fic that makes me sense my parents' pride in me quickly plummeting~

Synopsis: Alright, so I've been thrown from my world to another, classic isekai. What I didn't expect was said world to be a sort of fusion between Monster Musume and Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Welp, time to go the harem route! (Self-Insert and Smut)Rated: M

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Chapter 1

The first thing I noticed when I woke up was that I had a killer headache. The second was that I was in a hospital room.

"Uhhhh...I have many questions about this situation. The biggest being why am I in a hospital?"

A voice came from my left.

"Well, it's good to see you're up after so long, Mr. Mohammed."

"Huh?"

I turned my head to see an absolutely stunning woman with long, black hair, probably in her mid-twenties. She was dressed in the attire of a typical government agent, the kind that wouldn't be too out of place in a Men in Black movie. Wearing a white dress shirt that barely contained her ample bust with a black tie, a black blazer that brought out her generous curves and wide h.i.p.s, with a matching, black pencil skirt. Black pantyhose covered her long legs and heels. She wore a pair of sunglasses, completing the look.

"So, would you like me to beat around the bush or give it to you straight?"

"Give it to me straight, doc, did Little Timmy fall down the well?"

I said in an overly dramatic voice, hopefully adding some kind of humor to this situation. That and there was a super hot woman right in front of me and the only thing I knew how to do in this situation was to be super cheesy.

"You've been in a coma for three months."

What?

No really...what!?

"Um...huh?" I verbalized. "I feel like I should have done a spit take or something. But my mouth is super dry right now, and I feel like the mood crushed now. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."

"Hm? That wasn't the reaction I was expecting."

"Also, I was out for three months!?"

"Oh, there it is." She said.

"How?" I stressed.

"Well, we don't really understand what truly happened ourselves, does a blinding flash of multicolored lights ring any bells."

As she said that, my head stung with violent pain. Memories came back to me as I tried to soothe the pain by rubbing my temples.

"F.u.c.k!" I shouted. "I-I remember…I...I was, uh, walking home from work, it was night, I was exhausted. I was minding my own business when suddenly these...multicolored orb looking things began surrounding me. I tried to get out of the way or escape these orbs, but they began to revolve around me at speeds my eyes couldn't track, trapping me. Mass amounts electricity sparked between them, a bright flash of light, and now I'm in a hospital."

Her sunglasses gave off an odd glint and I saw her eyes narrow slightly behind her sunglasses. I get the feeling I said something that may have confirmed whatever suspicion she may have had for me.

"Well, Mr. Mohammed, three months ago, on a busy street in the middle of Tokyo-"

I sighed. "Of course I'm in Japan."

"A large multicolored portal opened up and you were tossed out of it, and in critical condition. Civilians quickly called the emergency services and you were able to get to a hospital and stabilize your condition. Honestly, it's a miracle you're alive right now, much less awake talking as if nothing happened."

"Yeah, that sounds about right." I deadpanned. "My luck is shit. Goes to show what happens when I actually go to work on a Tuesday."

"Well, as for what happens now." The woman began. "You'll need to go through physical therapy for about a month."

I nodded in understanding.

"And another thing, you'll be glad to know that I've gained custody of you considering your rather unique situation."

"Unique situation…?"

"Well, we were having a lot of trouble seeing where you fit in the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill as seeing that you're a human being, but one from a completely different reality from our own."

That sounded vaguely familiar.

"The...what bill? Wait, did you say 'different reality'?"

"Oh yeah, sorry for dropping that on you so soon. Makes sense you wouldn't know either of what I'm talking about right now." She apologized. "I'll start with the bill. You see, the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill or Interspecies Exchange Bill is a government legislation passed three years ago condoning the cultural exchange between humans and non-human liminal species. Liminals are-"

"Alright, alright, that's enough with the exposition dump, ma'am." I cut her off, the woman gave me a slightly cross look at my interruption. "I've already figured out what reality I'm in."

I sighed as my head hit the back of my pillow and I stared at the white ceiling.

"Of all places for me to end up, I get sent to the Monster Musume universe?" I asked rhetorically. "Honestly, I'm not even mad."

The woman gave me a bemused look. "You sound like you know this reality."

I looked at her blankly. "Three words, sweetheart. Ecchi. Harem. Manga."

She sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.

"That makes way too much sense."

"I get the feeling you don't get paid enough, do you," I smirked knowingly. "Kuroko Smith?"

I saw her eyes widened slightly behind her glasses before she sighed once again.

"Mr. Mohammed, you don't know the half of it."

"Please, just call me Zachary or Zach. So, uh, what happens after I get physical therapy done?"

"Well, the three Goddesses want to meet with you."

I stared at her for a few seconds. "The three what?"

One Month Later

So, no shit there I was.

In a fancy government car heavily guarded by high ranking military personnel and even the MON squad lead by Kuroko Smith herself.

Turns out, the lore of this world is a lot different than the regular Monster Musume world.

Ten thousand years ago, a cruel demon king aspired to rule the world under their iron fist, enslaving humanity with their demonic forces. Unfortunately, for them, they were overthrown by a lone succubus.

This succubus then changed how every monster/demon/magical object under the sun functioned.

They were all basically turned into s.e.x-crazed lunatics and now exclusively female.

Well, that's a succubus for you.

The new succubus demon king...queen, over her new rule, grew so powerful that she now rivaled the gods themselves. With the succubus's rise to god-hood, there were now three goddesses that governed the world.

The Goddess of Light, creator of the Angles and ruler of Order, the Realm of Light.

The Fallen Goddess of Depravity, caretaker of the Fallen Angels, sister of the Light Goddess and ruler of Pandemonium, the Realm of Chaos.

And finally, the succubus, the Demon Lord/Goddess of Darkness, creator of the Monsters Girls, or liminals as they are known as today, and ruler of the Abyss, the Realm of Darkness.

So, about a century after the new Demon Lord's rise to power, the Goddess of Light realized that, while this Demon Lord was a ton better than the last one, her idea of "fixing" the situation was horrible.

Unlike the original Monster Musume world I know, liminals are a female only race, only surviving this long because the Abyss, the Realm of Darkness can sustain them indefinitely. They only came back into the human world about two hundred years ago, living in secret away from the now dominant human population.

The bad thing about the liminals/Monster Girls is that they're female only and can't give birth to men.

If they were allowed to just wreak s.e.x.u.a.l havoc across the world unopposed ten thousand years ago, then the world would have, quite literally, f.u.c.k.i.e.d itself to death.

One hell of an apocalypse if you ask me.

Well, it's a good thing that the Goddess of Light did oppose them, waging war with the now Goddess of Darkness, while the Fallen Goddess wanted to in on this conflict for shits, giggles, and to cause even greater acts of depravity.

Seeing that this conflict was going south fast, as in the Goddess of Darkness was actually winning against the Goddess of Light with the Fallen Goddess not doing anything to really help the situation.

She did the most logical thing she could.

Infuse as many human females as she could with her divine energy in order to prevent them from being corrupted and turned into Monster Girls by their demonic energy.

This had the added side effect of making women one of the best options to combat Monster Girls. Which, if you take into mind that some of these Monster Girls are absolutely ridiculous in terms of power, doesn't actually really mean much in the grand scheme of things.

Against all odds, this act was able to damn near completely turn around the war, destroying a lot of Demon Realms, areas where the demonic energy of Monster Girls grow so concentrated, they warp the environment around it, which was incredibly crippling to the Dark Goddess's ambitions.

Soon enough all three goddesses came to a peaceful agreement and decided that further messing with humanity is a pretty d.i.c.kish thing to do. So, they all pulled out of the human world taking with them every Angel, Fallen, and Monster Girl with them to their respective realms until they believed humanity had grown enough to stand up on their own.

Considering they all entered the world again about two hundred years ago, and bringing the fact that some of these girls are complete overpowered fantasy bullshit compared to what we have today.

That whole "pulling out until humanity is ready" shpiel is up for debate.

I sighed as I ran a hand through my black, curly hair, and pushed my glasses up.

"Nervous?" Kuroko asked.

"Kind of, not every day you get thrown into an alternate reality and meet with actual goddesses." I explained. "Honestly, I'm just wondering if I'm presentable enough."

"Zach, stop worrying, you look great." Kuroko assured.

I gave her a blank look. "Girl, I look like a well-dressed twig."

Turns out that three months in a coma, a month of physical therapy and a lot of hospital food will do wonders for your BMI.

Go figure.

Speaking of figure, mine made me look damn near anorexic, it wasn't anywhere close to life-threatening, but it was extremely odd to go from a six foot two big boy, strong man, to a six foot two twig that couldn't even lift a twenty-five-pound dumbbell without using both hands.

I'm so hitting the gym the first chance I get.

Ms. Smith made sure that I was dressed for the occasion considering that I was meeting the three most powerful entities in the world.

I wore a black suit and tie, a white dress shirt, black dress pants, along with black dress shoes to complete my look.

Particularly dressy, if you couldn't tell.

I felt a large but gentle hand ruffle my already messy hair.

"Don't worry, Zachary, you look fantastic!" said Tionishia, clad in her usual heavy armor; her helmet was on, so I couldn't see her face.

"Thank you, Tio." I said grinning like an idiot. "You always know just what to say to calm me down."

Kuroko deadpanned at me. "Come on, I just said the same damn thing."

"Yeah," I acknowledged. "But Tio here said it better."

The agent sighed. "Is this because I made you do my paperwork a week ago?"

I took a dramatic gasp. "Kuroko, I would never be so petty as to do that to you."

"So, that's a yes?"

I gave her a blank look. "Naaaaaah."

She then gave me an equally blank look. "Don't get snippy with me now. We're here."

My eyes widened in surprise. "Shit, already!?"

I looked outside the window of the car and saw the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building.

...Yep, already there.

"Alright," Kuroko began as she brought up a walkie talkie. "Let's go. Look alive and professional out there, this is MON's first assignment."

I furrowed my brows as I exited the car with Kuroko.

"First assignment? So the incident with the Orcs in the manga shop hasn't happened yet...How far back before canon was I sent? Eh, doesn't matter, this is a slice of life series after all."

As we walked towards to building, Smith, Zombina, Doppel, and Tinoishia surrounded me closely in a diamond formation.

I had no doubt that Manako was watching us through the scope of a sniper rifle from one of the nearby rooftops.

Flanking our sides, bearly being held back by a solid steel fence and a shit-ton of security were crowds upon crowds of people.

I saw damn near every news network I had ever known reporting on me of all people. Too bad I didn't really give a shit as I haven't watched T.V. since I was thirteen and am usually out of the loop for almost everything.

"Quite the crowd." I stated the obvious, struggling to keep my poker face. "I assume that having an audience with the goddesses is a pretty big deal."

Doppel gave me a sidelong glance. "Buddy, you don't know the half of it."

As we entered the building I still saw many people there watching us. These continuous stares of awe were constant until I was led to a particular room on one of the higher floors of the building.

The room was very large, almost like a theater, but completely empty. There was an archaic ritual looking circle in the center of the room.

"Step into the transportation circle, and it will take you to the goddesses." Kuroko explained. "Come back alive, you hear?"

I gave her a two finger wave as I stepped into the circle.

"You got it."

The magic circle glowed a bright shade of red before my body was turned into light before my very eyes. I couldn't even let out a word of surprise before I was completely consumed and my vision was blinded by light.

Heh, I'm getting an odd feeling of déjà vu.

As the spots in my vision went away, I was greeted to see an endless blackness beyond anything I'd ever seen. But even so, I could see myself perfectly fine, as if the darkness of this black void was merely a backdrop, or just not really here in the first place.

Suddenly, a chair materialized in front of me.

"Please, sit."

A feminine voice demanded.

The voice was beautiful, melodious even, it was practically brimming with power. It seemed to be coming from every direction. As such, I didn't even try looking for the source.

I sat in the chair as instructed and then three figures appeared in front of me.

They all wore robes that completely covered their bodies from head to toe, but even then, it did little to hide how voluptuous they were.

The first wore white robes with glowing white angel wings coming from her back.

The second wore gray robes with black angel wings coming from her back.

The last one wore black robes with bat-like wings coming from her back.

So, did I enter a cult? Is this initiation or something?

"Young man, do you know why you're here?" The one with angel wings asked.

I'll take it she's the Goddess of Light.

"Because I somehow crossed realities?"

"Correct," The Fallen Goddess said next. "Your entry into this dimension came close to...how should I put this? Ah, yes. Tearing this plane of existence to pieces."

"That's not good."

The Goddess of Darkness stepped forward.

"Quite, your awareness of the severity situation is astute. Even one as great as I can not bear to handle the stress of the world itself tearing apart. Perhaps it is fate that brings you before us." Under the darkness of her hood, one of her eyes started glowing an icy blue. "I have awaited the arrival of one such as you. Yes, I see it in my Forbidden Evil Eye-"

"You're a Chuunibyou, aren't you?" I cut her off.

"Hurk…!" The Dark Goddess place a hand over her chest as if she'd been struck by an arrow.

"Pffft!" The Fallen Goddess busted out laughing. "Oh my, not even five sentences and he calls you out on it! This is a new record!"

The Dark Goddess began to sulk in the...I want to say corner, but this extradimensional space is just endless blackness, so I have no clue.

I could practically see a small, sad, rain cloud over the poor goddess. A tiny, winter-static sized lightning bolt flickered and snapped against the top of her head.

"I'm not a Chuunibyou...I'm super cool...why won't anyone take me seriously?" The Dark Goddess mumbled to herself.

The Light Goddess sighed. "I should have known this would have happened."

And like that, the grand, serious mood they built up was smashed to pieces with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball.

My finest work yet.

"This guy is great, I like him!" The Fallen Goddess announced. "Can we just skip the formal crap already and hook him up with as many monster girls as possible?"

The Light Goddess's head snapped towards the Fallen Goddess.

"Sister!" she yelled in a scandalized voice. "Could you please show some professionalism here?"

"no u."

The Light Goddess' sharp intake of breath even made the sulking Dark Goddess jump.

"You dare abuse the Sacred Words of Power in this neutral ground? I have half a mind to smite you from existence..."

"It's too late. I win," the Fallen Goddess giggled, and blew a raspberry. "I said them first."

"You have won nothing, sister,"

"No! U!" The Fallen Goddess cackled, skipping around gleefully in circles to the Light Goddess' obvious chagrin. "Hee hee hee hee!"

Oh Lawd, I believe I have found a true Chaotic Neutral.

"So, can we get back on track here? Seriously, why am I here?"

The Goddess of Light sighed. "Alright, I'll cut to the chase. We're going to ask you some questions, and we want you to answer them honestly."

I nodded. "Sounds easy enough."

"How did you get into this reality?"

"Not a clue, my best explanation would be fourth-dimensional warp f.u.c.kery."

The Goddess sighed. "Hm, this truly is a curious situation. At the very least, we know you didn't almost rip this reality to pieces."

Wait...she came to that conclusion a bit too easily.

Unless…

"This whole...pocket dimension is one big magic lie detector, isn't it?"

"Yes, now onto the next question,"

Well, now I know they were all ready to smite my ass at a moments notice. Comforting.

"Once we let you out of here, what's your next move?"

"Next move?" I shrugged. "Eh, get a job, get an apartment or a house if I can. Probably finish up college. Well, that last one is going to be pretty hard since the only identification that came with me here was the ID I had in my wallet." I crossed my arms and sighed as another realization hit me. "Shit, I don't even have my high school diploma, not to mention any records in this world. Getting a job would hell since I take the term 'illegal alien' to a whole new level."

"I see, that is quite the problem."

"Well, it is unless you three can send me back to my universe. Please tell me you can, my parents probably think I'm dead, and I do not need that on my conscience."

The Fallen Goddess took a step forward.

"Okay, I'm going to level with you here. Um, we don't know how to send you back." She said.

"Oh Lord," I sighed. "I'm going to love this explanation."

"You see, whatever sent you here didn't leave any traces back to your reality. Finding your work would be like trying to find a needle in an endless haystack. And on the off chance we did find your reality, none of us would be able to fully verify it considering there would be infinite versions of it similar to your's."

"I know I'm not old enough to drink yet, but I really want to get drunk right about now."

"Now, onto my questions!" The Fallen Goddess began, a bit too excited for my tastes. "Are you a v.i.r.g.i.n?"

The following silence that permeated the pocket dimension would never be matched in the history of forever.

I stared at the hooded goddess for a few ridiculous seconds.

"...Yes."

"Said without a hint of shame! He's ready to lose it, girls!"

I turned towards the other goddesses. "Should I be worried?"

"Probably." The two said in unison.

"Next on the list!" The Fallen Goddess began once again.

Oh God, she's even more enthusiastic.

"What's your favorite kind of Monster Girl?"

"Fox girls." I said immediately.

The Fallen Goddess turned to the Light Goddess. "Called it. You owe me fifty mil now."

"Ugh," The Light Goddess groaned. "No one goes for the angels."

The Dark Goddess stepped forward. "I believe it's my turn now."

"Knock yourself out, Love Nerd." The Fallen Goddess said.

"I told you, stop calling me that!" The Dark Goddess shouted as she waved her arms around childishly.

After a few seconds of shouting at the Fallen Goddess, it seemed as if she remembered I'm here and regained her composure.

"What redeeming qualities do you have?"

"Uh," The came out of left field. "I can make cheesesteak and I can almost stop crying twenty minutes after stepping on a LEGO. I...uh, I like to draw a lot-"

"Draw hentai!" The Fallen Goddess shouted.

"Sister!" The Light Goddess shouted scandalized once again.

"...Maybe later." I deadpanned. "Ah, I do a lot of writing on my spare time-"

"Write smut!" The Fallen Goddess shouted.

"Sister!"

"I'm trying right now, dammit!" I yelled back annoyed. "And...uh, I play a lot of video games if that counts."

"What genres?" The Dark Goddes asked.

I noticed that the tone of her voice changed slightly.

Thin. Ice.

"I-I like hack and slashes and 2D fighters mostly, but I do like Metroidvanias and RPGs too."

She sighed in relief. "Thank goodness you said something other than shooters and sports."

"You get that one a lot too?" I asked.

"...Like you wouldn't believe."

"I know your pain."

The Light Goddess let out an audible sigh. "I suppose that's the end of our questions. You've proven yourself to be no threat to the world. As such, you will be allowed to live in this world as seeing that we have no method to bring you back to yours. We'll give some orders to the Japanese government to give you a place to live."

I nodded. "Thank you kindly, ma'am."

"Think nothing of it, Zachary. Now, if you would close your eyes for a few seconds."

"Alright." I said as I closed my eyes

Snap!

Suddenly, I felt the dimension shift around me, after a few more seconds I opened my eyes. I was back in the room Kuroko led me to, still sitting down in the chair the Goddesses provided for me.

"Well," I said as I got up. "Better tell Kuroko what happened."

"Alright, he's gone, we can take off the robes now." The Light Goddess announced.

"Ugh, thank you, Venus." The Dark Goddess said as she took off the black cloak, her voice losing the dramatic power-filled quality it had before. "These things are super stuffy."

The Dark Goddess was a voluptuous and curvaceous woman that had glowing ice-blue eyes with cross-shaped pupils and long snow-white hair that went down to her feet, also covering the pointed ears on top of her head. There were a pair of demonic, black horns on the side of her head that pointed upwards, which appeared as if they were engulfed by blackish blue flames. Moon pale skin further enhanced her beauty. She wore a one-piece black dress with blue accents that accentuated her curves and gave a rather generous view of her large b.r.e.a.s.ts. The dress covered her arms like a pair of gloves with her fingers ending in what seemed like sharp claws. Although her clawed hands looked incredibly sharp, this beauty seemed to have a gentle touch. A pair of black high-heeled shoes were seen underneath her dress. Finally, a long blue and black, segmented, arrow-pointed tail made of black, metallic vertebrae appeared behind her from the dress, almost like a succubus' tail.

"I'm with Mephistopheles on this one." The Fallen Goddess complained as she all but ripped the robes off of her. "Why in the hell did you make us wear these fashion disasters in the first place."

Just like the Dark Goddess, Mephistopheles, the Fallen Goddess was also a voluptuous and curvaceous woman. Her eyes were odd, the scleras were black while her irises turned a menacing shade of amber. Her blood-red, messy, hair almost reached half-way down her back. She wore a set of s.e.x.u.a.lized, black and red armor that was incredibly revealing, it was like it served no other purpose than to make her look like an object of obscene l.u.s.t.

"Lilith," Venus addressed her sister as she took off her robes. "I can't take you anywhere in that...I struggle to call it an outfit, much less lingerie."

Venus was just as buxom and curvaceous of a woman as her sister. Her gorgeous green eyes sparkled like emeralds and her long, golden blonde hair was tied up into a braided bun. She wore a royal blue high collar leotard with gold accents that clung to her sinful body like a second skin. The leotard opened up a little more than half-way up her chest giving a generous view of her large assets. She also wore a pair of stockings and long, handless gloves that were of the same color and design as her leotard, along with a pair of stylized high heels made to look like sliver armor greaves. Finishing off her look was a red cape lined with white fur at the top where it attached to her shoulders, and atop the goddess's head was a golden crown.

"And you remember what happened when we returned to this realm two hundred years ago, we drove the humans mad with l.u.s.t at our appearances alone." Venus further explained.

"Yeah, so? I never got to enjoy it. I haven't gotten laid in over ten thousand years, you prude!" Lilith whined.

Mephistopheles sighed. "The point she's trying to make here is that we don't want to turn our extra-dimensional guest into mindless l.u.s.t beast."

"Speaking of him, what do you two think of him?" Venus asked.

"The mortal from a parallel dimension is rather worrying in it of itself considering there was a being capable of, not only achieving such a feat, but also making it untraceable to divine beings like us. If the situation had been any more serious, I'd have smote him on the spot." Mephistopheles explained. "He may be a bit rude, but he's an honest and a rather straightforward man from we've seen of him."

Venus nodded. "I see."

The two goddesses turned to Lilith.

The Fallen Goddess shrugged. "Eh, he looks like he could use a steak or two, but I'd f.u.c.k him on the first date."

"Sister!" Venus shouted incredulously. "Can you go one day without being so shameless!?"

"Nah, too hard," she replied cheekily.

Venus sighed. "Now, onto the real point of this discussion. Where does the young man fit in the Cultural Exchange Bill?"

Lilith finally looked like she was taking the situation seriously. She prepared her lawyerly speech, conjuring a stack of papers and shuffling them around.

"Well, since he's human, under the grounds of which the bill was created under, it'd normally be a cut and dry affair. But since he's a human from a parallel reality he could also be considered a liminal. But he's still human so we wouldn't really be able to place him on either side." Lilith went into detail. "In other words, Zachary Mohammed is a loophole in the Cultural Exchange Bill. While he doesn't have any restrictions on him like most humans, meaning he can have s.e.x.u.a.l relations with liminals and use self-defense to protect himself if needed without causing an international incident, but on the other hand, he himself doesn't receive any of the benefits of the bill."

Mephistopheles began to smirk. "So, what you're saying here is that he's the only human on the planet right now that can have a romantic relationship with a Monster Girl that actually goes somewhere?"

Lilith gave a smirk of her own. "Yes, my fellow degenerate, we finally have a way to acquire some lewds!"

Mephistopheles's smirk turned particularly smug. "He said fox girls were his favorite, right? Well, I think I know the perfect ones for him."

"Did my ears deceive me, or did I hear a plural in that sentence?"

"Not at all my fallen friend, I got twins."

"You see, this is why you're my favorite, Mephistopheles."

Venus sighed. "This can only end so well."

It had been a few months since I had met the Three Goddesses, in fact, it was the beginning of December and cold as hell.

Kuroko still had custody of me for better or worse.

When it came to deciding where I was going to live, I expected to get a small apartment or something.

I didn't expect what is essentially a f.u.c.k.i.n.g mansion with eight bedrooms!

Talk about overkill, I've been the only one living here for months, and Kuroko hasn't shown the slightest sign of dumping any monster girls on my doorstep.

While highly disappointing, living alone for so long gave me quite a few skills I didn't have beforehand.

Like cooking something other than cheesesteak subs because my mother would yeet me out of the kitchen at first notice.

Apparently, the Goddesses gave me a monthly allowance considering getting a job in this world would be particularly hard for me, not only because I don't have any valid identification in this world, but because Japan hates foreigners and I doubt I'd get a job here. This allowance was a little over two million yen a month.

...I don't think I'll have to worry about getting a job like, uh, ever.

So, after buying all the furniture, a big TV and some gaming systems.

I had three protein shakes, two steaks, and a turkey dinner, and proceeded to hit the gym like no tomorrow for most of my time.

Funnily enough, the MON squad showed up from time to time to check up on me, usually while I was in the gym and the shenanigans that came out of the were hilarious.

Such as having a Mexican standoff with Zombina, let's just say Monoeye had to shoot the two of us with tranqs to get us to stop.

I mean, sure, I was still pretty skinny, but I had a good bit of muscle on me that made sure I didn't look anorexic anymore.

So, it was about one in the afternoon, I had just come back from the supermarket with a whole lot of groceries in hand and was warming up with the best beverage for a day out in the cold, hot chocolate.

Ding!

Or I would be if the doorbell wasn't ringing.

I sighed as I walked to the door, coffee cup filled with hot chocolate.

I was wearing a white tank top and a pair of black sweatpants. I was planning a whole day of video games and reading shitty fanfiction, whatever this is better be good.

Hell, I'd just gotten out of the shower and my mess of curly hair was still drying out, giving me a sort of loose curly hair look.

As I opened that door, I was met with a blast of freezing cold air, and I noticed two things, that the snow had been falling even harder than it was this morning, and three figures bundled up with so many layers against the cold that I couldn't even make out their faces.

"Hey, Zachary, how've you been?" The voice of Kuroko came from the figure in the center. "I know it's on short notice, but-"

"Alright get in before you three turn in popsicles." I cut her off before she could say anything else.

She let out a huge sigh as she and the two unknowns walked in. "Oh, Thank you so much!"

I led them to the living room to relax as I went to the kitchen and poured out some more hot chocolate. I came back to the living room, the three of them were still taking off the many coats and scarfs they wore, but it was obvious that the two Kuroko brought with her were female given how large their chests were.

"Alright, here's some hot cocoa." I said as I placed them mugs down on the table. "You came here at a good time, just got groceries and I'm about to start on lunch. How does homemade chicken soup sound."

Kuroko's eyes lit up as if she'd found her savior. "I love you!"

I laughed as I made my way back into the kitchen. "Damn right you do!"

"Alright, lunch is served!" I announced I walked into the living room with four bowls of soup.

I stopped dead in my tracks as I took in the looks of the two unknows because hot damn foxy hell were they gorgeous!

They were both kitsunes, the ears and the nine tails behind them were dead giveaways. They were incredibly busty and curvaceous, far s.e.xier than even the hottest of supermodels.

The first one had long, snow-white hair with a pair of white fox ears on the top of her head which ended with red tips. Her ruby red eyes gazed at me with thinly veiled annoyance and dismissal and there were two red whisker-like marks on each side of her beautiful face. She wore what seemed like a mix between a shrine maiden outfit and a kimono which was white with black and gold accents, along with a white choker that fit the theme of her outfit. Her sleeves hung from her shoulders, giving a very generous view of her large b.r.e.a.s.ts, and at the lower half of the kimono, the outfit was cut vertically on both sides, allowing her greater freedom of movement, and exposing her long creamy legs.

The second one was practically a pallet swap of the other. What the first one had in white, she had in black. Her long hair, which bore two pairs of pink hair clips to keep it out of her face, and fox ears were black, including the nine fluffed tails behind her. Her ice blue eyes looked into mine with a gaze of mischief and desire, almost like she was ready to pounce on me at a moment's notice. She wore a loose, black kimono-like outfit with pink accents. Over her large chest was a sort of sleeveless turtleneck that clung to her body like a second skin. The ends of her kimono came together to create a sort of mini skirt for her with the side split. Finishing off her look, she wore a pair of black stockings giving her some delectable absolute territory.

I opened my mouth.

"Up up up!" Kuroko stopped me before I could say a word. "Don't you dare make a pun, buster! I had enough of that the last time you and Zombina started a shootout in the local bar!"

"What? That shootout was the bee's knees!"

"You shot out her knees!"

"I was trying to help!"

"By shooting out her knees!?"

"I shot out the first one earlier, I was making them even. See, I was helping."

"Oh my God, just stop."

"Hey, I don't know now why you're so upset about the whole situation, it's not like I was the one calling the shots."

Kuroko groaned into her hands. "...Ugh."

I shrugged. "Hey, all I did was take a shot in the dark."

"Uuuugggggghhh!"

The black haired kitsune gave me a wide smirk. "You are pure evil. I like you."

I smiled back. "Aw, thank you."

"Anyway," Kuroko growled. "Zachary, I'd like to introduce you to Yukiko Matsumoto," She gestured to the white-haired kitsune still giving me a look of disapproval. "And Yami Matsumoto," she gestured to the black haired kitsune who was practically giving me bedroom eyes since she first saw me. "These two are the princesses of the kitsune clan and are now your new homestays."

I froze for a second.

I was getting two super hot fox girls as my homestays.

Fox girls...one of my biggest kinks.

On one hand, it's super illegal to have any kind of s.e.x.u.a.l relationship with a liminals, and would cause a huge international incident.

But on the other hand...Fox girls!

I was f.u.c.k.i.e.d one way or the other!

"Cool." Was my simple response.

Kuroko finally ate some of her chicken soup. "Mmmm, this is pretty good."

Yukiko and Yami followed Kuroko's lead, and ate some of their soup as well.

"...Adequate." Yukiko declared, her face was stoic, but her nine tails swaying side to side happily.

Ah, I see, she's tsundere. Going to be fun teasing her.

"Oh Goddesses, I needed this!" Yami was a lot more vocal in her approval.

I smirked at the praise, my pride in my culinary skills growing.

"Glad to see you three like the new recipe. Thought I'd try something new considering how damn cold it is outside nowadays."

"I see, expanding your cooking skills to something other than pizza and cheesesteak subs."

I shrugged. "Someone had to raise the steaks."

I saw the agent's eye twitch before she sighed. "Well, before finish eating this and before my urge to smash your face in grows any further, I have something that I need to clear up considering your unique situation."

My eyes lit up in understanding. "The whole Outworlder thing the Goddesses keep referring me to, right?"

I noticed Yukiko and Yami looking at me with shocked expressions. Seems like they weren't fully informed about me. Odd.

The agent nodded. "Yes, the goddesses have informed us where you stand in the Cultural Exchange Bill. As it stands, you are effectively immune to the bill and the laws surrounding it. Meaning you can engage in a s.e.x.u.a.l relationship with a liminal and it would be perfectly legal, but your immunity goes both ways meaning that if a liminal ripped your heart out right now, they would receive no punishment as you are no protected by the bill either. The government is using this as an opportunity to see the effects of demonic energy on the human body since any records about the subject have been lost to time."

"I...see."

Oh lord.

On one hand, I might get laid and a nab myself super hot girlfriend I can go full lovey-dovey with.

On the other, no one is going to lift a f.u.c.k.i.n.g hand if I'm targeted by any hostile liminals and or anti-liminal groups if there are any.

Eh, worth it.

After we all finished her soup, I bid Kuroko goodbye, making sure she took a thermostat filled with soup on the way back.

After that, I guided Yukiko and Yami to their rooms, and I went back downstairs to wash the dishes.

Washing the dishes is an easy task, even when you feel a pair of arms snake their way around your waist and two large, and wonderfully soft objects press themselves onto your back.

"Is there anything you need, Miss. Yami?" I asked noticing the black, long, fingerless gloves on the arms.

"Well, the question you should really be asking is what can I do for you~." She said in my ear with a seductive tone.

"Going to have to be a bit more specific." I said realizing her game here, she's a full on tease.

"How about something of the...naughty variety~?"

I rolled my eyes. "How about I get the dishes done?"

"Hmmmm," I could see her pout in the corner of my vision. "You're no fun to tease, I can't even see a hint of red on your face."

I chuckled. "Well, Miss. Yami, there are a few things you need to know about me. I'm a huge nerd, I love god awful puns, I love messing with people, and I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, and the last time I ever blushed at anything was in middle school."

She leaned into me some more. "Aw, but that's no fun. I wanted to see you squirm for a little while."

"Tone down the chaotic evil there for a bit, sweetheart." I teased.

"Ara ara, I've gone from Miss. Yami to sweetheart, moving a little fast there aren't we~?"

"Hello pot, I'm kettle, you know how this goes."

"Hmm, fair enough."

She removed her arms around me just as I finished the dishes and stretched her arms up, purposely pushing her chest out as much as she could.

"Well, I'm going to take a nap. Be a darling and personally wake me up if you need anything~."

I smirked. "Same to you."

She walked away, her h.i.p.s swaying from side to side along with her many tails.

At that moment I knew there was something that must be done one day.

Touch Fluffy Tail.

Other than that, she seems nice.