CH 36

Chapter 36… Didn’t expect you to be such a King!

King took out his mobile phone and dialled a number.

Taking advantage of the position, Xiao Luo took a sneak peek and found that the phone looked very similar to the iPhone 9 that Ling Su bought for him, but the texture is completely different. It seems to be very… big.

The name of the contact being dialled is displayed on the screen: Master Qingfeng [Human].

“I’m at W University. Come over here and also bring the demon refining pot.”

Just after speaking these sentences, the phone hung up.

If it was someone else, it might give people a very rude feeling, but this “person” is King! So——

Xiao Luo instantly turned into a fanboy, and only felt that King under the disguise of his baby face was so cold and mighty!

“My lord, please, don’t bring the demon pot!” Xiao Baihua covered her swollen face, knelt and stepped forward, crying, “I didn’t do anything, and I didn’t have time to do anything!”

“Meow !” So you originally wanted to hurt my shit-shoveling officer, but you didn’t have a chance!

Xiao Luo was angry. Ling Su is his man, no one is allowed to snatch it! Neither humans nor monsters can do that!

“If you don’t want to be refined, just tell the truth. My patience is very limited.” King lowered his head and fiddled with the phone, talking casually.

Xiao Baihua showed hesitation, obviously caught in a strong struggle.

It seems that the master behind this monster is terrible. After Xiao Luo came to this conclusion silently, he turned his head to see what King was doing with the phone, and was immediately confused.

“Big Brother, Master was captured by a monster!” A TV series was playing on the phone screen.

Xiao Luo blinked in disbelief, yes, he read it right, isn’t this the “Journey to the West”, one of the four famous stories that would be played repeatedly on TV every summer vacation when he was a child! It is still the classic version of Liu Xiao Ling Tong. 1 Liu Xiao Ling Tong : Zhang Jinlai (Chinese: 章金莱; born 12 April 1959), better known by his stage name Liu Xiao Ling Tong (六小龄童; ‘Little Six Year Old Child’), is a Chinese actor, best known for his role as the Monkey King (Sun Wukong) in the 1986 television series Journey to the West .  

“Meow?” The little orange cat raised its paw, hesitated, and finally stretched out to block the phone screen, and looked at King with accusation: At such a serious and critical moment, you are actually watching “Journey to the West”!

“It will take about ten minutes for Qingfeng to come over, don’t worry, little guy.” King gently pushed the cat’s paw away without raising his head.

Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, this is really not the point! The problem is, your character design has completely collapsed, okay?

It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a male god 2 male god: man who is typically handsome, caring or wealthy that a girl is infatuated with; one’s dream guy or Mister Right in real life. face, or a model figure with a height of 1.85 meters or more. Xiao Luo said this to himself. A few moments ago, he was full of majesty and momentum, and in the blink of an eye, King transformed into an otaku who loves to watch TV dramas! ?

“Meow ~” The little orange cat turned the disillusioned resentment of the idol image into an angry growl, and decisively stretched out its paw again to pause the video.

King reluctantly stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and gently tapped the little orange cat’s head with his index finger: “What do you want to do?”

Xiao Luo clicked on the friend column system, found King’s profile picture, and continued to send messages there.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Why are you such a king! Hammering the ground and crying loudly.jpg

King: Touch the dog’s head.jpg

Xiao Luo raised his eyes to look at the baby face that was close at hand, and found that the other party was staring at him quietly. He couldn’t help but feel a little guilty, but he still had the courage to ask for favours.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: In order to make up for my mental loss, you have to send me a red envelope!

Your Majesty: Where did you get the mental loss? Are you looking for a fight?

If it was before Xiao Luo had seen the real face of King, Xiao Luo might have been frightened when he saw this line of writing, but now…

Facing this innocent and harmless baby face that seemed to be born with a smile, his courage doubled.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You have ruined the image of a wise and mighty king! You are an otaku!

King: …

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: At least 30,000 to 50,000 love points in the red envelope can make up for my wounds!

King: [Gong Xi Fa Cai 3 Gong Xi Fa Cai : The loose translation in Mandarin is “wishing you prosperity in the coming year,” , good luck]

Hey! Really? Xiao Luo opened his mouth in surprise, originally he was just robbing casually, but he didn’t expect King to be so easy to talk to.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Wow.jpg

Xiao Luo excitedly opened it, and when he saw it, he almost spurted blood: +250 Popularity Points, +250 Charm Points, +250 Love Points!

Isn’t this scolding him!

King: If you play tricks on me again, your hair will be shaved and thrown into the trash. I guarantee that your shit-shovelling officer will never find you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Panic.jpg, I was wrong, you are still so tall, mighty and domineering!

King didn’t reply, took out his phone and continued watching “Journey to the West”.

Xiao Luo leaned over aggrievedly, and watched together.

However, the video did not play for a long time before it was paused again.

“My lord, I’ll surrender.” Xiao Baihua said softly, as if he had finally made up his mind.

“Speak.” King stuffed the phone back into his pocket with a regretful face.

Xiao Luo unexpectedly discovered: After Xiao Baihua stood up, he slowly shed the human skin, turning into a misty black ball, a ball of mist the size of a football, extremely dense, almost condensed into a solid body. The skin bag he discarded aside also turned into a puddle of water, which was quickly absorbed by the ground.

It really is a monster, it looks so dark, no wonder the Xiao Baihua, he saw before, was covered with a faint black energy.

“This is a dream-eating beast. It originally eats human dreams to purify the negative emotions generated in the dreams. It is a little monster with a good nature.” King explained unhurriedly.

Xiao Luo understood clearly, after making contact with each other, he immediately guessed the general reason of the matter: the reason why the dream-eater transformed into this appearance was probably related to Ling Su’s dream.

The voice of the dream-eating beast trembled slightly, obviously still in fear: “In the early morning of this morning, a big monster found me and asked me to seduce that human being. If I succeed, I can get a hundred years of cultivation. If I don’t agree, he would wipe me out. I was also forced to make such a bad move…”

“Big monster?” King asked flatly.

The Dream Eater nodded fearfully: “The aura on him is quite astonishing. Although I didn’t see his appearance clearly, I knew that I was not his opponent. However, if you go out personally, Your Majesty, you will definitely be able to take him down easily.”

Ling Su was being targeted by a big monster? Xiao Luo raised his whole heart, and almost forgot to breathe. The dream eater said that King can finish the big demon, but King didn’t say anything!

Just when the little orange cat was about to lose control and was about to continue harassing King, a familiar voice came.

“Big lazy cat, can you not set up an enchantment with such a high defense value next time? I almost couldn’t get in.”

Xiao Luo’s ears trembled, and he immediately accurately caught the direction of the sound, and turned his head away. A handsome, mature and charming uncle’s face came into view.

“Meow~” the little orange cat greeted cheerfully.

Daoist Qingfeng walked like a gust of wind, and in the blink of an eye, he moved in front of Xiao Luo, touched the little orange cat’s head enthusiastically, and said brazenly, “Xiao Luo, are you happy to see Master coming?”

“Meow woo!” Xiao Luo nodded hastily. At first he thought that King and the master were the same person, but now seeing King and Master Qingfeng on the same screen, he slowly corrected his thinking: these two are old friends at first sight. The relationship between master and King is very good.

“Get down to business.” King glanced at Master Qingfeng without changing his expression. The latter froze, and retracted his hand that wanted to touch the cat without a trace.

“My lord, you promised me that you wouldn’t need to refine the demon pot!” The dream-eating beast trembled with fright when it saw Master Qingfeng. King may not kill it at all, but what about this vicious Taoist priest?

The dream-eating beast dare not imagine, even the little monsters are afraid of the demon catcher.

“The demon refining pot, I brought it, do you want to use it?” Taoist Qingfeng turned his head and asked King. He still knew what kind of monster the dream-eating beast was. King can crush his head to death, there is absolutely no need for him to make a trip.

“You take him back to the sect first, send him to the Demon Locking Tower, and shut him up for three or two months.”

“Is that so…” Master Qingfeng was quite regretful, but he had to do it.

The Demon Locking Tower, the Demon Refining Pot,… Xiao Luo listened quietly, and always felt that these things seemed to be familiar. Well, it is probably because there are too many TV dramas.

“Thank you, my lord!” As soon as he heard that he didn’t need to enter the demon refining pot, the Dream Eater immediately thanked him repeatedly, and left with Master Qingfeng.

Before leaving, Master Qingfeng reluctantly glanced at the little orange cat: “Xiao Luo, I’ll go first, let’s get together next time.” Before Xiao Luo could nod, King threw out two words: “Go away.”

“Hey, you really have no heart, throwing me away when you’re done using me!” Qingfeng pretended to complain, and without waiting for King to say anything, he grabbed the dream-eating beast and ran away quickly .

It’s really running.

It’s a very ugly way of running.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded. He clearly remembered that when he was in the Ling family last time, Grandpa Ling had to rely on his connections to invite an expert. When he appeared, he was on a helicopter with a few bodyguards. 

And now—

That expert is like a younger brother in front of King.

“Meow!” Master, why did your avatar collapse!

In contrast, the fact that King just likes to follow dramas is really a big deal.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, I want to take back what I just said. Your image in my mind has always been mighty, domineering and tall! Absolutely no problem.

King: [Good, reward for you!]

Huh? Another red envelope!

Xiao Luo opened his eyes wide in surprise, but because of the previous precedent of three 250s, he didn’t dare to have too much hope this time.

He clicked to open it very calmly, and then, looked again, damn it! !

+10000 love value!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thank you, boss.jpg

Xiao Luo was so excited that he almost fell off King’s shoulders. There is a lot of love, and it feels like he has turned into a millionaire, so happy!

“Don’t be too happy. Your shit-shovelling officer has already been targeted. I gave you so much love points so that you have enough ability to protect him.” King patted the cat’s head, turned and walked back.

“Meow?” Xiao Luo’s rationality returned  in an instant. He didn’t forget what the Dream Eater said before. But if he only had love value, he would at most have a chance to randomly transform into a human form, and then what?

“All randomly transformed human figures have special skills. You, little guy, must have not looked carefully.”

WTF! There is such a thing?

Editor: Jieamnin