CH 59

Chapter 59… Getting Fat Again

When Xiao Luo woke up, all the personnel from the Special Affairs Division had already evacuated, and it was said that the suspect had already been arrested.

The image crisis of the shit shoveler is finally resolved, and everyone is happy. Xiao Luo stretched his waist, slid down from the head of the bed, and was startled suddenly: He seems… to be fat again?

Anxiously rushing to the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the cloakroom, the little orange cat opened its eyes wide in horror: it has a round head, a fluffy kiwi-like body, wobbly limbs and short legs, and sat down on the ground.

What is the normal weight of a 2 month old kitten?

About two catties.

So now he is at least fifty percent overweight.

OH NO~ The little orange cat covered its face, blocked its eyes with its Xiao Pang paws, rolled on the ground twice, and suddenly woke up: it must have something to do with the inner alchemy he absorbed last night!

Just like the cultivation pill before, because he didn’t fully absorb it, it caused his weight to skyrocket!

What to do?

Xiao Luo got up silently, looked left and right, and found that Ling Su was not in the room, but his milk bottle was on the bedside table. He didn’t notice it because of the sudden stimulation just now. He hesitated, didn’t go to get the milk bottle, turned and walked to the door of the room. He climbed up slowly against the wall, moved to the doorknob and pushed down, the door opened and he slipped out.

”Oh, Xiao Pang, good morning.”

Xiao Luo just went out a few steps, when he met “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan. The other party smiled so enchantingly that he didn’t look like a good person at first glance. But after what happened last night, he wasn’t worried that this guy would do something bad.

”Meow?” Have you seen my Xiao Su?

”He went for a morning run. Humans seem to like to exercise early in the morning.” Ling Xuan squatted down with a smile, and poked the little orange cat’s forehead with his finger, “You look like a ball, it’s time to exercise.” A wave of heat poured into his body, Xiao Luo subconsciously dodged back. He didn’t know if the other party restrained himself or something, this time the impact was obviously not as strong as before.

The little orange cat tilted its head and looked at the other party suspiciously: “Meow?” How to exercise?

Ling Xuan giggled and said, “Actually, you didn’t go to find Ling Xiaosu, did you? When you opened your eyes and woke up, you found that you had gained a lot of weight, and then you had an idea that you want me to help you?”

For having such a frightening appearance, he really wanted to give him two paws.

Xiao Luo meowed innocently, but had to admit: “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan was right.

King is busy, the signal is not good, and it is inconvenient to contact, and Ling Xuan seems to be very powerful…

”Meow!” Don’t know!

”Tsk tsk, the aggressive method is useless to me, Xiao Pang.” The last two words were marked with a special accent.

Xiao Luo snorted, turned around and walked past him.

If it’s just pure obesity, it’s nothing more than keeping his mouth shut and moving his legs. Moreover his body is only less than two months old, and he doesn’t need to lose weight when he is growing his body.

The problem is, the reason for his fatness is quite special.

Then the key to solving the problem from the source is: he has not fully absorbed and digested the energy provided by the demon’s inner alchemy and the cultivation pill, and the remaining part is temporarily stored in his body, which leads to… puffiness?

”Good morning, Xiao Pang. Have you eaten yet?” Xiao Luo just ran downstairs when Ling Tianci, who was sitting by the dining table, noticed him sharply, “I invite you to drink milk and eat meat balls, come on!”

Xiao Luo meowed in a friendly manner, but didn’t go there.

”Tuantuan, Xiao Pang is still young. He can only drink goat’s milk, he can’t eat salty food, even milk, it will cause diarrhea.” 

”So that’s it, I understand Mama.”

”Xiao Pang, are you looking for Xiao Su?” Yu Wan was probably influenced by her son, and she is used to talking to the little orange cat in a tone that treats children, “He is doing morning exercises in the yard.” 

”Meow~” Thank you sister-in-law!

Xiao Luo ran out familiarly, and successfully found the shit-shoveling officer of his family, then squatted quietly by the flowerbed, staring at Ling Su from afar.

King said that the cat’s eyes are psychic. As long as he works hard, he can see the luck around the human body.

He didn’t know what to do after taking the cultivation pill, so he could only rely on instinct to explore slowly.

After running eight laps, Ling Su was sweating all over. He estimated the time and thought that Xiao Pang should wake up at this moment, so he stopped and was about to go back to take a shower. As soon as he turned around, he saw his little orange cat squatting, on the edge of the flowerbed, as quiet as a chicken and peeping at him. 

”Xiao Pang, come here.” The shit shovel officer waved from afar.

Xiao Luo stood up, a little puzzled. What was the flashing purple light he saw just now?

”Xiao Pang?” Seeing that the little orange cat didn’t respond, Ling Su simply ran over.

Xiao Luo belatedly stood on the spot. The more he looked at it, the more he was at a loss: It didn’t appear any more.

”Have you had breakfast?” His shit shoveler asked out of breath.

”Meow~” Losing weight, won’t eat.

Xiao Luo talked nonsense, thinking that you wouldn’t understand anyway.

Ling Su really doesn’t understand, but he can observe words and make up his mind, especially after discovering something interesting.

”What kind of weight loss, isn’t it good now?”

WTF! The answers are fluent and flawless! Could it be that “General Edition of Pet Linguistics” played a role? Xiao Luo suddenly became nervous, secretly thinking not speaking so casually in the future.

”Meow~” Just act cute.

Ling Su bent down and was about to hug him, but Xiao Luo avoided him tactfully.

”What’s the matter, Xiao Pang?” The shit shoveler asked, puzzled.

Xiao Luo meowed, thinking: I’m on a diet, so I can’t be carried around casually.

”I see, do you dislike the smell of sweat on my body?”

”Meow~” Of course not, I like everything about you.

”Hey, it’s up to you. Keep up, don’t get lost” Ling Su didn’t force it anymore. Thinking back to every time the little orange cat behaved abnormally in the past…Suddenly, the shit-shoveling officer had an epiphany.

What is it called? Have the heart but not the guts? Oh no, in fact, he is quite courageous, that is, every time he is asleep or not paying attention.

”Xiao Pang, I heard from Xiaoxiao that it is better for male cats to be neutered earlier. What about today? You haven’t had breakfast yet, why don’t we go to the pet hospital later?” the shit-shoveling officer said maliciously.

Xiao Luo exploded instantly! He looked at Ling Su in horror, and then ran wildly.

”It’s… too easy to deceive, isn’t it?” Ling Su couldn’t help laughing as he watched the little orange cat disappear from sight. It took him a long time to recover, and he couldn’t help muttering, “You’re obviously very smart.”

It was only after Xiao Luo ran away that he came to his senses: His shut shoveler must have been naughty just now, he really didn’t deserve training!

”Yo, Xiao Pang, you’ve lost weight.” “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan appeared like a ghost. His voice seemed to be floating in the air, and it didn’t land for a long time.

”Meow!” Scoundrel!

”I don’t teach you for your own good. Practising this kind of thing depends on understanding. If you teach everything by hand, you will never get used to relying on yourself.” Ling Xuan elegantly held a cup of freshly brewed black tea and spoke slowly.

Xiao Luo really couldn’t understand this guy. He was sitting in the corridor drinking black tea and eating snacks, with such a leisurely posture, it was as if he was in his own home, so casual to the point of willfulness.

Especially, if he actually talked about these topics in broad daylight, isn’t he afraid of being heard by others?

”Don’t worry, there is a barrier of silence, they can’t hear it.”

”Meow!” Old demon!

”Are you in need of a beating?” His tone suddenly dropped by three points, with an overwhelming momentum.

Xiao Luo closed his mouth in a very sensible manner, and turned around to greet his shit-shoveling officer: “Meow~” Then he swooped down, threw himself into his arms and acted like a spoiled child.

Ling Su caught the little orange cat in time, patted the cat’s fur with a chuckle, and joked, “You ran so fast just now, are you not afraid anymore?” 

”Meow!” Xiao Luo opened his mouth and bit the shit-shoveling officer’s finger. He licked it, but didn’t dare to bite it seriously.

”It’s too much to give me dog food early in the morning.” Ling Xuan snorted softly, crossed his legs, and looked at Ling Su with a bright smile, “Xiao Su, I heard that you are planning to open a brokerage company, what about letting me join? I just happened to be looking for a job recently. If you don’t mind, I can help you with some odd jobs, the annual salary is up to you, just include food and housing, you should know my abilities…” 

“I can’t.” Ling Su said coldly and directly rejected, “My temple here is too small to accommodate a big Buddha like you.”

”Meow~” Xiao Luo gloatly seconded that the big demon should not compete with humans for jobs!

”Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan smiled charmingly, and said nothing, as if he had already expected such an answer.

Looking at that smile, Xiao Luo suddenly had an ominous premonition. It was not until three days later that this premonition became a reality.

Three days later, Ling Xuan was specially hired by W University as an honorary advisor to the Department of Computer Science.

A “person” who likes to poke the keyboard with only one finger when typing has become an honorary consultant of the computer department? Xiao Luo felt that there must be something shady here!

It’s a pity that he is a little orange cat. Even if he knew that Ling Xuan had used special means, he was powerless to stop him. He could only watch helplessly as Ling Xuan moved into the apartment opposite his shit-shoveling officer proudly.

”Hi, Xiao Pang. What a coincidence to meet again.”

”Meow!” Coincidentally, your uncle! 

Holding the little orange cat in one hand and the cat backpack in the other, Ling Su closed the door of the apartment expressionlessly.

”Dididi——”

King: Little orange cat, please be careful in the near future.

When Xiao Luo saw it, he was extremely surprised, the chances of King taking the initiative to find him were simply too low.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King! What’s up.jpg, what happened?

Didn’t you catch demons in Kunlun Mountains before? Could it be—— the demons ran away?

King: Touch the dog’s head.jpg, that bug was injured and ran away.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, are you not injured?

King: Not bad, I need to cultivate for a while.

Xiao Luo felt anxious when he saw it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, where is your home? Can I go over and see you? Oh, by the way, last time the guy you said was stupid moved to the opposite side of Ling Su.

King: I will come to see you in a few days. Leave that guy alone. How is your cultivation going?

Xiao Luo sent a selfie, quite proud of it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, I seem to have found a way to cultivate. Look, am I losing weight?

King: …

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I just need to stare at my shit-shoveling officer all the time, and then I lose weight naturally. I feel that I am so powerful, hahahaha!

King: Don’t go crazy like Coco, keep working hard.

Editor: Jieamnin