CH 65

Chapter 65… Tang Monk Meat?

To add friends or not, that is the question.

For “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan, a brain-dead old demon who doesn’t use common sense, Xiao Luo resisted adding friends with him from the bottom of his heart. Within a few seconds of his hesitation, the friend request was sent again along with additional information: Xiao Pang, I am your brother Ling Xuan, add me soon~!

Xiao Luo refused decisively, and at the same time replied: Who’s that? I do not recognize.

Can’t add! He had a premonition: After adding it, it would be a disaster. The speed of “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan swiping the screen is definitely even more exaggerated than that of Husky!

“Dididi——”

The system prompts: Xiao Pang, ‘I am your master’ is applying to add you as a friend. Do you want to accept it?

Xiao Luo: 囧. He still clicked to reject, and replied: Xiaojiejie Ling Xuan, don’t go too far! Otherwise, when my master comes tomorrow, I will let him beat you to death!

The other side finally quieted down.

Xiao Luo secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Obviously, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan has less permission than King. One is the main staff of the system’s research and development department, and the other is at most a non-staff member!

But then again, it still feels weird.

Before knowing that King is the master, Xiao Luo always thought that Master Qingfeng was his master. Who made King transform into a charming uncle to recruit disciples back then!

In other words, the relationship between Master King and Master Qingfeng seems to be pretty good, but in reality?

Master Qingfeng doesn’t have a system, but “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan, who was identified by King as a brain-damaged one, does!

Xiao Luo thought about it, but there was only one reason that was more plausible: because Master Qingfeng was a demon catcher, and Master King and “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan were both demons. The so-called demons have different paths from that of humans, which is probably the real reason.

“Meow!” The more he thought about it, the more confused he became.

The little orange cat rolled around twice on the bed, and accidentally rolled onto the head of his shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Su had already fallen asleep, his breathing gradually slowed down.

The little orange cat sticks out its tongue and gently licks the shit shoveler’s cheek. After checking the time, it’s only after eleven o’clock. It’s too early to enter the dream, so he lays down on the pillow in a regular manner, and enters the system. Taking advantage of the time he had, he wanted to do the homework that King gave him before.

“Dididi——”

Xiao Luo paused, could it be that “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan didn’t give up and came back to be his friend again?

He clicked on the friend column to see, and found Husky’s avatar flashing.

Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow! What’s up.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the dog’s head.jpg

Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow, thank you for your help with my little sister’s matter. My current charm value is only over two thousand. I will return you two thousand first, and pay back the rest to you later!

Yo, this kid is quite sensible.

Xiao Luo happily accepted the 2,000 Charm Points given by the other party. Although he didn’t expect Husky to pay him back at the beginning, he thought it was a good deed. So he was a bit surprised.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It’s okay, you don’t have to worry, and don’t sneakily kiss your young lady at night.

Husky-Xiao Er: It was the little sister who kissed me, rolling happily.jpg.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Well, then I can rest assured, go to bed early.

Husky-Xiaoer: I’m not sleeping right now. I have to keep watch at night. Just now, the aunt downstairs said that the bad guys have been caught, I’m still not very relieved.

Xiao Luo wanted to say, what kind of night are you guarding as a little milk dog! Even if some villains come, you can’t stop them! But thinking about it, he decided to let go and not hit the cub’s innocent heart.

So he changed the subject, chatting slowly with Husky, while thinking about which small game to start with.

After today’s encounter, Husky seems to have become more sensible. Although he is still stupid, at least he has spoken clearly.

Regarding the matter of Bai Qingyun, the pot of prickly pear that almost smashed Bai Qingyun’s head was thrown by a girl in the dormitory next door to Bai Qingyun, because that girl just broke up with her boyfriend. It is said that the boyfriend changed his mind and fell in love with someone else, and that someone else is Bai Qingyun. In a fit of rage, the girl went mad and did bad things. However, Bai Qingyun, who was supposed to be one of the parties involved, didn’t know anything about it.

The emotional entanglement between men and women is indeed a mess.

Fortunately, his shit shoveller has seen his sincerity clearly now, and he has been bent over properly!

Xiao Luo sighed quietly. After saying goodnight to Husky, he finally decided to stretch out his demonic claws to the greedy snake game 1 greedy snake game: and make an adaptation.

All the programs have to be written by himself, which is a big project. Fortunately, it is only a small one player game. At most, it can be changed to an intranet connection where you can see the scoreboard version. Xiao Luo thought about it and decided to complete it in two days.

He just started, and suddenly received a system prompt: Help others, +1000 points of love.

Is this an update after he levelled up?

Or did King see that his cultivation speed was too slow, and secretly opened the back door for him again?

Xiao Luo looked at the detailed list with a confused face. Sure enough, after “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan forcefully gave him an inner alchemy, and the system prompted that the energy was sufficient to automatically level up, he not only gained one more skill, at the same time, part of the content of the system has also been updated, broadening the way to obtain love points.

“Beep beep——”

The system prompts: ‘I am your master’s wife’ is applying to add you as a friend. Do you accept it?

Xiao Luo almost vomited blood, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan is really shameless!

As the saying goes, there are only three rejections. Seeing that the other party is so sympathetic and unwilling to give up, Xiao Luo reluctantly nodded to confirm.

As soon as the friend request was approved, the shameless guy changed his original name back.

Ling Xuan: Hi, Xiao Pang~

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How could you change your name casually?

This is what Xiao Luo couldn’t figure out all the time. Even he couldn’t do anything to do with the system. When he first saw his real name appearing behind the orange cat, he tried to decipher the system and directly modify the name. He used special means to get the wishing card, and after being caught by King on the spot and owing a debt, he honestly stopped challenging the authority.

Ling Xuan: Because I am special! Satisfied.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What are you doing pretending to be my master’s wife?

Xiao Luo casually asked, thinking in his heart: Master should be single, right?

Ling Xuan: If I don’t write like that, you don’t want to add me as a friend!

This natural tone is as unflattering as ever.

Xiao Luo took a deep breath, saw that the time was almost twelve o’clock, and decided to end this chat quickly and never continue to entangle with the other party.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What do you want from me?

Ling Xuan: There is indeed something important to tell you. But well~ you understand!

Orange Cat-Xia Luo: I don’t understand anything! If you don’t say anything, I’ll go to sleep.

Ling Xuan: For tomorrow’s speech on stage, I’ve thought about it carefully. But I’m still not sure. Why don’t I transform you into my appearance, and you go and teach the lesson for me!

WTF! How could there be such a shameless and unreasonable person? Oh no, it’s a demon.

Xiao Luo was speechless.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Aren’t you very capable! A talented scholar with dual master’s degrees from Harvard, still afraid of going on stage?

Ling Xuan: But I majored in criminal psychology and marketing. I don’t know anything about computers. It’s not like you don’t know. Besides, you must know what Ling Xiao Su does. The industry he owns still operates on a comprehensive Internet service, an online game company, and an entertainment brokerage company, none of which can be separated from the foundation of the computer industry. Do you want to be a cat for the rest of your life? After you regain your human form, don’t you want to follow and help him? So, don’t hesitate to show off, act quickly, start to exercise your eloquence and courage from now on, and lay a solid foundation for your future success! Only in this way, Ling Xiao Su will not run away with others!

Fuck. Xiao Luo swears silently. As expected of a professional in marketing, bragging has the same effect as brainwashing. It looks like the truth at first glance, but after a closer look, it’s all fart.

As a person with a firm heart, he will not be so easily bewitched.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I won’t do it.

Ling Xuan: The little painted-skinned demon I took care of told me a secret about Ling Xiao Su before it died, do you want to know?

Brainwashing is useless, but the matter about Ling Su is indeed a weakness for Xiao Luo.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You are so eloquent and courageous, why don’t you dare to go on stage by yourself?

Ling Xuan: Didn’t you say that your master is coming tomorrow? I’m a dignified demon… how will I look like, standing on a podium and giving lessons to humans?

Xiao Luo was confused, what does this have to do with his master? Moreover, he didn’t think that King would have that spare time to watch “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan in class!

So, another excuse.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Since you have real talents and learning, you can apply for a job in the finance department. Why do you want to poison the good young people in the computer department?

Ling Xuan: There is no shortage of people there. Moreover, if I go there, there will be no room for you to play!

Tsk tsk, he really made up his mind to pull him into this . Xiao Luo was extremely sad, it seemed that this troublesome matter could not be pushed away.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Tomorrow morning or afternoon? I have to go away for an hour. I’m afraid it’ll not be that easy, and my master will come to visit me tomorrow.

Ling Xuan: As long as you nod, I will take care of the rest.

For the sake of the other party’s swearing, Xiao Luo nodded helplessly and agreed. He will not use his own face, and it was not for him to lose face when the time came. Those who should be worried are those innocent junior students.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Can you tell me the so-called secret now?

Ling Xuan: The painted skin demon said that some demons in the demon world have recently released rumors that eating the body of a person who is born under the emperor star 2 (真的是帝星) related to astrology and horoscope, When this star appears in a person’s chart, it is a strong indication that he or she has in-born potential for greatness – someone who can rise to the top of whatever they choose to do with their lives. in the human world can increase one’s cultivation base by a thousand years. Although this news is very fake at first glance, it is guaranteed that some evil people will believe it, so you have to protect Ling Xiao Su well from now on.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: So exaggerated? Isn’t that the same effect as Tang Monk meat? But what’s the matter with Ling Su?

Ling Xuan: Because he is “Tang Monk Meat” 3 Tang monk meat: ( 唐僧肉) Literally, “the flesh of the monk Tang Seng (Tang Sanzang)”. Tang Sanzang is the central character of the classical novel Journey to the West, whose flesh is reputed to have the ability of making its consumer immortal.(figuratively) something highly attractive that every person wants a share of; something that is much coveted; a big bonus or benefit that is pursued at any cost quotations. ! Hahahahaha.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: … Which illiterate demon spread this rumour?

Ling Xuan: I don’t know. However, he is protected by the amulet you exchanged for him, and ordinary little demons can’t get close to him. For those of a higher level, you can handle it yourself if you practice hard enough.

These are reassuring words.

Xiao Luo thought of the reminder sent by King before, and then looked at the gossip and rumors that “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan inquired about, and immediately understood: Is the bug that escaped from King’s hands secretly playing tricks? But why did the big demon target Ling Su? Ah, by the way, born under the emperor star!

Could it be that the scene where “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan dragged him into Ling Su’s dream earlier was real?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, is Ling Su really born under the emperor star?

Ling Xuan: Uh-huh. yes.

After getting an affirmative answer, Xiao Luo couldn’t help but worry, being born under the emperor star… In other words, that insidious and cunning bug is most likely a hidden danger left by Ling Su in his previous life.

He has only just started his cultivation, and he definitely won’t be able to see the big demon, unless— “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan makes a move?

However, since his Master said that the demon had been injured and fled, he probably wouldn’t show up for a short time, and would only use rumors or instigate the demons under his hands to provoke and do evil.

The most urgent thing is to step up his practice!

Xiao Luo looked at his account balance, and then at his body that was still in a puffy state after losing half a circle of weight just now, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, do you have a secret to speed up one’s cultivation?

Editor: Jieamnin

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