CH 71

Chapter 71… It is said that it hurts

How painful is the first time?

#Imagine the feeling of turning your lips outwards and covering your whole head! It’s probably like this, it’s not an exaggeration at all, let’s put a dynamic picture below [picture.gif] #

Xiao Luo carefully moved the mouse, clicked the gif to play, and saw the automobile crashing into the tunnel entrance. The hole was broken because the size was too large. The cracked picture made his hair stand on end in fright!

So scary…

He continued to read the post a little hesitantly.

#But in my first caesarean section, I felt good. I suggest that young mothers with good physical strength should give birth to their babies normally for the first time, and the postpartum recovery will be faster… #

Eh? The little orange cat was completely dumbfounded, so he entered the wrong post? He looked up at the title, then at the forum name: Mommy Baby Concentration Camp!

Xiao Luo was embarrassed, he quickly cancelled the page and continued to search.

”Xiao Pang, it’s almost time, let’s go there early.” Ling Su’s voice suddenly sounded.

Xiao Luo immediately turned the Fruit Lianliankan interface into full screen, blocking other pages. This is the price to be paid for being a demon under the eyes of the shit-shovelling officer: all kinds of thrills. He may be discovered at any time, and even if he had an extra mouth, he won’t be able to explain it clearly.

Fortunately, Ling Su didn’t care what he was doing. He walked over and picked up the little orange cat. He didn’t turn off the computer, and went outside: “Director Li said he wanted to cook by himself, but I think it’s a bit precarious. Let’s go sooner and help, how about it?”

”Meow!” This can be done.

Before leaving, Ling Su specially packed the little orange cat’s cat food and the bowl and brought them there. Xiao Luo glanced at it pretending not to care, and silently praised the shit shoveler: “Caring little padded jacket!” 1 Little padded jacket: This term has been used metaphorically by the Chinese to refer to daughters, who are often considerate and heartwarming, and therefore are compared to a “padded jacket in winter ” for parents.  

Having dinner with hot pot, Ling Su, Li Wei, Su Chen, Luo Qingqiu, and Bai Qingyun gathered around a table, and the atmosphere was pretty good. Xiao Luo, Coco, Wu Huan, Luo Baibai, and Husky gathered in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows while basking in the sun and wandering in the group, eating cat food. Smelling the aroma of boiled mutton, Xiao Luo silently swallowed.

The King’s Harem Group

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: I am about to leave W University. I suddenly feel so sad!

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Wuhuan, why don’t you stay, your family Chenchen must be very busy filming after joining the crew.

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: So I’m going to take care of him!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Give a thumbs up to the heart-warming Xiao Wuhuan!

Pudding Hamster-Wu Huan: Little Meow! Let me tell you, that Wang Xiaojie is still pestering my family’s Chenchen recently. Do you think I can beat him?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It seems…you’ll be beaten.

Macaw-Coco: I can! Ah ha ha ha ha! Wuhuan, let’s join the crew together. Next time whoever comes, tell me and I’ll teach him a lesson for you!

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Coco, you have to be careful yourself, don’t get caught.

Macaw-Coco: Don’t worry~ I’m very smart!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Smart Coco, are you here to play fighting the landlord?

Macaw-Coco: No!

Husky-XiaoEr: Will it take long to come back after joining the crew? My little sister said she couldn’t take me there, crying.jpg. 

Macaw-Coco: We need to be there for two or three months. But your little sister is not the protagonist, so she’ll stay for two weeks at most, right?

As the “big celebrity” next to Director Li, Coco has rich experience and is not comparable to ordinary parrots.

Xiao Luo didn’t understand the script until now. He only knew it was called “First Love”. The two male protagonists were uncle and nephew in name, not related by blood, with a typical tragic ending. So Bai Qingyun’s guest role in it should be a supporting role. For example… nephew’s fiancé?

Kind of weird.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Husky, what role is your young lady playing?

Husky-Xiao Er: Heroine!

Seeing this smug tone, Xiao Luo was deeply suspicious.

Macaw-Coco: There is no heroine, it is a same-sex movie.

Husky-Xiaoer: It’s the heroine!

Macaw-Coco: I’m sure not!

So, the husky quarrelled with Coco, a rather substandard quarrel, just like primary school students quarrelling.

Xiao Luo turned his head silently, looking at Husky and Coco who were arguing fiercely in the group. But in reality, they silently bowed their heads to eat lunch, looking very happy.

Good times always fly by so fast.

When he went back in the afternoon, Xiao Luo felt a little bit of reluctance in his heart: it might not be easy to get together again in the future.

This feeling of reluctance lasted until night. After eating and drinking enough, he was coaxed by the shit-shovel officer to be happy again. After taking a pill, Xiao Luo fell asleep drowsily. When he woke up, it was already midnight.

In the night, the surroundings were quiet, Xiao Luo got up furtively and checked the time: 3:30 in the morning.

In terms of time, it should still be in time.

Facing the shit-shovelling officer who was already asleep, Xiao Luo silently struggled with his thoughts, leaned forward, and kissed him secretly. Ling Su’s gentle breathing was mixed with the scent after bathing. This made the whole cat feel ecstatic. 

After the upgrade of the system, stealing kisses from the shit-shovelling officer in the prototype state will no longer increase his charm value, and because he is aware of his hairy mouth, Xiao Luo rarely steals kisses from Ling Su in the form of a little orange cat.

After exchanging a directional transformation card, Xiao Luo lay down next to Ling Su. Fascinatedly looking at the other party’s sleeping face, he carefully traced the outline of the shit-shovelling officer’s facial features with his eyes, time and time again.

”Ling Xiaosu, are you ready?” The young man’s cold and clear voice was somewhat cunning.

What responded to him was the shallow breathing of the other party.

Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown to transforming, and there were still one and a half minutes left, so he quickly exchanged for a piece of [Sneak into Your Dreams].

In the dream, there was an endless desert, the scorching sun was burning in the sky, scorching everything, and the heat was so real that no one could ignore it. Xiao Luo couldn’t help but wonder if he went to the wrong set?

Where is Ling Su?

Looking up, Xiao Luo couldn’t help being confused, what was his shit-shovelling officer thinking? Why are his dreams always so weird?

He started to search. Fortunately, not long after, he found Ling Xiaosu who had lost his way in the desert, lying on the ground alone, with a dishevelled look, which made people feel distressed.

Xiao Luo hurriedly ran forward, trying to wake him up: “Ling Su, wake up. Open your eyes and look at me. Can you hear my voice?”

Ling Su was carrying a bag, and Xiao Luo took it off, opened the zipper and looked. It was a bit embarrassing: everything inside is cat food!

Should he praise the shit-shovel officer for being too dedicated or too stupid?

Holding the backpack with one hand, Xiao Luo tried to carry his shit-shovelling officer on his back. He carried the tall Ling Su on his back with difficulty. The whole process can be described in one word: tired.

”Zhu Bajie carrying his wife, 2  Zhu Bajie is a character in”Journey to the West”. There is a story about Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back. The story says that Zhu Bajie likes to fight wild boars at night, so he always delays the time to go home. One day, Tang Seng found an excuse not to let Zhu Bajie go out, so Zhu Bajie had to wait in the temple for Tang Seng to return. While waiting, he met a young and beautiful woman, and the two had a pleasant conversation. The woman told Zhu Bajie that she was avoiding marriage and hoped to get Zhu Bajie’s help. Zhu Bajie agreed to her, carried the woman on his back, and prepared to take her out to escape her suitors. However, the woman suddenly turned into a monster, and Zhu Bajie was terrified. Fortunately, Tang Seng arrived in time to wake up Zhu Bajie. While Zhu Bajie was shocked, he also realized his mistake. Hahaha.”

Xiao Luo was having fun, thanking himself for exercising regularly, so he could barely carry someone on his back. It’s just that walking three steps and sliding one step backwards is simply too unscientific.

”Ahem…” After walking for an unknown amount of time, the person on his back finally woke up.

Xiao Luo was overjoyed: “Ling Su, are you awake?”

”Who are you?” asked the shit shovel officer.

Xiao Luo was speechless, he clearly remembered his name in his dream last time and forced him to wear a maid outfit, but this time he didn’t recognize him again.

”I’m your master.” He snorted angrily, and slapped Shit Shovel Officer’s butt with his backhand, “Can you walk by yourself?” “Yes.”

Ling Su’s voice was quite low, perhaps because of lack of water, it was a little hoarse. After he landed, he stood firm, and his deep and sharp eyes fell on the young man, with a flash of surprise in his eyes, “You just entered the desert like this?”

Xiao Luo was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, and Vance’s latest style shoes on his feet. When he took a step forward, a pinch of sand got into the shoes, rubbing his feet, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

”Ah, is there a problem?” The boy asked indifferently.

Looking at the shit-shovelling officer’s appearance, Xiao Luo certainly knew there was a problem. But he is not a prophet, how could he know in advance that Ling Su would come to the desert in his dream?

”Where did you come from?” Ling Su took off his coat and put it on the young man, “The sun here is too poisonous, put it on quickly.” Xiao Luojiong, usually watches his shit-shovelling officer treat strangers with quite a rigorous attitude, but now he is really easygoing.

Probably because the stranger at this moment has become his relative? He thought happily.

”No need, it’s too hot in the desert, let’s find an exit quickly.” Xiao Luo quickly glanced at the shirtless shit-shovelling officer, his eyes flicked past the other party’s smooth muscles and finally fell on the enviable man’s abdominal muscles. His nose felt hot, and he couldn’t help but slander: My Ling Xiaosu is too shameless. He took off his coat and didn’t wear anything underneath! Isn’t this intentionally provoking him?!

”Village Master, what’s wrong with you?” Ling Su asked with a puzzled expression.

When Xiao Luo heard this title, he couldn’t help but get dizzy. Does his shit-shovelling officer regard him as the owner of the village?

”I’m a little thirsty.”

”I have water.”

”Where is it?” He clearly remembered that there was only cat food in the backpack!

”Close your eyes, and I’ll conjure them up for you.” The shit shovel officer whispered.

Xiao Luo’s ears turned red. He always felt that these words were a bit ambiguous. Did he think too much, or was the other party deliberately teasing him?

”Close it quickly.”

”…how did you conjure it?”

After all, Xiao Luo couldn’t beat Ling Xiaosu, and closed his eyes cooperatively, feeling the blazing heat from the scorching sun.

He closed his eyes and vaguely felt the other party’s breath approaching. Then, his lips were touched lightly. He opened his eyes suddenly and saw Ling Su’s face close at hand. Wrapping him in his arms with his left hand, holding his head with his right hand, and kissing him with his eyes closed…

It made his bones go limp.

”Close your eyes, village master.” The low voice was as elegant as the music of a cello, stirring Xiao Luo’s ever-accelerating heartbeat.

It’s time to close your eyes, otherwise, he won’t be able to help laughing when he sees the dust on his shit shoveler’s face and hair.

”En.” The young man responded in a low voice. It felt like a cat meowing in Ling Su’s heart, which made him tremble uncontrollably.

The kiss gradually deepened, from the initial probing to the entanglement after getting familiar. Xiao Luo felt that the blood in his whole body was burning, and his breathing began to become short. He couldn’t help wanting more, but – his mouth was dry.

”Clatter—” The sound of water splashed, and warm spring water fell from the sky.

Xiao Luo quietly opened his eyes and found that the desert had disappeared. He was brought by Ling Su to the edge of the hot spring pool, with his back against the smooth rock wall, leaving no way of escape.

”Look, there’s a lot of water.” There was a hint of a smile in the low voice.

Xiao Luo looked at the other party with a thunderous heartbeat, and a thought filled his mind: Don’t panic, come on!

”Ling Xiaosu, do you know who I am?” the boy asked hesitantly.

”You are my village master, and I am your second master.” Ling Su replied solemnly.

Xiao Luo was embarrassed, he quickly came to his senses: “The village master wants to eat the second master now. Will the second master agree?”

Ling Su was stunned, and a trace of confusion flashed across his handsome face, but he said in a daze: ” How do you want to eat it?”

Xiao Luo became excited, Ling Xiaosu looked really cute like this. What to do, he was about to lose control of himself!

”From beginning to end, inside and out, eat everything.” The young man’s face was reddish, but he continued to pretend to be calm, “Don’t worry, I will be very gentle.” “Oh?”

Ling Su’s expression changed, and a charming gleam of light flashed in his eyes, “That’s not okay, if the village master wants to eat me, the second master can only strike first.”

Poof!  The shit-shovelling officer with a clean mind.

Xiao Luo couldn’t help but want to laugh. Before he could laugh out loud and was kissed again.

The hot spring water wrapped the two of them tenderly, and the lingering kiss continued deeply, accompanied by his body being aroused.

The moment his legs were separated, Xiao Luo couldn’t help but want to cry. It was too difficult, he waited for this day until the flowers all withered, but it should be very painful, right? Thinking about the posts he had flipped through before, he couldn’t help feeling worried.

”Don’t be afraid, I will be very gentle.”

The so-called pain is probably them exaggerating it.

Perhaps because it was a dream, the moment he was entered, he didn’t feel the heart-piercing pain, but felt very comfortable, so comfortable that his voice was almost hoarse, but he brazenly shouted to do it again …

Xiao Luo opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling limply. In the dark and deep night on the eve of dawn, he turned around slowly and looked at Ling Su who was still sleeping beside him. His cheeks were blushing, and his body seemed to still feel the tremor left after being touched by his beloved.

Time passed quickly, and when there were only ten seconds left in the countdown to transformation, Xiao Luo leaned forward, bit Ling Su’s lips lightly, licked it tremblingly, and then – with a bang, he turned into the little orange cat and landed on the quilt.

”Xiao Pang?” The shit shovel officer’s hoarse voice sounded.

”Meow?” Xiao Luo responded. Only then did he remember that he forgot to exchange for [sleep till dawn].

Ling Su opened his eyes, felt the stickiness in his lower body, and said as if sighing softly: “Xiao Pang, I had a dream.”

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