C294 Write Guarantee

"Hehe, no!" The young man bowed and said to him with a smile.

"Oh right, your actions just now seemed a bit abnormal. What's going on?" The wild wolf looked at this young man with doubt in its eyes and asked.

"Is there something wrong with my behavior? "No way, right?" the young man said.

"Really?" As the wild wolf spoke, it stepped forward and pulled his collar, and said to him, "Since there isn't any, what are you doing here? Do you think this woman has a taste and would like to try something new here? "

Heh heh, wolf brother, this little girl is yours. the boy said.

The wild wolf turned around and looked at the woman before saying, "Did he really not do anything to you when he came to your place?"

"No, that's not true."

When the woman said this, the wild wolf looked at her doubtfully. With his back facing the little guy who made her use her phone, he said, "Since there really isn't one, then forget it."

Speaking to here, he said to the young lad who asked the woman to use her cell phone: "In the future, don't guard her here, go to Hutong. There, you will need more people."

Hearing that, although the young lad was a little unwilling, but since it was the order of the wolf brother, how could he not obey? Thus, he said: "Alright, I will listen to wolf brother."

"Alright, if there's nothing else, let's all head out. After we head out, lock the door tightly. If there's any mistake, then my head will be in danger." As the wolf spoke to here, it brought the young man, who had asked the woman to use her cell phone, over to where Hao Zhi was.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Haitong suddenly looked like he had turned soft, as he collapsed on the chair. The moment his hand loosened, and the phone suddenly slipped, I quickly walked forward, and caught it with my hand. Then, he took his phone and asked, "What happened to you?"

"It seems that there is no hope for my wife." He suddenly said dispiritedly.

"What's going on? Didn't she just call you? " I said.

"Yeah, but she only told us about the city. She didn't tell me the exact location of the city she was in." she said.

"At least, when we know which city we will be in, we will be able to narrow down the scope of the search. This can also be considered a help to our case."

As I said this, everyone began to speak up, agreeing with my words.

However, the bureau chief suddenly stood up and said, "Since we already know, we should hurry up and act on the matter. After we arrive at the city, we should split into several pairs of people and search for them. We must contact each other during the search to ensure that things progress faster."

"Mm, alright." After everyone acknowledged their agreement, they all sat in the car and hurried towards the city.

Sitting next to me is the small eye police who held Zhang Haitong's phone. If I hadn't been talking to him while sitting together, I really wouldn't have known that this guy could talk like that.

During the conversation, he asked me about my marriage and my current job status. He changed the subject to his own life and told me that in order to maintain a good relationship with his wife, he had written a similar bullshit, but very practical guarantee to his wife.

After I heard this, I hurriedly asked, "Really? Then, can you tell me how this guarantee is written? When I get married, I'll try to write a similar guarantee. "

After clearing his throat, he said to me, "Listen to me. This guarantee is written in this way. The title is' Guarantee of a person who loves to bullshit ', in parentheses and original works."

"Hmm, the question is pretty good. It suits your personal style. What's the next part?" I saw him stop, so I hurried him.

"Don't worry, I have to think about this carefully. After all, it's something that happened a few years ago. Now, even if you pay me to do it, I won't do it." After he said this, he continued, "In order to maintain the long-term stability of my relationship with you, and to truly fulfill the promise of your love, I promise to do it: 1. Never take advantage of the flowers, other than you, other girls give it to me for free, I don't want it. 2. Never be like some men who can't walk when they see a beautiful girl. Look at me, I can't look at the pictures I secretly take. I can look at them all the time, but I won't let you see them. "

After I heard this, I hurriedly said to him, "Friend, your first move is fine, but this second move is really not so good. After your wife saw the second move, did she have any reactions?"

"My reaction was too strong. That day, I was forced to kneel on the washboard for two hours after coming back from work. After I got up, my legs couldn't even walk anymore."

After he said this, I laughed out loud and said to him, "This is also a retribution that you deserve. I'm asking you, do you dare to continue fooling around like this?"

"Hehe, in fact, let me tell you the truth. When I wrote the second one, I was only joking with her. I didn't expect that he would really take it seriously. In the end, he just made me suffer for nothing." he said.

"Oh, so that's the case. Actually, joking is just looking at some kind of joke. Some jokes can be played, while some jokes can't be played even if one is beaten to death. Just like you said the second time just now, that kind of joke can't be played between friends, but in front of your own wife, it definitely can't be done." I said.

After he heard this, he replied, "Yes, there are three more. Do you want to listen to them?"

"Sure, go ahead!" I'm still interested.

"The third is that no matter how closely they chase me, my love for you will never waver." he said.

After I heard this, I gave him a thumbs up and said, "Mm, this can really be done. It is indeed pretty good. It deserves praise. What about the other two?"

"The latter two are as follows: 1. Don't deal with rich women, lest you accidentally fall in love and have nowhere to escape. 2. Love you to the end of time, pain you to the ground no longer grow grass, want you to think of a net grumble. "

As soon as he said that, I laughed. I really didn't expect that this guy who looked so sleepy had quite a lot of humor.

So, she said to him, "The promise you made just now was really quite good. Do you have any other interesting things?"

"That's the most memorable thing I've ever done. But in recent years, I've discovered that my son's sense of humor is even greater than mine. He's almost catching up with the Laughing Star." he replied.

"Oh, really? Can you tell me two things about your son that let you see that his humor is fiercer than yours? "

That day, the sun had already risen, but little Ming, my son, was still sleeping in the bed, and my mother, who was cooking in the kitchen, had an idea for him. Little Ming, can you help my mother do whatever it is she can? "

"What did he say?" I asked him.

"My son, Xiao Ming, said, Mother, of course I can. Teacher has always told us this, and I have always been looking for an opportunity. His mother was very happy to hear this, so she said to him, "Okay, get up and help his mother feed the chickens."

"En, this is not bad. The child should start from a small matter and slowly develop a good habit." I said.

"But guess what my son, Little Ming, said?" He said to his mother, Mother, you can rest assured that the chickens are already full. His mother, more pleased with herself, said to him: Really? "My dear son, are you really sensible?"

"Oh, really? It looks like your son is really sensible! " I said.

"No, it's not like what you said. My son's answer is: Mom, you are flattering me. Actually, all the credit for my outstanding achievements is due to our dear big rooster. Just now, while you were cooking, our dear big rooster came into the house with a group of hens lined up neatly and ate all the new rice that you had worked so hard for yesterday afternoon."

I laughed when he said that, and the other cops around me laughed too.

When small eye police saw this, he became even more interested. Thus, he continued to speak to me, "This is the story my son gave to his mother, and also the story that happened with me and my wife. Do you want to hear it?"

"Yes, please."

I said hello and went on.

"One day, my son said to my wife with a puzzled expression, Mom, can you tell me what's the difference between humans and birds?

Without waiting for her to speak, I confidently said, "Little fool, you don't even know this. You're tall, and the birds are low …"

When my wife heard this, she angrily interrupted me, "You still say that children are idiots, but in my opinion, you're the idiot. Who said that humans are taller than birds? Last time at the zoo, I saw a bird taller than two children!" Then he said amiably to his son, "Your father just doesn't know how to pretend. Let your mother tell you, what is the difference between a person and a bird? is that humans speak human language, and birds speak bird language. "

His son said, "Mom, it's not like that. Today, I saw a parrot at my classmate's house. I thought it was very cute, so I gave it a small piece of bread that I didn't want to eat. It actually called me a fool happily."

But when I turned my head around all of a sudden, I saw Zhang Haitong with a worried expression, staring blankly into space with a lowered face. Thus, we used our fingers to point at Zhang Haitong and said to small eye police, "Alright, now that Hai Tong is in a bad mood, let's talk about your family's interesting story after we have rescued his wife safely."

"Okay then. Actually, not only am I having interesting things, I also have many pleasant stories. When the time comes, I'll tell you." he said.

"Yes, yes, yes."

Amidst everyone's laughter, the car had already headed towards the city where Zhang Haitong's wife was.

As soon as we got out of the car, the director said to us in a loud and clear voice, "Now, we have arrived at the city where the wife is. In order to find her quickly and rescue her from those gangsters, I have decided to divide the two of you into two groups and move out immediately, trying not to let go of every nook and cranny. Alright, as for how to split them up? I'll give you half a minute to choose your partner. "

After we smelled it, we looked at each other, but for a moment we didn't know how to choose.

Half a minute passed quickly, but Commissioner Wen said to the thin-faced policeman on the far left, "Who's your partner? Once you've made your choice, you can stand by his side. "