C64 How could there be such a good thing?

Is there such a good thing?

"It's me!" I hurriedly said to the outside.

"Oh, it's you brat. Why did you kick the door?" Do you feel that you have been beaten up to the point that you don't feel satisfied, and you want to make up for it? "

"No, I'm not in a hurry to pee, am I? Do you want me to pee here? " I said.

"That's right, our manager said that regardless of whether you pee or shit, or eat and drink soup, you'll all be done with it."

Just as Security personnel's words came out from my mouth, the brothers behind me said, "Fuck, what we are doing can only be described as inhuman treatment. Isn't this the same as asking us to collectively die miserably inside?"

I casually touched my pockets and discovered that there were still a few hundred yuan left. Thus, I quickly took out a piece and called for him from the window. "Bro, quickly come over here. Can we discuss something?"

"There are so many f * cking things to talk about. What do you and I need to discuss?"

The security guard spoke as he walked towards the window. When he saw the hundred yuan note in my hand through the window, he immediately became elated and said, "Handsome, is the money in your hand for me?"

"That's right. As long as you agree to a small condition from me, this hundred dollars will be yours."

"There are conditions?" Hearing this, he suddenly felt a little unhappy, "Then tell me your conditions, I'll explain it clearly to you in advance. If you want to run away, don't even mention giving me a hundred yuan, even if you gave me ten thousand yuan, I wouldn't dare to make the decision!"

"Relax, it definitely isn't running away, you guys are watching me closely, how can I run away, what do you say? Actually, the only reason I gave you this 100 yuan is to go to the toilet and take a piss. As you know, we have a lot of people here, so if we poop here together, our suffering is one aspect. If you guys want to clean up the mess, wouldn't it be the same? "

Hearing what I said, the security guard nodded his head and said, "Alright then. Seeing that you are willing to give me 100 yuan, I agree to take you to the toilet to take a piss, but, we have to agree in advance, at most five minutes. If you do not return to this room within five minutes, the Security personnel and I will use force against you."

"Don't worry, you can look at your watch. I'll definitely be back in five minutes."

When the Security personnel outside heard this, he hurriedly opened the door. The moment I left the room, the brothers in the room felt it was inconceivable and said, "This time, I finally know what a tycoon is. He went to take a piss and was actually willing to spend a hundred yuan."

"Yeah, Dragon is so generous. In the future, if we come out of here and follow Dragon, maybe our quality of life will improve even more."

As the Security personnel entered the toilet with me, he walked up to me with a hint of humanity and said, "Young lad, I can actually tell that you are definitely not some local tyrant. But what I don't understand is, why did you give me a hundred dollars just to piss? "

"You don't know about this, do you?" I said to him while I untied my hands, "Actually, I'm quite rich now. Next time, if you let me come here and do it again, I'll give you another 100."

"Is that so? Is there such a good thing? " He was puzzled by this.

"Do you really think that giving a hundred and one coins to you is something incredible? "I'll tell you the truth. If you can help me do what I want to do, I can give you a thousand dollars."

When I said that, the security guard was shocked. He suddenly smiled and said to me, "Then, handsome guy, can you please tell me what you need me to do? If I can do it, I'll do it for you. "

Seeing that he was serious, I hurriedly gestured for him to come to my side. Then, I whispered to him, "How about this? Tell me the truth. How much money do you earn in this company?"

He smiled bitterly at me and said, "How much money can a security guard earn?" It's about a thousand dollars. "

"Are you satisfied with the status quo?" I said.

He smiled again and said, "What do you mean satisfied or not? Just make do with it! "

I gave him a glance before my expression darkened. "I feel that your monthly earnings of over 1000 yuan is too low."

When he heard what I said, he couldn't help but frown and say, "This handsome guy, how do you know him?"

"Your work looks light and nimble, but you are actually a lot more worried. However, this is not the main point. The main point is that you are violating the law and earning money that tens of thousands of people are scolding you for!"

After hearing what I said, his expression immediately became very ugly, "Friend, you must take some responsibility for your words, right? I haven't done anything, so how can you say that I'm violating the law and earning some unscrupulous money that tens of thousands of people are scolding? "

"And you still say you didn't do anything? Do you know who these people are? They are good citizens of society! They didn't break the law, and they didn't do anything bad? Why should we lock them up here? " My voice quickened.

"That's right, they are not breaking the law and they did not do anything bad. But the problem is, they almost hit our manager!" We're the manager's subordinates. Since he told us to come, we have no choice but to come? " This Security personnel immediately said helplessly.

Seeing this, I coldly smiled and said, "You guys seem to be doing your job, but you're actually acknowledging me as your father!"

"You …?" When the Security personnel heard this, he was so angry that he could not speak for a while.

"You what you? Am I wrong? " I have nothing to fear from it.

"Well, well, what do you think?" After he retracted the anger in his heart, he continued to say to me, "Oh right, handsome fellow, what was that mission you said you gave me a thousand yuan each time?

"Sigh, forget it. I suddenly feel that you won't be able to complete this mission even if I give it to you. I'd better hurry back and give it to my brothers to reunite."

Just as I walked out of the washroom, the corner of my clothes was tugged by him. Immediately afterwards, I said apologetically, "This handsome fellow, regardless of whether or not I can do it, why don't you tell me about the mission first? "If you think that giving me eleven thousand is too much, I can ask for eight hundred from you. How about it? No matter what, we're people who went to the toilet together. You can't possibly not give me any face at all, right?"

"It's not that I don't want to give you face, but I feel that you really can't do it!" I said.

"How do you know I can't do it if you don't tell me what it is?" he said.

"Alright, since you've said all that, let me tell you what it is." When I said this, I immediately went close to his ear and whispered to him, "There seems to be a top-secret document in your Bullshit manager's memory card. If you get it for me, I'll give you one thousand dollars."

When he heard this, he rejected on the spot, "No, no, just this matter, don't even mention giving me a thousand dollars, even if you gave me your life, I wouldn't do it. Moreover, the place where the manager is located is extremely heavily guarded, and even if I were to go into his room, it would be a piece of cake for me to do it."

"If you can't do this, I have another way to help you get your five hundred yuan!"

After being stunned for a moment, he curiously asked, "Then tell me, what method would you use to successfully let me obtain the five hundred yuan?"

"That's for me to go. Stay behind and do some camouflage work!"

"That won't do!" He continued to refuse. "Think about it, if they find out that I let you go, then I won't be able to take the consequences."

After hearing what he said, I immediately said angrily, "Are you the one who said that it was you who let me go? Can't you say that I escaped from it myself? "

"But, there isn't even a mouse hole in that hut, where are you going to escape from?" he retorted to me.

I thought for a moment and immediately said, "That's right. There isn't even a mouse hole. Where can I escape from? In that case, I'll have to give you up. "

"Alright, let's hurry up and go back. I gave you five minutes and you've been working for me for half an hour now, if our Department Manager finds out about this, they'll definitely give me half a month's pay. You have to know, this job of mine isn't easy either!"

I lowered my head and thought, "I absolutely can't go back. If I go back, I'll have to give him another hundred dollars. I originally wanted to lure his taste out and slowly help me do things, but now, not only is he afraid to do things for me, he's even willing to do it?"

So, he suddenly asked, "Friend, do you have any paper on you?"

"Are you going to explain things to me?" His expression was clearly filled with anger.

"That's right. Just a moment ago, I was in a panic and forgot to solve the problem. Now, I remember again!"

"You really have a lot of f * cking things to do. Come, hurry up and come back with me. If you want to remove your hand, then go back to your room to solve it." As he spoke, he reached out his hand and pulled me back.

"Friend, we are all human, can you speak of love? Who would go out to relieve their small hands, and then go back to the house to take care of others? Since time is delayed, why not make the mistake? "

"No, definitely not. If you continue playing tricks on me like this, I'll have to call for more people!" After shouting at me, the security guard pulled me back.

Seeing this, I immediately understood that I had no other choice but to use force. Thus, I clenched my fists and ruthlessly punched him on the head. After staggering him a little, I hastily went up and grabbed his throat.

"This handsome brother is wrong, please let go, can we talk properly?"

When I pinched him until his face was red, he spoke with great difficulty.

"Sure!"

After I replied to him, I released my hand. He coughed a few times with a blushing face and said, "Alright, I have some paper on me."

Saying that, I took it out of my pocket and handed it over to me. After taking the half crumpled newspaper, I rubbed it with my hands for a while before throwing it into the bathroom.

"You …?" What do you mean? " he said to me.

The main point is to stall for time. Now, we have to delay more, and the longer this goes on, the greater your responsibility will be. Let me ask you one last time, do you dare to cover me and steal the Bullshit manager's phone, memory card?

"This handsome brother, I think you should stop making things difficult for me!" Towards this matter, there's nothing I can do! " He felt very troubled.

"Then, can you lure the security around your Bullshit manager away from here? I said.

"This, this seems to be quite difficult!" he said.

"Alright, alright. If you don't want to blow this matter up, then listen to me. Otherwise, you have to bear the consequences!"

After thinking for a moment, he said, "Alright then, let's say this in advance. If anything happens to you, don't blame me. If you get caught by them accidentally, just say that you escaped by yourself. Don't drag me down with you."

"Don't worry, he definitely won't!" I said.

"En!" After he said that, he went outside and shouted towards the Department Manager. Someone quickly ran over, and the security personnel there acted as if they received a signal, and quickly ran over.

"What's wrong? What happened? " a thin man asked the guard who was covering me.

"Just now, I noticed a person running in that direction!" The guard who was covering me pointed ahead.