"Or I didn't do it well." Comrade Xiaoqian said with a sigh.
"No!"
"My husband handled so many things yesterday and today, which I didn't expect." Comrade Xiaoqian said, but I don't know what he thought, and a smile came from the corner of his mouth.
"Everyone's ideas are just different. You have your ideas. I have my ideas. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. It doesn't matter how high or low. It's just that I just thought about it today, so I put it forward and integrate it with the strategy you have always implemented. Well, it's a kind of collective thinking and broad benefit."
"It's comforting."
Anyang immediately replied, "I will only comfort you."
"Glib!"
Huang Lan, who was full and lying in a daze, finally couldn't help it. Turning around, he said, "Hello, are you so interesting? All my husband and wife are so keen on flirting! Well, even if you like flirting, can't you find a place where there's no one or take care of the feelings of the people next to you? I am the king of beasts You've made a dog of it! "
"Eh, have you changed from ten thousand animals to one hundred?" Anyang exclaimed.
"Oh, that's not the point. Can you stop worrying about it and understand what I mean?" The king of beasts said in a broken voice, "don't we who are goblins have human rights? Is it right to be abused? "
Comrade Xiaoqian sipped his mouth and said: "if sister Huang Lan wants to, she can also find someone to flirt and show her love and abuse. With Huang Lan sister's condition should not worry to find this person? Well, if I can't find it, I don't mind lending you my husband for a while. "
"Sister Xiaoqian, don't wash my skull." Huang Lan sighed, then took a long breath and said, "you can do anything, I can't hear you!"
"Well? Is that Yizhou dialect? Where did you learn Yizhou dialect? " Anyang was surprised again.
"I learned from Miss Wei..." Huang Lan has no energy to speak.
"Well? Can't you hear me? " Anyang said again in amazement.
"Ah ah! Why do I want to be with you? Why do I choose to come here to be dazed? Where can I not be dazed? It's better to bear the cruel IQ of that silly rabbit than to stay here and be bullied by you! "
"Are you in a trance? I thought you were meditating." Anyang's eyes widened.
"I can't be dazed. My ethnic nature determines that I love to be dazed. OK, even if you haven't learned this at school, you can see it on the channel of human and nature..." Huang Lan puts out a palm and presses it on her face, but she is helpless.
"And you know about the people and nature channel?"
"Why do you hear me say anything as if you met a very novel thing, making a fuss..."
"Because it's really novel! Think about it. A tiger is lying on the sofa in front of me, talking to me seriously about the ethnic habits of cats, and talking to me about people and nature channel In this way, in my opinion, maybe her understanding of her race comes from this channel of people and nature. Isn't it novel? Isn't it surprising? "
"Well, it does sound a little..." Huang Lan's expression suddenly congealed, "what do I know about my race from the channel of human and nature? Do you think I am as stupid as that silly rabbit? Wait what do you mean by your eyes? How can you... "
"Please! I am a tiger myself. Is it necessary for me to understand my own habits through your human channels? "
Anyang shrugs his shoulders and says, "what's so strange about this? Isn't the first book in the world that has a detailed study of Japan the chrysanthemum and knife written by American scholars?"
"I......"
Huang Lan completely Yan Qi, lying on the sofa did not move.
I can't say it anyway!
After staying in the living room for a long time, comrade Xiaoqian looked at the sky outside her eyes and looked at his watch. It was not early. So she got up and took a book. She went upstairs. When she reached the half of the stairs, she turned back and said, "don't you plan to rest?"
"Good!" Anyang even busy way, also follow up to go upstairs.
"Well." Huang Lan swept his eyes and immediately became an empty living room, feeling a little cold, so he got up and went out.
Just walked to the door, she heard Comrade Xiaoqian shouting at her: "sister Huang Lan."
Huang Lan turns her head and sees Comrade Xiaoqian standing on the corridor on the second floor, holding the handrail by hand. In this way, her tall and symmetrical figure is obvious, and she is looking at herself.
"What do you want me to do?"
"If sister Huang Lan doesn't want to go back and doesn't mind, she can come and rest with us." Comrade Xiaoqian showed a sense of teasing.
"Er..." Huang Lan's face was startled.
When she reacted, she could not even care about her words. She left the villa living room as if she were running away. Her back, which was exaggerated and attractive, disappeared quickly in the dark and was extremely agile.
Only Comrade Xiaoqian was left standing on the corridor alone, looking out, holding the railing, showing an interesting smile.Anyang came to her side and couldn't help patting her on the shoulder: "all gone, I'm afraid she's got into the opposite villa at her speed now, don't look at it."
After a pause, he hesitated: "later This kind of joke Cough, it's better to drive less. Cats are generally cautious and timid. You will scare her like this. "
"Well? Is it? " Comrade Xiaoqian said innocently, "but I didn't see the frightened expression on sister Huang Lan's face. Don't look at her running so fast tonight. Tomorrow morning, she will wait at the dinner table as early as possible. Really, sister Huang Lan's bearing is not comparable to that of ordinary people."
“…… After all, the king of beasts. "
The next morning, as Comrade Xiaoqian said, Huang Lan came very early, waiting at the dinner table, playing with her mobile phone.
Anyang, wearing a pair of thin shorts and a pure white T-shirt, came down from upstairs and said hello to her, "good morning, how are you sleeping at night?"
Huang Lan's face suddenly turned red: "still All right. "
Just finished, in order to cover up the embarrassment, she grabbed a handle from a plate on the table and stuffed it into her mouth.
Anyang mouth twitches: "delicious?"
"OK It's delicious! " Huang Lan chewed it hard for a long time, and finally swallowed it. Then she looked at Anyang strangely. "It's soft and sweet. There's so much water. It's not chewy at all. It's hard in the middle. How can you like it?"
"The middle is hard..." Anyang couldn't help thinking, "it may be seeds. Many fruits have seeds. When eating fruits, you should spit out the seeds."
"Ah? What happens if you don't spit it out? "
"Very serious." Anyang looked at her seriously, "because the seed is actually the seed of fruit. If you eat it, it will take root in your stomach and sprout, and grow out of your mouth and nose!"
"Well? What else? "
"Who told you not to spit!"
"I haven't eaten it again. How do I know to spit out the seeds?"
"That's serious." Anyang has a dignified expression.
"Is it?" Huang Lan also looked at him solemnly, but a moment later, she burst out laughing, and then evolved into laughing, "hahaha, I can't hold it, I can't, I can't hold it! Anyang Taoist friend, you are so interesting. Do you take me as that silly rabbit and fox to cheat me? The seeds of this thing are all eaten into your stomach. How can it take root and sprout! Ha ha ha ha... "
"Er..." Anyang was stunned.
It seems that this tiger spirit is not easy to cheat. Also, she has been in the real world for so long and must have mastered a lot of scientific knowledge. How can this little trick tickle her?
I really think she is a cat!
Just as he thought, he listened to Huang Lan laughing and said: "ha ha ha ha, when I eat those seeds, they are all chewed up. How can they take root and sprout! Ha ha ha ha... "
Anyang firm Leng for a while: "so?"
"Otherwise?" Huang Lan looks at him with the eyes of an idiot. "It's hard not to chew it up, but can it grow buds?"
"Er..."
"And there is no sunshine in the belly. How can it grow up without sunshine? Cut!" Huang Lan is full of contempt for Anyang's ignorance. "Your IQ is almost the same as that silly rabbit. No, it's even lower than that silly rabbit. That silly rabbit also knows that flowers and grass must grow up in a place where they can get the sun!"
"Er..."
At this time, comrade Xiaoqian came over with a large basin of boiled beef, put the basin on the table, near Huang Lan, and said with a smile, "my husband was teasing Huang Lan's sister in the early morning. It's so elegant!"
"Boring." Anyang Road.
Comrade Xiaoqian smiled gently, touched Huang Lan's head again, and said softly, "eat quickly, you eat first, it doesn't matter."
Huang Lan sat still, but her eyes kept looking up. At first, she stared at Xiaoqian's hand touching her head, then at Xiaoqian's doting face. Finally, she couldn't help it: "sister Xiaoqian! Although you are very kind to me, I always feel that You see me as some kind of pet! "
"Why?" Small Qian surprised way, then said, "just because you eat for a long time, so let you eat first, so we can eat almost at the same time, otherwise we have been watching you eat you also embarrassed."
"That's not what I'm talking about!"
"Which is that?" Comrade Xiaoqian stared at her and suddenly turned around. He walked quickly to the kitchen. "Steak and bacon are going to fry. I have to go and have a look!"
"Alas..." Huang Lan sighed. She is also the king of beasts.
Then she quickly and automatically shifted the topic, looked at the delicious meat on the table, and said: "in fact, I eat very fast, but now it's in the shape of a human, and your human body is really not easy to use, and the mouth is small, so I can eat even if I eat very fast, only a little at a time."
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