Chapter 1123

"I know how to protect your little servant girl!" Huang Lan's tone is full of discontent.

"Yes." Anyang still rubs the head of Xiaochan, "is it difficult to protect your little servant girl?"

"But you are too biased. It's you who make a fool of me with this kind of lies. When I make a fool of your little servant girl, you stand out and tear me down!" Huang Lan said with some dissatisfaction, and then looked at Xiao Chan.

"He meant to comfort you. Don't believe him. If you don't believe me, you won't be able to regret it until you really have vines in your mouth and nose!"

However, Xiao Chan just looked at her weakly, silent and did not say a word.

Obviously, she believed Anyang completely without reservation. But for Huang Lan's lie, she just listened silently, and thought that she was too stupid to connect that one Not as good as rabbits.

Anyang patted the fox's head again and said with a smile, "don't think about it. How can a carnivore know to spit out seeds when eating fruit? And you don't have relevant experience in this field. Of course, you don't know what happens when these seeds are swallowed."

"Well..." Xiao Chan nodded, but her voice was still a little low.

"Eat!"

"Well..."

Although her face was still a little bit wronged after being bullied, she picked up chopsticks and began to eat slowly.

After breakfast, comrade Xiaoqian and Xiaochan went to wash dishes.

Anyang sits on the sofa and sees Huang Lan rarely playing games or practicing embroidery, or practicing calligraphy and painting. Instead, he sits on the sofa dry and crisp, with his face full of anger. It's like thinking in a daze. It's like thinking about which dish is the best to eat this morning, but he hasn't had an addiction.

"What's the matter? Why is it so silent? "

"I don't want to talk to you!" Huang Lan turned his head and continued to stare at the ceiling carelessly.

"Cough." Anyang coughs twice, and then looks at Huang Lan's expression at this time, a little surprised, "why, where did I offend you, Huang Lan Dao friend?"

"No!" Huang Lan continues to stare at the ceiling.

"I played a trick on you but protected Xiao Chan, which made you feel unfair?" Anyang asked in surprise.

"No! How is that possible? I'm the king of all animals, how can I be so mean! " Huang Lan refused, paused, and added, "that little fox is diligent and sensible, and can do laundry and cooking, which is really more likable than me!"

Anyang pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "king, you are the king of beasts. How can you be so mean?"

"I don't have one!"

"You just admitted it."

"Is it?" Huang Lan's eyes opened a little, and then whispered, "is it revealing again?"

"I heard you." Anyang said.

"What?"

"I heard what you said." Anyang shook his head helplessly, "the reason why I take care of Xiaochan is that the girl is so naive, so simple a lie, she actually believes! You said that if she really believed, she would worry about growing vines from her mouth and nose all day long. Who will cook for us and who will wash clothes for you and rabbits? "

"Er..." Huang Lan's eyes are slightly shocked. "It sounds like there is some truth."

"Yes, it makes sense."

"It seems No! " Huang Lan suddenly responded, "but why do you use it to fool me? Although I can't cook and wash clothes, if I believe it and suffer from anxiety, the consequences are still very serious! Don't forget I'm a super fierce tiger! "

"On our earth, tigers usually use their heads."

"Well, then I'm a super fierce tiger!" Huang Lan stared at him seriously, as if to see any flaws in his expression, which could be seen from her IQ and eyesight.

"What's more, don't you change the subject and answer me honestly. Is it because I don't know how to do laundry and cook, and I have no value of being cared for, that I can let myself worry about growing vines from my mouth and nose all day long?"

"Of course not!" Anyang vetoed it first, then kept silent for a few seconds, and then said, "that's because I have enough trust in your IQ. I know you won't be cheated by this little trick And even if you are cheated, if you really show symptoms like anorexia and depression Although this possibility is not high... "

Before he finished speaking, Huang Lan immediately grabbed the words and said: "this possibility is not high, of course, I will not be anorexic and depressed! I'm the king of beasts. I'm only crazy and fierce because of anxiety. I'll eat you first, and then I'll eat the little fox that you love! "

"Is it But that fox has the sea god pearl. That thing is so powerful! "

"Definitely Ding haishenzhu, li How fierce! I'm the king of all animals. She's just a little fox. Can't I clean her up! "

"Well, well, then I'll go on." Anyang pulled the corners of his mouth, "if you really show the symptoms of crazy hair due to anxiety and want to eat people, then I will tell you the truth like Xiaochan.""Tell me the truth when you have to eat people!"

"It can also be the time when you are anorexic and depressed, but you said that you will not be anorexic and depressed at all, only be crazy and then eat people. Otherwise, how can I know that you really believe it and feel anxious about it? " Anyang stall started to do helpless way, "Huang Lan Dao friend, why are you so unreasonable today?"

"Am I unreasonable?" Huang Lan's face sank. His fingernails, like hooks, suddenly came out of his fingertips, almost reaching Anyang. "I can sit here and listen to you. It's enough to give face, OK! I don't believe you can go to the zoo to have a try. No tiger can sit in front of you and listen to you! "

"You've finally compared yourself to the tiger in the zoo." Anyang reveals it lightly.

"I I didn't! "

"I recorded it." Anyang Yang raised the mobile phone in his hand, "I just wanted to record your jealous and sullen look and enjoy it, and tease you when you are in a good mood. I didn't expect to hear such a passage, so I have more embarrassing things about you in my hand."

"You I'm not jealous and sulking! Is that jealous? Can it be regarded as sulking? Do you have any common sense? " Huang Lan said angrily, "quickly take the mobile phone and let me delete the contents. My lord Wang has a large number. Besides, your explanation just barely passed the test. I won't pursue this matter!"

"May I not?"

"No way!"

"Then take it." Anyang obediently handed Huang Lan a mobile phone like a black glass panel.

Huang Lan takes over the mobile phone and takes a long breath.

So she was going to delete the recording.

After a while -

"how do you turn on this mobile phone! Why can't the screen light up or press the key? What's the matter! "

"I don't think so. It's just a mobile phone. It's hard to get a talented king."

“…… I still don't know how to drive! "

"Say it quickly! How to drive! "

"Don't talk! The king has torn it up for you! "

"Not yet speaking?"

"Really torn? Here, the claws are all on! "

"Hum!"

“…… You can't tear it. "

Huang Lan has been talking to herself and jumping up and down for a long time. Anyang has been sitting on the opposite sofa and watching the opera for a long time without saying a word. Finally, Huang Lan compromises and throws her cell phone to Anyang, saying: "give back the motionless pimple to you, but I declare in advance that I'm not jealous or angry. I'm just a body Discomfort, you know? "

"Yes!" Anyang replied.

Huang Lan just showed his satisfaction and listened to him again: "it's just because of my uneven distribution of favors It's just a phenomenon. It's all my fault. I'll have a good review of myself when I come down. "

"Then I will put Nonsense! "

"By the way, how old are you now, if you really count your age? How old are you now

"Why tell you!"

"I asked very seriously."

"Why ask!"

"Because I find that your irrationality today is very similar to the emotional abnormality caused by the physiological changes of women on our planet when they reach a certain age." Anyang stares at Huang Lan seriously, "so I want to ask you clearly, if you are, I should treat you a little bit recently, after all, everyone says so."

"What Oh! I am! " "So you can be nice to me. I want to eat sauce elbow flower, Dongpo elbow, brine elbow and steamed elbow at noon today!"

"Then what is your period..." Anyang hesitated for a long time, then said, "did you stop?"

"Ah? What? " Huang Lan was stunned for a long time. Then she suddenly turned red. "What are you talking about? I'm not a human being. I'm the king of all animals. I have to show my majesty all the time. How can I allow such a troublesome thing to drag me back!"

"Is your ovarian function declining?"

Huang Lan's face was even redder, and Nuo said: "it's even more impossible. Although I'm a hero in the world, I never intend to have a son. But I'm in my youth, and I'm a practitioner. All the functions of my body are absolutely intact!"

"Give birth." Anyang corrected.

"Anyang Taoist friend, I want to duel with you."

"Well, let's get down to business." Anyang frowned and thought for a long time, and then said, "since your warm nest function has not declined and you have no menstrual period, what is the reason for your estrogen level to decline and then cause a series of symptoms such as autonomic nervous function disorder and metabolic disorder? Oh yes, to put it bluntly, that's why you are unreasonable today. "

"What, why..." Huang Lan is completely covered.

"Well? Didn't you admit it? ""What did I admit?" Huang Lan looked at him puzzled.

"Menopause!"

"What is that..."

“…… Well, I think I know. " Anyang sighed helplessly. Anyway, she succeeded in diverting the attention of the tiger.

Look, she's not worried about sulking at all now. Instead, she takes out her mobile phone to search for menopause information.

Anyang looked at her for a few seconds, and suddenly got up and stretched himself, saying, "I'm so sleepy. Huang Lan, you can play first. I'm going to go upstairs to have a rest."

"But it's only morning." Huang Lan buried her head in typing, and did not raise her head. "Are you a pig, please?"

"Don't you cats often sleep in one place during the day?"

"That's because our strength is stronger. If we keep active for a long time, we will consume a lot of energy. After all, we are not like foxes or rabbits. Even cats of the same size can easily kill foxes." Huanglan road.

"No, I have to go." Anyang didn't take her boast. Go upstairs quickly.

At this time, comrade Xiaoqian came over with a tray of things and looked at Anyang in surprise. Then he sat down beside Huang Lan and put the tray on the tea table in front of her, saying: "what's the matter, my husband? Why do you rush upstairs in such a hurry Come and have a taste of the Dragon subduing chicken feet that I specially made for you. They will melt when I SIP them. When I am hungry, I will eat them as snacks. "

She looked at Huang Lan gently and kindly.

However, Huang Lan is rarely attracted by the aroma of food, but he looks down at the screen with concentration, and only looks up for a long time, with fierce eyes.

In an instant, hundreds of ghostly and terrifying shadows appeared around her. For a while, the wind swept over her, crying and howling, until she looked up and stared at the direction of the second floor. At this time, the shrill ghostly cry reached its peak!

Then she turned her head and looked at Comrade Xiaoqian: "sister Xiaoqian, please inform Anyang Daoyou that I want to go alone with him Oh! "

Comrade Xiaoqian looked at her with a smile: "how is it? I started to do it from last night, and I managed to achieve this effect only this morning! "

"Hmmm Poof Huang Lan finally finished eating the soft waxy chicken feet, spit out the bones, and kept the fierce light in his eyes. He continued, "sister Xiaoqian, don't stop me, that guy is so hateful that he turned around and said that my menopause is coming. I swear to him with the honor of the king of beasts Oh! "

Comrade Xiaoqian didn't hear what she was talking about at all, but continued to look at her with gentle eyes like water: "just now that is the original flavor of bittern, this is spicy barbecue flavor, how about you taste it, which is better? If it's delicious, I'll bring it to my husband. If it's not good, I'll try again... "

"Sister Xiaoqian..."

"Try this strong fragrance again..."

"I......"

"And this sauce smell..."

"Delicious."

"Is it?"

"Well, more."

"Is it really delicious?"

"Really!"

"Then I'll take it to my husband and eat it. It's good to play games when you're alone. Don't grab the sofa, you know?" Comrade Xiaoqian gently told him to go upstairs with the plate.

Left Huang Lan alone looking at her back.

All of a sudden, she's an inspiration.

Eh, what did I do just now?

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