When Anyu visited the capital, Anyang was busy all the time, and almost had no rest in the daytime.
But rabbit essence and Huang Lan not only have nothing to do, but also fight with each other, and Xiao Chan also lies down with the gun. It seems that as soon as Anyang doesn't look at them, they don't need to tolerate each other anymore, and all kinds of contradictions break out.
Huang Lan is sitting on the bed of the bedroom, holding her hands around her chest and shaking her legs. Her long and tight legs are tightly attached to each other, but her eyes are cold, staring at the rabbit essence on the opposite side.
"You idiot rabbit dare to dislike Ben Wang! I still dislike you! You think Ben Wang would like to lie in bed with you at night. You have no cheek. You have to be a big white rabbit to rub against the bed and secretly become a human in the middle of the night. Do you think your little playbook Wang doesn't know? I just don't care about you. Don't get carried away! "
"Then don't sleep with me! I have nightmares every night Rabbit's slow counterattack.
"Hey, you rabbit, how can you talk?" Huang Lan's eyebrows were suddenly picked, and her body was shocked by the tiger's power, which scared the rabbit spirit, but did not make her shrink.
After a pause, Huang said again, "do you think that my king is willing to squeeze together with you two small animals because he doesn't want to fight on a comfortable floor? Not because of you! And you fox, what are you looking at! Still look! Don't pretend to be pitiful with me. I don't know what virtue you are. You are easy to get angry! You both want to hook up with Anyang Taoist friends day and night. If our king didn't work hard every day and night to protect the chastity of Anyang Taoist friends, you would have succeeded! "
The fox's eyes narrowed, but he didn't speak.
However, rabbit essence pondered for two minutes before finally organizing the language and said, "you're better than us. You're too much. You lie on him every day!"
"That is That's one of my king's protective measures. If it wasn't for me to lie on him, you wouldn't be able to do anything! "
"Cut! You just want to lie on him! "
"This king is not!"
"You are!"
"This king is not!"
"You like to lie on him!"
"I don't like it!"
"Then stop lying down!"
"Ben Wang..." Huang Lan pauses, licks some dry lips, and says, "I want to lie down!"
"You just like to lie on him!"
"How does my king like it!"
"You You just want to lie on him! "
"What do you want?" Huang Lan stood up and went to her, looking down at her, "there's a kind of you jumping up and killing this king!"
"I I don't eat tigers. " Rabbit spirit tone suddenly weak down, cowardly for a long time to say, "with us, you also lie uncomfortable?"
"It's none of your business!" Huang Lan snorts.
"I We can discuss it. " The rabbit said stutteringly, raising his head and blinking at her.
"How to discuss?"
"You've got to convince me, and we're both comfortable."
"Say! Whet and whet! " Huang Lan disdains to turn a white eye, "no wonder your rabbit is so weak, so creaky!"
"You lie on your side, we're next to us. Let's not get together." "How do you do? How do I do? Well, little fox."
"Is it?" Huang Lan is slightly stunned.
The little fox kept his head down and his nails buttoned.
"So what do you mean is that we are separated, one day for you and one day for me? It's not good for us to divide Anyang Taoist friends like this. After all, Anyang Taoist friends belong to his wife. Although his wife is not there, don't you need to ask his opinion? "
"Whet and whet." Rabbit Jing said in a low voice, looked up at Huang Lan, and lowered his head in fear. The voice was even smaller. "Sister Xiaoqian is coming back. We can't get it, and you can't get it!"
"Eh, when did you silly rabbit become so smart, and catch up with Ben Wang soon One tenth. "
"Grinding and hawing..."
"Hum!" Huang Lan snorted, "how do you divide it?"
"This is a good point. Let me think about it..." After thinking for a while, rabbit Jing asked again, "do you want to divide by week or by number?"
"By number?"
"The first is for you, the second for the fox." The rabbit's eyes were blabbering, he licked his mouth and stopped talking.
"Well? What about the others? "
"The rest is mine." Rabbit Jing's quiet and firm way raised his head to look at Huang Lan, then to look at Xiao Chan, and immediately shivered.
Huang Lan's face turned blue, and the little fox with his head down raised his head. Both of them were staring at themselves, as if they were going to share their rabbit's food.
"No Can't you? " Rabbit fine some uncertain asked, the voice is also very hesitant."Is it stupid of you to be Ben Wang?" Huang Lan asked in a deep, gnashing voice.
The rabbit stared at her and blinked twice.
"No way!" Huang Lan shook his head decisively and said, "it's not fair to us. How do you divide it according to the number of weeks! If you can't, you have to divide it again! "
"By week..." Some of the rabbit's voice was unwilling. He lowered his head and thought for a long time. Then he said, "Monday belongs to you, Tuesday belongs to the fox, and the rest belongs to me."
"You rabbit want to die, don't you?" Huang Lan said, "Monday is for you, Tuesday is for the fox, and the rest is for me."
"Well?" Rabbit Jing a Leng, then lowered his head to think next, "no, this I am very loss."
"Then I'm also in a bad position for you just like that!"
"But I'm not losing. " Rabbit spirit hesitated and thought for a long time, then finally put forward a compromise plan, saying, "Monday and Tuesday belong to you, Wednesday to fox, the rest to me."
"No way! It's Monday for the fox. We'll share the rest six days equally! " Huang Lan said decisively.
"Well?" Rabbit spirit was stunned again, and then nodded stiffly, which seemed a good idea.
Xiao Chan, however, was forced to stare at them with wide black and white eyes.
"What do you think? Little fox. " Huang Lan turns to look at Xiao Chan and asks for her advice.
"How is it? Little fox. " Rabbit essence also turned around.
Xiao Chan pursed her mouth slightly, with a slightly aggrieved expression, but she still didn't speak, just looked at rabbit essence.
All of a sudden, rabbit Jing's eyes were dazed, but in a moment, he regained Qingming.
"I don't think it's good. It's unfair to Hu Xiaochan. But we have limited time. Sister Xiaoqian may come back at any time. So, yesterday seems to be Thursday. We slept together. Then we can still sleep together on Thursday. We can't tell sister Xiaoqian for the other six days, three people and two days. " She said methodically.
"Ah, is your silly rabbit speaking so coherently?" Huang Lan frowned and doubted, then his eyes showed the color of thinking, "but you really have a point..."
"That's it." Rabbit said.
"I always feel something is wrong." Huang Lan tilts her head slightly, but she can't remember.
All of a sudden, rabbit essence a stir, just back to God, and a little muddle forced it, see Huang Lan patted his shoulder, said: "OK, since that's the case, do it!"
She nodded quickly, with a charming smile.
If Anyang knew that these two rabbit spirits and tiger spirits, whose IQ is not online and who have three different views, actually divided him evenly and cleanly in the quarrel, he would be in a state of bewilderment. But unless he is on the spot, even if he listened to whose narration, he certainly can't imagine that his inner, lovely, diligent and down-to-earth little servant girl also played an important role in it.
Night soon fell and the emperor was bathed in darkness again, but neon gave the city and its people new light.
Anyang is not always dealing with government affairs. Even if many rules that need to be made by the Emperor himself have been piled up in his office, he has no more control.
He has been busy thinking about the distribution and devolution of power. He should consider the balance between the distribution and devolution, the constraints between the various organs of power and the stability of the future. After all, these people are just ordinary people who are going to be in power.
Although he is tired now, he knows that as long as he finishes this work, all the documents piled up in the office need not be signed by him, and he is not required to worry about them. The cabinet, Parliament and court that have fully obtained the power of the emperor will handle all these things.
When he came back for a bath, he put on a bathrobe, tied the strap tightly, and put on his underwear to prevent a cat from sneaking in when he fell asleep - a precedent.
But he went to the bedside and frowned.
A small lump under the quilt.
"Eh? Isn't it usually three lumps? " Anyang knew at a glance that there was a big white rabbit under the quilt, so he went over, opened the quilt and lay on the bed, asking, "how can you grow only in the quilt, and a cat and a fox?"
"They are not coming." Rabbit Jing said his long considered lines, "they don't like you anymore."
"Well." Anyang nodded, reached into the quilt and lifted up the little white rabbit. "Say, what tricks did you use to cheat them?"
"I No. " The rabbit let him carry it, not struggling or even moving, like a cloth doll.
"Come on, I won't scold you."
"I'm so sleepy I want to sleep. "
“……” Anyang said, "when did you grow so smart?"
"I've always been smart."
"Then why used to be so stupid..."
"Cleverness is hidden." Rabbit Jing said in a low voice, she broke free of his hand at once, and suddenly got into the quilt again, lying on his body like Huang Lan.When Anyang wryly smiled, the rabbit had suddenly become a human, and he would lie on his back and hold him. Most of her body is smooth, and her head comes out of the bed, with a pair of long soft rabbit ears on her head, and a sweet and innocent face with deadly temptations underneath.
A pair of pure ruby red eyes stared at him, and blinked: "today the tiger is not there."
Anyang suddenly had no choice but to smile.
Where did you learn all this!
Is it a skill that naturally awakens as you grow?
Well, it may not be possible for other goblins, but it is also possible for the rabbit spirit, who is set to overthrow the world's evil spirits!
"Kiss me." Rabbit Jing said, a white and greasy hand went into his clothes along the gap on the chest of the bathrobe, and the other hand grabbed the knot of the belt around his waist, and pulled it gently, as if he was very skilled.
Anyang can't resist the temptation. Huang Lan is not around. He has no last excuse.
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