Chapter 56

Chapter 56

Song Yixu was essentially a reincarnation of a silly husky. This was something Tang Yu considered when he assigned him a seat in front of He Shen.

Tonight, he had been afraid of Lou Xiao at the beginning, but after playing for so long, he was no longer so terrified.

When He Shen had sent him this provocation, his true nature was exposed.

Song Yixu said, “Shen Ge, can you change the task? I don’t want to kiss a guy!” With that said, he also glanced at Jie Kai, held his nose and said, “Especially not this stinky ~ guy!”

All the guys present: “………”

When Poop-faced Song committed this blunder, the mood changed.

What He Shen said was logical. “If you liked kissing, I wouldn’t have set it as a task.”

“Ah,” Song Yixu fell to the ground. “I am dead.”

He Shen said, “Do you need Jie Kai to kiss you?”

“No!” Song Yi sat upright, horrified. “I’m alive, I can live another 500 years.”

Qiao Shao was thoroughly amused by this living treasure, and he followed He Shen’s statement with, “Since you’re alive, hurry and do your dare.”

Finally, someone who knew how this game should be played! This task was interesting. Those tasks before like changing seats and standing up and sitting down — just what kind of game was that!

Song Yixu and Jie Kai were your typical staunch straight men. Only when it can be used to coax the girls and make them happy, will they hug and embrace their brothers. In particular, the two girls they secretly liked had this special interest. In order to get them to pay any attention to themselves, they would stake their all every day.

That He Shen had looked to them to perform this operation was just perfect, it couldn’t be more natural.

Song ‘silly husky’ Yixu was naturally dramatic, with pouted lips, he moved closer to Jie Kai and said, “Kaizi, a kiss from this uncle, can guarantee that you’d meet with something good when you walk out that door.”

Jie Kai scolded him: “Oh, f*ck it. But with you showering me with saliva like that, all I’m gonna meet when I go through that door is a car — a car accident.”

Song Yixu said, “Don’t say that! If you died, wouldn’t I be guilty of the most heinous crime?”

Jie Kai knew him too well. “Yes, it would be your fault! You would have kissed me to death!”

Qiao Shao was thoroughly amused. “You two, stop with all the chatting! Hurry up.”

Song Yixu planted a loud smacking kiss on Jie Kai’s left cheek.

Jie Kai pushed him away without a single trace of politeness. “I’m going to have to give my face a thorough washing tonight.”

Now that Song Yixu had kissed him, his unrestrained manner rose another notch. He said, “Look at him, look at the face of this slag man!”

Wei Jiayu, who sat across from him: “…” Any more and this pitiful rich second generation will turn homophobic!

Qiao Shao also admired Song Yixu. He said: “I’m not so sure he’s the slag here. Song Yixu, you really do joke around a lot.”

Song Yixu affected a come hither stare at Qiao Shao.

Qiao Shao got goosebumps all over!

Seeing that the dare had been completed and the mood had also turned quite good, He Shen continued to deal the cards.

What shocked everyone was that the way the cards were arranged for the next round, it was as if the cards had eyes! This had clearly been arranged.

In the next round, He Shen had the ace, and Jie Kai had the joker.

He Shen: “I’ll give you a chance for revenge.”

Jie Kai cursed silently.

Song Yixu cried out, “Noooo!”

He Shen has already issued the task. “Jie Kai, kiss him back.”

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It was Song Yixu’s turn to see a “car” as he left through the door.

This way, the game really was much more interesting, suspenseful and stimulating.

Lou Xiao didn’t say a word. He stood by, watching critically, waiting to see what the old beast would do.

Wei Jiayu also had a vague understanding, and was very panicky.

It’s over! It’s over! Qiao Shao will definitely be kissed. As for who he’ll be kissed by…

No matter who it was, the other one will blow up! Can this tiny dormitory building bear the thunder of these two people?

He Shen got the trump card for three consecutive rounds, and he became the Magistrate Qiao arbitrarily matching couples.

Song Yixu was really miserable. He got the joker card twice. After kissing Jie Kai, he also had to kiss Chen Su.

Chen Su was now quite familiar with him and could now even crack a joke. “Like this, I guess you could already be considered as a watery poplar blossom.”

Song Yixu sobbed, crying two streams of tears.

Qiao Shao was happily watching all the excitement, but he was also very puzzled. “How come you always get the ace?”

He Shen said, “Guess I’m just lucky.”

The school tyrant continued to exude a frosty aura.

Wei Jiayu finally got it. The god of learning was cheating!

Even though it was the back of the card, there were still be subtle differences. Would these details that ordinary people couldn’t remember be of any challenge to the god of learning?

Especially, Shen Ge who has this superhuman memory!

Because he had the trump card, it was his job to deal the cards. Although he would shuffle the cards after every round, so long as he knew which card was which, he could still draw the ace card for himself.

The god of learning had invested so much thought into this, what was he scheming?

Wei Jiayu looked at Qiao Shao. He was affixing it with a stamp: drink of misfortune!

Finally it was Qiao Shao’s turn.

Qiao Shao opened the card and was still quite excited. “I got the joker card!”

He’d watched the fun for a while now and wanted to participate.

At this point, the others hadn’t opened their cards yet. Qiao Shao looked to He Shen, “Don’t you have the ace again?”

He Shen opened the card.

Sure enough, he had the ace again!

Qiao Shao was convinced. “This luck of yours is really through the roof!”

He’s was seated right next to He Shen, and he was pretty sure that this guy shuffled the cards very carefully. He definitely didn’t peek at the cards. There was no way he could have cheated.

Besides, there wasn’t any benefit to cheating in this kind of game between friends.

He Shen curved his lips in a smile. “Which will it be?”

“Of course, a dare,” Qiao Shao looked at him impatiently. “Who do you want me to kiss?”

Don’t blame him for asking. He Shen has played the past three rounds in this way. Thinking he would do the same for the fourth round was just normal.

Wei Jiayu was quickly going crazy!

Is the amount of enmity this drink of misfortune has amassed not enough?

Who knew that He Shen would unexpectedly ask Qiao Shao in reply, “Who do you want to kiss?”

Wei Jiayu: “!!!” He has a bad heart, he was quickly running out of breath!

Fortunately, Qiao Shao didn’t answer this deadly question. He answered smartly, “You have the ace card. You’re the one who gets to assign the task.”

Wei Jiayu breathed a sigh of relief — as expected from a drink of misfortune, very…professional.

He Shen said, “Actually, it’s not very interesting to always kiss others.”

Wei Jiayu revived a bit. Don’t tell me, they were actually going to get out of this alive?

Lou Xiao also raised his eyebrows. He didn’t believe that this old beast would let free a duck he had by the beak.

Qiao Shao said, “That’s true. It’s not anything new anymore, is it? So what task are you assigning instead?”

He Shen said: “So, you won’t kiss somebody else, you’ll kiss me instead.”

Wei Jiayu was beaten back to his original state: “………”

Lou Xiao’s dead-eyed stare went online: sure enough.

Qiao Shao was surprised. “Didn’t you say it wouldn’t be kissing anymore?”

He Shen said, “During the previous rounds, the joker kissed others with an empty card. This round is different, you’ll have to kiss the one with the ace.”

Oh, how different! The difference in that was so big it left people completely flabbergasted!

Qiao Shao said, “I thought …”

“What?” He Shen looked at him. “Too embarrassing?”

“What’s so embarrassing about this?” Qiao Shao approached him and kissed him on the cheek.

He Shen: “…”

Wei Jiayu: “!”

Lou Xiao breathed a sigh of relief: okay, fortunately, it wasn’t a French kiss.

He Shen stopped for a good long while. He then said softly, “Wait.”

Qiao Shao: “Huh?”

He Shen suddenly leaned in close…

Qiao Shao blinked: “Wha…”

Then suddenly, the entire room turned bright. The incandescent lights flooded the room with white light.

There even came some regretful groans from the students. “That was fast…didn’t we agree that this would be at least three hours!”

Yes, the power was back. And thus their wonderful blackout night came to an end.

However, in room 516, there wasn’t a single sound. It was as though they were frozen in place. No one dared to even blink.

Their god of learning, the legend of East High, the man who single-handedly raised the entire school’s grades, held the back of his seatmate’s head and planted a kiss on his forehead.

This scene produced an indescribable sense of harmony.

Making everyone present feel as though they couldn’t bear to interrupt them.

Qiao Shao too was completely muddled. He felt He Shen’s hands, felt his dry lips, felt as if that spot on his forehead had been branded, leaving behind a mark that went through to his heart.

At this time he heard He Shen say, “I’m not Jie Kai.”

Qiao Shao stared blankly.

He Shen finished his words. “If you’re kissed, you should kiss back. That way you won’t be a slag man.”

Qiao Shao reacted half a beat late…

Song Yixu kissed Jie Kai before, and after Jie Kai wanted to wash his face 800 times. Song “the great actor” Yixu accused him of being a slag man.

So He Shen returned the kiss?

This reasoning was not far-fetched at all! Not at all…!

Qiao Shao pushed him away: “Wh- what kind of nonsense is that!”

Faced with this scene and situation, Wei Jiayu had given up struggling.

What else could he do? The end of the world was determined to come. What could one insignificant little Blue Hair do?

Lou Xiao suddenly stood up, as if confirming what he thought.

Wei Jiayu didn’t dare to look at his poor Xiao Ge.

Lou Xiao: “Since the power’s back, let’s end the game here.”

No one objected.

When Lou Xiao was about to go out, he said, “Lao He, come with me.”

He Shen really needed to go out and calm down. He answered, “En.”

They both left the room together, Wei Jiayu collapsed on the chair, his face completely ashen —

It’s over, it’s completely over.

No doubt about it. Those two big shots were going to have it out!

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Here’s a brief summary of Magistrate Qiao’s story.

There are six young people who are supposed to get married. Girl A, Girl B, Girl C, Boy A, Boy B, and Boy D

Girl A and Boy A are siblings. Girl B and Boy B are siblings. Originally, this is how they were supposed to get married:

Boy A — Girl B

Boy B — Girl C

Boy D — Girl A

But because Boy A got sick before the wedding day, his family sent his sister, Girl A in disguise to the ceremony. Boy B was sent by his mother also in disguise to the ceremony because she had caught wind that Boy A was sick and she didn’t want her daughter to become a widow and ruin her reputation in case he up and dies.

Girl A and Boy B get married. Family A, thinking they had gotten a daughter in law, sent Girl A to keep her company. So, Girl A and Boy B end up discovering they were both in disguise, and end up having sex and getting Girl A pregnant (all in a single night!).

It becomes a huge scandal and Magistrate Qiao steps in. He rules that this is now how they’ll be married:

Boy A — Girl B

Boy B — Girl A

Boy D — Girl C

This was supposedly a very wise decision, but this story really didn’t age well, since 1. they’re basically forced marriages and 2. Girl C was like 15 years old.