Chapter 99

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Chapter 99

I had to send a note to Hestia through our shared space rings as I was cackling like a mad fool while cleaning out the items in the Room of Requirement. I saw a great many of interesting enchantment items especially with Hogwarts once upon a time offering Alchemy and Enchantment classes and with this being basically a boarding school with a bunch of teenagers locked up, I found 'a lot' of enchanted sex toys and I had no shame in admitting to fusing them all into a super dildo and a super pocket pussy. This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

Paired Genitalia - By putting a drop of blood from the man on the dildo and a drop of blood from the female on the pocket pussy, anyone using the bonded pieces will feel it on the other end- Silver-

I made the greatest long distance marital aid...

I just hope it doesn't explode with Hestia's divine blood.

Besides more adult toys found within the Room of Requirement I was able to salvage several broken pensiveness and of course the most important thing of all being Vanishing Cabinet and a literal ton of Floo Powder that the elves would sweep out of the teachers' rooms and just dump in here and after a thousand years all that powder had accumulated to a great deal.

After the elf who was wearing a dirty pillowcase led me up a couple floors and we encountered a couple Ravenclaw students who stopped to gap and point at me as I walked by them, we quickly made our way up to Dumbledore's office.

"Do you know the password sir?" The elf asked me, and I shook my head making the elf bit its lips in thought. "We elves aren't supposed to lead people through passworded areas, but you are a new teacher who just got here and didnt learn the password right." He asked me to try to be helpful.

"Yes, I literally became a teacher today so if you could help me just up here to talk to Dumbledore so I can get the passwords and stuff. I would highly appreciate it." I said making the elf preen at the thought of getting a wizards praise though I wasn't actually a wizard of this world so who knows how he would respond to me should he learn of that fact.

"Ok sir. The password is Taffy for this month." When the elf said Taffy the gargoyle, we were standing in front of stepped aside and showed the staircase leading up to the headmaster's office and living area.

After an awkward session of the elf blubbering about how he was so happy about me smiling and saying thank you for the guide. The little creature teleported away probably back to the kitchens or something leaving me to finally go up the staircase so I could give Dumbledore, the Diadem and then use him to hitch a ride to the old Gaunt house so I could get the Resurrection stone and then at some point I can just snag the invisibility cloak and mug Dumbledore for the wand.

I had an interesting plan for the first event of the Triwizard Tournament which will bring all the Hallows into one place as I recall Hermione uses it to give Harry a pep talk just before the event starts and Dumbledor has the wand on him at all times.