131 coward's reaction
Li Fan sat on the plane for five hours.
He always wanted to take a plane before, but after taking it, he realized that it was so boring! And as a fighter, the feeling of his feet off the ground makes him so unstable!
The plane bumped from time to time, and every time it made Li Fan feel whether he was going to fall!
Other bodyguards unfastened their seat belts and occasionally moved their bodies in the plane. But Li Fan tied himself tightly to the table and dared not leave at one step, with a pale face.
Liu Xinnan, a beautiful woman, was sitting opposite Li Fan. She looked natural and very leisurely, drinking coffee while reading magazines.
Seeing Li Fan's expression, Liu Xinnan was finally a little happy! Only when Li Fan suffers can she be happy! Yes, her happiness should be based on the man in front of her! Tough! Built on!
"Our great Xia Li, can't do anything, even afraid of flying?"
Liu Xinnan saw Li Fan's cold sweat coming down, and finally couldn't help but start the ridicule mode! This time, he must be punished to avenge the past!
"Nonsense, how can I be afraid of flying!"
Li Fan's dead duck has a hard mouth and doesn't admit it at all.
"Oh? Then why is your face white?"
"My skin is white!"
Li Fan muttered, "the skin is so white, without any cosmetics, there is no trick!"
"Then what are your legs shaking?"
"This is my kung fu!"
"What Kung Fu needs to shake your legs?"
"This is to exercise the muscles on my calf stomach all the time!"
Li Fan quickly believed what he said, "a fighter is also very hard, okay? Even a genius like me can't relax for a second, haha..."
"Then why are you sweating?"
"Nonsense, you licked it? How can you say it's cold sweat?"
Li Fan didn't admit to killing him, "it's hot, sweating!"
"You say you are so hard spoken."
Liu Xinnan continued to appreciate Li Fan's expression, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and her little tongue gently licked her lips.
"You don't have to be so afraid, really. Planes are the most safe means of transportation, and the probability of accidents is very small."
Liu Xinnan said so, Li Fan's heart is a little stable. But she immediately added, "but in case of an accident, the survival rate is the lowest."
My God, your uncle! Japanese ancestors! The 18th generation of your family!
Li Fan couldn't help scolding his mother. This Liu Xinnan was absolutely intentional!
"Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like if the plane really had an accident."
While appreciating Li Fan's expression, Liu Xinnan continued, "the plane will fall to the ground in a free fall. That sense of powerlessness and weightlessness, you say, would a timid person be directly scared to pee his pants?"
Li Fan has black lines on his head. Will you die if you say less? Will you die?
What a day of tofu!
"Daxia Li, do you answer me?"
Liu Xinnan looked at Li Fan's collapse and couldn't help giggling?
Snake and scorpion woman, female devil!
Li Fan kept scolding in his heart, and at this time, the plane suddenly shivered heavily, and then fell towards the bottom!
Liu Xinnan couldn't laugh anymore, her face was paler than Li Fan, and she screamed directly in her mouth!
Her body floated gently, and her hat had already flown. She desperately grabbed the handrail, and her scream became louder!
Li Fan didn't hesitate at this time, stretched out his hand to untie his safety belt, and then let his body sink, his feet seemed to take root, and sucked on the ground of the engine room. At the same time, he stretched out his hands, grabbed Liu Xinnan's seat belt, buckled it for her, and cursed in his mouth.
"Sleeping trough NIMA! You big devil! Let you yacrow mouth!"
"Help! I don't want to die! Woo woo!"
Liu Xinnan hugged Li Fan like a straw and hung on him like an octopus. And her seat belt still dragged two people, which made Li Fan very uncomfortable.
"You... Loosen up... Loosen me..."
"I don't want it! I want you to die for me!"
"You're looking for a replacement!"
Li Fan was very depressed, and several bodyguards in the cabin also panicked. The plane crash is not within their business scope!
"Go to the cabin and have a look!"
Qi Zeping immediately gave an order, and when they were about to take action, the plane slowly lifted up and gradually recovered its stability.
And the captain's voice of apology came from the radio.
"Sorry... Dear passengers, we just encountered an emergency airflow, but we have flown safely."
Everyone often breathed a sigh of relief, and Liu Xinnan was about to cry.
"I must fire that stupid captain when I go back!"
"Don't let him hear this..."
Li Fan hurriedly advised, "in case he can't think about it, take us on the road... It's not good."
"Damn... Asshole..."
Liu Xinnan shouted a few times, suddenly pushed Li Fan away, and then lowered his head, biting his lips.
"What's the matter with you?"
Li Fan is a little curious. What happened to Liu Xinnan suddenly?
Liu Xinnan didn't speak, just lowered her head, and her lips were almost biting and bleeding.
Li Fan suddenly thought of something and blinked a few times.
"You... Won't..."
"Shut up..."
"I really wet my pants..."
"I will kill you... I must..."
Liu Xinnan actually cried, but Li Fan couldn't cry or laugh. I wipe. I was flirting with me just now. Now I have a problem!
"Alas, there is a saying that how to say, laugh at people, not as good as people."
"I'll kill you... Asshole..."
"Here you are."
Li Fan took off his suit jacket and blocked Liu Xinnan's leg. "Go to the bathroom and change it... Have you brought a change of clothes?"
"In... In the trunk..."
Li Fan got up and took out his suitcase. When he opened it, there were girls' clothes inside.
However, there are also several intimate underwear. The underwear style that Li Fanxian likes is actually leopard print... What a wild snake and scorpion woman!
"Asshole! Close your eyes!"
Liu Xinnan scolded.
"OK, OK, I close it."
Li Fan closes her eyes and listens to Liu Xinnan's selection of clothes. Then she seems to get up and go to the bathroom.
Li Fan silently wants to close her suitcase, and suddenly frowns.
"Qizeping."
Li Fan said hello. His bald head was originally closing his eyes for rest. When he heard Li Fan's cry, he opened one eye and became furious.
"You pervert, what are you staring at the young lady's underwear!"
"Calm down, what do you think this looks like?"
Li Fan said, taking out a small silver box from a bag of the box and carefully placing it on the clothes.
Qi Zeping's expression stagnated.