Chapter 247

247 amazing words

"Xiao Yu, you have to understand your uncle."

Datong hurriedly said, "it's not easy for my uncle. In order to practice this" little Wuxiang magic skill ", I haven't been close to women for so many years. You say, I'm in my 40s, and I don't even have a wife. My uncle is bitter and lonely. As a subordinate of my uncle, you should be considerate of my uncle, right?"

"Datong, you can use your hands."

Yu Xi said calmly.

"What are you talking about? Using your hands is harmful to your health!"

Datong immediately stressed, "Datong I am a person who advocates a healthy life and green environmental protection! How can I do this unhealthy lifestyle!"

"I'm wrong, Dadu Tong."

Yu Xi was ashamed. "Then you can buy a dog."

“……”

When Dadu was unified, he was speechless. After a long time, he waved his hand, "OK, Xiao Yu... You may be a little tired and your brain may be a little confused. Go to have a rest first, and I'll talk to this classmate Li."

With that, Dadu Tong hooked his fingers, and a chair next to him immediately flew over and fell behind Li Fan.

"Classmate Li, when you get here, you'll be just like your own home. Make yourself at home."

"Can it really be the same as your own home?"

Li Fan asked.

"Of course!"

"Can I pee in the pool?"

Li Fan feels that urination is meaningful, and most of them have straight veins on their forehead.

"Classmate Li... Tonight is a serious meeting, do you understand?"

"OK, I'll bear it first."

Li Fan had to shrug his shoulders, "let's get straight to the point. What's the purpose of your coming to me? I don't think it's to find me to enjoy the moonlight?"

"Why not enjoy such a beautiful moonlight?"

Most of them reached out, and the juice on the table next to them flew into his hands.

Li Fan began to play drums in his heart. This guy's "little Wuxiang magic skill" seems to have been practiced excellently! It can even be integrated into his every move, which is really terrible!

"Classmate Li, if you are still a student, you won't be advised to drink."

As Dadu Tong said, he waved again, and a cup of green juice fell in front of Li Fan.

"Try this strange juice. I made it myself."

"Datong, I'm a little confused by what you say."

Li Fan took the strange juice, but didn't drink it. Although he has little experience in the Jianghu, he also understands that if he can't eat what others give him, he should try not to eat it.

"You came to me so far, really just to see the moon and drink juice?"

"Classmate Li, you always say so. Isn't it a waste of this wonderful moonlight?"

"If you are a beautiful girl, I won't waste paper."

"Fellow believers!"

Most of them patted their thighs, "if only you were a woman!"

"I'm disappointed, but I have a friend. Although he is a man, he is as beautiful as a flower. If most people like him, I can introduce him to you."

"Classmate Li is making fun of me. You are talking about Wudang genius Yan Kai."

Although Datong is lecherous, he is not stupid. He easily guessed who Li Fan was talking about.

"This man is really handsome, but unfortunately, uncle, I don't like picking chrysanthemums."

"It seems that we can't go together."

Li Fan put down the strange juice, "I have class tomorrow, so I'll go back to bed first."

"The night is still long. Why worry?"

Most of them waved, and the chair stopped in front of Li Fan again.

"Why, do most people want to keep people?"

Li Fan sneered and glanced at Yu Xi beside him.

"Classmate Li misunderstood. I never fight with the younger generation in the Jianghu."

Dadu Tong laughed, "the reason why we want to keep classmate Li is that there are some things we should discuss with classmate Li."

"If you have anything to say, just say it."

Li Fanyang began, "I want to know what your royal guards are up to tonight."

"Classmate Li, don't think of the royal guards as a bad place."

Datong also put down the juice and asked Li Fan, "I only ask you, if there is no royal guards, what do you think will happen in this world?"

"This..."

"It's hard to answer. Let me answer for you."

Datong continued, "if there is no royal guards, we don't know how many people in the Wulin have become unscrupulous. Xia breaks the ban with martial arts, classmate Li, which is somewhat reasonable. Our existence is like the police. The existence of society needs law enforcement agencies to maintain order, while the order of the Jianghu is controlled by us. Our purpose is to combat those bad guys who don't obey the rules."

"Unfortunately, what I see is not like this."

Li Fan said coldly, "the royal guards I saw can kill mercilessly for the task regardless of everything! Even some people, in order to please you, don't hesitate to collude with rich businessmen and fish for the people! If the royal guards want to maintain such order, I'd rather be a bad person who doesn't obey the rules!"

"Young people, in the end, are grumpy."

Datong was not angry and continued to say slowly, "the team is too big to take."

"This is your problem, not mine."

Li Fan will not sympathize with this evil spirit in color.

"Li Fan, pay attention to your tone."

Yu Xi frowned and looked at Li Fan with some discomfort. "You are talking to our Datong! Your disrespect for him is an enemy of our royal guards!"

"When have we been friends?"

Li Fan heard the speech and laughed, "heartless knife, you're so funny. Without an eye, you can't owe your IQ! I've never been afraid of your royal guards. Big deal, let's play another 300 rounds!"

"Why is classmate Li so angry? Drink some juice to reduce the fire."

Datong said calmly, "I didn't come to you tonight to fight with you."

"Finally willing to talk about your purpose?"

Li Fan also suddenly put away his angry face, sat there quietly, looking at Datong, "then enter today's theme."

Dadu Tong looked at Li Fan twice more. He underestimated the teenager! With his just angry appearance, he pretended to force himself to say something in advance. Originally, I wanted to tease the boy more and kill his patience. Unexpectedly, he took the trick!

However, this is also good. I like such talents.

"Classmate Li, I'll give you a chance to ascend to the sky step by step."

Datong said surprisingly, "you can worship me as a teacher, join my royal guards, and become the fifth black guard! From then on, everyone in this Jianghu will be afraid of your name!"

As soon as this word came out, even Yu Xi beside him was a little stunned.

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