889 cross year cannon
The time has to be postponed to the previous day.
In other words, the demon king pulled Huang Lei, and the two decided to find a place to play a new year's gun for good luck.
"It's boring to sleep in a kiln!"
Huang Lei recommended a place, but the demon king glanced, "you boy, life is too boring!"
"Where boring!"
Huang Lei was quite unconvinced. His usual habit was ridiculed today!
"Those women, with one leg, lie down on the bed. They are as loose as cotton trousers. What's the difference between them and the rapist!"
The demon king stared at Huang Lei, "can't you be a little promising and play something exciting?"
"What excitement?"
Huang Lei was a little annoyed, "take the two sisters to the Great Hall of the people?"
"Cao, I just can't get into the Great Hall of the people, otherwise you think I dare not!"
The demon king of the world is not afraid of anything. He always comes with how exciting he is!
"Besides, what we are talking about now is the problem of sister paper, not where to do it. Otherwise, why don't you go to the morgue to do it, which will stimulate you to death!"
"No, it's too cold."
"Then go to the incinerator!"
"Fuck you, why are you so tasty!"
"Your father, can I match your taste?"
The demon king almost spat when he thought of the women Huang Lei liked.
He also liked that chick who played with cars, and his taste was a little normal. The rest are all overlord level monsters!
"Where are you going? Where can I find a girl?"
Huang Lei wants to hear the idea of the demon king. Both of them are hungry ghosts in color, which is quite congenial.
It's a pity that Bodhi is not here. Otherwise, the three people together happen to be a team.
"Let's find a KTV."
The demon king suggested, "find a princess who is good-looking and not a professional sleeping girl. Spend some money and show them. Let's change."
"OK, reliable."
"Wait a moment first, and then you will take some for me! You have to choose one with more than 100 Jin. I won't do her, just you * *"
"People like you don't understand aesthetics."
Huang Lei began to talk about his women's Sutra again, "these women who weigh more than 100 kilograms... Especially those who weigh more than 150 kilograms, are very exciting. Moreover, they also play very well. When they come up, they directly take off their clothes and shake two big breasts, just like your headlights, tut..."
"Get out of here!"
The demon king almost kicked Huang Lei down and scolded the next door!
"Choose a thin one for me! Otherwise, don't play together in the future!"
"All right."
Huang Lei can't help it, but it's fun for everyone to come out and play. You can't care too much.
In this group of people, Bodhi ran away, and now he can come out with the demon king to have fun. And the demon king has a temper. As Li Fan's chief younger brother, he must know how to be reasonable.
We should actively share our worries for big brother!
"Then you can choose one for me. Is it the head office?"
"This can be."
The devil of the world finally breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise Huang Lei's eyes... It really makes people tremble when they think of it.
"But at the end of the new year, most girls go home for the new year. I'm afraid there aren't many good goods left behind."
"There are always people who stay to earn money."
The demon king said, "I give a lot of tips for the new year."
"It's true. I know a place. There are several girls during the new year. Where shall we go?"
"OK, come and drive."
"No driver's license."
"I'm afraid of a hair. It's a big deal to go in and close for fifteen days. Once I come out, it's exactly fifteen!"
"Grass, you are really big!"
Huang Lei sat in the driver's seat and stepped on the accelerator.
The car rushed through and almost threw the demon out.
"NIMA, can you drive!"
"Isn't this the first time to drive your car? Annoy JB!"
Huang Lei explained, "I'm not familiar with it. I'm the driver of big brother!"
"OK, OK, don't shout. Lead the way quickly. I can't restrain my strength."
The demon king of the world is bent on fighting a new year's gun, so strong next year's luck!
The two drove all the way to a KTV called big boss in the city.
The KTV looks not small in scale. Two security guards greet people at the door.
The two people couldn't wait and went straight to KTV as soon as they got off the bus.
"Brother, here you are."
When the security guard saw Huang Lei, he bowed first.
"Grass, you are a regular."
The demon king turned and glanced at Huang Lei.
"I've been here twice, this is the second time!"
Huang Lei immediately apologized, "he said this to everyone!"
Just after saying that, the security guard looked at the demon king again and greeted him with a smile.
"Brother, here you are."
"Day..."
The demon king said that this boy pretended to be familiar with me!
However, KTV is understandable. There is such a large flow of people every day. Who knows who comes often and who doesn't often.
After entering, a waiter immediately took two candidates to a private room. The private room is not particularly large, with dim lights and a little charming atmosphere.
A large LCD TV is hung on the wall with some songs casually on it.
"Two bosses, sing?"
The waiter asked.
"Nonsense, let sister paper come quickly!"
The demon king shouted.
"Wait a moment, the princess will arrive in a moment."
While talking, a beautiful woman in a gray uniform came in. This woman is about thirty, charming, a pair of peach blossom eyes, looking at it very much.
"Two bosses."
The princess also spoke with a little charm, "don't worry, the girls will arrive soon."
When the demon king saw the princess, he didn't want to choose other girls. He pulled the princess's small hand.
"Or you can accompany me!"
"Boss, I'm only responsible for pouring wine."
The princess and the hostess are different. They are responsible for everything in the private room, except for the personal hostess.
"The quality of our little sister is also very good. The two bosses choose first."
"Choose a younger sister."
Huang Lei also held a calm attitude and advised the demon king, "today is happy, don't make it unhappy."
The demon king thought that the princess was so beautiful that the little sister who accompanied the wine should be no worse. So he slapped the table and shouted, "then don't hurry to let the women in!"
"Coming, coming!"
There was a sound of footsteps outside, and then the door of the box was pushed open. Seven or eight girls lined up from the outside and came in one after another.
But the quality of this sister's paper... I really don't dare to compliment!
The first one who came in was a hundred and thirty pounds tall and one meter five!
The second one must be at least over 40 years old, painted with green faces and fangs!
The third one looks like a man. NIMA still has a beard!
According to the order in which these women came in, the devil of the world is basically a few words.
Fuck!
fuck you!
Fuck you!