Chapter 72: Chapter 72: If You Play Tricks, Don't Blame Me for Playing Back
"Do you want everyone to think I'm crazy?" Takuya rolled his eyes at Tsunade, which only made her angrier.
She raised her hand, ready to strike, but hesitated and reluctantly lowered it when she noticed Takuya's eyes starting to turn red.
The message was clear: if you dare to hit me, I'll make sure you suffer public humiliation.
Wanna test me?
Orochimaru and Jiraiya both watched with expressions of amusement. Minato wore his usual troubled smile, while Nawaki curiously looked back and forth. He was eager to see whether his violent sister could withstand Takuya's genjutsu.
If she couldn't, there would definitely be some entertaining scenes to watch.
You're all just waiting for a show, huh? Tsunade thought helplessly, waving her hand dismissively. "Forget it. Let's not talk about this anymore. But why do you think no one would believe you if you told them?"
Pointing at his eyes, then at his temple, Takuya couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Come on, I'm not stupid or blind. The village's bias against the Uchiha is obvious to everyone. Even though I'm only half Uchiha, my situation isn't much better than theirs. Besides, if a kid like me says something like this, no one would believe it. They'd just think I'm either crazy or desperate for credit. Why bother?"
"As long as the Third Kazekage doesn't say anything, who would know?"
"But who would've guessed," Takuya sighed, shaking his head in frustration. "Who could've imagined the Third Kazekage would be so spineless, spreading such an embarrassing story? You have no idea-his dance that night was a sight you wouldn't forget."
"Tell us more!"
Everyone perked up immediately, Tsunade included.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
The idea of the usually stern Third Kazekage dancing was both shocking and intriguing.
So, you want to spread rumors, huh? Make me famous, huh? Fine, I'll make it happen. Just you wait, let's see who ends up worse off.
If the Third Kazekage threw the first punch, Takuya was definitely going to hit back. You pull a stunt on me, I'll return the favor tenfold. It's only fair.
Takuya then went on to describe the essence of the pole dance.
"Hiss~~~"
The group collectively sucked in their breath, staring at him in disbelief.
The Third Kazekage, a man known for his seriousness, did such a shameful dance? This was big news-huge, even!
Jiraiya quickly pulled out his notebook, ready to jot down every detail.
"Something this entertaining can't be missed. The old man will be in for a big surprise, hahaha..."
You, Third Kazekage, said I'm a genius on par with the likes of Hashirama Senju, constantly stirring up trouble for me? Fine, I'll say you danced on a pole.
The esteemed Third Kazekage of the Sand Village, twisting and turning like a dancer in a red- light district-let's see how you like that.
After a while, the group finally digested the shocking news.
Because the books Nawaki had were indeed taken from him.
But he never read such books, let alone kept any.
"There's no need to explain. I understand."
Jiraiya sighed, patting Orochimaru on the shoulder. "We can discuss this another time... Ow!"
With a pained cry, Jiraiya was sent flying.
Orochimaru, his face darkened, decided he didn't want to say anything more.
Your teacher is really pitiful; it seems like everyone can hit him.
Takuya exchanged a glance with Minato, who awkwardly smiled, not knowing what to say.
Jiraiya's antics, while often amusing, could also be pretty embarrassing, especially for those
close to him.
Like Minato.
In moments like these, Minato always ended up feeling the most uncomfortable.
"Do you think the Third Kazekage is crazy? Just to turn people against me, he spread this story far and wide. Was that really necessary?"
After confirming the truth of the matter, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru left shortly after.
Sitting by the campfire, Takuya still couldn't figure out what the Third Kazekage hoped to achieve by doing this. Did ruining a genius really matter more than the embarrassment of a
Kage?
"He must've been left with such a lasting impression that the Third Kazekage, even at the risk of losing face, wanted to make sure your name got on other villages' hit lists," Nawaki
speculated.
When it came to this kind of situation, Nawaki was the most qualified to speak. After all, he had grown up hearing stories about Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju.
During the Warring States period, it wasn't uncommon for rival clans to try to eliminate their opponents' geniuses. Both Hashirama and Madara Uchiha had experienced the pain of losing brothers to assassination.
Since the establishment of the Five Great Ninja Villages, such occurrences had become much
less common.
Villages now tended to nurture and protect their talented ninjas, ensuring they didn't meet an
untimely end.
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