The Taotie dressed in dragon robes nodded, it seemed like she was satisfied with our attire.
Originally, I thought that it would be fine as long as I got off work happily, but in the end, the Taotie called me and Yuning down.
He said the two of us were doing very well this time, and he wanted to give us both another boost, as a long-term attraction.
A shiver ran down my spine.
No way! You want to eat us both?
I wanted to find a reason to bring Yuning and run, but Taotie looked at me and said, "Why are you looking at me like that, don't worry, I won't eat you, you're just human meat and firewood, it's not good."
Others might take those words as a joke, but I know that it's definitely not a joke.
It really knows how to eat people! Don't leave!
However, Yuning and I were still left behind.
"How have you been?" The Taotie suddenly said to me.
"Have we met before?" I started.
"I didn't say anything about you." The Taotie waved her hand, "What, you finally couldn't take it after seeing your own girlfriend being molested today?"
A gust of mist escaped from my chest and landed on Su Min's body.
"Why are you so weak?" The Taotie raised its eyebrows, "Back then, how awe-inspiring was it to steal food from my mouth?"
Su Min didn't say anything, he just pulled me behind him.
"I already said, I don't eat people." The Taotie rubbed her forehead, "The reason I called you out was to ask you a question."
"Recently, Yin Qi has been rampant. You should have noticed it."
"Yes." Su Min nodded, and said the first sentence, "Open the gates of hell."
"The fissures in hell are unstable, the Yellow Springs can no longer trap those evil spirits."
"Aren't you a beast? Why are you suddenly in such a good mood to care about these things?" Su Min said, "Didn't you say a lot of times that everyone will go their own way, don't worry about others."
"That's what I said, but these people are all dead, so I don't know if I can handle this coffee shop anymore. With the price skyrocketing, you have to make me able to support myself, no? " The Taotie shrugged her shoulders, "What's more, your little girlfriend is still human after all, you can't possibly kill her, right? Or... If you can't do it, then let me do it for you? "
"How dare you!" Black mist suddenly rose from Su Min's body.
"It's a joke, don't be angry." The Taotie waved her hand, "Your little girlfriend's school is closer to the crevice, you better watch out. It's getting harder and harder to mix in society now, even if you die, you have to find out.
"Alright, I understand." Su Min then pulled me away, causing Yuning's face to crumble, "You bastard, just pulling your wife away is how I am no longer a human!"
My head was full of black lines.
Qin Yao had been waiting for us outside for a long time now. Today, the sky was gray, and the sunset, which should have been a rose, had now turned pinkish gray, like the color of purgatory. When Qin Yao saw Su Min pulling me out of the shop with a crying Yuning behind him, the corners of his mouth twitched, but he did not ask anything.
"Ghost Servant, find an absolutely safe place." Su Min shouted towards Qin Yao the moment he got on the car. Qin Yao acknowledged and stepped on the throttle.
The car skidded farther and farther away until it came to a small villa in the suburbs and stopped.
"Come in, this is my house." Qin Yao said as he got off the car, "Don't worry, it's definitely safe."
Yuning closed her car door with a look of disbelief on her face. She didn't know whether the reason she couldn't believe it was because she had actually drove all the way to Qin Yao's house or whether Qin Yao actually had the ability to buy a car and a villa.
There were also servants in the Qin Yao family, but these servants were ghosts because they had no legs. Qin Yao was afraid that he would scare us, so he waved his hands and ordered the ghost servants to retreat.
They quickly disappeared and in less than three seconds, there was only us three people and a ghost in the entire house, and …
A black cat and a purple eyed doll cat.
"Yin Yang, this time, I will make you two my servants." Qin Yao squatted and touched the two cats.
The two cats sighed and immediately turned into a girl in black and a woman in white Lolita.
I suddenly felt that all the abnormal people in the world had demons in their homes, such as Yun Yiran's Leimu, and Qin Yao's Yin and Yang.
I was thinking if I should also kidnap a demon and bring it back, but in the end I heard Su Min cough in dissatisfaction.
Right, this thing is much more powerful than monsters.
So I struck a balance.
Yin He and Yang brought a can of soda for each of us, and Yang had even washed fruit for us. Qin Yao said that Yin He and Yang were both demons with a cultivation of over a hundred years, so I could be at ease with the two of them at home.
Then I heard the can in Yuning's hand crack. Looking back, sure enough, the can had deflated.
The corner of my mouth trembles. This girl is really something, she even eats the jealousy of cats.
Yang used two cat claws to cover his mouth and used his purple big eyes to look at Yuning. He shook his cat ears a little and suddenly squinted his eyes to smile.
I said that I had been poked in the head.
Compared to Yu Yang, Yin was much colder. His light blue eyes swept the surroundings and he could feel the hair on his back standing on end.
Su Min did not care about all this and started to talk to Qin Yao about what the Taotie had said today.
"I will get the people above to send more Ghost Servant over to help." Qin Yao nodded, turned around, and jumped out the window like a black cat.
I was shocked. This seemed to be the second floor!
"Stupid Gu." Yang said something in Japanese that didn't matter, "The Yin Sauce is a kitten monster with several hundred years of cultivation. It will be fine."
"It's just that Qin Yao has been busy lately, so he won't be playing with the Yang Jam." Yang rubbed his ears and said sorrowfully, "Is it not cute enough? Or does Qin Yao sama like sexy routes? "
Ka-cha. The can in Yuning's hand let out a painful cry.
"Yang, stop messing around. That's not how you usually talk." Qin Yao sighed.
"No, no, no, I just like it!" Yang suddenly hugged Qin Yao's arm, rubbing it hard.
Creak Creak … The can let out a despairing whine.
"Um, if there's nothing else, we'll be leaving first!" I immediately pulled up Yuning and Su Min, afraid that Yuning would explode in the next second, "Um, Senior Qin Yao, thank you for your hospitality! "We're leaving! We're leaving!"
"I'll send you back …" "Yang, come down, don't cause trouble …" Just as Qin Yao stood up, he was pulled by Yang Dong to sit down.
"There's no need, there's no need. Su Min and I will be able to interact on the underworld for a bit!" When I realized what I had said, my face immediately flushed red and I quickly pulled the two fellows away.
On the way back, Yuning bought a cup with a darkened face, then smashed the glass on the way.
I hid from Yuning in the distance. Firstly, I was afraid of accidentally injuring him, and secondly, the aura around Yuning's body … Too terrifying …
He was just like a raging Su Min!
Hearing my opinion, Su Min curled his lips in disdain. He said that if I get angry, the entire city will be gone, how could I be like him?
Thus, I gossiped about how he would do it if he was Yuning. Su Min looked at me in bewilderment and said, "Wasn't that what I was like back then?"
Seeing my confused look, Su Min sighed, saying, before the two of us got married, didn't you also get harassed by a male ghost?
His solution was to just marry me, and not let me go out like before. Who knows which little wave of hooves I'll bring back. After getting married, who dared to come close to me and chop off his claws!
I twitched the corner of my mouth. What a tyrannical ghost.
However, Su Min was rather well-behaved along the way, only continuing to hug my waist. The clothes he wore had also temporarily changed into a coat to avoid suspicion, but it was still black.
As I watched Yuning fall to the ground, I started to calculate the cups that she had bought along the way. When we arrived at the dorm, including the water cups that she had dropped, this prodigal woman had lost a total of twenty-six cups, making it up to around two hundred yuan …
His heart was bleeding.