Chapter 279

Generally speaking, as long as Xu Qi'an doesn't ask to "sleep with me tonight" or "have a son for me", Zhong Li will satisfy Xu Qi'an's wishes.

Of course, if the supervisor said: Zhong Li, you and this boy are both repairing, the robbery will be stable.

In this case, as long as the posture proposed by Xu Qi'an is not too difficult, Zhong Li can also satisfy his wishes.

It's true that Xu Qi'an is not the kind of villain who takes advantage of others' danger. If Zhong Li proposes to practice with him, he will definitely refuse. After all, she is Chu Caiwei's elder martial sister.

Zhong Li obediently sat by the side of the case. According to Xu Qi'an's request, he spread out the paper specially used to revise the books, ground it, raised the pen, and said, "say it."

"Don't worry, I want to brew..." Xu Qi'an sat on one side, holding a hot tea cup and meditating.

In order to put an end to the conflict between Lin'an and Huaiqing, he, a slave of the three families, was in a dilemma. Xu Qi'an thought hard for a long time and finally came up with a solution.

Lin'an doesn't like to listen to stories, so Xu Qi'an gives her stories.

There are many stories of talented people and beautiful women in the market, even Xiao Liu Bei, which can meet the needs of Lin'an. However, Xu Qi'an thinks that as a mature sea king, he should seize every opportunity to make fish inseparable from himself.

"The title of the book is called the great sage of love. Sister Zhong, please don't write it wrong."

Seeing that she didn't write, Xu Qi'an said, "elder martial sister Zhong? Is my hair too long to see clearly, I don't want to lift it? "

Zhong Li shook his head slowly. "What a strange title."

The name of the novel comes from a set of common words, such as "common words" and "common words".

"Don't worry. Write as I say." Xu Qi'an waved his hand and told his story.

The great sage of love is a love story that takes place in heaven. The heroine is the daughter of the emperor of heaven, called Zixia fairy. The hero is a bodyguard in the heavenly palace, who is a demon.

His name is long Aotian.

The demon clan is the most humble existence in the heaven. It is discriminated by the immortals and can only act as coolie and bodyguard. Its hobby is singing and dancing rap.

"Here's a problem..."

Zhong Li said: "the name of long Aotian is taboo. According to the background of the book that heaven is respected, such a name should not appear."

After thinking about it, Xu Qi'an could only say, "we don't have to care about these details."

The story goes on:

but it is these two men and women with huge differences in identity who fall in love unexpectedly. One is an immortal flower in langyuan, and the other is flawless.

"Wait a minute," Zhong Li said with a frown. "Langyuan xianpa refers to Zixia fairy. That's long Aotian... But he's a lowly demon family. From his origin, he doesn't deserve the word" Meiyu impeccable ". I think it should be changed."

Xu Qi'an was so angry that he twitched: "are you teaching me how to write a book?"

Aware of the wrong mood of "amulet", Zhong Li no longer talks.

The story goes on:

Xu Qi'an has a very detailed description of their tryst in Tiangong, from holding hands to watching the sunset clouds, to hugging and kissing, to rolling sheets in the secret room.

In this era, similar forbidden books also have detailed descriptions, even with verses. Xu Qi'an can copy poems, but it is impossible to write poems by himself, so there is no teacher to teach him.

However, the love between Zixia fairy and long Aotian was discovered by a God who was greedy for Zixia fairy's beauty, so he denounced them.

The emperor of heaven was so angry that he plucked the skin and bone of the Dragon Aotian, and entered the reincarnation. He became a beast from generation to generation. Zixia fairy was also imprisoned in Guanghan palace forever, accompanied by cold and lonely.

This is the end of the story.

"How many words." Xu Qi'an took a cup of tea and moistened his throat.

Zhong Li thought for a moment, "about 80000 words."

Zhong Li writes very fast. She writes for two hours without stopping. Often when Xu Qi'an finishes her sentence, she finishes it. Ordinary people can't do that.

He is worthy of being a Wupin Warlock. Xu Qi'an is very satisfied.

In fact, the story is very common, at least in Xu Qi'an's opinion, but there are no commercial novels in this era. Even Xu Qi'an's coarse stories are more interesting than most of the storybooks.

"It would be nice to meet Zhong Li half a year ago. I said she wrote that she is my voice recognition system. I can open a bookstore and buy a phone book for a living..."

Xu Qi'an immediately rejected the idea. First of all, his current status does not require business. Secondly, the income of chicken essence and the annual dividend are enough for him to live a boring life with his wife and concubines.

In the end, this kind of story is nothing if it was in his previous life. But in this era, it's about beheading.

No need, no need.

"Yes, I'll think about the second half of the story. Let's move on to the next one. "Zhong Li's fingers tremble...

the second book is about the love story between a demon king and a scholar of the human race. Xu Qi'an directly applies the routine of the former tyrant president, just changing the roles of men and women.

She is overbearing, tough, wise and cold. She is a scholar of human race, but she is kind, gentle and polite.

Overbearing female president vs silly white sweet scholar.

There is no doubt that this book is written for Huaiqing.

In the book for Lin'an, the main men and women are the princess of heaven and the little bodyguard. Xu Qi'an has sinister intentions and misleads Lin'an's outlook on love and values.

When she indulges in novels, she will find a handsome, capable and interesting "bodyguard" character in her mind.

Lin'an will find, ah, my dog slave is not such a person, the original destiny is in my side.

It's very possible that those young ladies who are raised in the boudoir are obsessed with the story books of gifted scholars and beautiful ladies, and dream that their future husband will be the same as those in the story books.

As for Huaiqing, she is a hard nut to crack. She is smart, calm and independent. Such a woman is hard to guide.

Xu Qian even doubted that she didn't read vulgar novels. Of course, nothing is absolute. Huaiqing is a princess with an overbearing female president's character. In this world where men are superior to women, there is hardly a novel like "overbearing lady falls in love with me".

Xu Qi'an believes that this will inevitably arouse Princess Huaiqing's desire to read.

...

at the dinner table after dusk.

Xu Erlang found that his elder brother was very strange. He always stared at himself without saying a word. His eyes were focused and meaningful, like looking at a baby.

"Big brother, you always stare at me as what." Xu Erlang couldn't bear it, he said in a deep voice.

"I recently fell in love with Danqing and wanted to copy Erlang." Xu Qian explains casually, still stares at Xu Erlang fiercely.

So it's like this. Xu Erlang raised his chin slightly and said, "if you can draw one or two of my ten beauties, you'll be a beginner."

Xu Er Shu couldn't listen. He tapped his fingers on the table and changed the topic: "yesterday, I heard that you chopped a six grade warrior?"

Xu Qian reserved way: "just a small person."

Second Uncle Xu took a look at his son and then his nephew. He said that this arrogant and arrogant atmosphere is not the tradition of my old Xu family.

"Tomorrow is the day of releasing the list." My aunt looks at Erlang.

"Well." Xu Erlang nodded.

"Nianer must be Huiyuan." The aunt happily brought food to her son.

Xu Er Shu looked at his plump and beautiful wife, and suddenly realized that it was this woman who had broken the family tradition.

"When the apricot list comes out, our family will go to see it together." Xu Qian said.

Hearing the word "apricot list", Xu Lingyin immediately raised her head.

"It's not food." Xu Lingyue patted her on the head.

Xu Lingyin lowered her head and continued to eat.

After dinner, after washing and rinsing, Xu Qian pulled out the cork of a porcelain bottle and mixed it with water to wash his face. After soaking a cup of tea in his face, his skin began to get hot and his facial features showed signs of "melting".

He immediately came to the bronze mirror and tried to change his facial features.

"The lips should be thinner, the nose should be narrower..... The facial bone should be contracted..... The eyes should be round......

a quarter of an hour later, the fake Xu Erlang is now, to be exact, Xu Erlang's long lost brother.

"Almost quintuple." Xu Qi'an looks at the bronze mirror and pities himself.

I'm afraid the whole family will believe me when I catch my aunt calling for my mother..... No, no, put away this dangerous idea. It's not good for my uncle and aunt to get divorced..... Thinking about it, Xu Qi'an's mouth turned up and many coquettish operations flashed in his mind.

Of course, in the future, Yi Rong becomes Erlang's appearance, and goes to chat with the group Friends of Dishu group. This is very interesting.

It's not the fear of social death, it's just fun.

"Life is so boring, you need to know how to have fun... I haven't been to GouLan for a long time."

......

spring table is also known as "apricot table", because this is the flowering time of apricot flower.

On February 27, it was very bright.

There is no curfew tonight. The gate of the city is wide open. The soldiers on the street patrol back and forth. The gongs of the watchman's Yamen almost pour out.

Countless scholars poured into the inner city and gathered at the gate of Gongyuan, waiting for the release of the list.

This year's spring list is particularly lively. There are not only thousands of eager taxis, but also a lot of people from the rivers and lakes swarming into the city.

One of the greatest characteristics of the people in the Jianghu is eating melons!

Where there is excitement, they will join in.

This has caused great pressure on the public security of Wuwei, Fuya and daguanren Yamen.In the end, Xu Pingzhi also failed to accompany his son to watch the apricot list, because the area he was responsible for was a little far away from the Gongyuan. Based on the same reason, Xu Qian was also responsible for another piece of public security.

If there are some spies or antisocials, then the students will be in danger.

Aunt and Ling Yue Ling Yin, the three women's family members, also want to join in the fun. The second uncle has to arrange his family's retinue to accompany him. Xu Qi'an thinks that his patrol area is not far from the Gongyuan, so he can take care of it at any time.

No problem.

"All previous days of the spring Wei show are so busy. The imperial court has raised scholars for many years, right now. "

Fortunately, the middle-aged master was waiting for him to talk in the streets.

"Huiyuan at that time seemed to be called Chu Yuanzhen, and later became the number one scholar. When I came to Beijing this time, I found out that the number one scholar had resigned.

"Ah, time flies, ten years in a hurry."

"Oh, quit?" The ecstatic Rong Rong asked curiously:

"why? I heard that the former one can enter the Imperial Academy and become the prime minister. If you have a bright future, why give up? "

The middle-aged swordsman shook his head.

Further on, there is almost no way out. There are students in Confucian clothes everywhere, as well as some people in the Jianghu.

Officers and soldiers hard to maintain order, shouting.

"Master, why don't we jump on the roof to see it." Mr. Liu suggested.

"Do you want to be cut down by the watchmen, or by the imperial guards?" The middle-aged swordsman has no good airway.

In an open space near the Gongyuan, there was a sedan chair, dressed in red silk, surrounded by a group of guards with knives and two pretty maids.

"Chun'er, how long will it be released?"

From the sedan chair came the pleasant and gentle voice of a woman.

"Two quarters of an hour, miss."

The maid named Chuner on the left stood on tiptoe and looked at the sundial in the distance.

The girl in the sedan chair is the daughter of Wang Wenzhen, the first assistant of the current Dynasty. She usually likes to participate in poetry and literature meetings held by some scholars. She also likes to join in the fun. Of course, she won't miss such a grand event as Chunwei.

Miss Wang's talent is not small. Although she is not as amazing as Princess Huaiqing, if she is a man, it's easy to pass the exam.

"I don't know who will win this year." Spring son Jiao voice way.

Miss Wang smiles and shakes her head slightly.

The fraud in Chunwei has been repeatedly prohibited. Although it is not so blatant, there is a lot of water in it. Huiyuan is a gimmick in the eyes of the common people, but in the eyes of those who really know how to do it, they can only bow their hands and say:

brother Haoqi!

Of course, occasionally there will be golden phoenix flying into the chicken nest. There should be some talents who deserve to win the championship.

At this time, another maid, who didn't speak, suddenly pointed to the distance and praised: "what a handsome scholar."

Miss Wang lifted the curtain to reveal a gap and looked out.

She soon knew who the pretty scholar said by the maid was, because the man was so dazzling that even if he was pushed and frowned by the crowd, he could not hide his beauty.

The eyebrows are delicate and slender, the eyes are as bright as stars, the lips are red and the teeth are white, and the skin is white. Compared with most women, the skin is delicate and beautiful.

He was followed by a beautiful woman with a melon face, dressed in a luxurious dress, with her hair in a bun and a gold step.

The beautiful woman is surrounded by a beautiful and refined girl. Even if she is such a beautiful woman as Miss Wang, she can't help but be astonished.

......

under the protection of a group of retinues, aunt was not pushed by the crowd, but she regretted coming to join in.

In addition to the noisy taxis, there are many ferocious and ferocious people in the Jianghu. This makes the aunt who only dares to attack her nephew and husband at home feel scared.

When she goes out at ordinary times, she often attracts the eyes of some smelly men, but she is more reserved, and the vulgar people around her are naked.

My aunt frowned and sighed in her heart. She was born beautiful and could not give up.

"Here it is."

Xu Erlang stopped and explained, "when the announcement is made later, someone will sing the announcement naturally. We will listen here."

The aunt was relieved, took Erlang's hand and said, "Niang, for your fame, I've tried my best."

"I've worked hard." Xu Erlang said.

The apricot list was pasted on the east wall of the Gongyuan, also known as the "wall of merit and fame". As time went on, it was time to unveil the list.

The first to uncover is the sub list.

The Vice Minister of Xianzi, who was present, cheered everyone.

"It's time to unveil the apricot list."

The students yelled and the crowd was in high spirits.PS: change before change. Today it's 9600 words again, and tomorrow we'll try our best, Ollie.

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