Chapter 107: (2): LOLIMANCER
I never thought that a normal girl without combat skills would make me feel cornered like a mouse in a nest of snakes.
"Onii-chan lied" - Rin cried pitifully.
Her voice contained such deep sadness that she could easily move people's hearts with the slightest trace of empathy, but her malicious smile was worthy of a serial killer ripping up a family.
"..." - Kaede's eyes were lowered as her bangs covered her eyes, looking like a girl out of a horror movie.
"Shiro is not happy, Shiro does not understand why Shiro is not happy" - Shiro tilted her head in confusion without understanding her own emotions, but it was certainly not a good thing.
Behind these three girls were the rest of the girls in the group, and since the girls in my group seem to have an affinity for commanding mutant animals, every escape route was blocked by a herd of animals that could easily devour humans like cookies.
Although I can pressure those animals with my abilities, my biggest headache is that Kaede's vectors and Shiro's blood are ready to attack me.
After I spoke with Yuriko to organize the group that would accompany me to the martial arts world, a problem arose when Tsubaki said something that she was not supposed to.
"This womanizer crossed the line, he gave a ring to a 13-year-old girl" - Tsubaki complained to Shizuka since the two had become good friends.
Shizuka is beautiful and I love her, but she has the defect of enjoying gossip too much and in less than an hour all my women knew that I am a Lolimancer...
So far it was not a big problem, I threw away my pride and dignity since I was 5 years old so being seen as a pedophile did not matter to me, the problem was that Rin heard it and as the little demon that she is, she went and told to the other little girls in the group to force me to accept them.
This is still tolerable, I can give them a ring symbolically and wait for them to grow up, the problem is that Rin's brain has rotted because of the internet and she wants to do adult things.
To corner me, she spoke to Kaede and Shiro, manipulated them saying that I preferred another girl over them and that they should make me take responsibility for them.
In short, I'm screwed.
Now I am in the courtyard of the main base, normally it is a training area, but now it has become a plaza for public executions where I am the criminal to be beheaded.
The cause of this spectacle similar to the executions of Christians in ancient Rome was smiling.
"Rin, little brat, who taught you to organize an execution group?" - I looked at Rin angrily, but mainly, pride.
"Ehehehe ~" - Rin smirked, separated in front of me, closed her eyes, and pursed her lips.
I smiled wryly and pinched her nose. - "It will be a kiss on the cheek"
Rin pouted. - "Lips!"
"Cheek, take it or leave it" - I was adamant.
"Lips or I'll keep bothering you!" - Rin made a supposedly threatening face, but I have seen more intimidating cats than this girl.
"I don't deal with terrorists, cheek or you won't have anything" - I'm not going to let this brat turn into a spoiled girl, I already have enough headaches in my homeworld.
"Mou!" - Rin increased her pout so I patted her head.
"Rin, I couldn't enjoy my childhood, I want you to be able to enjoy this moment of your life" - I crouched down to look at her at the same height, I made a sincere expression full of concern and affection. - "In the future, we will be able to do all kinds of things together, but for the moment I want you to enjoy your childhood"
I started patting Rin's head hoping that she would accept my words and stop bothering me.
"I understand, Rin will be a good girl and in the future, Rin will be a good wife for Onii-chan" - Rin's voice contained some reluctance, but her expression was one of sincere love.
Heh brat, you still have a lot to learn.
With this, I was able to dodge a bullet. I kissed the cheek of every girl who lined up and was pleased with myself for the way I handled the problem.
As I kissed the cheek of Maya who was the last girl in line, my sense of hearing higher than the average human caught Navi's voice.
"And that's what husbands really do to make babies ..." - Navi was whispering.
When I looked in the direction of her voice my face turned pale.
The little idiot was giving Rin 'advice' ...
NAVI PIECE OF SHIT!